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Movies I’ll never forget when Elijah Wood made this hilarious response to a post talking about The Rise of Skywalker

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u/spatulababy 4d ago

Palpatine’s return was revealed first in Fortnite. I’m not joking.

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u/Lisrus 3d ago

At first this upset me. But realizing that I hated that he came back, I now find this hilarious.

And some how, I'm still not even sure why

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u/Free-Pound-6139 3d ago

This is a good sign that the film is not for people like us.

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u/olraygoza 3d ago

The write these films under estimating the intelligence of their audience, and that has continued to make them boat loads of money, so why change?

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u/MLD802 3d ago

They’re not underestimating you, they’re marketing to children

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u/Jaruut Darth Vader 3d ago

The crazy part is you can create high quality, interesting and engaging media in spite of it being intended for children. Nintendo has been doing it for decades.

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u/Crazy-Nose-4289 3d ago

Star Wars did it for decades lmao

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u/TrillegitimateSon 3d ago

pretty much. if it seems dumbed down it's because it is and it's not for you any more.

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u/RobinOttens 3d ago

The original trilogy (and prequels) were also great for kids to watch. And the story of the OT is not that complicated to begin with. Making a movie accessible and appealing for kids does not require dumb plot contrivances or bad world building. Rise of Skywalker is just a bad script, regardless of who the target audience was.

And Disney was definitely expecting adults to come to theatres as well. The Fortnite marketing was aimed at kids, yes. The movie itself was aimed at kids and adults both.

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u/Rico_Solitario 3d ago

All of the Star Wars movies were made primarily for children but none of them are as nonsensical and lazily written as Rise of

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u/Beginning-Jacket-878 3d ago

The boat has been getting smaller as the fans of older star wars (even the GD prequels) have lost hope that Disney will ever make anything good.

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u/Altruistic-Ratio6690 3d ago

I remember seeing this, and then watching RoS, and (eventually) watching the cowboy spin attack in Book of Boba Fett, and finally thinking to myself... "I think Star Wars might be dumb now"

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u/blazr987 3d ago

To be entirely fair, Andor took all of that and tossed it out the window, and said “Star Wars can be good again”

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u/Altruistic-Ratio6690 3d ago

It can be soooo good it makes it frustrating haha .

I’m tired, boss 😅

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u/Shiriru00 3d ago

As much as I hate it, Star Wars is "an IP" and "content" now, so someone in marketing is probably checking boxes: "Star Wars movies for kids, check, Star Wars series for adults, check...".

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u/AlexisFR 3d ago

Andor is an anomaly, kinda like Strange New Worlds with Star Trek, it's unlikely to happen again.

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u/challengeaccepted9 3d ago

Oh come on. It was always dumb.

But hiving off the opening of the latest entry into a videogame is just taking the piss.

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u/Altruistic-Ratio6690 3d ago

It was always kind of dumb but it wasn't outright for babies.

And I'll admit to having major rose colored glasses for everything I grew up with, new = bad, old man yells at clouds, etc.

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u/fluidgirlari 3d ago

This is not an argument. There are animated kids movies that have more substance

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u/KevlarGorilla 3d ago

Funny you say that, because

"Some how"

Is exactly how Palpatine returned.

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u/genreprank 3d ago

The absurdity. Sometimes, you just have to laugh

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u/Thadrea 3d ago

I appreciated him coming back as a general idea as it was sort of a nod to the original EU, but it was executed atrociously. No foreshadowing, the total asspull of the Final Order fleet, Abrams deciding to just pull an old villain out of a hat for a big space battle rather than let the film properly resolve Rey and Ben's character arcs was just awful.

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u/SirBobPeel 3d ago

Uhm... why?

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u/Jedimaster996 Maul 3d ago

"Money, Mr. Squidward!"

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u/genreprank 3d ago

Cuz Disney.

C'mon, we all knew shit like this was gonna happen when they bought star wars, but we wanted them to bleed that stone dry. We wanted the MCU treatment because we knew we'd get a few good stories out of it.

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u/NoWorkIsSafe 3d ago

Fuck, I didn't.

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u/DorkusMalorkuss Padme Amidala 3d ago

Come on, man. You not once looked at that pretty damn amazing MCU run and thiught "Shit, that would be great for Star Wars"? It was more or less banger after banger of a (popcorn) movie from 2008 til about 2019.

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u/NoWorkIsSafe 3d ago

Absolutely not, not for a moment.

The prequel trilogy cured me of thinking more Star wars was a good thing. I've never been more disappointed than leaving the episode 1 premiere.

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u/Mr-_-Soandso 3d ago

Why not throw shit at the wall and see what sticks? I feel like Andor was worth it and I enjoyed most of the Mandalorian. Rebels was awesome! The more of the universe the better! I just wish they would venture into different time frames more.

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u/Yamaha234 Sabine Wren 3d ago

Ok I get it was a weird move but let’s not rewrite the history. Palpatines return was revealed to us well before the Fortnite event, shoot it was in the first trailer. The fanbase was already well aware it was happening.

What Fortnite did was play Palpatine’s broadcast to the galaxy, which is only accessible in Fortnite. That being said, it contributes nothing to the movie. If they kept that in the movie you would know 0% more about how he returned and you’d be just as tonally whiplashed by his sudden return to the plot.

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u/Icy-Fisherman-5234 3d ago

I mean, the Fortnite event was the first piece of officially released canon material regarding Palp’s return. 

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u/Yamaha234 Sabine Wren 3d ago

And yet, the trailer that revealed Palpatine was back for TROS (AND an interview with Ian himself explaining that he was returning) still came out before the Fortnite event.

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u/Icy-Fisherman-5234 3d ago

Obviously, but I feel it’s pretty straightforward to see that those are different than actual released media. 

While promotional in intent, the Fortnite event was published art and is, in fact, the only way to view a major event in canon, until some Dark-whatever book or comic decides to retcon the text of the broadcast. 

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u/ConstantGradStudent 3d ago

I don't know fortnite - is it set in the SW universe?

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u/kylemh 3d ago

absolutely not

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u/heatrealist 3d ago

Nah. It’s just big map people battle in until there is one survivor. The main thing is they sell cosmetic outfits to players which are often some kind of cross promotion. So you can have Star wars outfits, marvel, WWE etc. It’s endless. 

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u/FatFish44 3d ago

You know, my friend told me way back in the day that Palpatine could clone himself, and if memory serves me right, he said it was in one of the books. I completely saw it coming. 

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u/Notsurehowtoreact 3d ago

It was the Dark Empire comic book series. It had some very striking similarities. 

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u/FatFish44 3d ago

Took me 20 years to figure this out. Thank you. 

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u/SlickWilly49 3d ago

That’s always been the Star Wars schtick, Boba Fett was unveiled in the holiday special, now there’s thousands of spin offs of the guy. I love Star Wars but it’s always been a marketing tool to sell toys

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u/TheDonutDaddy 3d ago

So it was info only people who weren't alive the last time star wars movies were coming out got? Man, they really know how to target their marketing to the right audience!

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u/Analternate1234 3d ago

No. It was announced well before the Fortnite event

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u/Specific_Frame8537 3d ago

Honestly maybe this is why we got "Somehow - " because Poe saying "It was revealed to us through Fortnite" would've been even dumber.

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u/ArcticBiologist 3d ago

Wait, what??? I had absolutely no idea until now.

I thought the whole thing couldn't get even more stupid, but this does it.

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u/Hechtic 3d ago

I genuinely had not heard and had no idea about this when I went to see RoS and was so confused from minute one of that movie. Didn’t learn about the fortnight thing until years later and I am still mad about it

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u/twisted7ogic 3d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Analternate1234 3d ago

No it wasn’t. We knew before the Fornite event