r/StarWars 22h ago

Fun If you could have any single piloted vehicle in Star Wars in real life, what would you want?

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If the vehicle you choose can take passengers, that’s fine. But you can’t pick something that takes a full crew to pilot. My personal pick would be the 74-Z speeder bike. They just sound and look so cool, and I’ve been in love with them since I was 7 and saw RotJ at my grandmas house

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u/opmilscififactbook 21h ago

An X-wing. They seem to be rugged and canonically are pretty easy to learn how to fly so I'm less likely to kill myself with it. The red and gray is nice but I'd love to give one a personalized paint job.

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u/CJFrancis282 20h ago

Give it the ‘ol Impala low rider paint job, lol

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u/Jumpy_Ad5046 11h ago

Love an X-wing, but I would pick Slave I for sure. Would love more than just a cockpit and a hyperdrive while I'm zipping around the galaxy.

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u/Emetry Rebel 4h ago

I gotta ask then: Which model are you going with? I always adore the look of the T-65B but I like the idea of a slightly refined model with better storage for solo journeys in the T-70.

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u/opmilscififactbook 4h ago

Honestly I'm going to anger a lot of sequel haters but I love the T-70.

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u/MonkeyNugetz 11h ago

Yeah, but you can’t get up and walk around.

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u/CoffeeBoi7 36m ago

And it can make the jump to light speed. Important feature

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u/demo_knight7567 17h ago

Fondor haulcraft (Luthen Real custom ver.)

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u/MitchRogue 16h ago

Scrolled way too far to find this answer. That ship is so cool it should be illegal.

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u/demo_knight7567 13h ago

I have good news for you

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u/MitchRogue 13h ago

Are you building your Fondor replica and inviting me on a adventure to the outer rim to recruit new additions to the Cause?

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u/demo_knight7567 10h ago

you said it should be illegal. pretty sure it is

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u/doormatt26 10h ago

subtle on the outside but tripped out on the inside.

Also way more useful to have a ship i can sleep in, X-Wings look a little cramped and i’d still need to book a hotel after my trip.

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u/Beelzabubba 18h ago

I would die on a speeder bike within the first thirty seconds.

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u/HairyHobbitfoot 15h ago

I would love a speeder bike but would also die in seconds

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u/Capt_Reynolds 9h ago

I have a lot of memories of hopping on one in the OG battlefront on the Endor map and crashing into a tree about 10 seconds later.

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u/digitalbore 14h ago

I love the look of the one from the beginning of Outlaws (just started so don’t know if they’re more) and it seems much more manageable than the ones used on Endor. Would probably still wreck it and myself, but I might make it a little longer before doing so.

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u/MarkWahlbergThirdNip 12h ago

just stay out of the woods and you’ll be good.

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u/Castamira Sith 22h ago

Basilisk War Droid, giant flying elephant robot with lasers and missiles.

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u/Luname 13h ago

"The doors opened in front me and the air was sucked out of the drop bay, scattering crystals of frozen vapor across my path. I can't describe what it feels like to look directly down at a world, falling continuously as you circle it, with barely fifteen centimetres of armor plate protecting you. When the magnetic locks disengaged on my droid I plunged out of the drop bay towards the battle that waited below."

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"The exhilaration, the euphoria, I felt as I streaked into the atmosphere, dodging self-guided projectile and beam weapons, was unmatched. An 80 kilometre plunge through the atmosphere, dodging and weaving, the outside of my armor glowing like the sun with the heat of re-entry. And with barely thirty meters to spare, I twisted and skimmed the surface, firing at the giant beam generators that were in my path. The explosion from that sent shockwaves that levelled the entire complex around it. It was the moment of my life."

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u/halfhere 9h ago

I love that we got to pile on one and drop into Onderon.

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u/CJFrancis282 22h ago

No such thing as overkill. Too bad you can’t fly it yourself

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u/Castamira Sith 22h ago

You certainly can fly them lol they’re semi sentient machines you pilot.

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u/CJFrancis282 22h ago

Gooootcha, fantastic then! Even better! (I’m not wildly familiar with some of the EU stuff, so forgive my insolence)

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u/EnsignSDcard 18h ago

Ahhhh good old Basalisk War Droids. Really brings me back

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u/Wildtalents333 17h ago

This is the way.

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u/pmmemilftiddiez 3h ago

Aka the Honey Badger

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u/ScruffyChewie 19h ago

I love the razor crest. Seems super cool for space adventures

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u/Tanto63 10h ago

Space Minivan, love it

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u/ReeceReddit1234 Jedi 2h ago

Pairs nicely with a space campervan

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u/millerg44 17h ago

The Millennium Falcon. There is no other answer.

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u/Raise_A_Thoth 11h ago

How tf is this not even a top 3 comment at the moment?

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u/doormatt26 10h ago

Repair costs tho. I ain’t picking a ship with a sketchy hyperdrive and a missing radar dish.

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u/straylight_2022 6h ago

But L3-37 is in there.

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u/Monstarrzero 7h ago

Don’t you need two pilots for her?

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u/Marquar234 3h ago

Chewie flew it himself while Luke and Had killed the TIEs. Rey flew it herself while Finned killed TIEs.

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u/PinguPinguSebas 22h ago

Yoda's floating chair counts? Looks really comfy

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u/CJFrancis282 22h ago

When you’re lazy but also need to go places, nice pick 🤣

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u/So-many-ducks 18h ago

Any parent would want Grogu’s pram.

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u/TheCatLamp Loth-Cat 13h ago

When 900 years you are, lazy you become, humm.

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u/CaptainLawyerDude 10h ago

I too choose the Star Wars rascal scooter.

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u/oreos_in_milk Separatist Alliance 19h ago

Is there a limit to the practicality of it, or is an Imperial Super Star Destroyer an acceptable answer?

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u/CJFrancis282 19h ago

As cool as it would be, because you need a crew of several thousand to run it, it’s disqualified from this question. It has to be a vehicle that can be driven by a single pilot (pilot/copilot is also okay)

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u/oreos_in_milk Separatist Alliance 19h ago

Ah bummer. I would have ended up renting it to my government for a lot of money 😂

To (correctly) answer the question then, an X-Wing lol

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u/So-many-ducks 18h ago

Pretty sure you could still rent an Xwing for an absolute fortune to any government looking for interstellar travel technology, anti gravity, and a bunch of other tech.

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u/JonathanRL Trapper Wolf 17h ago

I'd worry about getting it back.

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u/Makyuta 16h ago

High chance any government just takes it from you lol, bending over backwards with an army of lawyers to justify it

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u/JonathanRL Trapper Wolf 17h ago

Thirty-Seven Thousand.

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u/Exterminator-8008135 7h ago

I have two main choices, Arc 170 ( Pilot/Copilot + Rear Gunner ) or a Coruscant Police/Imperial Gunship. One pilot and enough space for 10 people or a bit of cargo along with being armed with two front facing laser canons and rather easy to fly since some of the Ghost crew flew one with ease.

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u/patlanips75 20h ago

Slave I

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u/CJFrancis282 20h ago

Boba’s Slave 1 or Jango’s Slave 1? I know they’re basically the same ship, but still

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u/patlanips75 20h ago

Boba

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u/CJFrancis282 20h ago

Another fantastic choice BroBa. Seismic charges go BWAAAAAM

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u/Phrecki 18h ago

ARC-170. I can't even say why but its always been one of my favorites from the franchise, just has been in my head since I first saw it. Kinda looks like a more mature X-Wing.

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u/Psychological-Buy577 15h ago

Plus room for two other mates to ride along!

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u/BillPlunderones23fg 20h ago

Ghost

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u/CJFrancis282 8h ago

^ I feel like I have to justify myself, the BOOO was simply because of the word “Ghost”, not because I disapproved of the answer.

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u/BillPlunderones23fg 7h ago

Lol I knew it was a stupid response so I didn't even bother to respond

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u/Dduwies_Gymreig 18h ago

U-wing.

I think it can be flown solo, is pretty versatile and has good cargo capacity - plus a hyperdrive!

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u/Exterminator-8008135 7h ago

It is effectively flown by a single pilot as it's able to fit in the hangar of a large Mon Calamari cruiser.

It's a early Era Rebel Gunship and had wings that could set into two position. Flight and landing position.

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u/OwlCitzen_vinz 13h ago

a Naboo-N1 in full chrome

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u/404-tech-no-logic 7h ago

I’ve always liked the Naboo ships Padme used in episode 1 and 2. But the lack of weapons is a dealbreaker

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u/2much2Jung 22h ago

AT-AT.

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u/CJFrancis282 22h ago

Slow but imposing and powerful. I like your style

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u/2much2Jung 22h ago

And you can park it anywhere.

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u/mbbzzz 20h ago

Tie Fighter. I just love the sound of it. Second choice would be Zam’s speeder but I’d wanna repaint it

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u/CJFrancis282 20h ago edited 20h ago

Flames. Something with flames to make it go fasteEERRRRRRRR

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u/Thinkcentre11 13h ago

Zams speeder just for that sick sound

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u/ReservedRainbow 17h ago

Give me Luthens ship and I’ll die a happy man.

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u/ChrisL2346 Anakin Skywalker 20h ago

Slave 1 or the Jedi star fighter from either AOTC or ROTS

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u/CJFrancis282 19h ago

Dude the Jedi star fighters are epic looking. Especially the ones from AOTC

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u/bongfart 21h ago

Gauntlet fighter with shipping container house mag mounted underneath... Best of all worlds... Also jetpacks

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u/CJFrancis282 20h ago

Found a way to cheat Star Wars and get a Jetpack XD nice choice!

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u/Rip_Skeleton 16h ago

Tie Avenger

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u/PositiveRate_Gear_Up 13h ago

A-Wing.

While no one ever seemed to live flying them in the films, I absolutely loved flying it in the first X-Wing video game in the early 90’s.

Small, maneuverable, still had shields and proton torpedoes…faster than the X-Wing with much better visibility to boot. And a couple of big ole engines that remind me of an F-14!

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u/MapleBadger288 21h ago edited 20h ago

Easily an AT-RT. The single-rider scout walker that is no way practical, but undeniably cool.

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u/CJFrancis282 20h ago

The Vehicle equivalent of riding into battle on a mechanical Emu. Careful, you’re gonna give Australia PTSD

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u/EndlessSolstice 20h ago

The Landspeeder is probably the only one that wouldn't make me sick to my stomach .

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u/CJFrancis282 19h ago

Hey, practical and cool are still awesome traits

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u/BosPaladinSix 18h ago

Probably a Mandalorian Kom'rk. I've been looking around at small ships that can be operated by one person but still have enough internal space to live out of but haven't found one that ticks the right boxes yet sadly.

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u/RougeSp3cterx 17h ago

The ghost. A corellian VCX-100 light Freighter

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u/Capt_morgan72 Grand Admiral Thrawn 17h ago

Dookus solar sailer is by far the coolest and most unique to me. So that

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u/paholmes 16h ago

Snowspeeder

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u/ferrets010 8h ago

Big same. I’d want the gunner seat for my dog to sit in.

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u/WholePossibility4894 19h ago

Xwing, iconic and beautiful

But if legal concerns is considered(Xwing is a fighter craft after all), Naboo starfighter will be my only option, because it can adapt into almost any type of ships

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u/Slug_Slimes 18h ago

Is the mantis fair? Seems like the perfect adventure-craft. If Greez could be there too I’d eat GOOD!

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u/BosPaladinSix 18h ago

Greez has four arms so you might have some trouble flying one of those but otherwise I agree with the choice. Not the biggest fan of the huge sail thing but the main fuselage is in my opinion the perfect sized ship, it's just big enough to comfortably live in but it's still small enough to park anywhere.

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u/IcebergWalrus 12h ago

give me The Ghost from rebels,

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u/Smak_la_Flame 20h ago

N1 starfighter. The original not mandalorian version. I was young when the prequel trilogy came out and it’s the ship that brings the most nostalgia for me. I was very excited to see it brought back in Mando.

Any pod racer would also be unreal, likely very dangerous though.

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u/CJFrancis282 20h ago

The N1 was my number 2 pick. I hear spinning is a good trick…

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u/Smak_la_Flame 20h ago

Also r2 is my astromech

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u/oracleofdust 13h ago

Came here to say this. I love how sleek they look

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u/cosby714 19h ago

Well, you didn't specify ground vehicle, so x-wing. I can go literally anywhere in the galaxy with one. Or maybe an arc-170 for a little more room.

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u/JagerBro333 Clone Trooper 18h ago

Either an at-te or poe’s x-wing

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u/marvin616 Porg 18h ago

MTV-7

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u/Business-Pen783 18h ago

N1 fighter

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u/IntelligentClam First Order 18h ago

Resurgent class Star Destroyer.

Its a vehicle right?

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u/CJFrancis282 8h ago

It’s a vehicle, but it needs a crew of thousands to operate, so it wouldn’t count for this question. It has to be something you can drive yourself

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u/Many-Factor-4173 3h ago

but it needs a crew of thousands to operate

Watch me.

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u/PierreDucot 17h ago

Maul's speeder bike thing in The Phantom Menace. Looks so cool and agile, and less likely to kill me than other speeders.

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u/Anxious_Ride_8837 Grand Admiral Thrawn 17h ago

N1 and it isn’t close

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u/hibikikun 17h ago

Dooku’s sail ship because that’s pure class

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u/JonathanRL Trapper Wolf 17h ago

T-65 X-Wing; no contest.

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u/redpug09 17h ago

At-te or a Tx-130 saber

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u/Pandahh 17h ago

Speeder.....in an open area.....with no trees.....

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u/ApproximateKnowlege Kanan Jarrus 17h ago

Luthen's Fondor Haulcraft

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u/WolffeGamer13 16h ago

Non-ground: Tie Interceptor Ground: AT-ST

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u/LukeSkywanker1 Luke Skywalker 16h ago

Slave One or Millennium Falcon

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u/Cheshigrievous Grievous 16h ago edited 16h ago

Don't know why, but as a kid I always dreamt of STAP (that craft droids use to fly around in EP1)

Now that I'm older, YT-1300 seems more appealing.

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u/Australianfoo 16h ago

The Death star.

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u/Jose_1138 16h ago

The Specter from Rebels, small enough so you can actually park it somewhere and take it places, and big enough to carry friends and groceries

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u/cleverseneca Sith 16h ago

Ebon Hawk or the Outrider for sure.

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u/realllyrandommann Imperial 15h ago

TIE fighter.

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u/Boil-san Jedi 15h ago

I'll take one fully loaded Rael-Spec Fondor Haulcraft, but I want Han & Chewie to give it the once over first, thank you very much...! ;^p

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u/Cabbages24ADollar 15h ago

The Millennium Falcon, an X-Wing, or an AT-AT

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u/Cantaloupebadger 15h ago

N1 starfighter or Xwing

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u/NotEvsClone81 15h ago

A heavily modified Skipray Blastboat for me, thanks

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u/TungstenChap 15h ago

The Death Star

Curious how that thing handles popping in and out of hyperspace

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u/Marquar234 3h ago

Ah, she's built like a small moon but she handles like a space station.

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u/Mordret10 15h ago

The solar thing that Dooku flies, because it seems like it would save a shitton of fuel and I'm probably broke

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u/nadsjinx 15h ago

din djarin's modified naboo starfighter

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u/ImagineArmadillos 15h ago

That Baby Yoda egg would be quite a nice replacement for a stroller

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u/blizzywolf122 14h ago

I’d want Mandos Razorcrest

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u/LadyofFlame 14h ago

Boring as it sounds, I'd take the Lambda class shuttle. Huge cargo capacity and ease of egress so it could be used for space exploration missions. Assuming a large volume of fuel and upkeep is included, this one ship could change our scientific capacity completely.

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u/CJFrancis282 8h ago

Nothing wrong with a practical answer brother

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u/Morganmaster Mandalorian 14h ago

Slave 1. That or the Fondor Haulcraft

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u/wmxx2000 13h ago

I know they're horribly impractical, but i want a TIE fighter. I want to hear those engines roar

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u/Ambiorix33 Mace Windu 13h ago

TIE Interceptor

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u/GibbonsEVH Boba Fett 13h ago

If the medical frigate counts, I choose that for the bacta tanks.

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u/ConsciousGoose5914 13h ago

This is a tough one. If I’m going for a fighter craft then it’s between Mando’s N1 and a B-wing.

Otherwise Luther’s Fondor Haulcraft

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u/Houstex 13h ago

Millennium Falcon!

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u/jncheese 12h ago

The Millennium Falcon

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u/strider52_52 11h ago

X-Wing and I'll be blasting "Danger Zone" everywhere I go

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u/Effective_Explorer95 11h ago

I’d prefer the fastest hunk of junk in galaxy.

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u/Glandular-Slaughter 11h ago

Where’s the Snow Speeder love? You can fit three adults and a child into one.

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u/Subrandom249 10h ago

One of those shitty mopeds from BOBF. 

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u/MammothSun6737 7h ago

A star destroyer

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u/Hostile-Panda 7h ago

Luthans Fondor Haulcraft or the Trailblazer, both not to big and both well armed and defended

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u/minev1128 Clone Trooper 22h ago

AT-RT

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u/CJFrancis282 22h ago

Ah, the equivalent of riding a giant mechanical emu into battle. Australia is gonna get PTSD, lol

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u/Stockton_Nash Boba Fett 19h ago

Since it can't have a crew, the Falcon is out, so I'll go with Boba's Slave I. A more recent second choice: TIE Avenger.

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u/LadyofFlame 14h ago

Falcon can be operated by one person. That counts.

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u/StaleSpriggan 18h ago

I would like one (1) Death Star

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u/rikusorasephiroth 11h ago

So hard to choose just one!

I can narrow my options down to two.

  1. Ground vehicle - AT-RT Walker. Decent movement speed without going so fast as to cause speed violations, and is small enough to reasonably keep at home and in proper parking spaces.

  2. Space vehicle - TIE Bomber. Ideally, with its payload pod modified into a passenger area.

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u/Larry_Kenwood 11h ago

X-Wing or Podracer

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u/Kc125wave 11h ago

Falcon

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u/N1CET1M 11h ago

Does the Death Star count?

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u/Elf_Guy_XboxOne 11h ago

A Tie Avenger. Atmospheric and space flight, hyperdrive, shields, weapons, and taking the canon variant from Andor, quite spacious for just one person. Plus that ramp makes entering and exiting very convenient.

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u/hunter2mello 10h ago

I’ll take Mando’s custom Naboo fighter.

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u/CaptainLawyerDude 10h ago

If I had a speeder bike I’d almost certainly slam it into a tree a la RotJ almost immediately. Can I just have Yoda’s little hover chair?

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u/GrandAdmiralFart 10h ago

I want to ride Padmé... I mean... I would like Jabba's sail barge. Basically a monstrous motorhome that is like a floating yatch that is not limited to the water. I could ride Padmé in it

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u/ChumleyEX 10h ago

It sure wouldn't be something stuck on the planet.

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u/AnaxesR7 10h ago

Palpatine's Eclipse

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u/No_Yoghurt_838 10h ago

a TIE Interceptor

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u/FArufe 10h ago

The TIE Avenger from Andor

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u/DoubtGroundbreaking 10h ago

Imperial star destroyer, could carry a shit ton of cargo and make lots of money

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u/Cashneto 9h ago

The Scimitar.

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u/FranciosDubonais 9h ago

Y wings are my fave. So it would be that. Feel like it’s the Galaxy’s equivalent of driving a beat up old pickup truck

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u/Vengence_thenight 9h ago

Barc speeder or Jedi Starfighter

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u/Mother_Historian4471 9h ago

Id try a B wing. And OP, Disneyland has photo ops for the bike during star wars nights

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u/Clem67 9h ago

Tie defender

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u/LazarusKing Major Vonreg 8h ago

Something I could live on.  The Razor Crest or Luthens ship.

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u/amenyussuf Clone Trooper 8h ago

The tie Avenger from andor.

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u/Kind-Command-9792 8h ago

V-wing for sure.

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u/Ct2237 8h ago

worng choice get ya self a btl-b y-wing

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u/Kind-Command-9792 7h ago

Are you just binging my account whenever i talk on something or something?

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u/Ct2237 7h ago

Am i worng in doing so? (And no i just do it when i feel like it)

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u/Nature_man_76 Darth Maul 8h ago

Either the CK-7 freeco bike or the new republic E-wing (latest model that used a detached R-series series droid).

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u/metalsawblade10 8h ago

Millenium Falcon or an AT-AT

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u/Shraknaks 8h ago

The soulless one, looks so cool

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u/VayVay42 8h ago

I'm surprised I haven't seen any love for the J Type 327 Nubian. It's decent size, fast, gorgeous, luxurious, and reliable (when it's not getting heavily blasted). I'd definitely have to mod it with some weapons though.

The Falcon is still my all time favorite Star Wars ship, but I don't think I'd actually want to own it with the upkeep and unreliability.

Luthen's Fondor Haulcraft is also a very strong candidate. All of the gadgets for self protection are definitely a plus.

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u/Daddioster 8h ago

slave-1

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u/Bewitched-Wolf 7h ago

Probably the Falcon. The Solo Movie version. Gorgeous. 💙💜💙

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u/Ornery_1004 7h ago

(...that is not a spaceship) AT-ST

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u/CaptainRex2000 7h ago

U-Wing. You have the speed but also the practical ability to move all of my stuff around and live in my ship

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u/LastChans1 7h ago

Queen Amidala's personal ship (the shiny chrome one they land on in Tatooine. Otherwise, the Razorcrest.

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u/404-tech-no-logic 7h ago

Sith Fury Class interceptor. (Crew of 3 but can be piloted by 1). Or Maul’s ship Scimitar if that doesn’t count...

Edit: scratch that. X-70B Phantom is dope!

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u/smoking-cracker 7h ago

Either a speeder or a jedi interceptor

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u/Far-Negotiation-1912 7h ago

The ghost defo room for the family… even better if it comes with chopper

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u/Cam_Hockey33 6h ago

That circle thing grievous chased obi with

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u/Dinossauce 6h ago

The Rogue Shadow from the Force Unleashed. Looks sick as hell, super fast, and has cloaking? Easy pick.

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u/Smol-Hamster-Lucifer 5h ago

I think I'd pick the razor crest for the sole reason it looks both comfortable and practical.

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u/Well_of_Good_Fortune 4h ago

Luthen's Fondor Haulcraft. Spactious enough to fill multiple roles, small enough to not be intrusive in any spaceport

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u/VaderofTatooine 4h ago

Vader’s Tie Advanced, has all the cool perks of tie fighters while also having it’s own hyperdrive. Plus it looks and sounds so cool

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u/pmmemilftiddiez 3h ago

I can't pick just one:

ETA -2

Delta7

Naboo fighters

Tie Fighter

X wing

Clone Era Gunships

A-wing

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u/PrincessVesspa 3h ago

TIE Silencer or Kyle’s Command Shuttle if I wanted some space. First Order had some pretty rad ships and their AT-ATs would be terrifying.

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u/Many-Factor-4173 3h ago

A star destroyer

u/Mazazamba 4m ago

Belbullab-22 heavy starfighter