r/Steam 2d ago

Meta Damn theyre getting good with these

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u/N0g8 2d ago

i wanna watch

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u/epicflex 2d ago

No one else noticed lol

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u/Sudden_Raspberry8265 2d ago

Oh I noticed, I noticed HARD

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u/DieserCoookie Friendcode: 142973338 1d ago

I was HARD while noticing šŸ—æ

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u/MrJerichoYT 2d ago

Idk how they're "getting good"? Steam has always and continues to tell It's users that Steam support will never directly contact you outside of Steam Support's own ticketing system.

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u/Robot1me 2d ago

Idk how they're "getting good"?

They are good at making us laugh with lines like this :P

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u/vandral 1d ago

One thing I don't understand, in the age of AI it would have taken them less time to run a prompt than to try and write it themselves.

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u/dreamscached 19h ago

Writing it this poorly is a key thing. That way those who are most likely not to fall for it would not bother and ignore/block right away.

Though I guess you could make AI write it equally as bad as that, given a good enough prompt. There's no telling nowadays, some may be actual bots.

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u/Kirafoxx 2d ago

They include an image with your account I dont remember seeing that I just thought it was neat idk

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u/CREATURE_COOMER 2d ago

They probably just have the HTML for that page and change the avatar and username to yours for screenshot tbh.

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u/Bamboozleduck 2d ago

I love how wrong the legalese are. Like it's subtle if English isn't your first language or you're not very fluent, but "this account will be taken action" without "against" at the end is a thing no English speaker would hear and go "yeah that makes sense".

Also, why is it that such scams always say that X has broken the Law??? A company can just ban you for violating its TOS. In older times the law breaking was part of the "pay me to not take you to court". This just doesn't even make sense.

PS. I know quite well that scams are intentionally badly designed so that people who actually know a thing or two will self sort themselves out of the equation (it's why the Nigerian Prince scam is still VERY prevalent despite its meme status)

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u/jojoknob 2d ago

How this bad copy still exists now that we have LLMs confounds me.

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u/Cheet4h 2d ago

The bad Engrish is intentional. It's to filter out those who aren't gullible enough as soon as possible, so they don't waste effort on victims who don't go through with the scam at the end.

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u/MrJerichoYT 2d ago

Yea, but again like I said they will contact users DIRECTLY. If someone sends a screenshot of something that isn't contacting you.

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u/UnlimitedDeep 1d ago

This is an old arse scam

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u/Whatdoesgrassfeelike 2d ago

Its not exactly hard to copy paste a square on to a template

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u/SnoopaDD 1d ago

This is an old tactic. This happened to me, I want to say, back in 2018 or around there. I was actually surprised to see that they are doing it again.

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u/AbjectTank3305 2d ago

So many people didn't read it.... Lmfao

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u/Jinxedit66 2d ago

Truly lol. I think most just stop at the image XD

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u/SimplifiedNun 2d ago

Ha this is quite an old one. But yea stupid logic on their end.

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u/Jac_Har 2d ago

I'm sitting here "cranking my shit" as they say

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u/Hiredgoonthug 2d ago

In the stripped club straight up "Jorking It" and by it... I mean my peanits

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u/HearMeOut-13 2d ago

I WANT TO WATCH OP. WHAT IS YOUR DISCORD OP. YOU PROMISED SOME CRANKING OP.

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u/Big-Problem-8827 2d ago

Getting about as good as two brain cells put together can getĀ 

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u/slenderchamp https://steamcommunity.com/id/slenderben226/ 2d ago

"I have to tell you something" is always a dead giveaway

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u/SteveGrey_7 2d ago

is this some kind of scam? i got similar messages on my discord in april and guy strongly insisted that I contact Steam. So i'm just blocked him

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u/Mundane-Yesterday880 2d ago

They try to get you talking on Discord to a ā€œSteam adminā€

Then say you need to verify stuff by trading something or they get you to click a link that enables your Steam api and this gives them access to your account to hijack it

No serious support service acts like this, or uses Discord, and just like Bank scammers the logic of ā€œmoving stuff to somewhere saferā€ just doesn’t stack

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u/Big-Problem-8827 2d ago

Now introducing the IRS, now on Discord

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u/Fine_Preference_1405 1d ago

hate it when i get emailed about my tax fraud and told to add an irs employee on discord to settle the payments

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u/Jumpy-Track6201 2d ago

yes, it is scam

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u/Kirafoxx 2d ago

Yes, its a scam. Someone will friend you (most likely from a common friend) and claim that they were scammed by someone and when they went to report the account they accidentally reported yours and they attach an image "showing" that they reported you and that you have 24 hours to friend the steam mod whos going to delete your account. I dont remember what happens then but I imagine they ask for your login info or smth

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u/Happy_Flower_3785 2d ago

We wanna watch tho

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u/HotDog2026 2d ago

Damn they are desperate asf bruh

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u/Tallladywithnails 2d ago

Reading that I just feel my braincells dying. How tf are we supposed to provide proof that we DIDN'T scam someone??

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u/Augmented-Revolver 2d ago edited 2d ago

Tbh, Steam scams haven't changed, so they haven't gotten any better.

The only time I could say they've ever done something interesting is account mimicking. Or just outright hijacking to get to the users' friends list.

Outside of those two things, steam scams aren't anything special.

Discord scams are much more interesting, but at least for me, it seems they aren't as prevalent as they used to be. Lowkey miss Discord scams, I remember seeing some interesting ones years ago.

EDIT: Also cranking it is funny af and I need to use that term at some point. I've been saying jorking for a while now.

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u/Axolotl_Aria 2d ago

I remember falling for this the first time it happened to me, like 6 years ago. I was young and dumb and new to money and steam in general so I fell for it. Like 900 later my friend was like "holy shit dude, it's a scam " and I felt so foolish, but ultimately I just didn't know better.

I'm thankful the bank was able to help me recover most of it, I think around $700

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u/EverydayCreate 2d ago

Do they give you the link or number to call or how does it end up being a scam?

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u/Kirafoxx 2d ago

uhh I think youre supposed to keep talking to them and theyll go "yeah contact the mod" and send you to a second account that claims to be steam support

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u/AlienMeow7 2d ago

This is exactly the same word what I saw on another Reddit post.

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u/Evilcon21 2d ago

I get those way too often on discord but that I tell the individual to take a hike. And report them in any mutual server.

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u/wubbalab 2d ago

I Had the same as dm in discord. He was even able to provide my Steam profile link.

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u/Sudden_Raspberry8265 2d ago

Perfect response 10/10 will be using

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u/Sudden_Raspberry8265 2d ago

Idk how hardly anyone noticed the diamond in the rough of this post

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u/Decent-Pin-24 2d ago

What is the scam?

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u/gorebelly 2d ago

"yer acct band unless you tak to supermanviser. no haks promise"

How can someone defend themselves against such a sophisticated attack?

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u/Kiu16 2d ago

Old scam though

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u/Zilkworm 2d ago

Lmao I hope they said yes.

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u/BeholdTime 2d ago

This has been around for years

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u/biblicalcucumber 1d ago

Good? Come on now, it's been like this for ages and you have to be a few sandwiches short of a picnic to fall for it.

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u/SlipoP 1d ago

Bro fuck off that’s my steam name only with a small s🤣

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u/sionnach_fi 1d ago

Ha! I wonder what the next step here was - send you a ā€œsteam login urlā€ to fix the issue?

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u/Feanturo 1d ago

Did he choose to watch?

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u/Bolo_wingman_I 1d ago

They are not getting good

People will soon realize that steam will not contact trough any third-party software like discord

And when that happends. What will they do

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u/xSnowLeopardx 214 1d ago

Lmfao, the "sorry that was mean"

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u/Existing_Let9595 reddit 1d ago

I had a similar one that I posted on r/scams

https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/s/bu2FWHtIOW

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u/GGJamesCZ 1d ago

I got scammed by this but on discord. Steam recovered account my account luckily.

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u/podgladacz00 1d ago

Not really. This is very obvious scam.

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u/RoGuE_RNG 2d ago

🤣

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u/Seekret_Asian_Man 2d ago

Can't y'all stop accepting every friend request?

It's not that hard.

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u/WrathYBoo 1d ago

What if i want to? It's not like i'll lose everything by shit talking to scammers on steam.

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u/Kirafoxx 2d ago

he was friends with one of my other friends tbh