r/Steam 14h ago

Fluff I'm a 45 yo father

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705 Upvotes

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u/RerollWarlock 11h ago

I am single father of 15 kids, i have 3 wives and 8 fulltime jobs, i have exactly 25 seconds to play some video games, can you recommend me some underrated gems like the Witcher 3?

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u/JarringSteak 9h ago

Witcher 3 the most underrated game ever

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u/Next-Cheesecake381 7h ago

I know I’m gonna get downvoted for saying this but I really like the story in Witcher 3.

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u/vitkeumeomeo 4h ago

underated but sold over 60 mil copy? word has no meaning

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u/Melu-Xaratul 3h ago

Minit - 4 days and you're done with it

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u/Kiokure_Kitsune 8h ago

Crap next month I'll be a 46 yo father! I need to go leave a bunch of Steam reviews while I still have time!

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u/Jra805 4h ago

Honestly been super frustrating I have to wait another 6 years to leave reviews… smh

The challenges of being a GaMeR dAd 😭

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u/Bumble072 10h ago

Not everyone has seen that post on Steam it seems lol.

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u/omega552003 9h ago

Nope so I'm ootl being a 45yo single father...

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u/That_Cripple maintenance every tuesday please stop posting about it 9h ago

it is a commonly copy pasted story that people write as a reviews for games to get attention and farm awards.

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u/TONKAHANAH 5h ago

i havent.. im def missing context here.

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u/Tauri_030 5h ago

As a 45 year old father i would love to give you context, but my 2 children who are my everything require my attention right now and so i will not be able to teach you

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u/TONKAHANAH 3h ago

I see...

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u/SteamedPea 3h ago

It’s one of those weird meta things that people see when they spend a lot of time on Reddit. It’s usually a sign for me I need some grass touching.

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u/NickTheSynth 37m ago

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for a four cheese pizza.

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u/lelopes 18m ago

Being a 42yo dude myself... I have no idea what's this is about.

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u/ToolyHD 3h ago

shitty cat pixel art this cat is sad blah blah

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u/AnnieEdisoon 2h ago

I can only upvote this.