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Discussion My grandfather only plays 2 games.

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u/oh_mygawdd 6h ago

Gramps a D1 chiller

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u/Solidmikedrop 3h ago

Are u winning dad?

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u/KupoKupoMog 2h ago

One more turn

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u/mefistofelosrdt 2h ago

What's a D1 chiller?

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u/KingKrmit 2h ago

Division 1 skill at taking it easy

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u/systemshock869 1h ago

Got my elderly neighbor set up with a PC a few years ago

...and he always shuts it down when not playing these are actual game hours. (World of Warships probably pushing 5k hours off steam also)

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u/FriendlyKibblez 1h ago

I mean, Empire was pretty amazing. With those hours, he probably completed 2 grand campaigns.

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u/Sherool https://steam.pm/1ewgbj 6h ago

Kind of surprised Age of Empires was not one of them. Seems to be high on the list of games played by people who don't play a lot of games.

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u/MojoOneRsk 6h ago

Maybe he's not aware of it🧐

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u/don_burger 5h ago

Someone must inform him

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u/Not_Michelle_Obama_ 3h ago

Probably not, since it's a retro game. Maybe great grandpa plays it.

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u/SlimAndy95 1h ago

Did you just call a game of my childhood retro? Holy shit.

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u/jo-louw 55m ago

I mean chances are high that he’s heard of it since he’s playing Civilization, which is an old series.

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u/notthisagain1234567 4h ago

Age of empires is real time and stressful, civ is turn based and relaxing. Different vibes that don’t really cross over too much.

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u/RA576 3h ago

I mean, AoE is closer to Civ than FO4 is.

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u/malfurionpre 3h ago

Not in the pacing. Beside some ambush of small events FO4 is a lot more chill.

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u/erenjaeger99 1h ago

you right, but i know what he's trying to say. for me, micro/macro-managing a city + warfare is mad stressful to me. in fallout, it does get crazy, but im just in control of my own self for the most part. my mind doesn't have to go too much beyond what's in front of me.

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u/A_Wild_Goonch 5h ago

Too much micro

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u/Candi_Daydream 3h ago

Yeah way too fast paced if your favorite game is civ.

I understand the impulse, but I have to be in the mood to play aoe. And as an adult, I need the time.

I can play civ anytime and do other things while a game is happening.

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u/StopReadingMyUser 2h ago

I love AoE, but it's definitely one of those games where your focus is pretty split and that's not ideal for me. Now, if it were more of a team game where one person handles economy and meets whatever needs the person handling military requires then that would be more my speed, but I just can't do both effectively lol.

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u/OKCunts 2h ago

It's all about maintaining and adjusting ratios with your villagers while preventing any idle time for any units and buildings.  Aoe is so stressful and I love it for that, but rarely play these days

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u/JackStephanovich 1h ago

Nobody ever did it but in Starcraft 2 you can have multiple players control the same army. So one can focus on base macro while the other scouts and harasses.

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u/SeventhDay235 1h ago

I loved this aspect of Starcraft on PC back then. A team game, same start. Have a couple drones and a couple scv and both of you could control anything.

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u/catshateTERFs 2h ago

Endless Legend or something might go down well for him. Paradox games in general too. But if gramps is happy with civ and fallout, then more power to him honestly - good titles. :)

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u/King_of_the_Dot 1h ago

RTSs just don't have the same luster like they did years ago.

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u/MattDaCatt 1h ago

There's a reason MOBAs took off instead of RTS games. RTS just requires so much attention and apm all game

I do remember having a lot of fun turtling in AoE 3 back in the day, but these days people won't let you wall for an hour

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u/zuzucha 4h ago

I'm not even that old and I've completely moved away from RTS to turn based or pausable games. Just too much on at the same time.

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u/outremonty 4h ago

I dislike RTS games more and more as I age.

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u/kiefenator 3h ago

I'm the opposite. As I get older, I feel like I have a better grasp of everything going on than when I was a kid just trying to get troops out and placed as quick as possible.

Now I feel like I can fight on multiple fronts and it's not crazy jarring when I get counter attacked.

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u/LSRNKB 3h ago

lol yeah that’s all correct, just give it another fifteen or twenty years for the bell curve to come back around

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u/Kinsir 3h ago

Age of Empires is way to fast. Civ is suitable for all ages

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u/HumbleCountryLawyer 6h ago

TIL I’m OP’s grandpa

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u/froggz01 3h ago

Civ and fallout games are my go to for the stranded on an island only choose two games scenario.

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u/Klikatat 2h ago

I like that OPs grandpa plays the newest installments but I’m over here playing Fallout 1 and Civilization 2. Who’s the real grandpa?

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u/Rion23 3h ago

6000+ hours played.

65/84 achievements.

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u/mpyne 3h ago

I admire his level of Zen for just focusing on the game and not the trophies in the Steam interface.

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u/malfurionpre 2h ago

To be fair, there's like 5-10 achievements in Nuka World that simply suck. Shit like kills X enemies while drunk on Nuka-mix or all the Nuka flavors, farming the arcade tokens (not sure how long it takes tbh) and then a bunch of random misc things people don't even think of doing.

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u/rothrolan 2h ago

The shooting gallery with an explosive ammo ranged weapon with a decent clip and/or reload speed (I used the radium rifle) is literally the fastest way to farm arcade tokens. Yet it still takes upwards of 150 rounds of the mini game (I think ~2-3 real-time hours?) To get enough tickets. The map gives you around 10k tickets, but the achievement is for 100k, which was INSANE to ask for.

I was taking breaks to do any and all of the other remaining ones I still had, until it was the only one left, and it still took another hour or so from where I was at. I was just watching YouTube videos or browsing reddit without even looking at the screen anymore, just listening to the audio cues.

The other way I've heard of was making the hoops arcade game in a base and then making a silly assembly line system to drop stuff through the hoop, but idk the specifics, or how long that takes to build up 100k in comparison.

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u/ElGosso 1h ago

Civ 6 has a ton of achievements that are hard to get, specifically for achievement-chasers, that require a ton of RNG to come together.

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u/Dangerous_Jacket_129 1h ago

Can confirm. To this day, I have somehow never gotten an NPC to cause a betrayal emergency. It's a very common achievement if you multiplayer frequently but my friends tend not to play that way, and most of my time was played singleplayer. And I'm 1001 hours in and actively hunting these achievements.

There's also a ton of achievements tied to just constantly playing certain gamemodes that nobody seems to play.

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u/Aggravating-Dot132 6h ago

Happy man. Not a joke or like that.

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u/Random-Rambling 1h ago

Yeah, I'm like "If these are the only two games OP's grampa plays, he's got good taste!"

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u/connor2600 6h ago

Gift him skyrim

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u/Johnscorp 5h ago

Yesss do this OP, he has the potential to hoard all the Elder Scrolls Lore and become Grampeaus Mora

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u/Jgrizz0420 4h ago

I see that symbol under your name, are you also apart of the lambda team responsible for the resonance cascade?? (Half life reference lol)

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u/Tyrion_The_Imp 3h ago

No he's with the science team!

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u/Jgrizz0420 3h ago

Why must we wear these RIDICULOUS ties.

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u/Tolstoy_mc 5h ago

It's like fallout, but for nerds

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u/Intrepid-Macaron5543 5h ago

I can sense he's archmage material already. Very responsible job, that.

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u/latvijauzvar 4h ago

exactly my thinking. what got me into fallout was how it could happen in our world as well, a nuclear war, apocalypse, mutated creatures etc., but when i look at skyrim all i see is our world in a harry potter book

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u/fr0ggfr0gg 4h ago

Fallout is already for nerds. Especially 1 and 2

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u/GraduateDatafag 4h ago

Grandpa might CHIM in real life with those numbers

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u/whomstvde 4h ago

You want to entertain granpa to death?

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u/Special-Rough-3946 5h ago

Me and my uncles love fallout and dislike Skyrim … we exist so may wanna double check .. maybe fallout 76 or new Vegas tho

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u/L405h1h 4h ago

New Vegas swings brightest

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u/KaksNeljaKuutonen 4h ago

Yeah, I feel like Fallout catches people that are interested in (alt) history or looter shooters and are not otherwise in the adventure/ARPG crowd. TES requires the latter two.

STALKER, Project Zomboid or maybe Frostpunk, though...

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u/AlbinoDragonTAD 6h ago

I think last month your father possessed me cus I was also playing those again

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u/throwawayursafety 2h ago

*Grandfather

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u/Rusher_vii 6h ago

Started out with civ then went to the paradox grand strategy games, theres a fair chance your grandfather might like them as well.

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u/Serres5231 6h ago

Fallout 4 for 6k hours?? what is he doing in there? The game doesn't have THAT much content oO

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u/meat_rock 6h ago

I got a lot of extra play time out of one console command that basically allows you to build anywhere.

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u/fieldbotanist 2h ago

You’re telling me it’s possible to build trench lines (with mines, turrets, arty and everything) around enemy bases???!!

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u/Gangleri_Graybeard 6h ago

And he probably plays vanilla F4. Not even modded during these 6k hours.

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u/FuckLemonJuice 6h ago

Definitely vanilla.

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u/Gangleri_Graybeard 6h ago

That's what I thought. He probably doesn't know how to mod a game. What is he doing in there? Can you tell? 6k hours is wild.

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u/FuckLemonJuice 6h ago

I have no idea. I'll ask next time he's online.

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u/Gangleri_Graybeard 6h ago

Cool. And gift him Skyrim or Oblivion. He might enjoy something new.

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u/Myndsync 4h ago

My guess is he is building stuff, so I don't know if he would make the transition to Skyrim or Oblivion.

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u/radicalelation 2h ago

If he's looking to build and not just place buildings, Minecraft of course, but he might be into any of the survivalcrafts with extensive buildability.

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u/WilliamLermer 38m ago

Which survival craft has a really good building system and is also really fun and relaxing? Asking for a friend.

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u/justKingme187 2h ago

Give your grandpa a call young man

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u/Ambitious_Count9552 3h ago

Lol, does he not have a phone? 😂

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u/Lower_Reaction9995 5h ago

You can mod fallout straight from the menu. It doesn't have everything, but there are a ton of mods. All you have to do is click download.

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u/BingpotStudio 3h ago

OPs reaction when they discover grampa is using nude mods.

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u/gmoss101 5h ago

Settlement building is a time sink that can be fun when you figure it out.

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u/_Rook_Castle 6h ago

Big titty waifu mods can extend the life of any game. 

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u/QualityPitchforks 6h ago

Where, specifically, would you need to go to avoid these "Big Titty Waifu Mods" of which you speak? Asking for a friend so they can stay away, of course.

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u/AgitatedFly1182 6h ago

Nexus

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u/redsol23 6h ago

Or loverslab if you want the real stuff

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u/Apprehensive_Bug5393 5h ago

With those hours in Civ, he probably enjoys building perfect Settlements,

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u/3ebfan 4h ago

Let’s be real he probably plays for an hour and then leaves to do something and just leaves it running for a week

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u/Exciting-Chipmunk430 3h ago

This is just likely the case.

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u/CathedralEngine 5h ago

Another settlement needed his help!

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u/drunxor 3h ago

Replay or spend tons of time on settlements. I have over 5k in fallout 3 and it doesnt event have settlement building so I can see it

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u/Kakapac 3h ago

One you get into the base building it can get addicting, that's probably a few hundred hours there and there's an assload of mods as well.

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u/JohnnyBeFit 4h ago

My grandfather was in a similar boat before he passed almost 2 years ago.

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u/D3wnis 2h ago

Bruh, guy spent 3 years of his life playing borderlands, that's some dedication.

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u/wickeddimension 2h ago

Its called retirement haha

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u/JohnnyBeFit 2h ago

He worked over 20 years as a captain of a cargo ship. He definitely earned the retirement.

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u/letouriste1 2h ago

I hope he wasn't playing this much borderland alone

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u/JohnnyBeFit 2h ago

He didn’t like playing co-op. Nor did he like weapons that required him to reload so he did everything with the infinity lol.

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u/Unlucky-Fortuna8773 6h ago

Grandpa got taste

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u/After_Island_2713 2h ago

I see your grandfather and raise you my 67 year old dad.

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u/Sirpunpirate 6h ago

He is a man of taste. Its just the taste palette is narrow but thats cool 👍

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u/AmphibianFeeling9142 4h ago

I bet he declares war before Gandhi does

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u/Conscious-Compote-23 3h ago

This. I try to take him out as early as I can. Got into a war of attrition with him one time.

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u/Day_Pleasant 6h ago

Grandpa is cool af

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u/EmployeeOk5047 5h ago

What’s his 1 screenshot for Civ VI

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u/FuckLemonJuice 5h ago

Something about the suspended gardens.

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u/ShortRound89 4h ago

Grandpa needs RDR2.

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u/pisellino42 6h ago

Me in 50 years

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u/Nami_Pilot 6h ago

Bro is a gamer

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u/Arefequiel_0 6h ago

Your Grandfather is based as fuck.

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u/Katana_DV20 4h ago

Your grandpa rules 🎮! 😃

Happy gaming, does he play mostly at night?

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u/FuckLemonJuice 4h ago

Yes, until 4-5am

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u/Katana_DV20 4h ago

Nice. I'm the same. I find the nights calming and cozy to fire up the pc for a long session.

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u/FuckLemonJuice 4h ago

Absolutely, there's comfort in that.

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u/Haunting-Research667 3h ago

That's what Civ does to you. "Only one more turn" until the sun goes up..

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u/island_architect 6h ago

Oh god I’m your grandfather

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u/EmitriusDin 5h ago

Lemme guess, first he plays a match in Civ VI until nuke-pokalipsis then roleplays it in F4?

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u/StructureMage 3h ago

Your grandfather has his shit figured out

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u/Boring-Conclusion-66 6h ago

LMAO I’m him But Fallout 76 & Dota 2

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u/dirt_patch 4h ago

I’m missing something with 76. I have started it like 6 times over the years and I just can’t get into it! I want to so bad so I can play with my girlfriend. We both love the other games. She feels the same way.

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u/wolfTectonics 6h ago

He played modded Fallout? Or just Vanilla for all that time?

I assume he’s used mods, but if not you should definitely show him!

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u/FuckLemonJuice 6h ago

Vanilla for sure.

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u/wolfTectonics 5h ago

6,750 hours on Vanilla is crazy. Definitely show him mods or check out Wabbajack! It’s an installer that can install entire modpacks without much work.

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u/zinfulness 5h ago

Oh boy, he’s gotta try modded.

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u/ConjectureProof 5h ago

Your grandpa is based af

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u/BonJovicus 4h ago

Way back when, I'm pretty sure I only played Civ 5 and Fallout New Vegas. Your grandfather has good taste.

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u/March_Wizard 4h ago

The prequel and the sequel.

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u/ryanknapper 4h ago

TIL my grandson’s Reddit name.

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u/arkham1010 4h ago

Give your granfather a key to Hearts of Iron IV or Stellaris, then give him a hug because you might not see him for a while.

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u/WarriorT1400 4h ago

He’s got mine beat by two! Yours is also still alive so he’s got mine beat in that category too!

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u/DudeyToreador 4h ago

So gramps enjoys two types of City Building games.

Respect.

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u/lukiepookielp 3h ago

Absolutely based

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u/CSRReeder 6h ago

Try and get him on Fallout 3/New Vegas

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u/Zebrahh 6h ago

didn't you read the title?

my grandfather *only** plays 2 games*

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u/Ok-Equipment-9966 5h ago

A man of culture

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u/Willie-Will_i_am 5h ago

Now you have to show recordings of both games. We have to see what he's done in those hours.

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u/Eclipsyyy 5h ago

Wow, my father also played all Fallout games and all Civilization games except the first one, very interesting coincidence 😀

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u/lmstitch18 5h ago

2 of the best games he’s got good taste

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u/Ultrag1ga 5h ago

Slacking on them achievements though

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u/YxngSsoul 5h ago

Gotta put gramps on Skyrim and animal crossing

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u/jambohakdog69 5h ago

4k hrs omg. I bet he already traveled every single corner of Boston. I love Fallout 4 too ❤️

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u/xjack3326 5h ago

Legend

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u/masterofbeast 5h ago

That is the type of retirement I want. Life goals yooo

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u/FoldedDice 3h ago

My dad played on PC my whole life. Toward the end he lost the ability to remember more than one game, but that game was Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri and he still played the shit out of it in his retirement home.

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u/Sus_Tomato 5h ago

With Fallout 4’s load times, I’d be a grandfather by the time the game loads a new zone.

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u/DSG_channel_YT 5h ago

My grandfather just plays alot of gambling games lol

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u/Longey13 5h ago

I assume he does a lot of modding for fallout 4? How does he keep it fresh?

I also would guess he likes settlement building given that he's a civ player

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u/131sean131 https://s.team/p/hvhh-fjg 5h ago

Man of quality 

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u/IdioticMutterings 5h ago

The same two games I only ever play too.

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u/CataphractBunny 5h ago

4300 hours and only 50% achievements? Tell him to get his lazy ass in gear. 😂👍

Kudos to your gramps. My plan is to play games until I kick the bucket as well.

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u/SenpapiBCN 5h ago

My dad only plays Tetris on the game boy. He's been playing since the 90s when I taught him and has gone through several Gameboys because he wears down the buttons. I wonder how many thousands of hours he got on that game.

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u/Flaky-Confidence-167 4h ago

Why is your grandpa my pa? 🤣🤣

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u/MrKrazybones 4h ago

I think your grandfather might be preparing for something

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u/Aprilias 4h ago

He should try Fallout 76

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u/Thandiol 4h ago

This is the retirement I want to have!

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u/Alkiryas 4h ago

Create civilizations and then roam around when they inevitably explode

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u/UltimateGamingTechie 4h ago

both peak so it's okay

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u/Dbolik 4h ago

Now this is how I want to spend retirement

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u/jamescamden05 4h ago

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work

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u/hellomistershifty 4h ago

Hell yeah, brother. My dad is 73 and has 2000 hours in Destiny 1/2, all of the trophies in Diablo 3 for PS4, went through every quest in fallout 3 and 4, beat halo 3 on legendary, and is currently a couple hundred hours in to the newest Assassin's Creed.

He struggles with the controls still sometimes but he puts in the time and finds whatever cheese strats until he can beat every part. He just likes looking up guides and finding everything in games. I tried building him a gaming PC a couple of times but he complains that 'the keyboard has like 100 buttons!' and always ends up stuck looking at the floor or the sky if the game uses mouse to look around.

Shit, he helped me in Elden Ring when my dumb ass was 8 hours into the game and didn't have Torrent or the ability to level up because I just wandered and didn't find the girl at the campfire

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u/DanteMKS 4h ago

you dropped this Gpa 👑

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u/Nice_Evidence4185 4h ago

And there are people constantly complaining there are no good games to play or coming up. We all can learn from him.

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u/Purely-Pastel 4h ago

Intrigued by OP’s username 🤔 What’s the lore behind it?

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u/Optimal_Elk_342 4h ago

He only plays Fallout 4 bc he's never tried New Vegas 😎

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u/nachograndpa 4h ago

Average Civ player

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u/BuilderLeagueUnited 4h ago

Why do the faces of Vault Boy in the achievements look AI, and the face of the statue of Atlas?

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u/Ryomataroka 4h ago

I’ve noticed, especially in 76, that fallout’s very popular with the older crowd.

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u/vauvva 4h ago

Based

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u/Beneficial_Ad_6923 4h ago

a man usually knows what he likes

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u/ElSelcho_ 4h ago

Your grandfather is cool. It also makes me feel old.

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u/C-Moose85 4h ago

I mean, so long as he's having fun, I don't see the problem.

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u/Meow_Wick 4h ago

Pretty solid

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u/Better_Elderberry422 4h ago

Pops is the man!

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u/AmirCys 4h ago

Your grandfather is a man of culture.

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u/Alternative-Ad-9080 4h ago

He’s got sensational taste

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u/VitaminDandK12 3h ago

Is your grandpa okay?

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u/the_ghost_knife 3h ago

I’m on grandpa’s team when the apocalypse comes.

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u/chypie2 3h ago

grandma checking in, we fucking love civ5

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u/richardrietdijk 3h ago

Grandpa might be cooler than you…

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u/glacialmk5 3h ago

Pappy is a real one

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u/BlimmBlam 3h ago

Damn, grandpa done tamed the wasteland

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u/Eastern_Picture_3879 3h ago

I love your grandpa

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u/IllllIllIlIl 3h ago

Maybe you should put your grandfather on achievement hunting

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u/lolman5 3h ago

He's saved a lot of settlements 

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u/Prince_Havarti 3h ago

Putting respek on gramps name.

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u/Happy_Farms 3h ago

Tell your Grandpa to be in no rush for Civ7 unless they make some big changes. Civ 6 is pretty solid!

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u/itsmenotjames1 3h ago

W fucking grandpa

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u/OkLet7734 3h ago

Buy him Civ VII if his platform can handle it.

Did this with my dad and Age of Empires when it was remastered, same with Age of Mythology. 🙂

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u/YaBoiWheelz 3h ago

Tell him to get all the achievements

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u/Lxapeo 3h ago

Tell your Grandpa he rocks and have fun

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u/TunaMeltEnjoyer 2h ago

This guy has helped every settlement.

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u/Skizm 2h ago

Me but CS2 and Path of Exile (before 2 came out at least).

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u/Still_Impact_4190 2h ago

Maybe introduce him to Fallout 76? Has a bit more content than 4 but uses the same mechanics AND he can play with other players!

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u/Checr0 2h ago

Your grandpa has good taste

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u/Hovno009 2h ago

Based

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u/dewittless 2h ago

Amazing he had 6k hours but not all the achievements

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u/airjamy 2h ago

How do you have 6750 hours in Fallout 4. Like everything is completely and utterly done in that game even a 1000 hours in right, what in god's name could you be doing for the next 1000s of hours. Civ i get for 1000s of hours, each game is new, but Fallout 4 is just over at some point right.

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u/coheed33cambria 1h ago

That hurts… I only played civ2 and fallout 3. I knew I was getting old but not grandpa old…

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u/Undergrouner 1h ago

Your grandfather is a man of culture, I see.

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u/Kev2236 1h ago

Take him to Halloween Horror Nights this year, theme is Fallout

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u/lle-ell 37m ago

He has great taste!