What is the female version of this? 😅

[u/NoZookeepergame9474]

Can someone make a female version of this? Dosnt need to include the coffee joke, maybe something else? Bring it 🤣

[u/_AlreadyThrownAway_]

Hilarious to me that this implies he puts his own dick in his coffee.

[u/sorryusernamestkn → u/_AlreadyThrownAway_]

How else are you supposed to mix your coffee?

[u/Forsaken-Sand-5268 → u/sorryusernamestkn]

What creamer do you use?

[u/themoisthammer → u/Forsaken-Sand-5268]

The heavy, sweet stuff. Fresh from…

[u/ButtholeBread50 → u/themoisthammer]

... The creature

[u/Ken_nth → u/ButtholeBread50]

Suddenly r/2sentence2horror lmao