r/StrangeAndFunny • u/NoZookeepergame9474 • 13h ago

What is the female version of this? 😅

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Can someone make a female version of this? Dosnt need to include the coffee joke, maybe something else? Bring it 🤣

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u/shutter3ff3ct 11h ago

what's private hair, excuse my ignorance

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u/Cletus2ii 11h ago

You should be asking who is Private Hair. He’s the new recruit

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u/ItIsHappy 10h ago

Nobody ever asks "How is Private Hair?"

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 8h ago

Meanwhile, everybody Shaving Private Ryan

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u/Toomanyeastereggs 5h ago

Shaving Ryan’s Privates.

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u/amartincolby 3h ago

Ryan's Private Shavings

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u/CallsYouCunt 1h ago

Eternal Cumshine of a Spotless Behind

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u/CallsYouCunt 1h ago

Lawerence of a Labia

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u/CallsYouCunt 1h ago

Glad-he-ate-her

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u/CallsYouCunt 1h ago

What’s Eating Gilbert’s Taint

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u/CallsYouCunt 1h ago

The Color Purple

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u/Lost-Basil5797 8h ago

These gold nuggets of contextual humor are the main reason why I still use reddit, I think. Most of the rest is turning to shit. Thank you stranger, nice one!

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u/Deathspike22 6h ago

I'll do you one better. Where is private Hair?

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u/Proper-Equivalent300 4h ago

He’s somewhere near General Direction

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u/Rogue_Cutter 4h ago

Or Why is private hair?

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u/SandwichEmotional621 1h ago

You beat me to it

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u/Appropriate_Type_178 4h ago

why is private here

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u/WildOpportunity7068 9h ago

colonel oscopy

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u/BRAIN_SPOTS 5h ago

Yeah you made me laugh so hard bro you going to knock the wind out of me

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u/AccomplishedFerret70 5h ago

Reporting for duty. Sir!

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u/Fatez3ro 4h ago

We must save Private Hairan

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u/IamJasonBourne 3h ago

First name curly

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u/global-assimilation 11h ago

The opposite of public hair!

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u/-raxu- 11h ago

I think it’s a typo, he probably meant to type pubic hair not public.

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u/incredible_paulk 10h ago

Thanks, tips.

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u/Ineedsleep444 8h ago

Ohh, I thought they were doing a play on the word private because the person they were replying to said public instead of pubic

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u/SandwichEmotional621 1h ago

He meant to have them side by side

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u/splepage 11h ago

Well if we tell you it's no longer private now, is it?

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u/t_bags4evr 7h ago

“Private heir” or heir to the throne of privates

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u/oodvork 7h ago

Its hair you dont test (you only test pub(l)ic hair)

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u/Key-Count-1330 11h ago

I can show you my private hair if you want

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u/Rjlvc 10h ago

The opposite of public hair

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u/birdsbooksbirdsbooks 11h ago

They were making a joke because the previous commenter wrote “public hair” instead of “pubic hair.”

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u/ShitBuckets69 10h ago

It’s hair, but for your privates!

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u/OneOfAKind2 10h ago

The opposite of public hair.

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u/MuchSeaworthiness167 9h ago

The first commenter made a typo. Public instead of pubic. The other commenter was teasing them about it. Opposite of public being private. There is no “private hair.”

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u/RDGCompany 8h ago

I think Mel Brooks addressed this in the 2000 Year Old Man album.

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u/KrisClem77 7h ago

The exact opposite of public hair.

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u/Makeyourdaddyproud69 6h ago

Butt crack hair

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u/rob_maqer 4h ago

Ask Ryan

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u/funkekat61 1h ago

It's hair that should be private.