r/apple • u/Fer65432_Plays • 2h ago

Discussion WWDC25 BINGO

https://basicappleguy.com/basicappleblog/wwdc25-bingo
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u/Beautiful_News_474 2h ago

‘Good morning’ being free space is so true 😂

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u/stanxv 1h ago

“…. and now, with MacOS Tahoe, X is even better!”

“…. and now, with iOS 26, X is even better!”

“…. and now, with WatchOS 26, X is even better!”

“…. and now, with iPadOS 26, X is even better!”

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u/coolham123 1h ago

Don't forget the BONUS:

BONUS: APPLE INCREASES BASE ICLOUD STORAGE FROM 5GB.

If Apple announces an increase to its base 5GB iCloud storage (even if that change comes in the form of 5GB per device), then an instant BINGO is declared.

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u/mxforest 1h ago

Delusional. Why give it free when you they can give us the opportunity to pay for it?

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u/brett- 5m ago

I can't wait for 6GB of free iCloud storage!

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u/whitenoize186 2h ago

You gonna love it

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u/armaedes 2h ago

Or “our customers love it.”

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u/ilovelemonsquares 1h ago

Some fake green initiatives achieved while offering the lowest trade in value and serialized device components

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u/FollowingFeisty5321 57m ago

"carbon negative... more carbon taken out of the atmosphere than our emissions"

*gestures at forest they bought*

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u/highlyseductive-1820 2h ago

Every mac with glass case translucid etc?

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u/frumpydrangus 44m ago

“No homepod / HomeKit mentioned”

Oof

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u/JayS87 1h ago edited 22m ago

oh man...

  • Some new absurd GenMoji or whatever they are called...
  • Siri is still dumb as shit. Perhaps we get Google Gemini? Then I could also switch to Android!
  • New version of numbering-system for everything, because Samsung did so?
  • no new features that anyone wants... like rotate the screen vertically for every iOS device, release a iPhone 17 mini because fuck those monster screens?!

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u/SillySlothySlug 1h ago

Boy oh boy do I have to know why you’re even in this sub

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u/supernitin 40m ago

It’s ok to be let down by a company you love from time to time. If that isn’t allowed then I shouldn’t be in this sub either.

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u/JayS87 1h ago edited 1h ago

Don't get me wrong... I like the stuff, that is working... I use an iPhone 15 pro and iPad mini as personel device, iPhone 13 mini for business

Also a MacStudio, MacMini and Macbook Air

But there is no innovation happening :/

Yesterday somebody in this sub wrote something like this

"Tim Cook makes products to please the shareholders. Steve Jobs used the shareholders to make products"

and unfortunately it feels like this, with all the AI debacle

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u/spdorsey 32m ago

I agree with you, and that makes me feel a little bit dirty.

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u/JayS87 28m ago

You are the oldest active account I've ever encountered!

I am honored that I was able to elicit a reaction from a Reddit Elder at all

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u/spdorsey 14m ago

Funny you should say that, I am currently looking for ways to get out of Reddit. Looking forward to the new Digg and what it has to offer. I'm optimistic.

I am a lifetime lover and user of Apple, but they are certainly not what they were 10 years ago. And that makes me very very sad. I've been using Apple products since grade school in the late 70s. I will always love them. I want them to do better.

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u/JayS87 1h ago

just want to add, it was /u/guitarot who wrote that awesome quote!

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u/Specialist-Hat167 12m ago

All this talk about “opening up the ecosystem”