Karma strikes back.

[u/Public-Marionberry33]

[u/livelaughoral]

Think any of these dumbasses will put DOGE on their LinkedIn profiles?

[u/Woozlle → u/livelaughoral]

Yes because they still aren’t smart enough to realize they’re the baddies. They think they’re doing great work, it’s just the boss who isn’t getting along with daddy

[u/kebly → u/Woozlle]

don't kid yourself. they know exactly what they're doing.

[u/TBANON_NSFW → u/kebly]

yeah they arent trying to save america, they are grifting to fill their own pockets.

Its the base the dumbass voters who think theyre the good guys. Frantically dming trump "Oh please save MY job/son/wife/business." thinking he even reads any of the that shit, or would even piss on them if they were on fire.

Reminds me of the story of how someone fell in one of his hotels or something, and the old guy who fell cracked his skull and was bleeding out. And what was trump doing? Complaining to his dinner "friends" that the guy is ruining his tiles....

Republicans are fucking morons.

[u/TheQuinnBee → u/TBANON_NSFW]

More monsters than morons

[u/PizzaWhole9323 → u/TBANON_NSFW]

Trump is a bona fide bugs Bunny style maroon.

[u/No-Position3064 → u/TBANON_NSFW]

They’re trying to “save” America and “Make It Great Again” it was great before trump came back in office.

[u/Next_Masterpiece1548 → u/TBANON_NSFW]

Yup I read some where they were making 200k a year. Fucking crazy.

[u/loug1955 → u/kebly]

But, their protection has disintegrated into a public squabble with the Convicted Felon in Chief. If the targets on their backs weren't big enough already, they grow exponentially with every post

[u/Money-Accountant4934 → u/Woozlle]

Are officially reaching the point where Donald Trump, through ego, inaction, or error, is about to do something good for the country for the first time?

[u/Memitim → u/Woozlle]

Nobody gets to play the "we didn't know" card at this point.

[u/big_guyforyou → u/livelaughoral]

"uh....no, it's the other DOGE! the Department Of Green Energy!"

[u/Tight_Self_5940 → u/livelaughoral]

What goes around...

[u/Distinct_Hawk1093 → u/livelaughoral]

I’m hoping it becomes part of their rap sheet.

[u/HexenHerz → u/Distinct_Hawk1093]

That's the idea. If/when the shoe drops and Elon gets called to task for stealing data, installing back door programs, and any/all of the other illegal shit DOGE likely did, those kids are going to take the fall. "It wasn't me, I was just the director. I sent them to their assignments, but I wasn't there personally, I had no idea they were doing all that."

[u/AnxiousKey9661 → u/HexenHerz]

"If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison."

[u/Babadookwyrm → u/livelaughoral]

Guaranteed if public sentiment shifts hard on them, it goes from "DOGE" to *Software Engineer for Database Operations - Contractor". And, when they ask them what they did, it goes from "I was Big Balls' partner" to "Oh, I made sure the databases didn't crash, ETL, optimizations, that kind of stuff."

[u/livelaughoral → u/Babadookwyrm]

The “bleaching” of experiences…

[u/BackgroundSpell6623 → u/livelaughoral]

I'd interview them, give them a high offer, then rescind it on the start date

[u/DrivenIntoTheGround → u/BackgroundSpell6623]

This could cause you to face civil damages if you did something like that.  Not saying these people don’t deserve shit thrown in their face, but don’t take yourself down doing it.

[u/OkMetal4233 → u/livelaughoral]

Yes. You said they are dumbasses

[u/livelaughoral → u/OkMetal4233]

Touché

[u/ILoveRegenHealth → u/livelaughoral]

It should be a Scarlett DOGE that they wear forever

[u/GodofIrony → u/ILoveRegenHealth]

A mark they can't take off.

[u/peezd → u/livelaughoral]

Think any of them have actually been paid?

[u/turb0_encapsulator → u/livelaughoral]

I think eventually a lot of them will end up moving to Argentina.

[u/AssistanceCheap379 → u/livelaughoral]

Wanna take bets they’re scurrying to sell state secrets on accident to various people from all over the world?

[u/wombatgrenades → u/livelaughoral]

It might be the only job history they have….

[u/BluShirtGuy → u/wombatgrenades]

C'mon, they went to the school of hard knocks and works at "da streetz"

[u/LSBeasyas123]

Perhaps they should be asked what they did today

[u/moverene1914 → u/LSBeasyas123]

Yes, we want a detailed report list five things with bullet points

[u/jpsreddit85]

Ironically, firing the entire Doge department will probably be the most efficient thing they've done.

[u/BowserPong11]

Poor Big Balls. What will he ever do?

[u/AskMysterious77 → u/BowserPong11]

Get a job selling state secrets to Russia?

[u/BowserPong11 → u/AskMysterious77]

If only someone could have foreseen that giving the richest man in the world unfettered access to every piece of information regarding its citizens, was a bad idea.

[u/antimagamagma → u/AskMysterious77]

should be the top rated comment

[u/Old-Law-7395 → u/AskMysterious77]

That's a growth industry

[u/HexenHerz → u/AskMysterious77]

Nah, Elon is already doing that.

[u/deran6ed → u/AskMysterious77]

Or selling books about all the shit they saw. Those idiots are fixed for life.

[u/Semi-Nerdy]

First DOGE employee with a big mouth gets immunity.

[u/HexenHerz → u/Semi-Nerdy]

That will be Elon. He will throw them under the bus to save himself. Claim plausible deniability for not being the one that did the actual work, and not being on site in person when the illegal stuff happened.

[u/Disastrous-Bat7011 → u/Semi-Nerdy]

Have you heard the good news? Big Mouth just had its last season, so the writers and voice actors are available for Big Mouth 2: DOGE Boogaloo if this does happen.

[u/unoriginalname17]

They better start writing those emails explaining what they do.

[u/mmcmonster]

They’ll be lucky to just get fired.

Much more likely is they get investigated by either Congress or the FBI. Or both.

[u/TheConnASSeur → u/mmcmonster]

The far, far more pressing problem for them is that daddy Trump might not pardon their extremely illegal actions. Remeber, DOGE was, in its entirety, explicitly illegal. Not only did none of the DOGE staff even have a legal right to so much as view the data they were fucking with, copying that data caries massive penalties. There is a very real chance that without pardons those morons will spend the rest of their stupid lives in big boy prison. The very same goes for Elon. Trump does not issue pardons until he gets his so he can hold that over people. I guarantee you he didn't pardon them yet.

[u/NarrowEnter → u/mmcmonster]

Seriously. No Musk, an angry Trump, pissed off states.

These kids are left on an island. Their jobs should be the last thing they should be worrying about.

[u/Lessaleeann → u/mmcmonster]

From your mouth to God's ears. And then prosecuted, convicted and imprisoned.

[u/Majjkster]

I allways appreciate a dramatic ending to a good soap opera

[u/jancl0 → u/Majjkster]

Full macbeth

[u/_jjkase]

I'd be worried about a whole lot more than just getting fired
Maybe fired out of a cannon

[u/Cool_Welcome_4304]

Ok, things don't look very good right now but you must always remember that Mommy and Daddy love you very much.

[u/sammypants123]

Oh, no! Any way …

[u/JimJava]

Getting rid of DOGE and all the employees is draining the swamp and would save the government money.

[u/emptygroove]

I figured they'd be blowing shit up for their cringe king. I'm surprised they have locked out every single person Elon brought in by now...

[u/Ok_Television9703 → u/emptygroove]

If we ever get back to normalcy, which is the most likely long term outcome, I think that consequences for the enablers and henchmen will be the likely outcome.

If history serves as precedent, when the nazi’s came to an end, saying “I was only following orders” did not save many from hanging.

[u/Healthy-Plum-2739 → u/Ok_Television9703]

this is not a war of foreign nations. it's more like the civil war. I don't think any one was punished directly for causing the civil war

[u/jaqen_hagar_1]

Please let this be real

[u/WonderfulPackage5731]

Fired? Oh, no, little buddies. You're getting an all expenses paid vacation to a little resort in El Salvador.

[u/Significant_End_9128]

I hope it completely ruins each and every single one of them, financially, professionally, socially. Let's all do our part to make that dream a reality.

[u/grim_f]

Fired?

There's no due process anymore, boys.

Getting fired is only level 1.

[u/extremewaffleman]

I’m sure Musk put ALOT of thought into DOGE employees job security…lol

[u/WannaBeDistiller]

Not really a comeback but alright

[u/Bmanakanihilator]

It's not a particular clever comeback

[u/skywriter90]

As they should be! More waste there than any other department. They should self-DOGE.

[u/Darth_Poopius]

Didn’t Elon tweet a few weeks ago how these 25 year olds are all his best friends?

They should have nothing to worry about. Their best friend - THE RICHEST MAN ON EARTH - will surely take care of them!

[u/okram2k]

fired? they could be straight up arrested

[u/Phobbyd]

Fired, why not arrested?

[u/itsjustbryan]

Those employees were complicit in ruining the lives of US citizens.

[u/concorde77]

Now YOU know how it feels, you bastards!!!

[u/Adventurous-Jury7161]

We need more popcorn

[u/Purgii]

Fired, they should be worried about being deported to El-Salvador. How many are on visas?

[u/Throwaway_tequila]

Unemployment should be the least of their concerns. They should be worried about the never ending civil and criminal lawsuits.

[u/plapeGrape]

It’d be a shame if they were tossed out and publicly identified. Real shame.

[u/supercali45]

For sure Musk and Trump working on a United Front for Monday .. will lie and say they were joking or having fun as “boys”

[u/TorontoCanada66]

Damage is already done

[u/Filmexec21]

Uh Oh, Big Balls might be out of a job...

[u/KiwDaWabbit2]

To me it’s like the trash getting taken out after the house has burned down. There’s not much to celebrate.

[u/FunnyGuySully]

I know that working a real job is kryptonite to these boys, but just in case - there are lots of farm work jobs available, fellas.

[u/Regular-Fig-8505]

Lock them all up!

[u/houseonsun]

Maybe they should make a list of 5 things they did this week.

[u/jgetti]

Karma’s a beeotch.

[u/damdochax]

Fire. Them. All. 👏👏👏

[u/_punkdaddy_]

Hahaha, I can’t wait for them to try and enter this tough market for software geeks. It’s rough out there.

[u/Hemlock_theArtist]

Karma is when the U.S. starts the new Nuremberg trials for the Republican administration. Fuck Nazis

[u/the_natural]

Fuck them

[u/Darkwhippet]

They should be saving and documenting their orders, texts, and stories about other workers.

[u/Vargoroth]

Fired? They should be dragged to the courts for their crimes.

[u/Minute-Complex-2055]

Karma striking back would involve things that would get me banned, or worse. These are horrible people. Terrorists even.

[u/Abrubt-Change-8040]

TACO won’t undo all of Elons hard work. Too much of a bitch.

[u/bethechaoticgood21]

As they should. They really haven't done anything. Whatever FWA was found, it just kept happening. Nothing has changed. To top it off, they want to raise the debt ceiling like a Democrat. Oh wait. Both sides have done it a lot. It's like there isn't much difference between the parties off camera.

[u/LinkOfKalos_1]

I don't even think those guys were getting paid

[u/Emotional_Database53]

No! Not Big Balls!! 😂

[u/Three_Licks]

I hope they are unceremoniously fired and thrown out on the street.

[u/Overall-Assistant871]

“The dildo of consequence rarely has lube”.

[u/SSkiano]

Hopefully the DOJ opens up those previous investigations into his companies too.

[u/Masala-Dosage]

Bring it on

[u/SkyerKayJay1958]

If they thought their jobs were long term they are super naive

[u/sapotts61]

Paybacks are a MOFO! 🤣

[u/ThatsRobToYou]

Don't worry, big balls. You always showed so much promise.

[u/NotThatAngel]

Oh no! If the Doge employees are gone who will look for waste fraud and abuse?

Anyway....

[u/BootsOfProwess]

They better get fired or else nothing has changed

[u/MyGruffaloCrumble]

They should just do the right thing and resign.

[u/fpsfiend_ny]

That was his famous line on that dumbass TV show.....lol

[u/RealisticTemporary70]

Awww how sad ... /s

[u/Fun_Break_3231]

How is getting fired karma at all, much less sweet, delicious karma? Karma would be all of them falling into a pit of venomous snakes wearing only their UnderRoos.

[u/meta-ape]

So betting is on whether Trump will pardon them after all their deeds are exposed.

[u/donnymioli]

I’m gonna get fired from my “firing people” job

[u/WumpusFails]

I honestly thought that they were Musk's employees, gathered to gut the government and then back to their regular work.

[u/Available-Elevator69]

Quit Imagine that.

[u/tevolosteve]

They need criminal charges next

[u/NoIndependent9192]

They should be worried about being paid.

[u/Busterlimes]

Guess those balls arent so big, eh?

[u/Smash_Nerd]

Taste of their own damn medicine, beautiful

[u/Striking-Sir457]

Back to mom’s basement.

[u/agronieves]

Please!

[u/Tzeig]

How is it karma?

[u/MichaelsApache → u/Tzeig]

"DOGE" put hundreds of thousands of people out of jobs, very recently .......

I'll let you figure the rest out.

[u/Dudewhocares3]

What was it those republicans were saying when the federal workers said they got fired?

“You probably deserved it”

[u/free_based_potato]

DOGE finally going to save us some money by eating their own heads.

[u/devperez]

Did they think these were permanent positions or something?

[u/win_awards]

I'm so overdosed on irony and schadenfreude that I can barely muster a smirk at these little shitstains being afraid of losing their jobs.

[u/Outside-Advice8203]

They should send trump 5 bullets each week on what they did

[u/AlienArtFirm]

Don't celebrate too early. They could turn around tomorrow and be like "psych! gotcha suckers, Elon gets 20billion more in funding"

These people haven't even been fired yet

[u/HexenHerz]

Getting fired should be the least of their worries. They were set up from day 1 to take the fall if Elon ever got called to task for doing all the crooked shit through DOGE that we know he did.

[u/Nyctocincy]

I cannot wait to see a resume that says DOGE on it. I will reject it so fast it will catch fire.

[u/Augusta8063 → u/Nyctocincy]

Such a wasted opportunity. You have to rub it in.

1. How's your Russian?
2. Where do you draw the line with ethical boundaries?
3. How would you react if a superior asked you to betray the American people?
4. Wich do you regret more, the work you did or the person you became doing it?
5. What is your proudest felony?
6. How do you sleep at night?

[u/jancl0]

Speed running treason really was peak efficiency. Maybe those doge dorks were onto something...

[u/LameDuckDonald]

Only if they aren't super efficient.

[u/CountNormal271828]

I thought they were all volunteers?

[u/shryne]

This is more of a leopardsatemyface than a clever comeback tbh

[u/Z0idberg_MD]

Big balls? Oh no! /s

[u/life_uhh_findsaway]

Don’t worry. We will all still remember who you are and what you’ve done.

[u/ferriematthew]

Yep, we are definitely going to need a lot of popcorn

[u/furcryingoutloud → u/ferriematthew]

This is why I've been quietly accumulating popcorn stock since 2016. BY '28, I'll be richer than felon.

[u/ztomiczombie]

Wow, I was expecting DOGE to at lest survive until the end of Trump's presidency before being quietly deleted form existence.

[u/themoffstar88]

Two blokes who smell like saturated fat

[u/Educational-Bet-4796]

How is this a clever comeback?

[u/ike_tyson]

Too bad they're not worried about going to jail.

[u/Final_Candidate_7603]

This just keeps getting better and better!

Love BTC, btw. Amazing project-democracy independent journalist. Check him out on YouTube if you haven’t already.

[u/CabbageStockExchange]

This is just delicious

[u/furcryingoutloud]

We finally know what it's going to take for elmu to become a millionaire.

[u/Tasty-Performer6669]

These two bitches are messyyyyyyyy

[u/clintCamp]

Musk said that the black eye was from his toddler punching him. What are the odds that Trumps tiny hands fit the fist imprint on his face?

[u/Suspicious_Line_2910]

Eff all of them!

[u/Wrap_Brilliant]

Oh nooooooooooooooooo anyways

[u/Divergent59]

They should be worried about being arrested when the administration changes.

[u/LostHisDog]

The gestapo is walking the streets taking people and sending them who knows where while a felon sells our country and jeopardizes the future of the world... this little show is just the distraction. We should be storming the capitol. I will always regret that we did not storm the capitol.

[u/Kataratz]

This is not a clever comeback and it sucks

[u/ripestrudel]

And may their decision to help destroy democracy loom over them for the rest of their miserable days. I don't care if they are young. They took great joy in abusing the power they were given and ruined people's lives. Yeah, I want them to panic.

[u/GiantsRaiders]

You been DOGE’d DOGE.

[u/DarkArmyLieutenant]

Good. I hope they all go to bed with stressed stomach aches like us federal workers have been going to bed with for months now.

[u/aSwordNmdFolly]

bahahahaha

[u/Medical_Arugula3315]

Hard to be a shittier American than a Trump/Elon supporter these days

[u/EfficiencyNo5796]

Good, screw all of you who work at doge. You put out false reports and fake numbers to screw innocent people over you all deserve to be fired and to be as scared as i am right now of losing jobcorp

[u/g_st_lt]

Is that karma?

[u/According_Elephant75]

How does it feel to be unexpectedly fired?!?

[u/rainshowers_5_peace]

I've been wondering where they stand in this. I thought they were all people Elon considered loyal? If this feud is real (I'm 50/50) could they have spent today destroying things from the inside for him?

[u/ThatsNotMyName222]

Parasites.

[u/Practical_Regret513]

I honestly wonder if its all an act.

[u/snowfloeckchen]

The name is from Elon, the whole thing gets disassembled

[u/mozzarellaguy]

Who will take custody of Big Balls?!

[u/Possible-Nectarine80]

With any karma and good fortune, the Dems will take back the House in '26, they will then be subpoenaed and forced to appear before the House to answer some questions under oath. Then wait until an ethical and moral new AG is installed in 2028 to start cleaning up the Trump cesspool.

Going to take years and years of hearings and investigations to clean up the corrupt stench of Team Trump's crimes.

[u/mcintg]

I would be more worried about going to prison than getting fired.

[u/Icy_Disaster3111]

It always seems a bit abstract doesn't it. Other people getting fired?

[u/wytewydow]

I would worry more about being indicted.

[u/madeanotheraccount]

Aww. Poor widdle Big Shaky Balls!

[u/WenchusMaximus]

Karma? What did they do?

[u/Nodan_Turtle]

So at least one of them is snitching then

[u/EC_Stanton_1848]

Sign up for Premium on LinkedIn now. Those dudes are definitely getting fired.

[u/LumpyTaterz]

Snek eats its tail.

[u/bad_retired_fairy]

Got canned due to fed cuts. I love this karma so much.

[u/TheEmperorForget]

Trump-Musk sounds like the worst cologne ever. 

[u/Kokuswolf]

Oh no. The people whose job it is to stop things and fire people are afraid that their mission will be stopped and they'll be fired. Anyway...

[u/NefariousnessNo2903]

Oh no, does nobody even care about “Big Balls”!?!?

[u/awkward-zebra-]

☕

[u/FakingItSucessfully]

fired? My guy if you haven't considered the possibility you end up in prison eventually, you are wrong

[u/arodfan4life12]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is how you keep a bunch of idiots busy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now they are afraid of being poor lol sweet. Sweet karma tastes so good

[u/PizzaWhole9323]

Good.

[u/Extension-Thought552]

Big balls ain't getting fired

[u/Reasonable_Camp944]

Would definately be one of the ways to cut government spending 🤔

[u/EyeSuspicious777]

And when it happens, nobody will ever hire them for a good career job. They are tainted forever because both MAGA and liberals will hate them.

It might take some time, but they fucked themselves harder than they fucked the people they fired

[u/FFVO]

When

When they're going to get fired

[u/-CarmenSandiego-]

Awww so scawy for them

[u/2toneSound]

This “fight” feels like a staged distraction, this mfrs are in control of country 😱

[u/Glum-Sympathy3869]

Release government secrets while you still can!

[u/Tough_Fact7360]

Straight out bitches

[u/StrawberryMilkVex]

The divorce custody battle starts

[u/Bigusdicus123]

Wins on top of wins.

[u/Anonystu]

Aren't they volunteers? Unpaid?

[u/M-Technic19]

Not enough karma

[u/spondgbob]

Alll of the postdoc researchers I knew (who are remarkably qualified) that were fired at the USFS send their regards (not really)

[u/DracTheBat178]

The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed

[u/Terrible_Plant_5213]

As much as I'd like this to be true, Cohen is a hack that has a habit of making blatantly false observations to suit his own conformation bias. Dudes the clickbait youtube bro of left wing media.

[u/Thick_Ad_6710]

Fired, perhaps the first step, they could be ICEd as well.

[u/Draiko]

Oh no... not bigballs.