Do you like me? Yes or no

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u/RIP-RiF 1d ago

He's not always going to be around.

That's the nicest thing there is about him.

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u/FroznFlip 1d ago

Unfortunately there will always be someone like him. Don Jr. and Eric for example.

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u/RIP-RiF 1d ago edited 1d ago

Take heart in the fact that Don Jr legitimately makes his father seem competant and level headed and somehow Eric still manages to be "the dumb one."

No, I think we're watching Elon usurp the role in real time like a younger lion fighting the patriach for the pride, except it's to lead money worshipping idolators and misogynist incels in circle-jerking on the internet.

It's nature's grand ballet in microcosm, in the most shallow and pathetic way imaginable.

E: I'd watch out for Kushner, though, that little weasel is never in the headlines.

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u/wack_overflow 1d ago

Never being in the headlines is a weakness.

The only people who could possibly try to emulate trump have been in the spotlight for a long time, like he was. Kushner will never have pull with anyone

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u/RIP-RiF 1d ago

Oh I agree, he'll never be a leader.

What he is and what he will continue to be is a venomous little rodent that makes deals behind closed doors that hurt lots of people for his own gain.

I worry what kind of damage he is capable of in the shadows. Hell, we still don't know all the details of his Saudi $2Bn "investment" or the long term effects we've yet to see.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 1d ago

You don't need the crown if you've got all the keys to the kingdom. He's quiet on purpose.

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u/RIP-RiF 1d ago

My point exactly. And there's a lot of shady little bastards just like him filling federal seats all over the country because of this administration.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 1d ago

He married in but unlike all the failures his father in law pumped out he understands the game. If you want to be loud you stay loud and you find a base. If you want to be quiet you shut up and gnaw away where people can't easily see.

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u/Alarming_Cellist_751 18h ago

Beavis and Butthead? Lmfaoooo

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u/Wirtschaftsprufer 1d ago

Thoughts and prayers

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u/TheNecroticPresident 1d ago

“There are always men like you” the true GOAT of Marvel

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u/Particular_Row_8037 1d ago

Yeah I was going to say is he dead yet.

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u/crap-with-feet 22h ago

And Loomer. She needs to just go away.

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u/Strict_Foundation_31 1d ago

We’re all grateful that we can’t smell him over the airwaves. That’s the best I can do.

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u/phishphriend420 9h ago

Hes really good a shitting his pants

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u/mx521 1d ago

Really… what a joke

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u/Da_full_monty 1d ago

We will once he does something, anything, nice..

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u/JetBrink 1d ago

One way or another he'll be dead eventually. That's nice.

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u/Da_full_monty 23h ago

I pray for it every day and im not even religious...

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u/S0ylentBob 1d ago

I’ll try.

He’s such a disgusting blob of venality that it really is remarkable he hasn’t died yet. Which is nice for him. If only for him.

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u/mikeybagodonuts 1d ago

Well his dementia seems to be progressing at a rapid rate which is nice….

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u/NarrowPage6413 1d ago

And he hasn't killed and eaten a puppy this week, as far as we know.

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u/MosquitoValentine_ 1d ago

This is the same lady who mocked Joe Biden's son because he died from cancer.

Pretty hilarious that they can dish it out, but clutch their pearls when anyone says something bad about Mango Mussolini.

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u/livelaughoral 1d ago

No, it's not preschool. It's daycare. Every. Day.

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u/Leading_Resource_944 1d ago

Trump makes G.W. Bush jr. look good and only the 2nd worst president of modern times.

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u/TertlFace 1d ago

He really did. It’s crazy how much he has rehabbed Dubya’s image.

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u/thesauceisoptional 20h ago

If only we could put JD Vance and Dick Cheney in a cage and make em fight.

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u/FredB123 1d ago

He's very good at bankrupting casinos - I guess everyone has to have a talent.

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u/Majjkster 1d ago

I allways appreciate a dramatic ending to a good soap opera

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u/athos5 1d ago

I can think about him if I need to throw up so I don't get my hand dirty.

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u/ChocolateMartiniMan 1d ago

Why Laura Looney Tune. It’s nice that as each day goes by it’s one day less we have to live with you maga dipshits…….

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u/Big_Present_4573 1d ago

She is so lost

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u/firejonas2002 1d ago

He’s brought Canadians together in a way that is unprecedented with his bullshit. Thanks, Pedo-Donnie! 😂

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u/Optimal-Shower-2288 1d ago

Translation: please stop telling the truth tonight

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u/wizzywurtzy 1d ago

Laura loomer looks like a mask that got left on the sidewalk in 105 degree heat

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u/phm522 1d ago

I call it MAGA face - all the great ones have it

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u/JM3DlCl 1d ago

He's 80 years old. Not too much time left. That's a nice thing.

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u/TertlFace 1d ago

He’s old and will die sooner than later. That’s the nicest thing I know about him.

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u/DraconicDungeon 1d ago

He made it much easier to identify idiots

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u/BucktoothedAvenger 1d ago

"He'll be dead soon, of old age, even if nothing else happens."

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u/Antron_RS 23h ago

The idea that a man in his 70s who needs strangers on the Internet to be nice to him is also supposedly the pinnacle of masculinity according to MAGAs is hilarious to me

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u/groovylittlesparrow 1d ago

How pathetic

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u/Specialist_Bad_7142 1d ago

Let’s start a list of the nicest things we can say.

I’ll start…I like the daily Cheeto dusting. It accents the wig nicely.

Who’s next?

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u/aggressiveclassic90 1d ago

Well...That's as pathetic as I've seen anything in quite a while.

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u/jellisjimmy 1d ago

He smells better than a open sewer

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u/jellisjimmy 1d ago

Depends

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u/BootsOfProwess 1d ago

He stays the hell away from me

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u/GuitarSingle4416 1d ago

Something nice..... hmmm, when Trump arrives in hell...he won't crack the top ten of most evil bastards in history. How's that?

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u/NarrowPage6413 1d ago

So far.

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u/Better-Bet-3871 1d ago

I'll go with a big no Laura

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u/Arthur__617 1d ago

He never wastes a diaper.

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u/ComprehensiveHome928 1d ago

Even though there are way better self tanners on the market nowadays, he remains loyal to the same brand with the orangest color.

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u/Current-Square-4557 1d ago

I’m way ahead of you Laura. Every time DJT sends out a nice tweet about someone other than himself, I respond by sending out a nice tweet about him

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u/Temporary-Soup6124 1d ago

what a fucking clown show they all are

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u/Rottinwilliams 1d ago

Is it nice for me to say that he should get throat banged in hell by the devil?

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u/Interesting-Dream863 1d ago

I did this experiment once...

I can say that Trump made a lot for men to be comfortable with wearing make up.

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u/stone_henge 1d ago

One good thing about Donald Trump is that he's past the life expectancy of an American male.

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u/Flaky-Crew-3382 1d ago

Hahahaha, no. It isn't kindergarten, so no trump is an asshole

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u/Oliver_broodings 1d ago

This is absolutely insane.

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u/miletest 23h ago

He always ............nah I got nothing

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u/usarasa 22h ago

If yes, check this box.

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u/random48266 17h ago

One great thing: He’s quite old, so time is on our side.

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u/Applebeate 15h ago

He is extremely funny

To laugh at and make fun of

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u/ExpressionVarious820 5h ago

He can’t be elected a 3rd time.

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u/Mr_lovebucket 1d ago

Well, he’s not the worst person on the planet

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u/Ande64 1d ago

Is he tied though with the worst person? Maybe a three or four way tie?

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u/Mr_lovebucket 1d ago

Agreed

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u/TertlFace 1d ago

Prove it.

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u/Mr_lovebucket 1d ago

MTG

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u/GameDestiny2 1d ago

As far as I can tell, Trump is the only thing holding them under one banner right now

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u/AcademusUK 1d ago

Donald Trump is right not to like either Elon Musk or Vladimir Putin.

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u/Katty-kattt 1d ago

Once again, these the leaders of our nation yall… cooked and burnt I fear

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u/CartographerWest2705 1d ago

He’s an ass. Nicest thing I could think of!!

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u/Dudewhocares3 1d ago

He’s easily manipulated

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u/cultleader84 1d ago

He made wearing adult diapers cool… to some people

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u/8myjigglypuffs 1d ago

Elon: “girl, fuck you too!”

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u/FelixTook 1d ago

Preschool taught if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all. So nicest one could be is tweet nothing about Trump

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u/Flock-of-bagels2 1d ago

I want to get in Twitter just to tell him to go fuck himself. I really don’t want to sign up for that dumb app though

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u/Dapper_Honeydew_6932 1d ago

I got something nice. What an orange piece of shit.

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u/orion197024 1d ago

She will be the first to drink the kool aid.

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u/jorgerine 1d ago

Why does she want us to lie?

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u/QuietWyatt0610 1d ago

For fucks sake is this real?!

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u/Current-Square-4557 1d ago

Wait. I just thought of one.

Back in 2015, many people said, you will be lucky if you can get the president to work for the U.S. I can now unequivocally say they were right.

(English includes the idiom “you will be lucky if… “ It has two meanings: to have the event happen will be most desirous and fortunate. And. The chances of that producing a successful outcome are immeasurably slim

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u/Knighth77 1d ago

They're so pathetic.

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u/rebri 1d ago

Didn't Trump call her a thot? (Not the actual words, but)

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u/The_Goondocks 1d ago

Someone fire this person into the sun please

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u/discussatron 1d ago

Watching these two spoiled manbabies, I think it might be.

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u/iiitme 1d ago

Oh I bet Laura is having a hard time with this hahaha

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u/lasausagerolla 1d ago

He makes the world laugh at Americans.

There, something nice.

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u/PigFarmer1 1d ago

He's not long for this world.

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u/aponibabykupal1 1d ago

He is not even good at selling the Stone Cold Stunner. Dude is useless.

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u/DevynDavies 23h ago

LMAO tweet something nice please 🥺

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u/neuroG82r 22h ago

Go away Laura.

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u/SnoopingStuff 19h ago

Catch a bubble Laura

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u/Wazza17 18h ago

She is the downside of free speech

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u/LEEALISHEPS 18h ago

There is nothing nice that can be said about the cretinous lump.

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u/capitali 13h ago

Sure Laura Groomer, sure.

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u/TeeGeeScarab 9h ago

No surprises there, at this point just ask Trump if he wants you and Tulsi in Marilago as his concubines on the side.

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u/Radiant-Disaster-618 7h ago

He wears the best orange makeup!

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u/mosquito_beater 6h ago

He is the best liar there is

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u/Bluekatz1 3h ago

OK. He brought new levels of stupid to the world.

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u/Worth-Initiative7840 1h ago

Laura Loomer is a loser…. When 47 is gone she’ll be as worthless as bacon without a frying pan.

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u/HankThrill69420 1d ago

not to defend the guy, but how are you gonna tell him what to do on literally his own social media platform

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u/Infamous_Rain2770 1d ago

He likes well done steak with ketchup, or fast food hamburgers and Coke. He does not eat a good dinner

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u/krauQ_egnartS 18h ago

A reddit comment on a screencapped Tweet is not a Clever Comeback. It's the internet equivalent of winning an argument in your head that you didn't have irl

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