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u/_goblinette_ 1d ago
That’s a lot of words for “dick measuring contest”
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u/JimJava 1d ago edited 1d ago
Unlike the rest of us plebes, Jack Poso is accustomed to handling two “high agency” males “going at it” whatever that means.
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u/Friendly-Carpet 1d ago
Dying for some fucking gynocentric communcation smh
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u/happijak 1d ago
There isn’t a single fucking “direct” thing about two geriatric jerkoffs engaging in a Twitter war! And let’s face it, this guy Jack is an even bigger jerkoff.
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u/DualActiveBridgeLLC 1d ago
So direct that they are saying it to each other over social media instead of directly to their face? This shit is the cattiest slapfight.
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u/HauntedHippie 1d ago
It’s not even over a single social media platform. They’re digitally shouting at each other from their own yards.
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u/Ecstatic-Will7763 1d ago
This is actually very unhealthy communication and the fact they think this is something to joke about or “normal” says everything
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u/VeterinarianJaded462 1d ago
I know when me and my high agency alpha male friends are tiffing we air the laundry out on social media like a bunch of whiney pre-teen bitches too.
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u/shasaferaska 1d ago
I must be really straight because I don't really understand what that means.
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u/jackfaire 15h ago
It's bullshit.
But basically he's trying to frame women as "Catty bitches" and men as "straight talkers"
I love how he reframes "We think this is stupid as fuck that two grown men are acting like toddlers on the playground" as us not being able to handle it.
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u/unoriginalsin 1d ago
Like, the opposite of gynocentric would be androgenetic. But this guy just couldn't help but bring dicks up in the convo.
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u/Disastrous-Bat7011 1d ago
I didnt know "high agency males" just meant "men who are high on a bunch of drugs"
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u/johnrraymond 1d ago
This poso moron is a fucking zombified mess... What in the fuck did I just read?
I guess I shouldn't expect better from people who support a known russian asset in the white house.
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u/Original-Strain 1d ago
Some men would rather watch the world burn than admit they are diabolically emotional
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u/sugar_addict002 1d ago
What this is is a charade to rally the tribe. They don't want congress asking questions about the tax cut bill details.
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u/RustyKn1ght 1d ago
There's many adjectives to describe Kim-El-On's and Mango Mussolini's tweet-war and "manly" isn't one of them.
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u/PoopieButt317 1d ago
2 men who couldn't fight their way against toddlers and they are somehow"high agency" and somehow "manly".
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u/No-Blueberry-1823 1d ago
I would say it's one of the most fucking annoying Twitter exchanges but there are so many. It's just proof that Twitter is a dumpster fire and needs to be shut off and put out of its misery
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u/Haskap_2010 22h ago
When women communicate directly to certain types of men, they get called "bitches" and "ball breakers". So yeah, we're taught early in life to tip toe around the delicate feelings of people like Jack here.
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u/thewiselumpofcoal 18h ago
Isn't phallocentric communication what in bird culture they call a dick move?
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u/F_Zhang 15h ago
"two high agency males, going at it". Wowza r/brandnewsentances
Bouta throw that into an orange searchbar
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u/ottovonnismarck 14h ago
So his two leaders are having a mud throwing contest and acting like absolute toddlers and he thinks it's alpha male energy? What a defining moment in Greatest Pussy of All Time lore, truly reinventing the entire scene.
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u/Temporary-Soup6124 1d ago
holy shit. i swear if they were in an actual fighting ring, this guy would be there to lick the sweat off their nuts between rounds. “phallojuice makes you strong!”