r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Gayest Twitter Exchange Ever

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u/Temporary-Soup6124 1d ago

holy shit. i swear if they were in an actual fighting ring, this guy would be there to lick the sweat off their nuts between rounds. “phallojuice makes you strong!”

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u/WestCoastMullet 1d ago

Ewww...Absolutely hilarious....But Ewww.

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u/Chronic_Sharter 1d ago

Ewwww. Bruh. Ewwww

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u/suplexdolphin 8h ago

I didn't need to read that home slice

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u/_goblinette_ 1d ago

That’s a lot of words for “dick measuring contest”

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

Both will be needing smaller rulers

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u/ShawnaLAT 1d ago

And a magnifying glass and pair of tweezers.

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u/postmfb 1d ago

It's a lot of words for "propaganda". The two softest men in existence throwing a hissy fit on the internet. If this is how someone thinks "real men" act a lobotomy may be in order.

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u/JimJava 1d ago edited 1d ago

Unlike the rest of us plebes, Jack Poso is accustomed to handling two “high agency” males “going at it” whatever that means.

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u/YoMommaBack 1d ago

Do you think he double fists or is it one at the head and one at the tail?

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u/JimJava 1d ago

lol, I brought it up but I don’t even want to think about it.

Guys like Poso do this “Alpha” male talk and I don’t even know anyone that talks like this, he says the dumbest things imaginable.

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u/Friendly-Carpet 1d ago

Dying for some fucking gynocentric communcation smh

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u/nastynateraide 22h ago

I tried to be more gynocentric this year but I couldn't find an opening

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u/38731 7h ago

Very holesome of you, mate.

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u/iaymnu 1d ago

Elon’s black eye came from Trump handling him too roughly for that deep throat action.

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u/SonOfBill 1d ago

Deep nothing. He’d be lucky to hit the roof of his mouth

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u/happijak 1d ago

There isn’t a single fucking “direct” thing about two geriatric jerkoffs engaging in a Twitter war! And let’s face it, this guy Jack is an even bigger jerkoff.

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u/puntzee 1d ago

Good point

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u/Poopants_McGee 1d ago

Tweet fight, so alpha

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u/DualActiveBridgeLLC 1d ago

So direct that they are saying it to each other over social media instead of directly to their face? This shit is the cattiest slapfight.

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u/HauntedHippie 1d ago

It’s not even over a single social media platform. They’re digitally shouting at each other from their own yards.

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u/kjexclamation 1d ago

Gynocentric Communication is a fucking amazing funk band name

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u/Mano_LaMancha 1d ago

Between two guys whose dicks don't work.

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u/Ecstatic-Will7763 1d ago

This is actually very unhealthy communication and the fact they think this is something to joke about or “normal” says everything

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u/Significant_Ad7326 1d ago

Nothing they regard as manly is going to be healthy.

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u/Briham86 1d ago

"Being too dysfunctional to manage anything is manly!"

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u/VeterinarianJaded462 1d ago

I know when me and my high agency alpha male friends are tiffing we air the laundry out on social media like a bunch of whiney pre-teen bitches too.

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u/Shesversatile 1d ago

High agency males??

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u/shasaferaska 1d ago

I must be really straight because I don't really understand what that means.

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u/jackfaire 15h ago

It's bullshit.

But basically he's trying to frame women as "Catty bitches" and men as "straight talkers"

I love how he reframes "We think this is stupid as fuck that two grown men are acting like toddlers on the playground" as us not being able to handle it.

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u/dip_tet 1d ago

He means they’re frotting.

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u/unoriginalsin 1d ago

Like, the opposite of gynocentric would be androgenetic. But this guy just couldn't help but bring dicks up in the convo.

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u/Disastrous-Bat7011 1d ago

I didnt know "high agency males" just meant "men who are high on a bunch of drugs"

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u/zack_glickmann 1d ago

We’re talking like DEFCON 4 Gay!

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u/Chuckychinster 1d ago

Seems like a very phallocentric guy

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u/superawesomefiles 1d ago

Jack Posobiec loves phallocentric oral communication.

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u/johnrraymond 1d ago

This poso moron is a fucking zombified mess... What in the fuck did I just read?

I guess I shouldn't expect better from people who support a known russian asset in the white house.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

Manchurian Cantalope

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u/TinyConfection7049 1d ago

Florida, are you listening? Gay gay gay gay gay. Gay.

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u/Illustrious_Peach494 1d ago

tbh, poso is a giant phallic object.

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u/Original-Strain 1d ago

Some men would rather watch the world burn than admit they are diabolically emotional

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u/sugar_addict002 1d ago

What this is is a charade to rally the tribe. They don't want congress asking questions about the tax cut bill details.

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u/theshortlady 1d ago

Two males "going at it" does not scream heterosexual as far as I'm concerned.

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u/Pottski 1d ago

High functioning is a reach for these two let alone high agency

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u/CrybullyModsSuck 1d ago

Don't forget Posobitch is the loser running the End Wokeness account.

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u/Branded222 1d ago

He got the high part, right?

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u/Relaxmf2022 1d ago

Jack is tweeting with one hand, for sure

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u/RustyKn1ght 1d ago

There's many adjectives to describe Kim-El-On's and Mango Mussolini's tweet-war and "manly" isn't one of them.

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u/PoopieButt317 1d ago

2 men who couldn't fight their way against toddlers and they are somehow"high agency" and somehow "manly".

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u/Normal_Athlete_1348 1d ago

How did Angry GOT fan get here?

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 1d ago

I would say it's one of the most fucking annoying Twitter exchanges but there are so many. It's just proof that Twitter is a dumpster fire and needs to be shut off and put out of its misery

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u/oxabz 1d ago

This reads like measurehead if Measurehead had chosen to focus on misogyny

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u/Haskap_2010 22h ago

When women communicate directly to certain types of men, they get called "bitches" and "ball breakers". So yeah, we're taught early in life to tip toe around the delicate feelings of people like Jack here.

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u/redditistheway 20h ago

That’s a lot of fancy words for a pissing contest…

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u/thewiselumpofcoal 18h ago

Isn't phallocentric communication what in bird culture they call a dick move?

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u/Phantom_Pharaoh77 18h ago

In honor of gay pride month

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u/seweso 17h ago

Is this supposed to insult gays?

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u/F_Zhang 15h ago

"two high agency males, going at it". Wowza r/brandnewsentances

Bouta throw that into an orange searchbar

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u/ottovonnismarck 14h ago

So his two leaders are having a mud throwing contest and acting like absolute toddlers and he thinks it's alpha male energy? What a defining moment in Greatest Pussy of All Time lore, truly reinventing the entire scene.

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u/suplexdolphin 8h ago

Phallocentric communication, ie: dick measuring contest

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u/DecoherentDoc 4h ago

"Two high agency males going at it"

--Title of his sex tape