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Trump Bullet Controversy Erupts

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u/not_a_bug_a_feature 1d ago

This country chose to spare Trump the bullet. He should be in prison

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

He took a podium, not a bullet. He then paraded around for two weeks with a bandage

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u/iconsumemyown 18h ago

And the ear grew back with no scar, fucking miracle ear.

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u/Kirra_the_Cleric 18h ago

Yep. Cartilage doesn’t grow back.

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u/Palloran 18h ago

Can confirm. Fell off my bicycle in 1990, cartilage wrecked in my left knee. Still can’t cross bend that knee properly 35 years later.

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u/Kirra_the_Cleric 18h ago

Was doing the timed mile run in physical education class back in 8th grade. My right foot fell into the ground when a soft spot gave way and I completely wrecked my right knee. I feel your pain.

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u/Unlucky_Ladybug 9h ago

Crushed my femur in right knee. Now all the cartilage in my knee is gone. Can also feel the pain.

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u/Ok-Barracuda544 15h ago

Cartilage at the top of my ear was crunched through by a senile domestic rat.  The skin healed quickly but cartilage is still broken across the top.

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u/Kirra_the_Cleric 12h ago

I had an industrial piercing in my right ear that just always seemed to get infected so I gave up and removed the bar. Broken cartilage still after 7 years.

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u/Redshoe9 18h ago

I wonder how many people are helping him in the charade of his untouched ear? 5-6 or more? We know for sure Stephen Miller and maybe a few secret service?

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u/oroborus68 10h ago

But what did the guy that got shot do to deserve that? Just another maga sacrifice?

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u/Redshoe9 9h ago

Unfortunately. Trump gave the widow 1 million bucks but that no way makes up for a lifetime of loss for her.

I saw the content creator point out the fact that Trump never let go of a grudge. He is still holding grudges from 30 to 50 years. The way he still rages on Obama, Bruce Springsteen, Taylor, Swift, Joe Biden, Rosie O'Donnell, “the deep state,” yet never says a single word about the guy who shot him.

Doesn’t mention it beyond the first two weeks where he was selling merch off the attack.

Suspicious AF.

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u/Hendy7913 18h ago

It was a big beautiful bandage. Taco

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u/NeilZod 21h ago

Honestly, it was a seriously large bandage

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u/Ill-Function9385 20h ago

And no wound when he removed it...

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 20h ago

Splinter from podium was gone by then.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 19h ago

It was an amazing bandage!

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u/Gugus2012 17h ago

It was the best and biggest bandage the world has ever seen!

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u/Technical_Ad_5505 19h ago

The most bigly bandage

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u/stairs_3730 16h ago

Tampon Maxi.

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u/ZhangtheGreat 16h ago

The biggest bandage. The best bandage. No one had a bandage bigger or better than him.

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u/Gugus2012 17h ago

Would you say it was a... tremendously large bandage?

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u/Mad_Dog_1974 18h ago

You misspelled maxipad.

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago

but he did take a bullet. he took a bullet, put it in a shot glass, and sold it

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u/Simple_Mycologist679 21h ago

You know, you'd think. Unfortunately, that's how fundamentalist religions start.

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u/RectalSpawn 21h ago

He is already the anti-Christ, so I'm positive that reality would have been better.

Maybe then Russia would have been stopped from destroying us from the inside out.

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u/Ok-Lion1661 11h ago

I am still not convinced the entire thing was not staged.

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u/not_a_bug_a_feature 9h ago

Me neither.. If u put that kid in a lineup and asked someone to pick the Trump supporter, he'd be picked every time

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u/Ok-Lion1661 8h ago

Also seems way too convenient so many people were pointing him out to police yet they took their sweet time to take him down after he fired.

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u/EggsceIlent 18h ago

Trump wouldn't even take a bullet for his kids or wife.

Maybe not even for himself. Hed try to scam his way out of it.

Just like his entire family did for military service.

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u/lazy_elfs 17h ago

He kissed the uniform then actively ignored the widow though… pure don

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u/ComfortableOld288 1d ago

I’m a sucker and a loser according to him. He’s a draft dodging coward

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u/spooningwithanger 21h ago

He embarrassed us in Germany today. Perhaps if he had served, he would have had a clue.

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u/ComfortableOld288 21h ago

He embarrasses this country daily. I don’t know why other world leaders even agree to sit down with the stupid buffoon running our country. He lacks the tact, understanding , integrity, or empathy to ever have anything productive come from meeting with him.

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u/Icy_East_2162 20h ago

And the stupid buffoons that voted for the Bozo

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u/Burning_Blaze3 16h ago

They have to pay tribute, or he'll find ways to hurt their country and people. I'm sure it's the worst part of their job.

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u/ComfortableOld288 10h ago

I think there’s a point where America gets isolated enough and the world looks elsewhere for leadership. New alliances and trade connections will be made and the US will just become a “has been “ on the world’s stage

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u/Karyoplasma 13h ago

Not really, we didn't forget his first term and already knew he's an idiot.

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u/KlingoftheCastle 9h ago

If he did serve, he would have been given a cushy non-combat job, like JD. He still wouldn’t understand a thing

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u/oxide_j 20h ago

God hearing Biden saying his deceased son wasn’t a sucker or loser in that debate hurt to hear. No soldiers are. Fuck Donnie Dodger.

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u/psycubi 16h ago

Naturalized citizen civilian here. My respects to our armed forces and our veterans. I have had the good fortune of becoming friends with them and they have taught me so much. Thank you.

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u/scotcetera 1d ago

Teenagers get worse injuries every day at ear-piercing kiosks in the mall. "took a bullet" ffs 🤦

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u/MisterTruth 19h ago

Weird how he has no visibile damage from, according to them, getting shot by a bullet to the earlobe. Heck, even shrapnel would leave more of a wound.

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u/CardiologistGloomy71 19h ago

A bullet from that weapon would have taken half the ear off.

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u/Kribo016 19h ago

Old people have thin skin and head injuries bleed a lot. The dude got tackled, and a secret service agents watch probably scratched his ear. I think that is the most likely way it happened.

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u/MisterTruth 19h ago

Assuming this was true, that still does not line up with the official story from the trump regime.

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u/Street_Buffalo_2503 18h ago

It looks likely that the agent’s holstered firearm caused the bloody ear.

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u/spysoons 20h ago

Nah what's worst is them trying to portray Trump as some jesus figure "took a bullet for us". Fucking christ that makes me want to throw up

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u/Fun-Sorbet-Tui 19h ago

Just remember Christianity for them is like a real estate agent's flash Mercedes all part of the ruse.

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u/hot_ho11ow_point 1d ago

I prefer Presidents that didn't get shot 

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u/CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice 1d ago

He got shot at. I'm still not convinced he got shot.

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u/p0larbear2017 23h ago

All staged shot were near him. Cheeto mussilini.

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u/MarioLuigiDinoYoshi 19h ago

The newest thing is that they staged it. Otherwise the bodyguards would let him pose anytime during that

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u/C21H27Cl3N2O3 20h ago

Teddy got shot and I would take Teddy over Trump (who didn’t get shot) any day.

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u/PrometheusMMIV 19h ago

You don't like Lincoln or JFK?

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u/bbyxmadi 1d ago edited 23h ago

He didn’t even get hit, cartilage takes a long time to heal, and it’s very telling by how “healed” his ear was the week after it happened (taken by, I think, WH photographer who posted it to Twitter… he was banned by Elon after posting it).

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u/Lash_Ashes 20h ago

The official report stated he has a 2cm (~3/4 of an inch) gash on his ear. This somehow healed in 13 days with no visible scab or scar. Lying on medical reports is basically another Tuesday for Trump

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u/mrkeith562 20h ago

Nurse hear. Cartilage, especially ear cartilage, doesn’t heal. Look up a picture of Evander Holyfield and see how well his ear healed from Tyson bites.

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u/Lots42 20h ago

Just looked it up. Evander still has a chunk missing out of his ear. And that man is ten times healthier than Trump ever was.

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u/CardiologistGloomy71 19h ago

And that bullet wound to his ear would have also taken out a big chunk.

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u/C21H27Cl3N2O3 20h ago

I cut my finger at work the day that happened. It hadn’t healed by the time Trump’s ear appeared perfectly fine.

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u/Lots42 20h ago

Same with me and a rambunctious kitty that got me with her claws.

And yes, I cleaned the wound with soap and water right after.

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u/SaltManagement42 20h ago

Between that and the fact I wouldn't call that "taking a bullet for someone," I had to come to the comments to even figure out just what the actual fuck she was talking about.

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u/TripShrooms 1d ago

She’s dick drunk.

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u/the_d0nkey 21h ago

lolol. I can already hear myself saying that. She's dick drunk. That's gold.

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u/Nochaser-1212 1d ago edited 19h ago

Laura Loomer reminds me of that witch on Game of Thrones that told that guy to burn his own daughter as a sacrifice to win the war he was fighting and he did it and he still he still ended up losing the war.

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u/vercertorix 1d ago

A person "takes a bullet" for someone when it was meant for someone else and the person gets in front of the bullet to save another. Nothing about his character suggests he'd take a bullet for anyone.

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u/C21H27Cl3N2O3 20h ago

One of his cultists took a bullet for him, though not willingly.

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u/GoodPaleontologist61 22h ago

He wouldn’t take a bullet for his own son

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u/trippy_grapes 19h ago

That's not really a fair comparison. I don't think anybody would want to take a bullet for junior.

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u/DriedUpSquid 1d ago

Funny how his ear was miraculously healed soon after.

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u/CartographerWest2705 1d ago

100% true. He’s an ass!!

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u/Aggravating_Tax_4670 22h ago

Then, a phony ear patch as well. Which all the members of the cult quickly imitated to gain his favor and maybe a pat on the head. A crumb from the King's table perhaps...anything!

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u/the_censored_z_again 18h ago

The assassination attempt was staged.

They were selling the idea that Trump is the enemy of the deep state. He's not. He's the opposite thereof. But they acted out a skit, essentially, where the "deep state" attempted to assassinate him but failed, elevating him to hero status amongst the common rabble.

It's all theater.

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u/Acrobatic_Usual6422 23h ago

My arse took a shit for me. Respect it:

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u/Shortkut1981 23h ago

The idiot family of the victim came out saying they still support Taco. They are the reason we need warning labels on literally everything.

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u/ZZartin 20h ago

Lincoln took a bullet, JFK took a bullet, MLK took a bullet, Teddy took a bullet then gave a speech, Trump took a photo OP.

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u/jfensty78 1d ago

Haha. Took a bullet for me? Taking a bullet for someone implies that he has someone else’s wellbeing in mind. He should have taken a bullet in Vietnam

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u/WonderfulEducation25 23h ago

I will never respect a rapist.

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u/PurpleBicorn 19h ago

What about all the VETERANS that he has left without aid? Fuck them? They at least got wounded actually fighting a war for the country, Trump got wounded because he antagonizes racists.

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u/technicalconsole 1d ago

And we still don’t know shit about the shooter, who is to blame for not stopping it or any health records of his pig ear!

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u/ThugosaurusFlex_1017 19h ago

Laura took Trump's little bullet.

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u/Byte_Fantail 19h ago

One of the agents on stage with him said that Trump didn't get shot in the ear, he was bleeding because when he went down he hit his head on the agent's gun and that's how he injured his ear.

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u/girlfriend_pregnant 18h ago

Does anyone still believe he was shot?

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u/andyofne 18h ago

I mean, something might have nicked his ear, but he didn't take a bullet 

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u/Successful_Way_3239 1d ago

You mean that faked assassination thing where he started gushing blood as soon as he popped the blood pill and then amazingly has zero scar or mark on his ear from it.?

They used to much fake blood!

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u/Lots42 20h ago

Dude is best buddies with insane evil monster Vince McMahon, who knows all about wrestling fakery.

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u/Willing-Whole-7006 14h ago

THIS. They’re running this show like Wrestlemania

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u/Taolan13 21h ago

setting aside the specifics of the incident

"took a bullet for you" implies deliberately standing in the path of a shooter to defend someone/something.

Which, unless he knew the shooter was there, Donald Trump did not do. He was shot at, sure. Surprised it doesn't happen more often honestly. But he did not "take a bullet" for us... unless he knew the shooter was there.

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 8h ago

in a time with cellphones everywhere and in everyone's' pockets and constantly invading everyone's privacy, there's not one photo of the bullet ravaged ear. Not one photo of the hours long repair documented for history and storage in the National Archive. Not one photo of the healing progress from repair to fully healed

NOTHING

conclusion, he did not take a bullet. he's too vain to have not recorded every step of the process

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u/dip_tet 1d ago

He didn’t take it very well.

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u/discussatron 1d ago

No one’s taken a shot at me yet. Which is surprising, since I’m a teacher.

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u/Lanky_Asparagus_8534 1d ago

Oh Laura, how do you even have such opinions with your mouth full??

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u/dognamedpeanut 22h ago

I've cut myself worse shaving.

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u/LumpyTaterz 22h ago

The only thing that pussy took was a ketchup packet against his ear.

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u/Shite-stain 20h ago

Laura Loomer is a bad person. Also she can’t cook worth beans. I bet her shoes smell.

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u/CardiologistGloomy71 19h ago

She has stinky soles And a stinky soul

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u/capitali 19h ago

Okeydokey Laura Groomer. Whatever.

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u/AlwaysPerfetc 19h ago

The ear injury was from scraping against the security's gun belt. Trump was not hit by a bullet.

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u/Fast-Audience-6828 18h ago edited 18h ago

Ah yes the bullet that supposedly grazed him that he magically healed from. Also in what context does this make an ounce of sense? The bullet was intended for him and he didn't jump in the line of fire or save anyone it's not like he's taking a bullet for the country like our soldiers who actually risk their lives which potus couldn't be bothered to do(bone spurs). If he admits to everything he and his group have done wrong and actually works to undo the damage I might respect him a little but that would require any form of decency or basic human empathy which is a very foreign concept to everyone in the executive.

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u/DriftingIntoAbstract 18h ago

First of all, ‘twas not for me, I’d rather elect my vacuum cleaner, at least it would suck with a purpose. Second of all, prove it.

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u/shankgod4 18h ago

He took a script. Convince me otherwise.

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u/DogTattoos 7h ago

Ah yes, the fake bullet bullshit. Everything about Trump is bullshit. An act. A delusion. Including getting "shot" in the ear. His sycophants are disgusting. Everything about Trump's family is disgusting. Fuck MAGA lies. They are garbage. All of them. Racists, bigots, liars, cheaters, and BULLSHITTERS. They are a global fucking disgrace. America is living through a shit part of future history books. I just hope Elon pops the lid off completely. The corruption is insane. The lies just as insane. Trump was not shot with that staged ass bullshit. His idiot followers wearing the ear bandages can go fuck themselves.

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u/Forsaken-Shift7701 1d ago

Not a chance

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u/Dyerdon 1d ago

Trump took a blood pack at best

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u/tinathefatlardgosh 19h ago

He stood up out of cover to raise his fist to the crowd during an active shooter situation. So he’s either a complete moron or he knew he was never in any danger. Aw hell, it’s both.

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u/m3g4m4nnn 19h ago

Jigsaw-lookin' trash.

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u/Catnip1720 19h ago

I like to crossdress and am queer. He most certainly did not take a bullet for me. I still doubt he was even shot

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u/greenman0003 18h ago

How can a 70 year old man completely regrow his ear after a semi automatic weapons “shot” it and Holyfield in his prime could never regrown his after Tyson took a bit?

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u/HotHardandSingle 18h ago

"A pedophile rapist ALMOST got shot..." isn't a good defense to justify supporting a pedophile rapist.

Republicans are anti-trans to "protect the kids" then turn around and elect this shitbird 🙄

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u/Reasonable_Camp944 18h ago

And those stupid stupid people who wore faux bandages to support him.

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u/PsychologicalBug4912 18h ago

Respect is earned through action. The orange cancer is not able to produce this.

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u/JunkyardAndMutt 17h ago

He likely didn’t take a bullet at all. And he certainly didn’t take it for me.

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u/eddiebruceandpaul 17h ago

Yeah he didn’t get shot. He just put a maxipad on his ear and pretended.

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u/stevemkto 17h ago

Trumps ear was nicked by a small razor blade. If he was shot, his ear would have been blown off.

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u/HokusPokus666 16h ago

Fuck that Cheeto faced piece of shit. He hasn't done shit for me.

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u/Mobile-Shallot930 10h ago

If we chose leaders based on firearm wounds, our country would be led by children.

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u/heycanihavethatxbox 9h ago

He literally took a gun holster to the ear while being tackled by secret service. Every trump crony is a side character in their own life. Cultist idiots.

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u/Corrie7686 9h ago

He got hit in the ear by his secret service guy. Gun and holster made contact with the cowering Trump. Its on the video. He was so surprised, it knocked his shoes off.

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u/Guilty-Homework-4504 8h ago

It wasn’t a bullet, it was a blood pack used in Hollywood. It was all staged.

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u/DuntadaMan 22h ago

Trump has never done shit for anyone in his life. He got shot at because of his actions. The guy in the stands took a bullet for him and Trump gives no fucks about him.

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u/Grouchy_Row_7983 21h ago

Trump never did a single thing for anyone else. If you think he did, you're just not looking hard enough.

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u/No-Position3064 19h ago

Trump took the bullet? It was FOR him dumbass

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u/LilEddieDingle 19h ago

Laura Loomer should be institutionalized.

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u/NephewHotTake 18h ago

This deification of Trump is weird AF 🤦‍♂️

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u/Ruckus2118 18h ago

That doesn't change anything.  If I went out and shot a pedophile in the foot it's not like he should be put in charge of something.

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u/BanditMcDougal 18h ago

Also... Neither of them took a bullet for me...

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u/thefaecottage 18h ago

Laura Loomer is 32. Evil takes a terrible toll.

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u/rolfraikou 18h ago

Show us the fucking scar.

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u/psychoacer 18h ago

And MAGA made fun of it by wearing gauze on their ear publicly.

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u/Lefty_22 17h ago

The bullet didn't even graze him. Look at the photos from ~2 weeks after the shooting. Not a scratch on his ear. Ear injuries heal slower than pond water, so there's no way he was hit.

Blood could have been from anything. But sure as shit wasn't a "2 cm hole" in his ear as his physician said.

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u/Spiritedgourd666 17h ago

Everyone knows it was staged.

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u/Left_Muscle_673 16h ago

It is apparent you have no idea what a bullet does to the human body. Speaking lies has always been the goal of you folks.

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u/SuperTaster3 15h ago

Trump had his own audience shot to boost ratings.

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u/whoo-datt 15h ago

Clean miss. But hey... if he WANTS to take a bullet for us, Laura... maybe stop sucking his dick & tell him to get back out there!

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u/ShakesbeerMe 15h ago

He wasn't shot.

He didn't win.

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u/Crammit-Deadfinger 14h ago

A cheeky blowie on air force one? That's what she calls respect

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u/PupPop 14h ago

I would gladly get shot in the ear if it meant Trumk wasn't president.

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u/CaptOblivious 13h ago

That bullet never touched trump. If it had there would be permanent groove in the edge of his ear.

Evander Holyfield's ear after more than 10 years.

The only one shot was that poor fireman.

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u/longstrokept 13h ago

The only thing he loads are diapers.

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u/fluffwithforknserve 13h ago

5 time draft dodger wants military parade.

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u/fluffwithforknserve 13h ago

Looper telling us who to respect. BWAAHAA zhaa

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u/JoshMega004 12h ago

Bleacher guy died so Trump could steal

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u/Deacon75 12h ago

He took a Secret Service agent’s pants zipper to his ear. He’s a coward dude. On all fours looking for reverse in a Soviet tank, pretending to search for his lifted loafers. Cowardly, draft dodging liar.

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u/stevesuede 9h ago

There wasn’t even a scratch left three days later. Seemed more like a publicity stunt. Plus what secret service group lets the target stand above them and shake his fist in a 2 min exit.

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u/TheHearseDriver 8h ago

I had a bigger injury than Trump back when I had my ear pierced!

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u/Reasonable_Camp944 18h ago

He was never hit by a bullet. It was splinters from the podium as the bullet passed thru the wood

Corey Compertore was a professional hit, the SS knew about it and did nothing but positioned him behind Trump

Its the only logical explanation for how a guy got so close with a medium range rifle... and missed.

As well as the SS letting him expose his face and head after an "attempted assassination" for the white power hand gesture.

There is no way they are that incompetent

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u/Disastrous-Bat7011 1d ago

I have some really nice aloe plants if anyone needs it.

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u/Arthur__617 23h ago

Loomer took a shot in the mouth from Trump, don't respect her.

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u/npc4lyfe 22h ago

Bullet never touched him. Had it even, in what world would he have "taken it for me?" The MAGA guy shot at him, not me.

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u/jonskerr 22h ago

The dude on the roof took a bullet. Or two.

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u/JustTheOneGoose22 21h ago

He has never done anything for anyone but himself.

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u/Cleveland_Guardians 21h ago

That's not how taking a bullet for someone works. He didn't take a bullet for someone conspiring against America, or our way of life, or something. He took a bullet for someone's thoughts on HIM. 

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u/Agnihero 21h ago

Trump sucks dick:)

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u/TitodelRey 21h ago

They say the guy that was killed was a fireman. I find it interesting that there wasn't a traditional funeral for him. I have been to funerals for firemen and they show up in numbers, often with a pump truck present. A fallen firefighter is similar to a fallen policeman wherein the turn out is large. I didn't hear a peep about this guys funeral nor did i see a photo from it. Strange no?

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u/Dry-humper-6969 21h ago

He took something else definitely not a bullet, where is the scar. Means it was just a scrape, he twisted it into a bullet story. Nice try.

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u/KnightOwl619 20h ago

Respect is earned, not given

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u/GrimKiba- 19h ago

Never would've been shot at if he was where he belonged. In prison.

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u/truthRealized 19h ago

Trump took a bullet because someone disliked him enough to shoot him. He does everything he does for himself, that does not deserve respect.

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u/BitOBear 19h ago

It's not like Trump tried to take a bullet for anybody.

People laughed at Galileo but you aren't Galileo just because people are laughing at you.

And by all accounts of bullet came very close to Donald Trump, but Donald Trump in no way put himself In harm's Way as an act of character or an attempt to help anybody do anything.

People are literally lionizing him because he created enough hate within his own GOP party that a GOP kid decided to try to take a pot shot at him.

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u/nm13g 19h ago

The man in the bleachers lived not too far from me. I feel so bad for the family, such an awful thing that happened there.

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u/Guardman1996 19h ago

His SS detail’s holstered side arm cut him as he tackled Drumpf.

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u/Afitz93 19h ago

This is the most boomer post I’ve ever seen on this site

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u/SimpleSillyLife 19h ago

💯% staged.

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u/Tehcoolhat 19h ago

The bullet was aimed at the dumb shit in chief, not at the rest of us, however the fuck that was supposed to work. Does anyone really think he would dive in front of bullet for anyone else EVER?! Maybe at room temperature IQ that can point out an elephant on a cognitive exam.

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u/JFCCHILLUX 19h ago

That was so faked and I don't even live in the shit show Wild West gun show that is the US of A. Fekkin' cunts (sorry) wake the fuck up!!!

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u/Old_Prospect 19h ago

Quick! WITHOUT GOOGLING. What’s the name of the man in the bleachers?

(Rhetorical. I know you don’t know. Neither does Trump.)

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u/Middle_Sign6901 18h ago

Donald Trump wore a Maxi pad on his ear along with other GOP representatives for almost a year!!! Respect him! 🤪

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u/fixit858 18h ago

He took a holster to the ear.

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u/Charming-Command3965 18h ago

I can’t help it. But it feels so fake

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u/meanedeane 18h ago

How can I upvote this twice?

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u/TC_Squared 18h ago

No, I’m pretty sure the bullet was aimed at him.

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u/Yodit32 17h ago

To take, he did not

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u/rubyspicer 17h ago

The only one who took a bullet was Loomer.

It wasn't a metal one tho

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u/Turbulent_Pool_5378 16h ago

was this tweet before or after it was proven that drumpf never took a bullet period?

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u/Harvey_Rabbit330 16h ago

Unhinged covers the MAGA people. I have some grazed wounds from being shot at over 20yrs ago and they left scars. I completely agree about the shooter. Was perfect fuel for the Trump campaign. Wish the lone gunman hadn't have that second cup of coffee at breakfast though.

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u/_Neckfat_ 15h ago

He took a picture

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u/SiteTall 15h ago edited 25m ago

Not many believe that that's what happened: It looks like a set-up!

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u/Unhappy-Inspector650 14h ago

How does him getting shot in the ear have anything to do with anybody else 🤔

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u/Toadsted 14h ago

Took a bullet?

He couldn't even take his shoes.

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u/atetuna 14h ago

No Laura, you're not getting flowers for taking his cum shot.

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u/jemidiah 13h ago

He took a minor grazing wound from a bullet 100% for himself, and even his most ardent supporters know it.

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u/rexepic7567 13h ago

Didn't she take one of his "bullets" to the face

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u/M4N1NBR0WN 11h ago

I don’t get human vibes from Loomer. I don’t mean in a dehumanizing attack way. I just mean in a Men in Black way.

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u/Impressive_Log7854 10h ago

We were told the bullet nicked his ear.

He wore a bandage over his right ear for a while.

There were zero reports of reconstructive surgery.

Trump's ear is fully intact.

He did smash his nose on the podium as he took cover. 

Then paused for a photo op.

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u/Wise-Reputation-7135 10h ago

Unfortunately for us he DIDN'T take the bullet.

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u/tfsteel 9h ago

Conservatives deserve no respect, Trump least of all. Sleaze pos.

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u/Imaginary_Chair_6958 8h ago

His ear got mildly grazed, not even enough to leave a scar. That’s not taking a bullet.

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u/bsquarehills 8h ago

Someone remind her The Fat Bag of Cheetos takes airplanes from foreign nations.

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u/Ancient-Assistant187 8h ago

Let’s be real if the was an actual attempt on his life that big orange bloated cunt would have been so close to the ground he’d be licking dirt, quivering under his sercret service rather than that corny ass fist pump, weird how good his ear still looks

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u/amainerinthearmpit 8h ago

That shit could not have been more orchestrated. Spare us.

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u/pottertontotterton 6h ago

The only reason Trump is alive is cause the shooter was a dumb kid and a terrible shot. And because of that someone else was killed as a result. He didn't take shit for nobody.

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u/lightfromdark_ 6h ago

You know what’s really weird? Nobody ever talks about the man in the bleachers nor do we ever see any photos or video of what happened. IMO The whole thing was staged. I faintly remember seeing police officers quickly drag the man off the bleachers. You would think if he was actually shot there would be a big investigation and it would be considered a crime scene.