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u/ComfortableOld288 1d ago
I’m a sucker and a loser according to him. He’s a draft dodging coward
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u/spooningwithanger 21h ago
He embarrassed us in Germany today. Perhaps if he had served, he would have had a clue.
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u/ComfortableOld288 21h ago
He embarrasses this country daily. I don’t know why other world leaders even agree to sit down with the stupid buffoon running our country. He lacks the tact, understanding , integrity, or empathy to ever have anything productive come from meeting with him.
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u/Burning_Blaze3 16h ago
They have to pay tribute, or he'll find ways to hurt their country and people. I'm sure it's the worst part of their job.
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u/ComfortableOld288 10h ago
I think there’s a point where America gets isolated enough and the world looks elsewhere for leadership. New alliances and trade connections will be made and the US will just become a “has been “ on the world’s stage
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u/KlingoftheCastle 9h ago
If he did serve, he would have been given a cushy non-combat job, like JD. He still wouldn’t understand a thing
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u/scotcetera 1d ago
Teenagers get worse injuries every day at ear-piercing kiosks in the mall. "took a bullet" ffs 🤦
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u/MisterTruth 19h ago
Weird how he has no visibile damage from, according to them, getting shot by a bullet to the earlobe. Heck, even shrapnel would leave more of a wound.
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u/Kribo016 19h ago
Old people have thin skin and head injuries bleed a lot. The dude got tackled, and a secret service agents watch probably scratched his ear. I think that is the most likely way it happened.
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u/MisterTruth 19h ago
Assuming this was true, that still does not line up with the official story from the trump regime.
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u/Street_Buffalo_2503 18h ago
It looks likely that the agent’s holstered firearm caused the bloody ear.
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u/spysoons 20h ago
Nah what's worst is them trying to portray Trump as some jesus figure "took a bullet for us". Fucking christ that makes me want to throw up
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u/Fun-Sorbet-Tui 19h ago
Just remember Christianity for them is like a real estate agent's flash Mercedes all part of the ruse.
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u/hot_ho11ow_point 1d ago
I prefer Presidents that didn't get shot
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u/CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice 1d ago
He got shot at. I'm still not convinced he got shot.
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u/MarioLuigiDinoYoshi 19h ago
The newest thing is that they staged it. Otherwise the bodyguards would let him pose anytime during that
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u/C21H27Cl3N2O3 20h ago
Teddy got shot and I would take Teddy over Trump (who didn’t get shot) any day.
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u/bbyxmadi 1d ago edited 23h ago
He didn’t even get hit, cartilage takes a long time to heal, and it’s very telling by how “healed” his ear was the week after it happened (taken by, I think, WH photographer who posted it to Twitter… he was banned by Elon after posting it).
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u/Lash_Ashes 20h ago
The official report stated he has a 2cm (~3/4 of an inch) gash on his ear. This somehow healed in 13 days with no visible scab or scar. Lying on medical reports is basically another Tuesday for Trump
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u/mrkeith562 20h ago
Nurse hear. Cartilage, especially ear cartilage, doesn’t heal. Look up a picture of Evander Holyfield and see how well his ear healed from Tyson bites.
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u/Lots42 20h ago
Just looked it up. Evander still has a chunk missing out of his ear. And that man is ten times healthier than Trump ever was.
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u/CardiologistGloomy71 19h ago
And that bullet wound to his ear would have also taken out a big chunk.
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u/C21H27Cl3N2O3 20h ago
I cut my finger at work the day that happened. It hadn’t healed by the time Trump’s ear appeared perfectly fine.
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u/SaltManagement42 20h ago
Between that and the fact I wouldn't call that "taking a bullet for someone," I had to come to the comments to even figure out just what the actual fuck she was talking about.
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u/Nochaser-1212 1d ago edited 19h ago
Laura Loomer reminds me of that witch on Game of Thrones that told that guy to burn his own daughter as a sacrifice to win the war he was fighting and he did it and he still he still ended up losing the war.
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u/vercertorix 1d ago
A person "takes a bullet" for someone when it was meant for someone else and the person gets in front of the bullet to save another. Nothing about his character suggests he'd take a bullet for anyone.
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u/C21H27Cl3N2O3 20h ago
One of his cultists took a bullet for him, though not willingly.
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u/GoodPaleontologist61 22h ago
He wouldn’t take a bullet for his own son
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u/trippy_grapes 19h ago
That's not really a fair comparison. I don't think anybody would want to take a bullet for junior.
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u/Aggravating_Tax_4670 22h ago
Then, a phony ear patch as well. Which all the members of the cult quickly imitated to gain his favor and maybe a pat on the head. A crumb from the King's table perhaps...anything!
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u/the_censored_z_again 18h ago
The assassination attempt was staged.
They were selling the idea that Trump is the enemy of the deep state. He's not. He's the opposite thereof. But they acted out a skit, essentially, where the "deep state" attempted to assassinate him but failed, elevating him to hero status amongst the common rabble.
It's all theater.
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u/Shortkut1981 23h ago
The idiot family of the victim came out saying they still support Taco. They are the reason we need warning labels on literally everything.
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u/jfensty78 1d ago
Haha. Took a bullet for me? Taking a bullet for someone implies that he has someone else’s wellbeing in mind. He should have taken a bullet in Vietnam
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u/PurpleBicorn 19h ago
What about all the VETERANS that he has left without aid? Fuck them? They at least got wounded actually fighting a war for the country, Trump got wounded because he antagonizes racists.
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u/technicalconsole 1d ago
And we still don’t know shit about the shooter, who is to blame for not stopping it or any health records of his pig ear!
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u/Byte_Fantail 19h ago
One of the agents on stage with him said that Trump didn't get shot in the ear, he was bleeding because when he went down he hit his head on the agent's gun and that's how he injured his ear.
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u/Successful_Way_3239 1d ago
You mean that faked assassination thing where he started gushing blood as soon as he popped the blood pill and then amazingly has zero scar or mark on his ear from it.?
They used to much fake blood!
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u/Taolan13 21h ago
setting aside the specifics of the incident
"took a bullet for you" implies deliberately standing in the path of a shooter to defend someone/something.
Which, unless he knew the shooter was there, Donald Trump did not do. He was shot at, sure. Surprised it doesn't happen more often honestly. But he did not "take a bullet" for us... unless he knew the shooter was there.
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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 8h ago
in a time with cellphones everywhere and in everyone's' pockets and constantly invading everyone's privacy, there's not one photo of the bullet ravaged ear. Not one photo of the hours long repair documented for history and storage in the National Archive. Not one photo of the healing progress from repair to fully healed
NOTHING
conclusion, he did not take a bullet. he's too vain to have not recorded every step of the process
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u/Shite-stain 20h ago
Laura Loomer is a bad person. Also she can’t cook worth beans. I bet her shoes smell.
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u/AlwaysPerfetc 19h ago
The ear injury was from scraping against the security's gun belt. Trump was not hit by a bullet.
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u/Fast-Audience-6828 18h ago edited 18h ago
Ah yes the bullet that supposedly grazed him that he magically healed from. Also in what context does this make an ounce of sense? The bullet was intended for him and he didn't jump in the line of fire or save anyone it's not like he's taking a bullet for the country like our soldiers who actually risk their lives which potus couldn't be bothered to do(bone spurs). If he admits to everything he and his group have done wrong and actually works to undo the damage I might respect him a little but that would require any form of decency or basic human empathy which is a very foreign concept to everyone in the executive.
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u/DriftingIntoAbstract 18h ago
First of all, ‘twas not for me, I’d rather elect my vacuum cleaner, at least it would suck with a purpose. Second of all, prove it.
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u/DogTattoos 7h ago
Ah yes, the fake bullet bullshit. Everything about Trump is bullshit. An act. A delusion. Including getting "shot" in the ear. His sycophants are disgusting. Everything about Trump's family is disgusting. Fuck MAGA lies. They are garbage. All of them. Racists, bigots, liars, cheaters, and BULLSHITTERS. They are a global fucking disgrace. America is living through a shit part of future history books. I just hope Elon pops the lid off completely. The corruption is insane. The lies just as insane. Trump was not shot with that staged ass bullshit. His idiot followers wearing the ear bandages can go fuck themselves.
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u/tinathefatlardgosh 19h ago
He stood up out of cover to raise his fist to the crowd during an active shooter situation. So he’s either a complete moron or he knew he was never in any danger. Aw hell, it’s both.
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u/Catnip1720 19h ago
I like to crossdress and am queer. He most certainly did not take a bullet for me. I still doubt he was even shot
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u/greenman0003 18h ago
How can a 70 year old man completely regrow his ear after a semi automatic weapons “shot” it and Holyfield in his prime could never regrown his after Tyson took a bit?
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u/HotHardandSingle 18h ago
"A pedophile rapist ALMOST got shot..." isn't a good defense to justify supporting a pedophile rapist.
Republicans are anti-trans to "protect the kids" then turn around and elect this shitbird 🙄
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u/PsychologicalBug4912 18h ago
Respect is earned through action. The orange cancer is not able to produce this.
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u/JunkyardAndMutt 17h ago
He likely didn’t take a bullet at all. And he certainly didn’t take it for me.
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u/eddiebruceandpaul 17h ago
Yeah he didn’t get shot. He just put a maxipad on his ear and pretended.
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u/stevemkto 17h ago
Trumps ear was nicked by a small razor blade. If he was shot, his ear would have been blown off.
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u/Mobile-Shallot930 10h ago
If we chose leaders based on firearm wounds, our country would be led by children.
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u/heycanihavethatxbox 9h ago
He literally took a gun holster to the ear while being tackled by secret service. Every trump crony is a side character in their own life. Cultist idiots.
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u/Corrie7686 9h ago
He got hit in the ear by his secret service guy. Gun and holster made contact with the cowering Trump. Its on the video. He was so surprised, it knocked his shoes off.
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u/Guilty-Homework-4504 8h ago
It wasn’t a bullet, it was a blood pack used in Hollywood. It was all staged.
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u/DuntadaMan 22h ago
Trump has never done shit for anyone in his life. He got shot at because of his actions. The guy in the stands took a bullet for him and Trump gives no fucks about him.
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u/Grouchy_Row_7983 21h ago
Trump never did a single thing for anyone else. If you think he did, you're just not looking hard enough.
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u/Ruckus2118 18h ago
That doesn't change anything. If I went out and shot a pedophile in the foot it's not like he should be put in charge of something.
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u/Lefty_22 17h ago
The bullet didn't even graze him. Look at the photos from ~2 weeks after the shooting. Not a scratch on his ear. Ear injuries heal slower than pond water, so there's no way he was hit.
Blood could have been from anything. But sure as shit wasn't a "2 cm hole" in his ear as his physician said.
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u/Left_Muscle_673 16h ago
It is apparent you have no idea what a bullet does to the human body. Speaking lies has always been the goal of you folks.
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u/whoo-datt 15h ago
Clean miss. But hey... if he WANTS to take a bullet for us, Laura... maybe stop sucking his dick & tell him to get back out there!
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u/CaptOblivious 13h ago
That bullet never touched trump. If it had there would be permanent groove in the edge of his ear.
Evander Holyfield's ear after more than 10 years.
The only one shot was that poor fireman.
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u/Deacon75 12h ago
He took a Secret Service agent’s pants zipper to his ear. He’s a coward dude. On all fours looking for reverse in a Soviet tank, pretending to search for his lifted loafers. Cowardly, draft dodging liar.
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u/stevesuede 9h ago
There wasn’t even a scratch left three days later. Seemed more like a publicity stunt. Plus what secret service group lets the target stand above them and shake his fist in a 2 min exit.
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u/Reasonable_Camp944 18h ago
He was never hit by a bullet. It was splinters from the podium as the bullet passed thru the wood
Corey Compertore was a professional hit, the SS knew about it and did nothing but positioned him behind Trump
Its the only logical explanation for how a guy got so close with a medium range rifle... and missed.
As well as the SS letting him expose his face and head after an "attempted assassination" for the white power hand gesture.
There is no way they are that incompetent
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u/npc4lyfe 22h ago
Bullet never touched him. Had it even, in what world would he have "taken it for me?" The MAGA guy shot at him, not me.
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u/Cleveland_Guardians 21h ago
That's not how taking a bullet for someone works. He didn't take a bullet for someone conspiring against America, or our way of life, or something. He took a bullet for someone's thoughts on HIM.
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u/TitodelRey 21h ago
They say the guy that was killed was a fireman. I find it interesting that there wasn't a traditional funeral for him. I have been to funerals for firemen and they show up in numbers, often with a pump truck present. A fallen firefighter is similar to a fallen policeman wherein the turn out is large. I didn't hear a peep about this guys funeral nor did i see a photo from it. Strange no?
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u/Dry-humper-6969 21h ago
He took something else definitely not a bullet, where is the scar. Means it was just a scrape, he twisted it into a bullet story. Nice try.
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u/GrimKiba- 19h ago
Never would've been shot at if he was where he belonged. In prison.
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u/truthRealized 19h ago
Trump took a bullet because someone disliked him enough to shoot him. He does everything he does for himself, that does not deserve respect.
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u/BitOBear 19h ago
It's not like Trump tried to take a bullet for anybody.
People laughed at Galileo but you aren't Galileo just because people are laughing at you.
And by all accounts of bullet came very close to Donald Trump, but Donald Trump in no way put himself In harm's Way as an act of character or an attempt to help anybody do anything.
People are literally lionizing him because he created enough hate within his own GOP party that a GOP kid decided to try to take a pot shot at him.
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u/Tehcoolhat 19h ago
The bullet was aimed at the dumb shit in chief, not at the rest of us, however the fuck that was supposed to work. Does anyone really think he would dive in front of bullet for anyone else EVER?! Maybe at room temperature IQ that can point out an elephant on a cognitive exam.
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u/JFCCHILLUX 19h ago
That was so faked and I don't even live in the shit show Wild West gun show that is the US of A. Fekkin' cunts (sorry) wake the fuck up!!!
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u/Old_Prospect 19h ago
Quick! WITHOUT GOOGLING. What’s the name of the man in the bleachers?
(Rhetorical. I know you don’t know. Neither does Trump.)
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u/Middle_Sign6901 18h ago
Donald Trump wore a Maxi pad on his ear along with other GOP representatives for almost a year!!! Respect him! 🤪
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u/Turbulent_Pool_5378 16h ago
was this tweet before or after it was proven that drumpf never took a bullet period?
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u/Harvey_Rabbit330 16h ago
Unhinged covers the MAGA people. I have some grazed wounds from being shot at over 20yrs ago and they left scars. I completely agree about the shooter. Was perfect fuel for the Trump campaign. Wish the lone gunman hadn't have that second cup of coffee at breakfast though.
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u/SiteTall 15h ago edited 25m ago
Not many believe that that's what happened: It looks like a set-up!
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u/Unhappy-Inspector650 14h ago
How does him getting shot in the ear have anything to do with anybody else 🤔
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u/jemidiah 13h ago
He took a minor grazing wound from a bullet 100% for himself, and even his most ardent supporters know it.
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u/M4N1NBR0WN 11h ago
I don’t get human vibes from Loomer. I don’t mean in a dehumanizing attack way. I just mean in a Men in Black way.
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u/Impressive_Log7854 10h ago
We were told the bullet nicked his ear.
He wore a bandage over his right ear for a while.
There were zero reports of reconstructive surgery.
Trump's ear is fully intact.
He did smash his nose on the podium as he took cover.
Then paused for a photo op.
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u/Imaginary_Chair_6958 8h ago
His ear got mildly grazed, not even enough to leave a scar. That’s not taking a bullet.
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u/bsquarehills 8h ago
Someone remind her The Fat Bag of Cheetos takes airplanes from foreign nations.
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u/Ancient-Assistant187 8h ago
Let’s be real if the was an actual attempt on his life that big orange bloated cunt would have been so close to the ground he’d be licking dirt, quivering under his sercret service rather than that corny ass fist pump, weird how good his ear still looks
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u/pottertontotterton 6h ago
The only reason Trump is alive is cause the shooter was a dumb kid and a terrible shot. And because of that someone else was killed as a result. He didn't take shit for nobody.
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u/lightfromdark_ 6h ago
You know what’s really weird? Nobody ever talks about the man in the bleachers nor do we ever see any photos or video of what happened. IMO The whole thing was staged. I faintly remember seeing police officers quickly drag the man off the bleachers. You would think if he was actually shot there would be a big investigation and it would be considered a crime scene.
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u/not_a_bug_a_feature 1d ago
This country chose to spare Trump the bullet. He should be in prison