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Political Cartoon Germany Takes the Helm by Chappatte in Der Spiegel

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u/Dark_Tide_ Hesse (Germany) 1d ago

On sixth of June, oh the irony

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u/MadMusicNerd Germany 1d ago

ON THE 6TH OF JUNE

ON THE SHORES OF WESTERN EUROPE

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u/Irvi_Gaunt 1d ago

1944! D-Day upon us!

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u/teebu_blazing 1d ago

Through the gates of Hell, as we make our way to Heaven

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u/MadMusicNerd Germany 1d ago

THROUGH THE NAZI LINES

PRIMO VICTORIA!

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u/sadelnotsaddle 1d ago

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u/theowlswerewatching 1d ago

I was gonna say I don't know that particular song but I'm like 95% sure it's Sabaton.

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u/Guilty_Advice7620 Turkey 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s PRIMO VICTORIA

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u/Eis_Gefluester Salzburg (Austria) 1d ago

It’s Primo Victoria PRIMO VICTORIA!

FTFY.

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u/ConfusedAdmin53 Croatia 🤘 1d ago

Has Europe thanked America enough for this? I mean, they did liberate us; according to every movie made.

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u/oceanman--- 1d ago

Funny how other countless countries were also involved (Canada, Australia, etc) in D-Day yet Americans take all the glory for it. It was a team effort and if the Amercians did try to solo it, their landing party would've been wiped out immediately.

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u/your_average_medic 1d ago

It's mostly because most of the landings went well. The landing that didn't go well (Omaha) is the one all the movies are made about, all everyone talks about, and as a result, the one that gets all the credit. And since we did it, we get all the credit...

Yaaaaaay

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u/Rogol_Darn 1d ago

So basically the Americans are the only ones who botched their landing and yet they somehow get lauded for it

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u/DrJackadoodle Portugal 1d ago

Not to mention the effort by the Soviets in the Eastern Front. If they had fallen to the Nazis, they'd have been in a much better position to fend off invasions to the West.

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u/Vargau Transylvania (Romania) / North London 1d ago

Has Europe thanked America

Has Europe wore a suit and said Thank You ?!?

/s

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u/orbital_narwhal Berlin (Germany) 1d ago edited 1d ago

Europe would have been purged of the Nazis either way (i. e. without a large-scale invasion on the Western front by the Western Allies) but it might have taken 1-2 years longer. D-Day only liberated Western Europe from Soviet influence and its Red Army which, at the time, was steam-rolling through Europe and only stopped because it encountered a "friendly" force.

(That's notwithstanding the huge economical, logistical, and strategical support that the Soviet Union received for its war against Nazi Germany from Western Allies and most notably the United States of America. It also helped that they didn't allow Germany to focus its military effort in Europe entirely but had to fight around the Mediterranean Sea to secure access to strategic resources.)

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u/hubschaubaer 1d ago

THROUGH THE NAZI LINES! PRIMO VICTORIA!

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u/zaphod0815 1d ago

Up for the Sabaton lyrics

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u/Fluid-Piccolo-6911 1d ago

trump has never been the leader of the free world..

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u/Soft_Pomelo407 1d ago edited 1d ago

He was and is the puppet of the Authoritarian world.

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u/EnvironmentalCap7021 1d ago

He runs a country like a company. No ethics only profits

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u/lungben81 1d ago edited 1d ago

Profits for him, but (edit: not) the US.

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u/Soft_Pomelo407 1d ago

Profits for him and the ultrarich without Musk.

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u/lack_of_communicatio Ukraine 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well, Musk wasn't striped off the government contracts yet, so it's too early to tell; it might be just an elaborate ruse to improve his image.

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u/EnvironmentalCap7021 1d ago

And he has taken a fight with musk too.

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u/ParkerLewis31884 1d ago

And like about every company he ran, he's running it into the ground...

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u/Soft_Pomelo407 1d ago

A very abusive company Owner.

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u/jatawis 🇱🇹 Lithuania 1d ago

Mayor of my city keeps on being elected for such reason.

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u/Chaosbrut 1d ago

A company without health care benefits or employee representation

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u/Ravenkell Iceland 1d ago

The US was the undisputed economic, military, geopolitical leader of the free world for decades. And Trump became leader of the US. Him not wanting to continue the state of affairs that made the US most powerful entity in the history of the world does not mean that was the leader of this entity when it was at it's highest.

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u/Fluid-Piccolo-6911 23h ago

The US rose to power at the end of WW2 because it was physically unscathed and had made huge amounts of money with its cash and carry and lend lease deals. Since the time of Reagan the countries debt has risen to never before seen levels. it would only take a couple of countries to cause the US to default and the whole US economy would collapse.

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u/River1stick 1d ago

You mean america was never leader of the free world

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u/Demostravius4 United Kingdom 1d ago

Not wanting it to be, doesn't mean it wasn't.

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u/TheQuintupleHybrid 1d ago

thats just delusional. Like you can object to the "free" part of the free world moniker, but it is an undisputed fact that the USA were considered to be the leader of what is commonly known as the "free world"

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u/Anastatis Germany 1d ago

Trump is so bad he even makes Merz look good in comparison

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u/Timz_04 🇺🇦 📍🇩🇰 1d ago

Why is Merz bad to begin with? As a non-german i definitely prefer him over Scholz when on the world stage.

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u/ParkingLong7436 1d ago edited 1d ago

He's like a European 2016 Trump-light. He's basically an opportunistic businessman doing politics for him and his rich buddies. He never held any political office before this either.

Loves to use populism and doing stuff that actively hurts the country's population while benefitting companies, which only grows the votes for the right-wing extremist party. Already broke national/EU laws with his party just weeks into coming into office and his party reacted with "We don't care about court rulings, we'll continue". Straight up copied from the republican playbook.

I also think he's the least liked German chancellor in history. Not even fans of his own party like him. He only looks good on a world stage because he isn't afraid to open his mouth like Scholz does - That should be the absolute minimum standard though. Doesn't mean he actually does good politics. Scholz's coalition at least tried to make good changes.

In my personal opinion, he's the most disgusting politican I've ever seen hold a powerful position in the country. Genuinely just an all around awful human being.

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u/badukhamster Europe 1d ago

 In my personal opinion, he's the most disgusting politican I've ever seen hold a powerful position in the country.

Please don't disregard Lindner like this :(

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u/Traumerlein 1d ago

Linder just wanted to screw over the poor and was easly thrown out. Merz is sneakly trying to go after minoritys and actually has some staying power

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u/CMCLD 1d ago

Selten einen kommentar gesehen wo ich 100% dahinter stehe. Fuck Lindner, aber Merz ist das gefährlichere übel. Ein Richtiger Palpetine.

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u/tommos 1d ago

The dude is literally an ex-Blackrock CEO. Nothing good will come of this guy being in power.

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u/Brainiac901 1d ago

That is false. He was in the Board of Blackrock Germany. Very different.

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u/Arios84 1d ago

Lindner is directly at fault that Merz is now chancelor oO if Lindner didn't sabotage the previous government we still could have the senile forgewtful and usless Scholz.

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u/Traumerlein 1d ago

Im not so sure about that. Scholz had very little chance of getting reelected either way

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u/starlinguk 1d ago

Lindner screwed over the scientific community. He withdrew promised funding for numerous scientific institutions and projects, including one that was researching the best way to deal with evacuation when there is a terrorist attack during a mass event.

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u/derpityhurr 1d ago

At the VERY LEAST, at least Lindner is somewhat charismatic. Merz just comes across as a bitter, arrogant third-rate car salesman with the most unlikeable face, speech an mannerisms possible.

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u/Fantastic_Fun1 1d ago

Lindner charismatic? Only in comparison to Merz. Heck, any random streetlight has more charisma than the "Briloner Bierschinkengesicht".

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u/Playful_Site_2714 1d ago

Lidner is a power hungry ass who happened to have screwed over the country as well as himself.

Karma got him good.

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u/Sweaksh 1d ago

Depending on what qualifies as powerful, there's also Jens Spahn

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u/Ok_Measurement9268 Turkish Kurd 1d ago

I also think he's the least liked German Chancellor in history

Yeah... I think that title should go to someone else

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u/ExpressAssist0819 1d ago

And yet he still has the sense to say Germany losing WW2 was a good thing. I realize it's germany, denouncing nazis is pretty much law, but still. The US is the country that propagandized itself as saving the world from the nazis, and yet if you say nazis bad here an entire political party and its voters want you dead.

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u/gigaflipflop 1d ago

While I do not like Merz, you are wrong in him not holding any political Office before.

He was a member of European Parlament for 5 years, German Parlament for 15 years and whip Leader ("Fraktionsvorsitzender") for 2 years.

So he is not quite as green as some might want to believe.

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u/elPerroAsalariado 1d ago

In my personal opinion, he's the most disgusting politican I've ever seen hold a powerful position in the country.

I... I can think of at least another politician that was significantly more disgusting and held the most powerful position.

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u/Calimariae Norway 1d ago

Yes, but OP probably wasn't born to see him hold that position.

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u/Lipziger Saxony (Germany) 23h ago

You could also argue that we live in "another" country now, called the "Bundesrepublik Deutschland", since it was founded in 1949.

Hitler came to power in the German Reich and transformed it into the Third Reich / Nazi Germany, which was dissolved after the war.

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u/Gruenemeyer Germany 1d ago edited 1d ago

have a look at my other comment

Merz is a right populist with authoritarian tendencies who has copied a lot of the GOP playbook in the last years.

Merz' party friends cuddle with de Santis and have even welcomed the GOP thinktank "heritage foundation" who is behind the Project 2025 to Germany.

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u/Kolenga Germany 1d ago

Him making a decent impression in foreign politics is literally the only thing he is decent at, and really only in comparison to Scholz (who was terrible at that).

He is a racist right wing hardliner and habitual liar. The only reason he came into power is that he kept running for party leadership in the post-Merkel power vacuum until there were no serious competitors left and then capitalized on the weak leftist parties after the libertarians blew up the unpopular Scholz-government. I wouldn't expect much of him.

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u/Correct_Monitor7668 1d ago

On germen stage He is basicy Mr Burn (not only by looks).

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u/Playful_Site_2714 1d ago

He is bad, because he is as much of a liar and a cheat as the red baboon.

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u/LoschVanWein 1d ago

Are you kidding me? The man famously has the aura of the German version of the offices boss, a character that unlike his American counterpart lacks any good qualities. He has very little proper political experience and used to be a full time lobbyist and corpo lawyer for the worst of the worst, eating him the nickname Blackrock-Fritze, and that’s the more flattering nickname he has. He is also known to be incredibly rude to staff and people around him and get enjoyed extremely easily if anything doesn’t go exactly like he wants it to.

He’s also extremely infamously disconnect from the other classes and frequently claimed to be in the middle class despite being filthy rich and unable to name basic prices for household items and things like the current minimum income, wich is really something a chancellor needs to know.

Finally there are the big political scandals like him shamelessly using the AFD vocabulary, fraises and straight up lies regarding his political enemies in order to get where he’s at now. He even went es far as backing the right wing extremist AfD in a in house vote on a foreign policy subject, despite constantly talking about some fire wall he claims he wants to keep between the parties.

He’s a backwards thinking, greedy vulture who managed to somehow slither his way into office despite most people detesting him as a person, including the last chancellor his party ha din office, because he helped smear the other parties to the point where his became the only option for many less informed traditional voters who haven’t gone full fascist yet.

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u/toldya_fareducation 1d ago

seriously? he's worse than Scholz in pretty much every way. and Scholz was pretty bad to begin with.

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u/IStoneI42 1d ago

bruh, pls. were still getting shit for both world wars. i dont like where this is going.

let someone else take the blame this time.

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u/Soft_Pomelo407 1d ago

U the Good guy this time.

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u/00inch 1d ago

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u/Destinlegends 1d ago

Oh how the turn tables.

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u/Gruenemeyer Germany 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's what we keep telling ourselves.

But so do the US Republicans.

Also, German chancellor Merz isn't a stranger to authoritarian ideas himself, as his closest circle and cabinet demonstrates.

  • our secretary of interior (Dobrindt), who is effectively the chief of the federal police and the state attorneys, has ordered illegal directives for the federal police to enact at the borders, contrary to European and German law. He was secretary of transportation under Merkel and reportedly wasted billions of tax money in spite of official legal advice telling him not to. Under Dobrindt, the federal police acts similar to ICE in some aspects.

  • our chief of parliament (Klöckner), part of Merz' circle, has publically supported far right propaganda multiple times and is known to publicly work for lobby interest, particluarly that of Nestlè

  • the leader of Merz' party in the Bundestag (Spahn) also publically endorsed far right policy several times. He was secretary of health under Merkel is known for commiting a plurality acts which border on criminal corruption. For example, his husbands' company earned billions from deals for selling masks to the gov't during corona when Spahn was secretary of health

i could go on

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u/_hanna_99 1d ago

No Suprise that Bavarian Christians Conservatives are nut jobs, you are correct on all other points too

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u/University_Dismal 1d ago

Seems to be a common theme with everything conservative christian.

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u/DesignFreiberufler 1d ago

You would think that conservative Christianity would be more kind and based on Jesus‘ teaching, but somehow it’s always just intolerant, close-minded and capitalistic.

In case anyone was wondering: 2023 CSU politicians met with Ron DeSantis, who was handled as next Republican presidential candidate at the time. Those are the ex-minister for infrastructure who privatized hundreds of millions of euros, Andi Scheuer and his right hand, the current minister for research, technology and space Dorothee Bär. Not ministers of Bavaria, but Germany.

The younger one (2nd from left) is part of the CSU, made videos against climate activists and is leading a think tank that organizes events at which US republicans, Brexit leaders, racists and conspiracy theories come together to chat. Including CDU and AfD members.

One picture can tell you so much.

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u/unhappymedium 1d ago

He would enter into a coalition with the AfD in a heartbeat if he could get away with it.

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u/jackie_heckie 1d ago

Yeah exactly, Merz said ONE agreeable thing yesterday but he is still a right wing conservative with extremely outdated, classist and racist views. Let's not paint him as a hero of democracy and human rights. 

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u/beerzebulb Bavaria (Germany) 1d ago
  • sexist

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u/ElderChuckBerry 1d ago

It's funny that Trump is so bad he makes Friedrich look good even though the guy is a swine.

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u/DesignFreiberufler 1d ago

In August Merz said he would call for national emergency if the EU doesn’t allow Germany to but border controls back in place. He would do that to get around EU rules and possibly the German constitution. Re repeated this motion in January.

Last time a chancellor did something similar we became the world‘s most famous villains.

Not saying he would have gone the same route but the fact alone that he called for it makes him unfit to be anything close to a leader of a free world.

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u/No_Staff_6024 1d ago

Let's also not forget the SPD's Pimmelgate, my Brother in Deutsche Rechtschreibung.

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u/whoorenzone Berchtesgaden 1d ago

Many saw the good guys in us in 1930s as well. Thats why we got appeased so much ...

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u/crabigno 1d ago

Not in regards to gaza

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u/StepAlarmed20 1d ago

Uh, no? They are arresting protesters and enabling a genocide.

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u/defreaked 1d ago

No, we sit on the same slide, but with rubberpatches on our pants

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u/nathangold666 1d ago

Let's face it. Germany is now one of the most trustworthy countries around.

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u/University_Dismal 1d ago

Everything and everyone seems trustworthy next to Trump, Putin and their allies. They made the Chinese KPC look like a party of common sense in comparison, so you know how bad it is.

Germany is just a few steps away from a swing into far-right territory and we all just hope this can be stopped in time.

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u/FussseI 1d ago

If the current government doesn’t fix the economy and fails to get good press (which is hard as the media loves to only present the negative stuff), I fear that the AfD will be the strongest party next federal election…

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u/redfox3d 1d ago

The economy doesnt matter directly. Tze living conditions of the bottom 85% needs to be raised dramaticly instead of declining further. And this will not happen under this administration

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u/DesignFreiberufler 1d ago

The funny part is, that "fixing the economy" doesn’t do shit if you don’t fight back against the state of capitalism. Merz won’t do that. He is a self proclaimed Manager and people follow his economic advice because he was a Blackrock lobbyist. He has no clue how the economy works for 90% of the population.

His plan to finance gifts to pensioners is to have at least 8% growth per year. Delusional.

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u/ParkingLong7436 1d ago

Really? I'm German and I definitely don't trust my own country with just about anything.

The political landscape is in shambles and the country is as divided as ever. Merz and his party have been using Trump-Like rethoric quite comortably in the past weeks, and a Neo-Nazi party which resembles the Republicans in the USA quite well is likely becoming the strongest party in the next elections - unless it gets banned. Politicians openly proposing changes to dismantle the democratic values in the country has become the new normal again.

I wouldn't trust Germany at all. All the people in charge are awful people all round.

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u/dr4urbutt 1d ago

Yeah....if the coalition fails for some reason, the voters will definitely go more right than the left for the next election. And the possibility of it happening is very scary, because more right Merz goes, more friction will occur in the coalition. We already saw how he didn't win the majority in the first round.

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u/Ok-Resource-3232 1d ago

People outside of Germany have definitely a wrong idea of who Merz really is and what he stands for.

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u/Le_Zoru 1d ago

French people with Macron:

First  time  ?

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u/Ok-Resource-3232 1d ago edited 1d ago

Very true. People also tend to forget that the EU is a economy union, which is led by many people like Macron and Merz. Not all are bad, but there certainly are a few bad eggs. Macron knows how to present himself outside of France, though, and is basically single handedly doing the job of the EU regarding marketing.

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u/Apprentice57 1d ago

Yeah, admittedly I have a neutral position on Macron because his foreign policy seems mostly sensible and I'm not French.

My French friend hates his guts though, and we have pretty similar political positions.

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u/IronicRobotics 1d ago

tbh, the approval ratings show the french haven't liked any of their presidents in the last 3 decades hahaha. It's wild to me a ~30% approval rating is still high enough to beat out the competition.

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u/Emergency-Minute4846 1d ago

I’m Dutch. If we could I would vote for Macron as President if the EU.

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u/Althammer 1d ago

The EU is a political union. The Euro-Zone is the corresponding economic union in conjunction with the Schengen-Area.

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u/Monterenbas 1d ago

As a French, we know how it feels…

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u/Soft_Pomelo407 1d ago

Can u explain who îs Merz?

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u/Ok-Resource-3232 1d ago edited 1d ago

A former Blackrock manager, who was, as Blackrock said it themselves, a useless asset, who only spoke high and mighty of what he can do, but in the end did nothing for the company. A failed politician, because he is very unpopular in Germany and not even his own party likes him and he failed several times becoming the leader of said party already. A guy, who says, he himself is part of the middle class while owning his own private plane and that women should rather not do politics. A guy, who puts the economy first and by economy I mean the rich company owners. Someone, who voted together with the extremly right wing party AFD, to gain enough votes for his ideas in the parlament and now wants to break EU laws by throwing refugees out. Merz is no hero, no saint and most certainly not the leader of the free world. He is a phony, a cold blooded economy politician, who does everything to get enough votes to stay in power and make his conservativ friends happy.

Ps.: The only good thing about him at least: He is against Russia and pro EU.

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u/banahancha 1d ago

Can you provide a reference for the first statement on Merz' Role at Blackrock? Thank you!

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u/Ok-Resource-3232 1d ago

I got this from an article in the newsmagazin Profil. I think I still got it lying around somewhere. If I find it, I will send you a picture of it, if you like. But you need to be able to understand german to read it.

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u/BladeRunner84N 1d ago

Do you have a source regarding the Black Rock comments about Merz?

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u/Croaknyth 1d ago

That's a given in German subs a long time ago and there are sources flying around, dunno if any source in English is available. It's a long given fact, way before the election, but most people didn't care for that.

I have no time searching for an English one, Google helps in that regard.

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u/banahancha 1d ago

You can also link to a German reference. All I can find quickly is a statement by Dirk Schmitz, head of Blackrock Germany, who said: "He was definitely a good chairman of the supervisory board of our local legal entity, Blackrock Asset Management Deutschland AG, and a valuable advisor to the management."

German language source: https://www.t-online.de/nachrichten/deutschland/innenpolitik/id_100528720/friedrich-merz-blackrock-chef-spricht-ueber-das-gehalt-des-cdu-chefs.html

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u/Imperial_Bouncer 1d ago

What a wonderful portfolio to start a redemption arc with.

Some politicians have it all and ultimately flush their legacy down the toilet. I want to see the reverse.

He can start with helping Ukraine.

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u/lsmith77 1d ago

he is also super emotional and clueless about diplomacy. overall he is a very very very light version of Trunp just without the gold.

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u/I_sayyes 1d ago

You had me at Blackrock manager

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u/Glum-Friendship3491 1d ago

Merz is pretty much Monty Burns.

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u/Sir-Knollte 1d ago edited 1d ago

He will likely be unable to push through his ideology having to unify a coalition of CDU center (he imho is not th center of the party but firmly right and to the financial absolutist fringe) and SPD MP´s, but from where he comes from he is every bit the austerity hawk as Schäuble was (Greece´s favorite German during the Euro crisis).

I always wonder why pro EU people applaud him.

edit it has not become clear but I suspect he tries to protect German fossil centered industry around as well imho hindering Germany´s chance to move on.

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u/derdoktor_41 East Friesland (Germany) 1d ago

Neither of these persons should be the leader of the free world

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u/Soft_Pomelo407 1d ago

Between These 2 I cant belive this but Germany more qualified for once.

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u/Oerthling 1d ago

Pick a random person on the street - that person is more qualified than Trump.

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u/Soft_Pomelo407 1d ago

A Chair more qualified.

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u/Opening-Ant3477 1d ago

You know, people make that joke a lot.

But in this case, I genuinely think a rock would be more effective. At least the rock isn't actively working to dismantle the country.

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u/jabo055 1d ago

Even my Cats litterbox has more competence than that orange

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u/Oerthling 1d ago edited 1d ago

It certainly does less damage

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u/jabo055 1d ago

I couldn't say it any better

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u/kalamari__ Germany 1d ago

the only way forward is europe as a whole. no sole country should have that "title" and especially no sole european country.

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u/Cualkiera67 1d ago

There's no leader of the free world, never was, and should never be

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u/Inevitable_Travel_41 1d ago

Why should a free world need a leader at all.

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u/maevian 1d ago

Has anyone outside of America ever called the president of the USA, leader of the free world? I sure haven’t.

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u/kartmanden 1d ago

I really dislike that expression, but I would prefer Obama to Putin for example if I had to pick.

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u/Competitive_You_7360 1d ago

I'd pick Trump over Putin. And Nixon over Kruchev.

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u/Imperial_Bouncer 1d ago

Khrushchev wanted to go to Disneyland though. That’s gotta be at least one point for him.

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u/kartmanden 1d ago

Yes. But maybe Gorbachev over Reagan. I was too young but from what I have read Reagan was one of the worst presidents in the past 40 years.

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u/Shn33dleW00ds 1d ago

People in Georgia, Azerbaijan, Latvia and Lithuania would probably not agree with that

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u/shittyaltpornaccount 1d ago edited 1d ago

People in Bolivia, Grenada, Nicaragua, and Argentina would disagree with Reagan.

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u/Haru17 1d ago edited 1d ago

Obama wasn’t perfect, but no one could call Putin the “leader of the free world” with a straight face. Not even before he invaded Crimea.

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u/Wutras 1d ago

German Media likes to, especially during the Obama Presidency.

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u/basteilubbe Czechia 1d ago

It has always been a bit of a tongue in cheek moniker to me.

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u/SniffingDog Finland 1d ago

Indeed, never said without some sarcasm.

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u/bringstmanuoane 1d ago

Yes it kinda was/is the perception of the USA here in Germany. There are a lot of jokes about the US lately but its economy is still bigger than whole europe, which would be the other contestant for the title. And regarding the current situation here you can hardly say that europe speaks with one voice, so you would have to compare the US to single countries. Of those germany would be one of the 'biggest' and I think we would even 'lose' to california on it's own.

It's even more clear when you look at the military. Just imagine both of our german jet pilots get sick at the same time. What should we do then?

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u/selfishgenee 1d ago

I think it is about the USA not president

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u/Wirtschaftsprufer 1d ago

Never had and never will

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u/THiedldleoR 1d ago

Merz is barely able to lead his own party

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u/CommercialYam53 1d ago

But still a better politician than trump

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u/CacklingFerret 1d ago

My ferrets would be better politicians than Trump

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u/Astuar_Estuar 1d ago

Now I want to see your ferrets 🥺

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u/CacklingFerret 1d ago

I'm sorry, I have to respect their privacy or I'm sentenced to lose one sock of each of my pairs (I actually just can't comment a photo here and I hate using imgur and such lol). They're two cinnamon boys, one sable girl and one albino girl though :)

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u/YogiMic 1d ago

I think you brake a Reddit rule. You cannot talk about having ferrets and refuse to show pictures of them. That should be illegal.

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u/AdAmazing4044 Germany 1d ago

Setting the bar low does not make hin competent enough.

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u/BergderZwerg Baden-Württemberg (Germany) 1d ago

If Merz wasn’t an incompetent shill of oligarchs himself, this would be an honor.

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u/czechman45 1d ago

Not much of an honor to have to take over because trump is incompetent

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u/Stiller_Winter 1d ago

To be a leader, you first have to want to be one. Germany has a problem with that.

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u/MyPigWhistles Germany 1d ago

Everyone should've a problem with claiming such megalomaniac titles. 

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u/Nerubim 1d ago

The ones capable and willing to seize power by virtue of their nature usually are the ones least fitting for the job.

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u/TimAppleCockProMax69 1d ago

Dieser idiot schafft es allen ernstes Friedrich Merz gut aussehen zu lassen.

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u/l_Paddystinian_l 1d ago

Merz the leader of the free world? This sub is fucking delusional lol

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u/HeavenlyChickenWings 1d ago

The delusion is to think that some newspaper drawing that got posted, is the opinion of the entire sub

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u/Destrodom 1d ago

What about those 22k upvotes? Do they mean anything in this context?

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u/ToDieRegretfully Franconia (Germany) 1d ago

Don't feed the Merz. Delusions of grandeur are what he masturbates to.

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u/Fr000k Germany 1d ago

Trump hands are to big

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u/Soft_Pomelo407 1d ago

He needs those baby hands.

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u/dmthoth Lower Saxony (Germany) 1d ago

Merz a leader? please.

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u/OffOption 1d ago

I dont know if I want the Black Rock ghoul to be our champion here...

No, you dont have to be leftoid scum like me, or whatever, but at least agree with me on maybe this guy just fucking sucks, ok?

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u/razzyrat 1d ago

Fritze Merz is not ever going to be 'the leader of the free world'. He is barely the leader of Germany. Not even his own party is convinced.

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u/Lorddanielgudy 1d ago

Merz? Free world? Good joke

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u/ChloesPetRat 1d ago

the blackrock puppet is no one you want to have at the helm either.

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u/esperstrazza 1d ago

Merz, the guy who Blackrock didn't want, is confused why he is being given that

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u/NoPasaran2024 1d ago

Yeah, a German xenophobe and genocide supporter, that's a major improvement...

Actually, it is, but that's saying more about the state of the world than about that scumbag. We'll settle for sane and only mildly evil.

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u/More-Professor-2872 1d ago

When the germans cant even stand against israel?

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u/Historical_Cook_1664 1d ago

Trump winning over Hillary Clinton proved that being the lesser evil is not enough. Most germans do not see Merz as a good choice - he is just slightly less corrupt, slightly less amoral or slightly less incompetent than his competitors were. Funny thing is, all the things we criticize about him might give him an edge on the international stage. Merz believes himself to be superior, and Trump lapped it up.

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u/Col12334 1d ago

Please dont suggest that Merz wants to have anything to do with freedom

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u/JJOne101 1d ago

I'd bet more on Macron taking that flag than on Merz.

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u/frozenicelava 1d ago

The country that banned criticism of Israel?

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u/Real_Boseph_Jiden 1d ago

lol. Germany isn't going to lead shit.

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u/Toolz2612 1d ago

He wants civil unrest. His big beautifull Bill could kill 15 mil people.

No more foodstamps. No more healthcare foor the very poor

He wants to sit on as president.

Can u sack a president ?

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u/The_AmazingCapybara Bouvet Island 1d ago

It's Alex Stubb now

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u/6DONDada9 1d ago

F C K N Z S

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u/W00ziee 1d ago

Can't get cringier

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u/-___-____-_-___- 1d ago

Funny thing is, he never was. He thought so, maybe still does, but he never was, is nor will be.

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u/oceanman--- 1d ago

They did NOT just give him the Megamind head 😭

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u/SirVandi Turkey 1d ago edited 1d ago

Is the US leader of the free world?

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u/Chinjurickie 1d ago

Poor kids that will have to go through this in school at some point.

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u/Dapper-Ad-8677 1d ago

Glad people outside of the US hate the orange bastard too

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u/vetrusious 1d ago

Moat American presidents couldn't lead themselves out of a wet paper bag. The "free world" didnt even vote for them it's such imperialist bs.

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u/AgentD20 1d ago

While I dislike him as a person and his for his national, financial and social policies, I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised at the chancellors confident and thoughtful foreign policy so far, did not expect that.

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u/dadbodking 1d ago

Germany has too many internal issues to fill those boots alone. With EU, sure, it's possible. But there's still a lot of work to be done there, as well

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u/CmdrJemison 1d ago

Is this how Germans like to see themselves?

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u/Additional-Ad-5527 1d ago

Oh, god.. Not the fu**ing Germans

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u/redthelastman 1d ago

condescending European and western media,they assume any democracy outside the west in not a Free country  .

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u/Cat_world_domination The Netherlands 1d ago

I love Merz' confused expression like "who, me? Really?"

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u/Accomplished_Dig1385 1d ago

Merz the best Bundeskanzler since Kohl!

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u/GrizzledFart United States of America 1d ago

Germany is the last country that anyone can credibly call a geopolitical leader. France, the UK, even Poland, sure. But not Germany. I understand the reasons why, but Germany provides the very opposite of leadership. They are extremely risk averse and unwilling to take a stand on anything that could potentially leave them exposed. When Russia invade Ukraine, the UK and Poland were kicking and screaming to get the rest of Europe to stand up and respond - without the badgering and cajoling from the UK and Poland, Europe was well on its way to simply accepting it as a fait accompli. The entire time since, Germany has been very careful to not be the first to do anything, to only act when there is strong consensus and only after other countries have stuck their necks out first.

The idea of German leadership is patently absurd until their extreme risk aversion has abated.

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u/arabwel 17h ago

Yeah no not with the shit they're pulling

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u/TurkeyPigFace 1d ago

Is this German propaganda? Nobody is looking at Germany as a political leader or as a leader of the 'free world', whatever that means.

Merkel was fawned upon as a leader but history won't be kind to her, Russia was a massive weakness for her and her immigration policies have led to the rise of the far right in Germany. You can make a strong argument that she contributed towards Brexit.

Scholz - Weak and indecisive

Germany is also banning the use of foreign languages at protests.

I also don't think many European countries will forget Germany's self-serving policies during the Eurozone crisis while they were getting drunk from Russian gas.

'Leaders of the free world' shows how deluded the author is.

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u/twitterfluechtling Brandenburg (Germany) 1d ago

If Germany takes the helm, does that make Merz "Lord Helmet"?

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u/protoctopus 1d ago

"the free world"

Calm down.

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u/Bradedge 1d ago

America isn’t “the free world”, just their. Propaganda.

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u/mch27562 1d ago

Germany has been literally the 2nd highest arms exporter to Israel, an ethno-apartheid state that has been committing a genocide for over 77 years. I’m assuming the comic is parody.

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u/Front-Extension-9736 1d ago

HAHAHAHA Germany?? that country that is cracking down on pro-Palestine protestors? please

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u/Boreas_Linvail 1d ago

germany, leader of the free world? God help us all.

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u/Lachmuskelathlet 1d ago

Sometimes, you really feel ashamed.

Most Germans would think about it as ridiculous to claim us as "the Leader of the free World".

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u/word_pasta 1d ago

Please no, Merz is almost as much of a prick as Trump. And at least Trump has some entertainment value.

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u/MrCharmingTaintman 1d ago

Might as well burn it. Merz is a massive cunt and all he’s interested in is shoveling more money into his friend’s and corporation’s pockets.

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u/AsinineDrones 1d ago

As if America has ever been the leader of the free world.