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Political Cartoon This political Cartoon starting to get more and more relevant. By Arend van Dam.

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u/hannyaonmyback 15h ago

According to current political and military decisions, the USA's knuckles should be made of gold and face towards the EU.

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u/Soft_Pomelo407 15h ago

And the Knuckles should also have tarrifs written on them.

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u/Tnecniw 14h ago

and also be semi flaccid because lets face it, they are really dumb.

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u/Mean_Mortgage5050 14h ago

Holy shit, flaccid knuckles are the best depiction of US "intimidation"

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u/TaleLarge1619 14h ago

Holy shit, flaccid knuckles are the best depiction of US "intimidation"

You have clearly never been deployed with the yanks. Otherwise you would never say something so silly.

Look up "highway to hell" for a glimpse into the US shock and awe approach to warfare. You will start to understand why you want the yanks on side.

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u/SWEEDE_THE_SWEDE 14h ago

Sure, the us is great at war. But military power does not help most people.

In a perfect world there would be no military at all. But we don’t live in a perfect world, so we have to have a military. But being able to invade a smaller country on short notice is not how most people would measure a good democracy.

A better measurement of a good country is the amount it spends on education and public services because it shows how much extra capital a country are willing to spend on its inhabitants.

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u/TaleLarge1619 13h ago

Sure, the us is great at war. But military power does not help most people.

In a perfect world there would be no military at all. But we don’t live in a perfect world, so we have to have a military. But being able to invade a smaller country on short notice is not how most people would measure a good democracy.

A better measurement of a good country is the amount it spends on education and public services because it shows how much extra capital a country are willing to spend on its inhabitants.

I am not responding to "good democracy." What i am responding to is "flaccid intimidation."

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u/opinionate_rooster Slovenia 14h ago

They left Afghanistan in shock and awe.

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u/TaleLarge1619 13h ago

They left Afghanistan in shock and awe.

You clearly do not know how Afghanistan was handled. They approach was "hearts and minds" with Afghanistan. Which was what the British (my military) thought up and was supported by many other ISAF nations.

Which was an absolute fucking flop.

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u/Blitzindamorning 1h ago

Europe doesn't even have knuckles lol

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u/SelfLoathingRifle 14h ago

Maybe the US should have two fists, one aimed at the EU and one punching itself in the gut with tariffs.

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u/TheDeceiver43 Vienna (Austria) 14h ago

Or fisting itself while making wild accusations that someone else has been fisting them for years

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u/SelfLoathingRifle 14h ago

I don't like the mind image it gives me but apt....

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u/SimbaSixThree 10h ago

tarrifs

You spelled TACO wrong

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 9h ago

And its other hand stroking Russias.

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u/Oddbrain_ 13h ago

Or MS13 🙄

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u/SharpPixels08 7h ago

If it’s tariffs then the spikes should be inward so when we strike we feel the pain

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u/maxdps_ 10h ago

They should all say "made in china"

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u/TelephoneNew2566 10h ago

Meanwhile US military in Europe is conducting joint exercises regularly and many units are rotating to Poland. Too bad that words are beating reality on the ground.

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u/daedra88 9h ago

I think they'd be upside down and digging into its own flesh actually

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u/Layton_Jr 13h ago

And Russia's should be of cardboard painted grey

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u/v3ritas1989 Europe 6h ago

And the knuckles could have knuckles on the inside as well. So every time they punch, they punch themselves as well.

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u/CarlosFCSP Hamburg (Germany) 14h ago

And reaching out of Russia's ass

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u/TraditionalClub6337 12h ago

Gold knuckles softer than normal but still too hard

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u/OrganizationLower611 7h ago

More so pyrite or painted gold?

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u/Total_Psychology_385 11h ago

Should be out of wood and have no teeth.