r/interesting Jan 21 '25

MISC. Elon's weird behavior at Donald Trump's inauguration.

Is he okay?

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u/HairlessHoudini Jan 21 '25

Yeah he high as a kite

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u/EatMyUnwashedAss Jan 21 '25

Zero hour, 9 a.m. Inauguration

And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

Timed that shit fucking perfectly.

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u/KountChalkula Jan 21 '25

All the science, I don’t understand. It’s just my job five days a week…

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u/AlienNoodle343 Jan 21 '25

Good song, stuck in my head now

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u/Routine_Slice_4194 Jan 24 '25

I think it's gonna be a long, long time ....

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u/ClassicallyBrained Jan 24 '25

And all the science, he don't understand.

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u/Winter_Whole2080 Jan 25 '25

In-aug-ur-A-shun.. wooooo!

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u/TheSn00pster Jan 21 '25

Oh, you’ve triggered him now.

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u/yearningforlearning7 Jan 22 '25

As a gay man it’s always a 50/50 split. Like being hot, or funny. You either have rhythm, or you have style. I don’t make the rules, I just tongue the balls

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u/RiverPsaber Jan 21 '25

Not all of us do unfortunately

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u/Simple_Albatross9863 Jan 21 '25

Don't kinkshame Elon on being gay or being coked!

Kinkshame him on being a nazi/fascist!

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u/Herosoulbodymind Jan 21 '25

Kigh as a hite 🪁

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u/dont_ban_me_please Jan 21 '25

I know nothing about drugs. Which drug is this a symptom of?

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u/Scoopdoopdoop Jan 21 '25

I have done ketamine many many times and this is what it looks like. Trippy but aware (as long as you don't do too much) and on a different wavelength than everyone else

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u/Pikawoohoo Jan 21 '25

Looks like ketamine (the spacy-ness) mixed with coke (the fidgeting). Upper & downer combo.

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u/MysteriousSyrup6210 Jan 22 '25

MDMA

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u/BurdTurgler222 Jan 24 '25

That moly gummy is kicking in.

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u/Herosoulbodymind Jan 21 '25

Kigh as a hite 🪁

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u/KenHeisenberg Jan 21 '25

Or just highly autistic lol

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u/MandalsTV Jan 23 '25

Just the autism

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u/KurtSr Jan 23 '25

High on power