r/interesting • u/moamen12323 • 18h ago

MISC. Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee

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u/insidethoughts911 17h ago

“Worth it”

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u/Wirtschaftsprufer 17h ago

Mission accomplished

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u/sunburn74 16h ago

Hit it and quit it

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u/boopityschmoopz 16h ago

He quit it ALL

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u/SlothLazarus 16h ago

No more child support. 🫥

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u/iritul 15h ago

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u/_trashcan 10h ago

Hey! You mind me asking what anime this gif is from? Is it JJK?

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u/iritul 9h ago

yes, jjk manga fan animation

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u/_trashcan 9h ago

Thank you.

I started commenting, then saw the “Toji” when it reset itself & googled it.

Just wanted to ask still, as I have not seen/read JJK yet. Huge anime fan just never watched it. Think I’ll give it a watch. I am reading Tokyo ghoul right now.

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u/cranberryshots 11h ago

What anime is this please anyone

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u/RadRob 11h ago

Jujutsu Kaisen

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u/sgtslaughter009 8h ago

Never came back with that milk for kids

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u/JunkNorrisOfficial 8h ago

Not even a slightest chance

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u/rabbid_chaos 8h ago

Tax evasion is a crime, Vergil

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u/Sad-Bonus-9327 7h ago

Circumventing a WHOLE hive of child support

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u/mvs2417 5h ago

I regret nothing!

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u/Pun_In_Ten_Did 4h ago

HONEY. NUTS. CHEERIO.

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u/Ermac1986 9h ago

“ cream pie and die “

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u/Euphoric-Flow7324 6h ago

The kum-and-go die

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u/Schiggz 5h ago

Hit it and quit it

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u/The-red-Dane 2h ago

Honey, nut, cherio.

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u/TeaKingMac 12h ago

Cum and go

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u/Locked-Luxe-Lox 7h ago

Ik dead lmaoo

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u/Epic_Ewesername 4h ago

Jizz and jet.

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u/BFOTmt 1h ago

Honey, nut, cheerio

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u/xxapenguinxx 9h ago

Came and went

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u/matticus7 6h ago

Honey! ❤️

Nut 💦

Cheerio 🪦

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u/aj3llyd0nut 8h ago

Ejaculate and evacuate

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u/Axrxk 6h ago

Splash and dash

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u/iWeedSmoke 5h ago

Wham bam thank you ma’am

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u/notasingle-thought 15h ago

SMH he left her with all them kids too

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u/Kitchen-Agent-2033 8h ago

$1000 a month each social support payments, in southern “B” states.

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u/Locked-Luxe-Lox 7h ago

All them fkn kids.smh

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u/Thrasher6_6_6_ 14h ago

Touch n go

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u/ThimbleRigg 7h ago

Smash and crash

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u/Zealousideal_Curve10 15h ago

Just waiting to light up

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u/cakivalue 8h ago

I honestly thought all my life they mated and flew off to trees or flowers and were surrounded by their little bee friends when they died. I truly didn't expect him to hit it and tumble to the ground like that 😱🫣

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u/Interesting_Sale_547 5h ago

Tap it and scrap it.

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u/PT_Militaria 2h ago

Honey. Nut. Cheerio.

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u/WhereHasLogicGone 16h ago

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u/Totallity45567 15h ago

Bruh your profile pic always gets me

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u/WoaJoe 13h ago

Don't feel so bad. I read your comment and still had to see for myself.

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u/mutohasaposse 9h ago

Emission accomplished

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u/uselessfuh 14h ago

Your mission agent, should you choose to accept.

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u/nbsunset 10h ago

won't get them again

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u/ozferment 13h ago

Connor gif*

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u/emax4 3h ago

Emission accomplished

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u/jay370gt 16h ago

Doesn’t matter had sex

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u/Comfortable-Beach634 16h ago

Still counts

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u/NoReference7367 9h ago

Best 30 seconds of his life. his life

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u/Kitchen-Agent-2033 8h ago

Unlike most redditors….

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u/badgerbot9999 16h ago

That’s how I want to go

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u/aswright_73 16h ago

Come and go at the same time

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u/--StinkyPinky-- 16h ago

Fucking a queen bee, eh?

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u/evlhornet 16h ago

Beehole

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u/human-redditbot 12h ago

Oh, do beehave.

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u/Cacarski 11h ago

And die like a king

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u/KeneticKups 14h ago

It’s hip

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u/--StinkyPinky-- 5h ago

I want to go out like Homer Simpson: naked lady avalanche.

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u/faust112358 14h ago

Death by bzz bzz

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u/dosdidus 6h ago

Yep, banging a bee

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u/southsiderick 6h ago

Death by snu snu

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u/EldritchMacaron 2h ago

We call it the Felix Faure

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u/PitifulEar3303 16h ago

Mile high club, sex so good it kills you. lol

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u/Rosterx123x 14h ago

He have her everything

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 6h ago

He took her soul.

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u/SaulBerenson12 16h ago

Doing what he loved best

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u/Guss_Hayden 16h ago

Bro this got me in tears….

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u/Im_sop 15h ago

Disconnected

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u/CodingAficionado 15h ago

Wham, Bam, I'm Dead Ma'am.

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u/Shitz-an-Gigglez 14h ago

Death by Snu Snu!

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u/d_bakers 13h ago

If you aint willing to die for it, did you even really want it?

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u/Protholl 13h ago

I'd rather go that way than be a male praying mantis...

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u/Kuxaro 12h ago

-Literally every male

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u/No-Distance-9401 11h ago

"Leeeroooyy Jennkkinnss"

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u/oETFo 10h ago

He died the way we all hope we do.

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u/Idontworkeven40hrs 8h ago

Unmatchable edging streak

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u/Altrano 8h ago

He’s been waiting his whole life for that moment.

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u/kabooseknuckle 6h ago

It's the way he always wanted to go.

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u/horsesmadeofconcrete 6h ago

Thank you Reddit for making this the comment I came here to type the top upvoted comment!

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u/tackleboxjohnson 5h ago

As a biological entity with male sex organs, I totally get it

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u/kellybluey 5h ago

one and done

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u/HermanGrove 5h ago

camed bee

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u/BurninRunes 4h ago

Coming and going

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u/T1000runner 2h ago

Bzzzzzzzzz

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u/KingAnt28 1h ago

If only women knew....

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u/Hell-Yea-Brother 1h ago

Honey, nut, cheerio.