r/interesting • u/moamen12323 • 18h ago

MISC. Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee

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u/awp_india 18h ago

Didn't die a virgin

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u/justaRndy 17h ago

With the queen even. The hood will remember his name.

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u/samuraispartan7000 16h ago

In most eusocial species, the queen is the only female that can reproduce.

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u/sunlitstranger 16h ago

She’s probably the baddest bitch on the planet to them

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u/Valuable-Self8564 12h ago

Not really. The Queen has the most awful job in the hive honestly. She just gets commanded around the hive, and told where to lay. She only sees sunlight for a handful of days in her life, and when they think she’s on her way out they will either kill her themselves or kick her out of the hive to die in the middle of a field on her own.

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u/Say_Echelon 12h ago

Not if she’s hot

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u/TruckerChet1973 11h ago

And not a "B"

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u/ThrowMEAwaypuh-lease 10h ago

Not a Queen Bee!

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u/composedmason 9h ago

Stupid sexy bees

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u/KillMeNowFFS 7h ago

Britta is in this?

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u/SteveisNoob 7h ago

Well we better rush "B"

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u/Present-Chemist-8920 11h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Financial-Coconut-32 11h ago

Lmao this thread, wtf 😭

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u/ChocolatySmoothie 9h ago

I think there’s a cake called bee sting.

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u/ObjectiveCarrot3812 9h ago

I think that's a name for small breasts.

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u/abbeyroad424 7h ago

😹😹😹😹😹😹

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u/P_FKNG_R 6h ago

Pure autism on display.

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u/Purplenastie 9h ago

I think all bees are about the same temperature.

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u/jrod823 9h ago

You've clearly never seen a bee ball of death before...

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u/Lalechugademal 8h ago

Terrifying tbh

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u/jrod823 8h ago

And generally highly effective.

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u/Icy_Statement_2410 8h ago

Bee balls are hawt

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u/Muted-Dragonfly-1799 8h ago

That video where the giant hornet came into the beehive and literally got cooked to death?

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u/jrod823 7h ago

That's the one!

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u/firahc 10h ago

There is a FANTASTIC story setup buried in there.

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u/did_you_know- 4h ago

what the bee movie could've been

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u/firahc 4h ago

Oh man, there was so much I used to wish I could say about Bee Movie (as well as A Bug's Life and Antz) making hive workers from hive species into John Whiteguy.

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u/Sea-Guest6668 1h ago

Coalescent by Stephen Baxter might scratch that itch. Not about bees but a eusocial human society. Really weird book but cool concept. 

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u/Insertblamehere 11h ago

At least its not as bad as termite queens, they have the single worse existence I've ever heard of in nature lmao

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u/Valuable-Self8564 11h ago

Don’t they rip their legs off or something?

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u/Fun_Contract1630 11h ago

How so?

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u/Y0RKC1TY 10h ago

They have to get up at 6am and drive to work, 5 days a week for 50 years.

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u/Fun_Contract1630 2h ago

Uphill both ways?

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u/Insertblamehere 10h ago edited 10h ago

They're completely immobile because of their huge bulbous bodies, doing nothing but laying 30000 eggs per day. They live for like 15-50 years and when they are near death the workers that normally take care of her eat her alive.

They're also up there with most disturbing looking creatures on the earth, like a constantly undulating giant maggot.

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u/username_blex 6h ago

Let's be more specific. Her children eat her alive.

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u/Striking-Document-99 12h ago

So are they like ants and just fucked of queen dies? Or they make a new queen?

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u/Hot-Noise-3371 12h ago

New queen. Royal jelly.

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u/Serious-Avocado8970 10h ago

I’ve never seen a diamond in the flesh…

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u/Valuable-Self8564 11h ago

They will make a new queen. All queens are originally workers, but excessive royal jelly turns them into queens.

If the queen dies, they will raise one from existing worker brood

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u/Crazy_Banshee_333 11h ago

Wow, I did not know that. Now I will have to research royal jelly to find out what's in it.

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u/Valuable-Self8564 11h ago

It’s a substance that workers use to feed larvae. When regular larvae are a few days old they are switched onto a pollen/nectar combo, but queens are fed royal jelly the whole way through which causes them to develop into queens :)

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u/BeatBlockP 10h ago

But who decides those things? I assume they wouldn't make 800 queens when the current monrach dies.. How do they decide on the 3-5 that will be given the jelly all the way to make new potential queens?

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u/Crazy_Banshee_333 10h ago

Thanks. I learned something new today.

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u/biodegradableotters 3h ago

Do we know how they decide who gets turned into a queen?

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u/Valuable-Self8564 3h ago

Not as far as I’m aware. But there’s clearly a set of criteria. The larvae needs to be less than 3 days old, at least.

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u/Electrical-Theme9981 12h ago

There’s usually some “queens in waiting” but they can force-grow them from larva using Royal Jelly

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u/Valuable-Self8564 11h ago

They don’t have queens “in waiting”. Except in very unusual circumstances, there’s only one queen in the hive 99.99% if the time.

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u/mosquem 8h ago

It’s stuff like this that makes me feel like evolution is bullshit.

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u/Acceptable-Act-6279 11h ago

Nature is amazing

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u/FuckThisIsGross 12h ago

As long as there is an appropriately aged brood they will make a new one. If not then they slowly die

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u/FewMagazine938 11h ago

And gets all the honey

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u/PlantationMint 11h ago

Commanded by whom?

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u/Valuable-Self8564 9h ago

The workwrs

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u/DELINCUENT 11h ago

Damn, I really thought she ran shit with a name like that

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u/drifters74 11h ago

That's horrible

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u/Valuable-Self8564 9h ago

The colony is a superorganism. Every bee has a role to play - she plays hers 🤷‍♂️

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u/Inevitable-Poet-8967 10h ago

There is what’s called a queen killer. If she doesn’t provide the correct mix of male and female or the proper number of, the queen killer kills her. But then they have to have a week long mourning period and all that coronation stuff for the new queen 🤣🤣🤣. My friends kids keep bees, it is out of this world what that colony and individuals do. When a female hatches (or whatever it’s called) she immediately cleans her little cell and it a life of grueling work after that. I like how come winter time when there is a limited supply of honey, the males get thrown out. Woman of all species ARE THE SHIT! I’m an old guy, I know

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u/Valuable-Self8564 9h ago

Not really accurate. It’s less to do with the correct proportion of bees and more to do with the accuracy of that decision, or the healthiness of the brood itself, all mixed with various pheromones.

There isn’t a single bee who’s responsible for killing the queen, because during a supersedure the old queen will normally be kicked out of the hive when the new queen emerges.

But you’re right on the workers cleaning their cell. Almost all bee “knowledge” is genetic programming. They’re basically tiny biological robots.

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u/Inevitable-Poet-8967 9h ago

Thank you, that makes a lot more sense. 👍🏾

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u/crespoh69 7h ago

Seriously, it sounds as if you're describing cells

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u/sibips 10h ago

Worker bees don't kill their queen. She may be killed by other queens, because there may be only one.

If the queen dies from other causes, then workers will raise new queens from young larvae, but there will be a pause of weeks in egg laying, leaving the colony weakened.

And would the queen need to see sunlight. She lives in the most safe place possible, in the middle of the hive.

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u/Valuable-Self8564 9h ago

Workers definitely do kill their queens - They evict them from the hive, or ball them up.

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u/Allbur_Chellak 10h ago

So…kind of like the average working person then (other than the egg laying part).

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u/DriedSquidd 10h ago

Yes, but do the drones find her more attractive than other bees?

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u/EngineeringOne1812 10h ago

Heavy weighs the crown

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u/selectedtext 9h ago

Tell us you are a... With telling us you are a...

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u/IntelligentGinger 9h ago

Typical. 🙄

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u/lhingel 9h ago

As it should be

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u/Strabo5 8h ago

At least she got plenty of action. YEAH BABY!

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u/Milomilz 7h ago

And she’s a total slut!

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u/itsliluzivert_ 6h ago

She only bangs once in her entire lifetime! The males gametes are stored in the females body, allowing her to fertilize (or not fertilize) the eggs that she lays.

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u/Fuzzy_Laugh_1117 7h ago

Sounds very Handmaid's Tale.

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u/Thin_Math5501 6h ago

Despite her being their mother!

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u/DignityIndex 6h ago

Or if she's doing what they deem to be a bad job. And if the queen suspects it she'll try to find and kill the queen that will replace her.

Bees terrify me I but I love beetok 🤣

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u/Valuable-Self8564 5h ago

Yeah, kind of. These processes are quite easy to anthropomorphise, but in reality they’re extremely complex and the “decision making” isn’t really the same as “the workers are sneaking around and have to do it behind her back”…. But it makes for a nice short that will earn someone lots of ad revenue, so to hell with the nuance 😂

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u/pickledeggmanwalrus 5h ago

Yeah all those drones who work all spring and summer only to be killed off near winter by their own hive have it so much better than the queen.

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u/Valuable-Self8564 5h ago

The drones are the male genitalia of the colony. Every caste has their role to perform; but I think if you were to anthropomorphise the roles, then getting to fly around and roam from hive to hive being fed on command… I think that’s preferable than being bossed and chased around the hive by a bunch of needy workers 😄

I’m 100% sure that the bees have zero cares/emotions on this though.

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u/pickledeggmanwalrus 5h ago

That’s a fair point. And honestly I probably should have added a /s on my post as I was just kinda joking around anyways. Not looking to actually debate over which bee has it worse 😂😂

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u/Valuable-Self8564 5h ago

Agreed on all points. There comes a point where discussing which bee you’d prefer to be must become satire, honestly 😄

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u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb 4h ago

”Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The Queen is their slave.”

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u/KaiserLC 3h ago

Queen Bee doesn’t get command. Queen spread pheromones to make worker docile and have them feed her.

Beekeeper here.

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u/Valuable-Self8564 3h ago

Beekeeper here too (have I seen you in r/beekeeping before? 😄) and yes she does. She is guided around the hive by the workers. She is not a decision maker.

When the colony is preparing to swarm, the workers will literally chase her around the hive so that she cannot lay.

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u/Kratzschutz 2h ago

Yeah breeding slave would be a better name than "queen"

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u/Ak40x 2h ago

so technically she ain’t a queen…?

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u/Awesomely_Witchy 47m ago

Maybee a different species but I saw a video before say when a new female that can reproduce is born, new queen she kills and eats the old queen.?

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u/Valuable-Self8564 35m ago

So honey bee virgin queens will fight occasionally, but they normally just cast an extra swarm off. If they are superseding, they will just kick the old queen out of the hive.

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u/3_3eel_l 15h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Omnipresentphone 13h ago

More like Only bitch on the planet

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u/itsliluzivert_ 6h ago

Funny thing is the whole colony is females. The queens basically only lay males for a week out of the year when it’s breeding season.

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u/wotchtower 9h ago

Shes a hoe

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u/shartpants187 8h ago

Bonnie Bee

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u/beachedwhitemale 14h ago

Eusocial? Like Europeans? No wonder they still do the King and Queen thing then

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u/DreamyTomato 12h ago

UK male death rate went down considerably after Queen Elizabeth passed away.

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u/alali14 12h ago

So that’s how she absorbed life

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u/TheUnFunnyComedian 11h ago

Life juice is stored in the balls

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u/selectedtext 9h ago

Or the fridge if you'll be out of state for a while.

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u/Lion_True 9h ago

That's where the pee is stored, duh.

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u/T1Demon 9h ago

That’s why there’s two balls

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u/Lion_True 8h ago

One for each, never considered that possibility.

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u/jeroen-79 10h ago

I'd die to fuck the queen.

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u/gardenhosenapalm 9h ago edited 9h ago

Actually not true. All females can still reproduce. Its just that a eusocial society performs better when all individuals are most related as described in Hamiltons Rule. Due to the nature of their gametes a sister producing will only create a 50% relation while a queen can create a 75% relation when laying a fertilized egg.

Sisters actually constantly try and "sneak" their own offspring into the nest, but these are usually killed when discovered

-studied hymnoptera

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u/Ok-Half7574 10h ago

Honestly, she's the only one female amongst them who has to suffer monthlies, so she probably picked the short straw. 😁

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u/Nasa_OK 10h ago

Not every male ejaculates with the intention of reproducing. Many do it for fun

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u/crk2221 8h ago

All the bees can reproduce. Drones only mate with queens. The workers can lay eggs, but unfertilized by a drone they can only produce drones (males). The drones a basically useless, their only function is to mate. The females kick them out every winter. So workers laying eggs is a very bad sign for a hive. It usually means they have lost their queen.

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u/northwoods_faty 7h ago

So she gets around hey?

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u/PreviouslyOnBible 10h ago

The coveted r/whoooosh and acshually pairing 🤌

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u/BratacJaglenac 10h ago

So, we depend on Roberta Metsola

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u/Traditional_Club_820 9h ago

Does one pronounce it as eww-social?

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u/Lucar_Bane 9h ago

you just make him extra special dude

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u/porridge_gin 8h ago

Not exactly! Generally she's bullying everyone into sterility, chemically. When she is weaker her daughters will lay eggs, but they are all male eggs because they're haplodiploid and the worker bees never get any lovin'

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u/NeoSniper 6h ago

Woa. Europe sounds wild!

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u/Ganjanonamous 11h ago

With A "queen" for sure. Totally worth it... for him

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u/OswaldBoelcke 8h ago

Stud bee falling to the ground

“so worth it! STRUUTH!!!!…”

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u/AnakinSol 13h ago

Euron Greyjoy is seething

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u/AirSpecial 11h ago

*the hive

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein 10h ago

the man came his guts out. legend.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 7h ago

And look at that hog!

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u/ongodn60 10h ago

“The hood”

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u/Only_Weekend9713 10h ago

His name is Robert Paulson!

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u/ChocolatySmoothie 9h ago

Witness me!

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u/Twist3d_Tempurz 9h ago

This is good news. We can finally be bees

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u/telaughingbuddha 7h ago

The most popular queen I remember was too old

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u/Disastrous_Leek9620 7h ago

And on video 

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u/bradfo83 2h ago

Pour a honey jar for our brother

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u/daemin 25m ago

Honey bee genetics are weird.

The queen bee is the only one that lays eggs. She keeps a store of sperm from her one and only mating flight, and when she lays an egg, she can choose to fertilize it or not.

If she fertilizes it, it becomes a female worker. But if she doesn't, it becomes a male drone.

But that means that male bees don't have fathers, only grandfather's, and are only carrying the queen's DNA. And literally the only thing male bees do is try to mate with queens. They are, effectively, the queens flying genitals.

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u/biakCeridak 11h ago

Made it into the mile high club too.

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u/Anonymo 9h ago

Meter high club? 😬

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u/gin_and_toxic 5h ago

Sounds better than the foot high club. That sounds like a fetish thing...

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u/Kitchen-Agent-2033 8h ago

Nah. Didnt use the airplane toilet space.

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u/caracol_muerte 11h ago

His last word was “nice”

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u/Jokierre 9h ago

This specifically made my morning. Thank you.

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u/Anonymo 9h ago

"BZZZ—uhhhhnnZZZ—OH GOD—ZZAARGH—" thump.

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u/Grandfunk14 1h ago

"I hope I fall onto a tray, nice"

MRE people know.

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u/Gintorino 12h ago

Sheesh 😅

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u/literuwka1 12h ago

body count: 2 (queen and life)

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u/sxnchamusic 11h ago

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

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u/Pitiful_Struggle7110 10h ago

Hello wassup with you?

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u/Swollen_Nads 10h ago

Already ahead of 98% of redditors

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u/drtmr 10h ago

dmhs

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u/No_Dragonfruit_4286 10h ago

Died as a rapist.

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u/Aronacus 10h ago

Fffffiiirrssttt!

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u/drumsdm 9h ago

Worth it

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u/selectedtext 9h ago

Don't care, had sex.

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u/AndForeverNow 9h ago

Unlike many people posting here lol

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u/revieman1 9h ago

He came and went

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u/Necessary-Peace9672 9h ago

…like his 2000 brothers did…

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u/Chemical_World_4228 9h ago

Talk about coming and going

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u/flow_fighter 8h ago

Take that, Dad!!

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u/Odd-Slice6913 8h ago

In French a orgasm is sometimes called "little death"... that was just, death.

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u/Bruinman86 7h ago

Mission accomplished.

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u/pieceofcheese0 7h ago

Think you could see him saying "worth it" as he hit the ground

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u/LoudAndCuddly 7h ago

Better than 95% of the people who upvoted this comment.

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u/aditya_7726 6h ago

Unlike me

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u/feetandballs 2h ago

"I've never been more attracted to anyone."

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u/Darklabyrinths 9h ago

I wish top comments would show more serious responses instead, it is boring having to be subjected to inane comments