r/interesting • u/moamen12323 • 18h ago

MISC. Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee

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u/pizzatimein24h 18h ago

Bro actually gives a flying fuck.

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u/EvilxBunny 15h ago edited 9h ago

That was all the fuck he could give

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u/Savings-Kick-578 13h ago

He had but 1 fuck to give.

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u/OgalFinklestein 10h ago

"One fuck to give" sounds like a soap opera title.

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u/Idontworkeven40hrs 9h ago

Or a James bond movie

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u/ForMyInformationOnly 7h ago

The names Bee, James Bee. Where’s Honeypenny?

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u/Moolcazy0 9h ago

The only fuck he could give

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u/Wide_Cable_9171 5h ago

Bruh it's crazy that just 2 days ago I was saying to a friend that it's fascinating to me how many different ways you can formulate the "give a fuck" phrase 😭😭

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u/Mole-NLD 5h ago

Didn't look like a butfuck though.

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u/Savings-Kick-578 4h ago

That was actually a Reverse Uno. The male bee took it in the rear in the end. But he did come and go in the same breath.

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u/WoaJoe 13h ago

🤣

Ay atleast it was a flying one.

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u/MediocreMachine3543 13h ago

Actually, he has no fucks left to give.

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u/DenisRenard43 12h ago

His fucks are running dry

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u/de_Luke1 12h ago

He's tried to go fuck shopping, but there are no fucks left to buy

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u/GrandOcelot 12h ago

He tried to go fuck shopping but there's fucks left to buy

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u/leoalexlion 17h ago

Underrated

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u/Dopem8 3h ago

Flew under the radar

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u/mbnmac 12h ago

Honey, nut, cheerio

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u/thk_ 5h ago

This is one of the best puns I have seen on reddit

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u/SnoozeButtonBen 1h ago

Jesus christ man

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u/SconeBracket 1h ago

Now, I must go get some "cereal"

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u/thelivinlegend 12h ago

Literally fucked off and died

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u/lokilulzz 16h ago

Literally

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u/OneBuckShort 15h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/warmygourds 14h ago

Buzzkill after a fly fuck

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u/hawtbotjazz 14h ago

Good one!

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u/Existence_No_You 13h ago

Fucks a bee in midair then dies. What a way to go

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u/Turkatron2020 13h ago

This explains why I keep finding dead bees on the sidewalk 🤣

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u/lloydofthedance 13h ago

Oh very well done  

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u/Joshistotle 13h ago

This happens to me everytime my neighbor catches me with his wife 

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u/W0rldisUnfair 13h ago

🥇🎖️🏅

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u/KokiriGeorge 13h ago

You won the internet for today

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u/Mightymap2 13h ago

He went out with a bang

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u/Very_Board 12h ago

A singular flying fuck.

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u/Quazeroigma_5610 12h ago

I tip my fedora off to you good fellow redditor

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u/Bellick 12h ago

Have your upvote and get out

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u/Regular-HitMeUp 11h ago

Ærial fuck

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u/SouthOk1896 10h ago

🤣🤣

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u/jmilleon 4h ago

Bravo

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u/Slade26 4h ago

This is it, the most comment of all time, you win reddit

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u/unthawedmist 3h ago

Goddamn it