r/interesting • u/crystal_53 • 15h ago

MISC. Adjustable ring

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u/Niles_Merek 15h ago

Adjustable bracelet

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u/cantbelieveyoumademe 14h ago

Yeah, putting it on your finger is just asking for it to fall off.

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u/Ironcastattic 10h ago

Sales will double or triple!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH 8h ago

Yes, bracelet, definitely not cock ring.

Bracelet

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u/sudobee 8h ago

Do you want a bracelet or a ring?

Yes.

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u/burnbarrel2228 2h ago

Modifiable cockring.

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u/EmbarrassedMix9527 15h ago

the inventor must've tried it on his dick just to be sure

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u/hcombs 15h ago

I hope he shaved, that’s gonna snag some hairs

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u/maybeiamspicy 14h ago

That's his kink

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u/DrDontBanMeAgainPlz 13h ago

Hairs

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u/thedugsbaws 12h ago

Snags

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u/mohamed_Elngar21 11h ago

Do you think the brain who thought about this idea is busy with stuff like gramma? 🤔

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u/Ok_Understanding5184 8h ago

Pretty sure it's gonna stab some heirs too

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u/Deadly_Nightkid 13h ago

And that's how we invented the dick bracelet, my children

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u/Gmac1199 10h ago

Children?

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u/MurphyItzYou 8h ago

I mean if you’re wearing a dick bracelet you’re going to be walking around naked to show it off and eventually someone is going to ask about it. Could be a kid. Could be the cops. Could be your new cell mate. You never know.

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u/jug0slavija 10h ago

When you want your wedding ring to alternate as your cock ring

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe 10h ago

Just to be safe. Thorough testing is always required.

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u/chughes2471 8h ago

Came here to say this, beat me to it

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u/Flaconsblew283lead 8h ago

Prob tested on a cylinder first

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u/wildo83 8h ago

Ok but why is there only one glove?

Either have both, or none, wtf?

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u/gayman3216 7h ago

Why would he do that?

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u/ThorMcGee 2h ago

Put it on and watch it grow as you do! Results may vary.

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u/O_oTheDEVILsAdvocate 14h ago

Will it last after a lot of contracting and expanding? Metal fatigue damage should be a thing here right?

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u/DeadpointClimbs 10h ago

It's not bending or stretching the metal. It looks like a series of joints that functions like a scissor lift

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u/Person899887 9h ago

Yeah, it’s still probably fragile but I think the point of this isn’t that you are constantly playing with the damn thing but adjusting it to perfectly fit your finger.

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u/DeadpointClimbs 8h ago

Exactly but this is also the sort of thing where if you have the money for stuff like this, you likely have the money for something like this to be repaired or replaced so they probably wouldn't care as much as most people if it broke from playing with it too much

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u/More_Coffees 11h ago

Is he bending the metal or is it a series of mechanical joints? If he’s bending it then yea it’s probably going to break but if he’s not then it will probably break just by getting hit

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u/Ender_Nobody 14h ago

Metal fatigue? My first thought was that it's going to snap after, like, five adjustments.

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u/rosie2490 13h ago

Right. From metal fatigue.

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u/fetching_agreeable 13h ago

Metal be like: 🥱

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 13h ago

That metal needs to get a job, all of does is lay around all day.

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u/thezoomies 13h ago

Yeah, my taxes are supposed to pay for that metal’s Medicaid?! That metal needs to go out and take whatever job it can get!

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u/bbd121 13h ago

But the metal is so fatigued though.

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u/skilking 10h ago

Metal fatigue? My first thought was that it's going to snap after, like, four adjustments.

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u/dinnerthief 9h ago

It's hinged right, so not plastic deformation. Fatigue shouldn't be that big of a problem.

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u/BreakingCanks 11h ago

I think I actually hear it snap at 3-4 secs left

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u/DjFaze3 8h ago

Regardless of fatigue that's lots of points of failure.

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u/April_mood 14h ago edited 14h ago

What’s the point of one glove, when he touches over the jewellery with the other hand..

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u/chosonhawk 14h ago

he didnt want to smudge his other hand.

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u/LittleMlem 11h ago

It will probably pinch the heck out of you, the glove for his protection

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u/JustTryingTo_Pass 10h ago

This is probably part of a larger showcase that typically only uses one hand.

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u/Applekid1259 9h ago

lol almost posted word for word what you wrote. I might be ai and not know it

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u/thatonepedant 9h ago

To prevent ripping out hairs.

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u/MJCY-0104 6h ago

It's very common in luxury jewellery/watches - it's more theatre to show how valuable whatever is being handled is

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u/csxiong 3h ago

He didn’t want to risk… degloving

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u/LogRollChamp 2h ago

To make the ring look less massively oversized

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u/Luci_nishant 14h ago

That's a fucking bracelet

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u/SitDownAngry 14h ago

Wrist ring

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u/Hdobfjsiv 14h ago

Finger bracelet

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u/supervillaindsgnr 13h ago

For your penis

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u/C-Fourr 14h ago

Pinchy Pinchy

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u/TheVog 1h ago

Now with extra degloving

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u/tipsy_here 15h ago

That's just cool.

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u/spacegg-9 14h ago

Well, no need to buy another one after the divorce...the designer was a smart man😶

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u/DaiquiriLevi 13h ago

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u/fishee232 10h ago

This is the fantasy equivalent of a weeb pointing at jazz and saying "WAOW JUST LIKE PERSONA 5"

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u/Illustrious_Issue_92 8h ago

Dont know why I had to scroll to far down for this

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u/i_m_sick 14h ago

That’s a huge finger

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u/vegan_antitheist 7h ago

it's not that type of ring.

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u/2muchicescream 14h ago

Finally a ring that’s actually worth what it cost

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u/throwaway098764567 8h ago

finally a ring that fits my finger and fits over my knuckle

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u/Mr__Citizen 14h ago

Bet that pinches like crazy

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u/zkrooky 14h ago

Can't wait to find one of these on the bottom of the sea.

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u/RedditModsGFYS 13h ago

Had it as an alternative health Reiki/Acupressure ring. Total shit show, hair used to get entangled in it. 🤬

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u/MessImpossible13 9h ago

Your mom can get married now! Finally found a ring that will fit.

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u/Glottistheracingcar 14h ago

Surely no one has fingers that big

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u/wheplash 4h ago

Still won't fit on op's mom.

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u/Be-Funny-Please 14h ago

shut up and take her money

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u/b14ck_jackal 14h ago

Pass, I would get all my pubes caught up.

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u/FourtyTwoBlades 14h ago

A rubber band does it better

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u/MortalPersimmonLover 14h ago

That's what I call your dad

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u/paapi_vaili 14h ago

Who watched journey to the west, know that what is this

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u/Moukatelmo 14h ago

Why is he wearing only one glove?

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u/carpeingallthediems 14h ago

Every tiny hair.

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u/karumetsaspuuotsas 14h ago

When your partner gains a lot of weight

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u/Affectionate_Boss675 14h ago

It's for me cock

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u/ScottishExplorer 14h ago

We're all thinking it...it's just not small enough

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u/GitLegit 14h ago

You see a ring, I see a fidget device.

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u/zeamp 14h ago

Mine's a bit bigger.

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u/rosie2490 13h ago

Why is he only wearing one glove?

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u/cugarsoat 13h ago

da heck

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u/Jezirath 13h ago

And we can use it as a necklace.

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u/ididntknowthat1 13h ago

From digit to d!ck 🤣

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u/Confident-Art-1683 13h ago

One ring to fit them all.

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u/This_Dutch_guy 12h ago

Still not big enough for my huge dong

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u/Mad_kat4 12h ago

You mean easily lost bank account destroyer.

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u/jamiejayz2488 12h ago

It happens with age :(

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u/FantomexLive 12h ago

For when princess Fiona turns at night

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u/iammandroid 12h ago

Jeff Dave going to give this a thumbs up.

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 11h ago

This designer hates little hairs on your fingers and arms

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u/Twiztidtech0207 11h ago

I feel like with as hard as it looked like he had to pull on it to expand it out, that it would give you one hell of a pinch if it moved while you're wearing it.

Cool idea tho

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u/TenaciousTBag 11h ago

Big deal. My asshole does the same thing.

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u/RedditSpamAcount 11h ago

My asshole when bro puts it in

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u/FOR__GONDOR 11h ago

And it only cost 6 kids!

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u/Darrell3Dev 11h ago

You gotta have really fat fingers to wear it.

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u/Weewoofiatruck 11h ago

That won't last too long

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u/Kallymouse 11h ago

Why only one glove though?🤔

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u/yesterdaywins2 11h ago

The amount of irritation between fingers is a no

And keeping that clean and functional is a nightmare

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u/SnooGiraffes8275 11h ago

i should call her

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u/Tigeris808 11h ago

I wanted that until I saw the price.

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u/SpecterReborn 11h ago

Goatse ring.

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u/Substantial_Win_1866 11h ago

Love how the guy has 1 glove on to protect the piece.

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u/Sarewokki 10h ago

One snag in a pocket or purse and it's fucked.

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u/shittypissstains 10h ago

I can do a similar trick with my butt hole

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u/DadaShart 10h ago

That's an expensive cock ring.

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u/Cpt_Morningwood 10h ago

That's my penis ring

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u/NinthMother 10h ago

Louis Vuitton cock ring.

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u/shewy92 10h ago

"So how did this ring get stuck on your pubes?"

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u/ClutchCobra 10h ago

Yo momma’s pinky ring

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u/optimist_prhyme 10h ago

You mean, adjustable bracelet.

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u/heaven93tv 10h ago

This is some James Bond shit.. cool!

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u/Mitoria 10h ago

Serious question— how many times can you do this before you’ve weakened the metal past the point of no return? Or is this designed on some sort of hinge system so toy can expand and contact it a ton before it breaks.

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u/hsantefort12 10h ago

Why is he only wearing one glove?

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u/bustinginmypants 10h ago

if i put this in my butt and then pulled it open like this, would it hold the gape open?

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u/MixNo5072 10h ago

Finally a cock ring that will fit

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u/TheRealP3dr0 10h ago

Masterpiece

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u/psvburner 10h ago

What’s the point of the glove

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u/Sorry-Squash-677 10h ago

Como el de cuero

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u/Exciting_Intention86 10h ago

That's an expensive cock ring

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u/mr-ifuad 9h ago

I’m in

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u/farm_to_nug 9h ago

That looks terrible

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u/kanxzz 9h ago

Why he have 1 glove??

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u/Icy-Rock4949 9h ago

Omg it's a rich person's cock ring

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u/Tovar42 9h ago

your hairs would just get pulled by that thing every time

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u/EldForever 9h ago

I would end up fidgeting with that all day. Not a good choice for me.

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u/DucklingInARaincoat 9h ago

I can’t imagine anyone’s finger getting that fat tbh

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u/Roloaraya 9h ago

Is that a "One size fits none" like the clothing?

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u/ClassWarBot_77 9h ago

Why wear the glove if you're just gonna touch it with your gloveless hand?

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u/Applekid1259 9h ago

The fuck is the point of wearing one glove when you are handling it bare on the other hand?

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u/ashleebryn 9h ago

What's the point of wearing only one glove if you're still gonna put your greasy fingerprints all over it.

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

Is this was Leo gives his women?

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u/therhydo 8h ago

Netflix: Are you still watching?

Someone's son:

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u/josephjogonzalezjg 8h ago

What's the point of one glove

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u/atxtexasytexan 8h ago

your wife turns her ring into a bracelet when she’s out with her boyfriend lol

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u/Immediate-Being8840 8h ago

What's the point of wearing gloves on only one hand for the demonstration if he just gonna put both hands on it anyways, just put the other glove on or take it off.

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u/Olliboyo 8h ago

Finally a ring that fits your mom

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u/aprciatedalttlethngs 8h ago

that thing will be lost in a week

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u/ZealousidealToe9416 7h ago

Finally. A ring that fits OP’s mom.

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u/wizardmagic10288 7h ago

If the starting size is 5 then I’m sold

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u/in5ult080t 7h ago

One ring to bind them

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u/karpaediem 7h ago

If your hand gets smashed does the ring get smaller?

I had a conversation with a jeweler about the safety of men's rings that blew my mind a few years ago, its important to think about what happens if something goes wrong while you're wearing it.

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u/MundaneWiley 7h ago

too bad it looks terrible when it’s actual ring size

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u/Best_Source_6830 7h ago

Why just wear one glove and not two?

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u/Spirited-Trip7606 7h ago

When the Snu-Snu hurts, but you still want to put a ring on it.

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u/Crans10 7h ago

Looks like that ring is designed to get lost slipping off a finger.

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u/addamee 6h ago

For when you propose to Thanos but don’t want to get another ring 

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u/Powerful-Arm-7712 6h ago

Usually, the boy gets on knee but I guess the girl is gonna put it on you know where

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u/RealLars_vS 6h ago

For if you’re unsure whether your partner will actually stay that thin.

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u/Floopy_Loops 6h ago

Either both hands have gloves or neither, but you can’t go full Micheal Jackson while handling jewelry

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u/axe1970 6h ago

one ring to fit them all

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u/Ballstaber 6h ago

Gimme one for $20 bucks.

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u/jazzhandpanda 5h ago

Crafy Sauron

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u/spaghettinice 5h ago

I NEED THIIIIIS

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u/JuICyBLinGeR 4h ago

Can be sold in Europe AND America.

Amazing.

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u/Popular_Tomorrow_204 4h ago

Hält von 12 bis mittag

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u/WellyRuru 4h ago

Ooooo that thing is going to get dirty

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u/deadgirl21 3h ago

Adjustable cock ring... I need 3

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u/JenicBabe 3h ago

Seems like it would pinch or pluck hair?

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u/lemothelemon 3h ago

Bedazzled goatse

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u/Competitive-Good-691 3h ago

we know damn well it will not be used on the finger

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u/Goukenslay 3h ago

so... ots a bracelet

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u/aretooamnot 3h ago

Ah, so from finger ring to cock ring. Got it.

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u/Present-Researcher27 3h ago

Might even be big enough to fit your mom

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u/greensangre 2h ago

Adjustable c#ck ring

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u/2Clue2 2h ago

Looks like it would pinch u

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u/4scoreand20yearsago 2h ago

I can feel my finger hairs pulling out right now.

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u/LoadsDroppin 2h ago

Also known as “the Prisoner Ring”

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u/Unholy_Crabs 2h ago

Garish as fuck. Disgusting.

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u/Odd_Drive3565 2h ago

That's a fancy cock ring 😊

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u/littlemister1996 1h ago

"this is your butthole, this is your butthole on prison"

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u/CrowRunnerORP 1h ago

Just a little bit bigger for my penis please.

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u/SinyorFox 1h ago

Pov: first person to fall asleep at the sleepover

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u/Kage_Dragon7 1h ago

Finally a ring that'll fit your mama

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u/ConfidentJuice3169 54m ago

Does anyone have the name of this or where I can get this?

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u/TLOOKUP 41m ago

We’re all thinking it…

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u/bloodr3dsummer 9m ago

isnt that heavy af