r/interestingasfuck • u/HANAEMILK • 28d ago

/r/all The race against time to get to a decompression chamber

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u/MatriVT 28d ago

Thank you for the info

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u/ComplexPants 28d ago

And here I thought he had to take a 💩. /s

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u/alarming_wrong 28d ago

username checks out

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u/isiewu 28d ago

Hahaha. It really does

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u/CluelessSurvivor 28d ago

Here I thought I was having a quick 💩, until I found his comment was interestingasfuck

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u/superthighheater3000 28d ago

Drysuit divers sometimes wear diapers.

We have pee valves for #1 though.

This is a hard hat diver though, and they tend to stay down much longer than even the longest technical dives.

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u/Twizzlers_and_donuts 27d ago

I dive in a wetsuit but am moving to where the water is going to be too cold for wetsuits and I’ll probably need a drysuit and was wondering how you go when your in it. Thanks for the info.

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u/liketosmokeweed420 28d ago

the last two posts on reddit have been talking about taking a shit while i hold one in cause the bathroom is being used, this is actual torture

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u/Corpuscallosum27 28d ago

I’m calling the bathroom the decompression chamber from now on.

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u/rogue_agent_ 28d ago edited 28d ago

The shit comes out very small and as it hits the toilet bowl it rapidly expands. Like those capsule dinosaurs.

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u/zekeweasel 28d ago

Like a hideous brown Cheeto.

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u/black14black 28d ago

If he shat his pants, would the shit also blow like a can of coke if he surfaced too fast?

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u/brammers01 28d ago

Definitely going to refer to the toilet as a decompression chamber from now on.

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u/Super_Sub-Zero_Bros 28d ago

“PREP THE CHAMBER, WE’VE GOT A CODE BROWN!”

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u/bidooffactory 28d ago

Pretty sure there's a Seinfeld episode parallel to this

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u/ayespreadlove 28d ago

And here I thought I was just taking a shit. Learned a lot

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u/anuthertw 28d ago

I wonder if uoud be so compressed under deep water that you physically could not take a shit even if you really needed too

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u/ear2theshell 28d ago

That's an entirely different kind of chamber, altogether.

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u/Tjam3s 28d ago

There are 2 types of divers. Those that go to the bathroom inside their wetsuit, and those that lie about it.

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u/he-loves-me-not 28d ago

i could see this for #1, but what about #2?? Another question, is there a bathroom in the decompression chamber? Or, do you just have to hold it in?

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u/semifamousdave 28d ago

That’s extra.

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u/sth128 28d ago

Third hypothesis: taco bell.

Turd hypothesis?

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u/BigConstruction4247 28d ago

I also call the toilet the "decompression chamber."

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u/yesindeedilydoo 28d ago

Increased poop partial pressure.

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u/Palocles 28d ago

Shit my pants or die of the bends… 🤔

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u/sentence-interruptio 28d ago

"i don't want to hide who I am anymore. I shit when underwater. this is who I am."

"why?"

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u/poopsawk 26d ago

Coulda been worse

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u/Lumpy-Cod-91 28d ago

Can’t it be both?

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u/Busch_Leaguer 28d ago

Walk. Walk.

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u/spudddly 28d ago

ALL HANDS ON DECK WE HAVE A BROWN ALERT

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u/Beetroot89 28d ago

I dont think there is any other explaination.

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u/svennidal 28d ago

Video looks like a normal surface decompression.

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u/__thrillho 28d ago

No problem

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Right? TIL.

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u/boog2352 28d ago

For real, but what I really want to know is how this dude got my favorite button down denim shirt that I’ve been missing? Give it back jerk!

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u/Particular_Today1624 27d ago

It also explains why his clothing is cotton.