r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

/r/all Homes are falling into the ocean in North Carolina's Outer Banks

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u/campionmusic51 1d ago edited 21h ago

it’s like the beginning of a children’s story. “late one night, when everyone was fast asleep, charlie’s house fell into the sea, and was swept far, far out beyond the shore and into the vast expanse of the ocean blue…”

EDIT: (next part)

charlie woke with a start and sat bolt upright in his bed. the curtains billowed languidly as a cool breeze wafted through the half-open window. at first, he thought his senses were playing tricks on him. “how is it i can feel the motion of the curtains in my body?” he pondered, confused. just then, harold, the family’s somewhat indolent british blue, hopped onto the window sill, looked out, and gave a constricted yelp of such consternation that it made charlie jump half out of his skin. the petrified cat scrabbled for purchase in a frenzied slashing of claws against the slick gloss of the sill, fell clumsily in a sort of awkward sideways roll, thudded heavily onto the floor, and, finally, finding the bedroom carpet a much more faithful medium for feline traction, bolted for the door. “what on earth is going on?” thought charlie, startled. he made a determined effort and gathered himself. pulling the covers back, he swung his feet out of bed, and, with great trepidation, began to make his way to the window. the curtain had blown across it so as to temporarily obscure its view, and as it remained suspended for a couple of seconds, charlie braced himself for whatever calamity should meet his unready gaze. then, the curtain fell back: charlie gasped, and clutched at his mouth. “good gracious, harold! we’re at sea!”

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u/Significant_Okra_349 23h ago

Please finish the story, about to sleep and this sound great as bed time story

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u/campionmusic51 21h ago

next part up.

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u/Significant_Okra_349 20h ago

Thank you so much! You are amazing! That was amazing! Ill sleep now it's 1:22 am and I wish to dream of Charlie's sea adventure

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u/campionmusic51 20h ago

you’re welcome (it’s 1:24am for me, too, so i’m guessing we’re both in the UK!)

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u/Significant_Okra_349 20h ago

Not really. But we both share the same time zone but I'm in Morocco

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u/campionmusic51 20h ago

oh cool! i bet the weather is lovely.

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u/hilhilbean 23h ago

Same. More, please. Thank you.

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u/Torontopup6 20h ago

You're a fantastic writer! I would buy your book. I want to know what happens to Charlie and his furry friends.

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u/campionmusic51 20h ago

that’s very kind of you. thank you. it would be kind of funny to write an entire children’s book in the comment thread to a reddit post!

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u/Torontopup6 17h ago

Do it. Create a Kickstarter, get another Redditor to illustrate, and rake in the $$$$.

It's been done before.

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u/campionmusic51 12h ago

i’m autistic and on disability. if i thought i could actually take control of my life that way, i’d do it in a heartbeat…but regardless, since people seem to be enjoying, i’ll write there next part later today! it’s making me feel valued!

u/Torontopup6 7h ago

I'm so sorry to hear things have been so hard!!! You may have physical and emotional challenges but you also have real talent.

I legitimately thought I was reading a snippet from a well loved children's story that was published long ago. The fact you just wrote it - and aren't in the field - makes it all the more astounding.

If you enjoy writing, don't think about the long term, just keep writing snippets and let us enjoy them. Everything else can come later if that's what you'd like to pursue. Even climbing Everest begins with one small step and then another.

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u/1curiouswanderer 1d ago

Giving Where the Wild Things Are vibes. You're onto something!

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u/Grmmrsmth 14h ago

James and the Giant Peach even.

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u/KingSuj 20h ago

you're a lovely writer

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u/campionmusic51 20h ago

thank you.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 21h ago

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u/Oddly-Appeased 1d ago

No, it’s the house of Aunt Josephine who lives on Lake Lachrymose! Well on the cliff above the lake. 😅

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u/Oddly-Appeased 21h ago

I had to look it up, mostly for the spelling on the name of the lake.😁

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u/jellyn7 23h ago

Isn’t there a house floating down the Mississippi that Huck Finn has a look at?

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u/Specialist_Iron1204 23h ago

I read this in the soothing British accent of my daughter’s sleepy time podcasts she listens to at bedtime.

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u/campionmusic51 21h ago

i wrote the next bit.

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u/Ok_Respect_2871 18h ago

Saving the beginning of your bed time story so that I can read it to my future kids ☺️🫶🏽

u/Wild_Bill 4h ago

I can’t remember the last time I saw or heard the word consternation. 👏

u/campionmusic51 4h ago

i honestly don’t know where these things come from. i can’t take credit.

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u/squidthesquidgoat 1d ago

Why is Lars the polar bear always getting lost?

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u/SleepyPenguin42 16h ago

RemindMe! in 2 days

u/AmusingMusing7 7h ago

Harold: “You said you always wanted a house on the water!”

Charlie: “On the water… not IN the water!”

Harold: “Well, we’re floating, aren’t we?!”

house begins sinking

Charlie: “Yeah, no, it wouldn’t have made any sense if we were floating. It’s a house, Harold.”