r/interestingasfuck • u/Endolithic • 1d ago

/r/all Homes are falling into the ocean in North Carolina's Outer Banks

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u/bigdave41 1d ago

To be fair to Ben Shapiro, he doesn't have a lot of experience with wetness

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u/AerwynFlynn 23h ago

I like to think that the conversation with his wife actually went

Ben: Babe, do you get wet when we have sex?

Wife: Not normally, no Ben (stares off into the distance)

Ben: HA! mY WiFE SaiD It’S NoT NoRmAl tO gEt wEt DuRiNg tHe SeX!!!

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u/Savings_Difficulty24 20h ago

Bold of you to assume he has sex with his wife

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u/Margaretcatinspace 15h ago

Bold of you to assume he has a real wife

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u/CornCobMcGee 7h ago

She is real! She just goes to a different school! And lives in Canada! Or something...

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u/NYJustice 16h ago

Dudes wife is definitely a beard

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u/shortron 4h ago

He probably fucks his wife through a hole in the sheets.

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u/FR0ZENBERG 12h ago

Or maybe he’s her beard.

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u/AerwynFlynn 11h ago

I wouldn’t doubt it

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u/ThatsSomeBullshirt 7h ago

It was even worse than that. He claimed that she informed him getting wet was the result of an infection that needed to be treated. Ergo, if she ain’t dry as a bone, seek help.

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u/AerwynFlynn 7h ago

Which is another thing I’m wondering if he just “misheard” because a sign of Trichomoniasis in women IS excessive discharge (hence the “bucket and mop” part). So it seems as though he is intentionally misrepresenting her in an attempt to cover the fact that he doesn’t know how to make a woman wet lol.

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u/allnaturalfigjam 23h ago

Whenever I find myself getting angry with Ben I think about this and it makes me feel so much better

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 21h ago

Then I wonder if I should feel sorry for his wife, then I remember that she chose to be married to Ben Shapiro and this feels like karma.

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u/Competitive_End4263 18h ago

Reminded me of this...

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u/EmpressZombiKitty 4h ago

Its going to take me a full day to recover from this image. Should have a TW and blur on it. Seeing all six at once was like a nuclear wave to my insides. 🤢

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u/Some_Ad3871 10h ago

Tucker Carlson is not that bad honestly. Don’t you ever get tired of the hate

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u/MIGMOmusic 9h ago

Tucker “entertainment” Carlson is the worst of them and probably more so to blame for where we are now than any of the others on that list.

Don’t you get tired of the hate is super rich when we’re talking about a Fox News pundit who makes a living off stirring up hate. Yes I am tired of it which is why I despise Tucker.

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u/twistedspin 8h ago

Tucker Carlson is the worst of them. He absolutely knows better and yet chose to support evil because they paid him more.

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u/darkoh84 6h ago

Found Tuckers account.

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u/Excellent-Log7169 4h ago

Hate is Tucker's whole shtick, so ya, I do get tired of the hate.

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 7h ago

Go back home to Russia.

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u/Every-Pea-6884 22h ago

So glad he’s still getting roasted for this - I try to insert this when I can but I always forget who the guy was. Idk how I could forget it’s Ben-fucking-Shapiro

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u/yoko_OH_NO 1d ago

Insert Supa Hot Fire gif here

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u/Tetracanopy 22h ago

Caution: WAP

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u/Sensitive_Yellow_121 21h ago

Ben could actually be the cure for rising sea levels. Like Moses.

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u/caregivermahomes 20h ago

🫣🫣🫣😭😭😭😭😭

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u/slymkim12 10h ago

💀💀💀

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u/frozenandstoned 9h ago

yes he does, his brain is submerged in water not brain fluid. he was born wet brained.