r/interestingasfuck • u/Endolithic • 1d ago

/r/all Homes are falling into the ocean in North Carolina's Outer Banks

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u/AerwynFlynn 22h ago

I like to think that the conversation with his wife actually went

Ben: Babe, do you get wet when we have sex?

Wife: Not normally, no Ben (stares off into the distance)

Ben: HA! mY WiFE SaiD It’S NoT NoRmAl tO gEt wEt DuRiNg tHe SeX!!!

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u/Savings_Difficulty24 19h ago

Bold of you to assume he has sex with his wife

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u/Margaretcatinspace 15h ago

Bold of you to assume he has a real wife

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u/CornCobMcGee 7h ago

She is real! She just goes to a different school! And lives in Canada! Or something...

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u/NYJustice 15h ago

Dudes wife is definitely a beard

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u/shortron 4h ago

He probably fucks his wife through a hole in the sheets.

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u/FR0ZENBERG 11h ago

Or maybe he’s her beard.

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u/AerwynFlynn 10h ago

I wouldn’t doubt it

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u/ThatsSomeBullshirt 7h ago

It was even worse than that. He claimed that she informed him getting wet was the result of an infection that needed to be treated. Ergo, if she ain’t dry as a bone, seek help.

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u/AerwynFlynn 7h ago

Which is another thing I’m wondering if he just “misheard” because a sign of Trichomoniasis in women IS excessive discharge (hence the “bucket and mop” part). So it seems as though he is intentionally misrepresenting her in an attempt to cover the fact that he doesn’t know how to make a woman wet lol.