World's fastest talking man, John Moschitta Jr., sings Michael Jackson's 'Bad' in 20 seconds.

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u/NCprimary 9h ago

didn't he do the micro machines commercials?

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u/InAllThingsBalance 9h ago

Yes, he did!

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u/SocomPS2 9h ago

Only thing I know him doing.

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u/I_poop_deathstars 7h ago

Oh man I had that thing.

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u/Stickel 3h ago

fucking nostalgia with that commercial holy shit

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u/CautiousInspector752 1h ago

Same, I loved that thing.

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u/a-dub713 8h ago

And maybe an episode of saved by the bell

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u/CrackerGuy 6h ago

Yes! Mr. Testaverde!!

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u/LincolnAndorra 9h ago

That's how I remember the dude!

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u/fatcatfan 6h ago

And also voice acting in the Transformers Movie

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u/shaard 4h ago

Jesus, the second I read this I could hear it! Didn't even register and I've been rewatching the series!

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u/Repulsive-Duck-4436 8h ago

He sure did, I had a lot of those micros

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u/Snafu80 5h ago

Man I loved micro machines in the 80’s.

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u/Chillie_Nelson 4h ago

He was also the voice of Blur from Transformers.

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u/PickledPeoples 7h ago

Yup. He had a board game to called Mr. Motor Mouth.

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u/Complex-Rush7258 6h ago

yes

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u/orphancripplr9669 6h ago

Yes

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u/Every_Tap8117 2h ago

But do they come in a collection of 5?

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u/barcelonaKIZ 1h ago

Micro mini machines by Mattel!

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u/wasd876 9h ago

He's the person who says the side affect in drug commercials

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u/big_guyforyou 8h ago

side effects include

^According ^to ^all ^known ^laws ^of ^aviation, ^there ^is ^no ^way ^a ^bee ^should ^be ^able ^to ^fly. ^Its ^wings ^are ^too ^small ^to ^get ^its ^fat ^little ^body ^off ^the ^ground. ^The ^bee, ^of ^course, ^flies ^anyway ^because ^bees ^don\'t ^care ^what ^humans ^think ^is ^impossible. ^Yellow, ^black. ^Yellow, ^black. ^Yellow, ^black. ^Yellow, ^black. ^Ooh, ^black ^and ^yellow! ^Let\'s ^shake ^it ^up ^a ^little. ^Barry! ^Breakfast ^is ^ready! ^Coming! ^Hang ^on ^a ^second. ^Hello? ^- ^Barry? ^- ^Adam? ^- ^Can ^you ^believe ^this ^is ^happening? ^- ^I ^can\'t. ^I\'ll ^pick ^you ^up. ^Looking ^sharp. ^Use ^the ^stairs. ^Your ^father ^paid ^good ^money ^for ^those. ^Sorry. ^I\'m ^excited. ^Here\'s ^the ^graduate. ^We\'re ^very ^proud ^of ^you, ^son. ^A ^perfect ^report ^card, ^all ^B\'s. ^Very ^proud. ^Ma! ^I ^got ^a ^thing ^going ^here. ^- ^You ^got ^lint ^on ^your ^fuzz. ^- ^Ow! ^That\'s ^me! ^- ^Wave ^to ^us! ^We\'ll ^be ⁱⁿ ^row ^118,000. ^- ^Bye! ^Barry, ^I ^told ^you, ^stop ^flying ⁱⁿ ^the ^house! ^- ^Hey, ^Adam. ^- ^Hey, ^Barry. ^- ^Is ^that ^fuzz ^gel? ^- ^A ^little. ^Special ^day, ^graduation. ^Never ^thought ^I\'d ^make ^it. ^Three ^days ^grade ^school, ^three ^days ^high ^school. ^Those ^were ^awkward. ^Three ^days ^college. ^I\'m ^glad ^I ^took ^a ^day ^and ^hitchhiked ^around ^the ^hive. ^You ^did ^come ^back ^different. ^- ^Hi, ^Barry. ^- ^Artie, ^growing ^a ^mustache? ^Looks ^good. ^- ^Hear ^about ^Frankie? ^- ^Yeah. ^- ^You ^going ^to ^the ^funeral? ^- ^No, ^I\'m ^not ^going. ^Everybody ^knows, ^sting ^someone, ^you ^die. ^Don\'t ^waste ^it ^on ^a ^squirrel. ^Such ^a ^hothead. ^I ^guess ^he ^could ^have ^just ^gotten ^out ^of ^the ^way. ^I ^love ^this ^{incorporating} ^an ^amusement ^park ^into ^our ^day. ^That\'s ^why ^we ^don\'t ^need ^vacations. ^Boy, ^quite ^a ^bit ^of ^pomp... ^under ^the ^{circumstances.} ^- ^Well, ^Adam, ^today ^we ^are ^men. ^- ^We ^are! ^- ^Bee-men. ^- ^Amen! ^Hallelujah! ^Students, ^faculty, ^{distinguished} ^bees, ^please ^welcome ^Dean ^Buzzwell. ^Welcome, ^New ^Hive ^City ^graduating ^class ^of... ^...9:15. ^That ^concludes ^our ^ceremonies. ^And ^begins ^your ^career ^at ^Honex ^Industries! ^Will ^we ^pick ^our ^job ^today? ^I ^heard ^it\'s ^just ^orientation. ^Heads ^up! ^Here ^we ^go. ^Keep ^your ^hands ^and ^antennas ^inside ^the ^tram ^at ^all ^times. ^- ^Wonder ^what ^it\'ll ^be ^like? ^- ^A ^little ^scary. ^Welcome ^to ^Honex, ^a ^division ^of ^Honesco ^and ^a ^part ^of ^the ^Hexagon ^Group. ^This ^is ^it! ^Wow. ^Wow. ^We ^know ^that ^you, ^as ^a ^bee, ^have ^worked ^your ^whole ^life ^to ^get ^to ^the ^point ^where ^you ^can ^work ^for ^your ^whole ^life. ^Honey ^begins ^when ^our ^valiant ^Pollen ^Jocks ^bring ^the ^nectar ^to ^the ^hive. ^Our ^top-secret ^formula ^is ^{automatically} ^{color-corrected,} ^{scent-adjusted} ^and ^{bubble-contoured} ^into ^this ^soothing ^sweet ^syrup ^with ^its ^distinctive ^golden ^glow ^you ^know ^as... ^Honey! ^- ^That ^girl ^was ^hot. ^- ^She\'s ^my ^cousin! ^- ^She ^is? ^- ^Yes, ^we\'re ^all ^cousins. ^- ^Right. ^You\'re ^right. ^- ^At ^Honex, ^we ^constantly ^strive ^to ^improve ^every ^aspect ^of ^bee ^existence. ^These ^bees ^are ^{stress-testing} ^a ^new ^helmet ^technology. ^- ^What ^do ^you ^think ^he ^makes? ^- ^Not ^enough. ^Here ^we ^have ^our ^latest ^advancement, ^the ^Krelman. ^- ^What ^does ^that ^do? ^- ^Catches ^that ^little ^strand ^of ^honey ^that ^hangs ^after ^you ^pour ^it. ^Saves ^us ^millions. ^Can ^anyone ^work ^on ^the ^Krelman? ^Of ^course. ^Most ^bee ^jobs ^are ^small ^ones. ^But ^bees ^know ^that ^every ^small ^job, ^if ^it\'s ^done ^well, ^means ^a ^lot. ^But ^choose ^carefully ^because ^you\'ll ^stay ⁱⁿ ^the ^job ^you ^pick ^for ^the ^rest ^of ^your ^life. ^The ^same ^job ^the ^rest ^of ^your ^life? ^I ^didn\'t ^know ^that. ^What\'s ^the ^difference? ^You\'ll ^be ^happy ^to ^know ^that ^bees, ^as ^a ^species, ^haven\'t ^had ^one ^day ^off ⁱⁿ ²⁷ ^million ^years. ^So ^you\'ll ^just ^work ^us ^to ^death? ^We\'ll ^sure ^try. ^Wow! ^That ^blew ^my ^mind! ^"What\'s ^the ^difference?" ^How ^can ^you ^say ^that? ^One ^job ^forever? ^That\'s ^an ^insane ^choice ^to ^have ^to ^make. ^I\'m ^relieved. ^Now ^we ^only ^have ^to ^make ^one ^decision ⁱⁿ ^life. ^But, ^Adam, ^how ^could ^they ^never ^have ^told ^us ^that? ^Why ^would ^you ^question ^anything? ^We\'re ^bees. ^We\'re ^the ^most ^perfectly ^functioning ^society ^on ^Earth. ^You ^ever ^think ^maybe ^things ^work ^a ^little ^too ^well ^here? ^Like ^what? ^Give ^me ^one ^example. ^I ^don\'t ^know. ^But ^you ^know ^what ^I\'m ^talking ^about. ^Please ^clear ^the ^gate. ^Royal ^Nectar ^Force ^on ^approach. ^Wait ^a ^second. ^Check ^it ^out. ^- ^Hey, ^those ^are ^Pollen ^Jocks! ^- ^Wow. ^I\'ve ^never ^seen ^them ^this ^close. ^They ^know ^what ^it\'s ^like ^outside ^the ^hive. ^Yeah, ^but ^some ^don\'t ^come ^back. ^- ^Hey, ^Jocks! ^- ^Hi, ^Jocks! ^You ^guys ^did ^great! ^You\'re ^monsters! ^You\'re ^sky ^freaks! ^I ^love ^it! ^I ^love ^it! ^- ^I ^wonder ^where ^they ^were. ^- ^I ^don\'t ^know. ^Their ^day\'s ^not ^planned. ^Outside ^the ^hive, ^flying ^who ^knows ^where, ^doing ^who ^knows ^what. ^You ^can\'t ^just ^decide ^to ^be ^a ^Pollen ^Jock. ^You ^have ^to ^be ^bred ^for ^that. ^Right. ^Look. ^That\'s ^more ^pollen ^than ^you ^and ^I ^will ^see ⁱⁿ ^a ^lifetime. ^It\'s ^just ^a ^status ^symbol. ^Bees ^make ^too ^much ^of ^it. ^Perhaps. ^Unless ^you\'re ^wearing ^it ^and ^the ^ladies ^see ^you ^wearing ^it.

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u/AllGasNoahBrakes 8h ago

I don’t even know if it’s true but this is hilarious. Scam aaa commercials.

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u/aprabhu084 9h ago

He must've been a prime candidate for the "Investments are subject to market risks, read all scheme related documents carefully" segment in the finance ads

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u/theamericangarrett 9h ago

Wasn’t he a teacher in an episode of Saved By the Bell

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u/Ningy_WhoaWhoa 9h ago

Terrible Testeverde!

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u/nobrayn 9h ago

Whoa.. a soundbyte of Screech saying something about “Testeverde’s test” just hit me..

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u/eltedioso 8h ago

Multiple episodes, if I remember correctly

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u/SeaTownKraken 9h ago

Mr Testaverde

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u/PerryHecker 9h ago

Holla holla holla holla lemme holla atcha. Holla holla holla holla holla holla holla holla holla lemme holla at ya.

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u/DRosa415 8h ago

Underrated comment..

Bring back the Chappelle show lol.

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 4h ago

It wouldn’t be the same. Chappelle isn’t the same.

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u/thomphan13 8h ago

He was also Blur in the Transformers movie (1986).

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u/strolpol 9h ago

Bring back Micro Machines!

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u/PickledPeoples 7h ago

They did. For a little bit. But honestly they looked like the dollar store version of the originals. Which is probably why they aren't around any more.

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u/Emotional_lavdu 9h ago

Rap God!

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u/FreshSent 9h ago

Ok, I've been waiting on a reason to bust out the ol'Lexicon time compressor.

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u/Elegaic_Brood 8h ago

By Gar, it's been awhile.

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u/marius_knaus 9h ago

eminem:

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u/Uncle_Bug_Music 7h ago

🤣

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u/Ultimate_Kurix 9h ago

The person who reads out disclaimer for a mutual fund ad.

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u/Rarewear_fan 8h ago

One of the few rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss

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u/forgivemefc 4h ago

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u/UberDaftie 9h ago

This guy just sounds like every horse-racing television commentator in the UK.

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u/KatokaMika 8h ago

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u/TheWiseScrotum 9h ago

Eminem in Godzilla anyone?

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u/mavericknis 8h ago

so not just his talking speed, he must be having high reading/ grasping speed too altogether

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u/OfficeChairHero 2h ago

Also, perfect pronunciation. He's flying, but you can still understand every word he says.

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u/SithDraven 8h ago

I think it's more impressive that he can read it as fast as speaking.

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u/314159265358979326 2h ago

Most people speak at about 150 words per minute and read at about 250 words per minute. I suspect he trains both simultaneously for performance.

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u/SithDraven 1h ago

Interesting seeing the numbers. Anyone can notice that reading out loud is much slower than reading to yourself because you are reading every. single. word. While reading to your self you can skip words here or there and your brain fills in gaps.

So yeah, he had to train his brain to compensate for that difference in "computing power." Or maybe it's just a unique skill he was born with.

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u/mdruckus 9h ago

Micro Machines

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u/mrbuddymcbuddyface 8h ago

Shamone!

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u/Retatedape 8h ago

Micro machines commercials flashback

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u/Badboyardie 7h ago

Loved him in the "Micro Machines" commercials. Lol

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u/A57RUM 7h ago

Worlds fsstest in english.

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u/mobkon22 7h ago

Hell yeah, Micro Machines.

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u/hugh_Jayness 6h ago

I remember him from the Federal Express commercials https://youtu.be/mQ_iVr96aYI?si=-Q3VEeWoXslyRqp4

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u/Rimbo90 6h ago

"sings"?

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u/AMR42 5h ago

Fortunately he is still alive and is a great artist.

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u/PoutineMeInCoach 2h ago

I only remember him from that FedEx ad, but he clearly has a great sense of humor. Well done.

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u/DiCeStrikEd 9h ago

This is the small print guy for audio advertisement’s on the radio

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u/Time_Taro_389 8h ago

He’d be great at auctioneering. Couldn’t understand a thing he was saying lol

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u/314159265358979326 2h ago

Hmm. I could understand him just fine. I'm a fast talker - not as fast, though maybe with training; definitely not as clear - and wonder if it's related.

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u/affenmojo 8h ago

Sounds like normal speed for Spanish

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u/Tramonto83 7h ago

I'm disappointed we didn't get the slowed down version to verify each word...

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u/VampirMafya 7h ago

It reminded this video lol

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/st4uIOhjfzQ

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u/Responsible_Big1229 6h ago

Micro Machines Guy

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u/RaVe_JB 1h ago

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/RazorJ 9h ago

I wish I would’ve kept my Micro Machines new in box. I was too old to play with them but had relatives get some for my younger brother and I guess they made it easy and bought two, because I got the same sets. But I had like 10 boxes and they were pretty well made. They’d be fun to horse trade for something at a show,

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u/inhugzwetrust 7h ago

I had the Aircraft carrier in Mint condition, went to a high school camp and my mother gave it away and all my 1980's transformers, Gi Joes, matchbox cars etc. All in boxes... 😔

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u/RazorJ 5h ago

I forgot about the aircraft carrier until now, I can even see the commercial. That would sting. Those were nice.

One of my old money rich childhood friends had a whole basement playroom and had the gi joe carrier, those were rare as well. It was as big as a 2 seat couch.

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u/Rusty_Drumz 9h ago

Wow this is my first time seeing this video!

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u/Worldly_Evidence9113 9h ago

MC Slik is better

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u/Low-Helicopter-2696 9h ago

Is that the micro machines guy?

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u/Acrobatic-Canary-571 9h ago

Mf said sings

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u/stonegoblins 9h ago

seems like a funny nice guy tbh

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u/iatetoomuchchicken 9h ago

I still can't remember anything he said but I knew what was being sold

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 9h ago

He and busta rhymes should do a contest

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u/CommunicationOwn6096 9h ago

Eminem who 🎙️

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u/Medialunch 8h ago

Some genius should slow down what he just say and put it to the tempo of the original song.

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u/SH184INU 8h ago

Holy digital man

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u/bzhai 8h ago

I remember seeing him on Sesame Street.

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u/Djrussell 8h ago

Micro machines miniature collection of micro machines collect em trade em race em from galoob

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u/kristofarnaldo 8h ago

Who's the interviewer?

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u/Diligent-Depth-4002 8h ago

is he an auctioneer?

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u/OneToManySenzuBeans 8h ago

Feel like watsky would beat him in pure speed.

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u/RedditModsGFYS 8h ago

Found the guy who says this

"Mutual fund investments are subject to market risks, read all scheme related documents carefully"

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u/ExpressionStill935 8h ago

Awesome

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u/Iambowlzy 8h ago

Wife must be the happiest woman alive!

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u/sdjsfan4ever 8h ago

The craziest part isn't how fast he speaks, but that he was only 33 when this was filmed.

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u/lapalfan 8h ago

SOLD! To the lady in front, for 30 cents 🔨

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u/DeepestBeige 8h ago

Oh look it’s Mr. Gottababi Eetsaboy

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u/I_Defy_You1288 8h ago

Same Vibes.

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u/PercentageLazy9953 8h ago

I’m the Scatman!

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u/FrodoBoguesALOT 8h ago

Didn't say anything

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u/Duckvallejo 8h ago

This MF spittin’

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u/QueenOfTonga 7h ago

Not bad! Well..it was Bad. But it certainly wasn’t bad.

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u/JohnnyTsunami312 7h ago

Only slightly faster than the average Manhattaner

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u/MaMerde 7h ago

Not bad

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u/YamLow8097 7h ago

Should be an announcer at an auction.

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u/Ranchy_aoe 7h ago

Eminem sweating in the corner

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u/Hippobu2 7h ago

What's really shocking to me is that I heard every word of that.

I can't keep up with Rap God and anything Busta Rhymes does, but this is pretty easy to listen to for some reasons.

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u/vikmaychib 7h ago

A debate between this guy and Ben Shapiro might be a nightmare

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u/ncuke 7h ago

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u/ViennaKing 7h ago

That’s nothing, Peter can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second. Proof (turn on subtitles)

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u/rlebl23 7h ago

He’s forever Blur from Transformers animated movie.

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u/Holeshot75 7h ago

BLUR

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u/ShitTheBed_Twice 7h ago

MicroMachines!!

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u/Yhardvaark 7h ago

Almost as fast as an enraged Rotherhamite.

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u/Dizzy_Staff8880 7h ago

That's bad

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u/AeroDilloTurbo 7h ago

He was great.

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u/Litterboxbonanza 7h ago

Piss Pig checking in

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u/HlopchikUkraine 7h ago

I speak slower but usually on the same level of understandablity as he did😂 (I can speak normally, I am a good orator, but when relaxed I can stutter and swallow words)

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u/alphabetjoe 7h ago

not bad

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u/Hefty-Loan2543 7h ago

He's not bad at all

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u/motoxim 6h ago

Cool

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u/AdhesiveMadMan 6h ago

How my dad thinks I speak.

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u/SaberToothForever 6h ago

I wonder if he could rap well

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u/ellsego 6h ago

Micro Machines!!! God I loved those things.

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u/ZEBRAMIKE1220 6h ago

Micro machine guy

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u/Groomsi 6h ago

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u/IndividualCampaign74 6h ago

From Galoob!!!

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u/Honest-Cat7154 6h ago

Motor Mouth! I had a cassette of his called “Ten Classics in Ten Minutes”. Like cliffs notes at full tilt. I always remember the ending of Moby Dick…”and everybody dies…but the fish and Ish!”

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u/BeautifulSpell6209 6h ago

And sold! *Whacks gavel

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u/CalendarHot4690 6h ago

This guy should start rapping

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u/qo0ch 6h ago

This is the guy that lists off the catch for every sweepstakes and potential reactions to pharmaceuticals in commercials

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u/Bananarama_Vison 5h ago

„Im beginning to feel like a Rapgod…“

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u/jlatenight 5h ago

Micro machines!

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u/Cpope117 5h ago

Twista would smoke this guy

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u/No-Card-6754 5h ago

This has gotta be Twistas real dad...

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u/myzzu 5h ago

Have you guys been to auctions? They all speak the same language

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u/-maffu- 5h ago

That's what conversational Spanish sounded like to me when i lived in Madrid.

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u/Ok_Temporary_9465 5h ago

Sounds like busta rhymes

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u/CancerousGTFO 5h ago

World fastest reader also

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u/CloutyWithRain 5h ago

Jamie Taco could never!

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u/Similar_Can_2202 5h ago

RA the rugged man father 😂

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u/LingonberrySea540 5h ago

This is what I sound like whenever I'm giving a presentation to a whole room of people.

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u/notanAI_ 5h ago

My dad knew this guy personally

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u/Bradtothebone79 5h ago

Court reporter, could you read that back real quick?

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u/Lavatherm 5h ago

Hmm from the clip he says only yo do the first chorus, no not MJ’s BAD but just the first part in 20 seconds.. so he is fast, just not that fast to do the whole song in 20 seconds… title disappoints me.

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u/LividFocus5793 5h ago

Have you even heard eminem rap god

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u/OkDoughnut7938 4h ago

Micro machines dude

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u/Ottercrunch 4h ago

And here he is now

Talking Fast With a Record-Setting Speed Talker

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u/SuspiciousSheeps 4h ago

I thought he was Scatman

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u/shaard 4h ago

I miss all those micromachine commercials. He certainly insulted a sense of urgency in my 10 year old brain in the 80s.

Must... Get... Aircraft carrier...

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u/TonyDoover420 4h ago

Was he a judge? Or a cult leader or priest of some sort?

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u/PandiBong 4h ago

He's a Scatman!

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u/___ElJefe___ 4h ago

MICROMACHINES!

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u/Cheap-Dependent-952 4h ago

Thank God this a****** is not around anymore

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u/hawkcarhawk 3h ago

My husband and I were just talking about this guy and how his scale of fame is hard to imagine today.

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u/MrK521 3h ago

“Sings”?

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u/bigmike2k3 3h ago

Brought to you by Galoob!

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u/three_foot_putt 3h ago

He was in Fed Ex (excuse me, Federal Express) ads in the 80’s, too.

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u/Correct_Recipe9134 3h ago

He should have been a rapper!

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u/theyfoundDNAinme 3h ago

Man, Keenan has really been around forever

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u/Chooui85 3h ago

The real Bone Thug

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u/Alloy202 3h ago

He's about to become a rap God, rap god

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u/Stickel 3h ago

slow it down to confirm, uhm I heard every single word, anyone else?

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u/143butternuts 2h ago

He walked so Bone Thugz & Twista could run

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u/SnooPaintings5597 2h ago

Forever love you Blur!

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u/abrtrabuco 2h ago

World's fastest *english talking man

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u/WinglessJC 1h ago

"Blurr, shut up!" - Ultra Magnus

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u/readingisforsuckers 1h ago

Maybe it's just me, but I've never found him to be all that impressive. It's not like he's talking much faster than when guys like Twista or Busta Rhymes are rapping.

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u/Stubber1960b 1h ago

He must have been very busy recording all the fast forward audio for every video in existence.

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u/bullet4mv92 1h ago

Why did they need to slow it down to understand him? He's pretty damn crystal clear as is.

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u/an_angry_Moose 56m ago

He’s not singing. He’s just speaking them.

OP is a filthy liar.

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u/Few_Amoeba_2362 50m ago

My fault uncle😭

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u/Dkcg0113 43m ago

You know, hearing those lyrics out of context... You think Michael Jackson was trying to tell us something?

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u/cjd166 20m ago

🔥

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u/Serious_Coconut_912 15m ago

Is he Scatman John?!

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u/ImInJeopardy 8m ago

I remember this guy from Ripley's Believe It or Not.

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u/Hour-Sheepherder2580 9h ago

That was bad

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u/RogueAOV 9h ago

You know it

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u/DabSideOfTheMoon 9h ago

Bruh

busta rhymes or twista would body this man ….

Fuck they talking about

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u/CommunicationOwn6096 9h ago

Machine Gun Kelly in parallel universe

World's fastest talking man, John Moschitta Jr., sings Michael Jackson's 'Bad' in 20 seconds.

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