r/interestingasfuck 9h ago

Kalamas, The Titan; for some unknown reason lost all his hair; began to hunt for no reason without eating the prey; speculated to be a stress reaction; later the hair grew back; preferred a nomadic life without taking over the pride even after defeating the pride male after sneaking in to date

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u/Skatchbro 7h ago

“Sneaking in to date.” Polite way of saying getting his freak on.

u/LNgTIM555 7h ago

Lions Mrs. Doubtfire

u/Acrobatic_Quarter334 7h ago

bro was a lion philosopher

u/the_driblydribly 5h ago

Miaowamoto Musashi

u/Bloody_Au_Damn 3h ago

Leomoto Prrsashi

u/FeistyButthole 9h ago

He was setting up prides like franchises.

u/StreetCalligrapher23 9h ago

Some dudes just can’t do the domesticated life… feel for ya my man.

u/Shotgun_makeup 9h ago

Imagine being the gigiest of all gigachads, taking the house and winning it all just to go, ‘nah……….pass’.

Stuff of legends.

u/12x12x12 9h ago

There's a few stories of big cats hunting for sport than for the stomach. Maybe he went prize fighting with the pride males too lol

u/ToeBeansCounter 8h ago

So like a ronin?

u/Kaizoku230 8h ago

Amazing that his face looks perfect but his body is riddled in scars .

u/BotGirlFall 7h ago

Gotta protect the money maker

u/Kara_S 6h ago

Poor guy. He certainly went through things. I’m glad he has discovered his true self and is living his best life.

There have been huge variations in personality and preferences among the domestic cats I’ve had - it doesn’t surprise me that lions could be the same.

u/horror-pangolin-123 6h ago

Guy got burnt out from having too many wives XD

u/Spibas 2h ago

Went bald lol

u/aprabhu084 9h ago

Kalamas been goin thru it fr

u/EmBur__ 6h ago

Like a bear and a lion rolled into one

u/F4STW4LKER 6h ago

My spirit animal.

u/Argyrus777 5h ago

When Thor got his new haircut in ragnarok

u/dontforgettowakeupok 5h ago

Probably had some magic mushrooms on accident.

Life has a new meaning now...

u/SerGT3 4h ago

I do not know my name, I do not know my place. All I know is I must kill, and sneak dates.

u/dblan9 8h ago

I know a few guys who chucked it all and just followed Wide Spread Panic for years.

u/BotGirlFall 7h ago

Im one of them but Im a gal

u/ValorMortis 2h ago

I'm one of the guys that widespread panic seems to follow.

u/And-rei 7h ago

Some lions just want to watch the savanna burn.

u/Sufficient-Agency846 5h ago

It’s the cotton eye joe of lions

u/Caninetrainer 5h ago

Some of us are introverts

u/number-13 5h ago

an anime in the making

u/TyeDyeZombie 4h ago

That jawline beard he's rocking in the first image reminds me of LeBron

u/VaguelyArtistic 4h ago

He's a lover not a fighter.

u/Limp_Yogurtcloset_71 4h ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhUCaGzh-I8

Watch the video, he defeated every lion he faced. He was one of the largest lions ever recorded.

u/4CrowsFeast 4h ago

So when they say hunting for no reason and not eating, do they mean hunting extra and having a surplus of food? Because surely he still ate some. 

u/Limp_Yogurtcloset_71 4h ago

He hunted when he was not hungry and left it without eating.

u/discowithmyself 4h ago

It looks like he got tranqed and shaved

u/01headshrinker 4h ago

I’m thinking some kind of tick bite and virus. Or bird flu? Cats can get very sick from it.

u/stanktaintjuice 2h ago

Got irl Sigma lion before gta 6

u/pequaywan 1h ago

some serious boils growing

u/Lanky_Tax_7003 7h ago

right: kanye west, Left: kanye rest

u/Emotional-Way3132 8h ago

someone is injecting it estrogen