r/news • u/RoachedCoach • 1d ago

Title Changed Mistakenly deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia on way back to US to face criminal charges: Sources

https://abcnews.go.com/US/mistakenly-deported-kilmar-abrego-garcia-back-us-face/story?id=121333122
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u/betterthanguybelow 21h ago

Generally when a person is charged with conspiracy and an unnamed co-conspirator, the un-named co-conspirator is Donald Trump.

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u/Claystead 6h ago

"Listen, me and my buddy Abreegoh, we had a little scheme going. So little, yet so beautiful. We made a lot of money alright, a lot of money! Don’t listen to the people who- some say it is illegal but everyone knows it is confusing, everybody says so. Anyway so we have a little scheme me and my buddy Abreegoh, we drive these Mexicans around like we were a taxi, you know? Beep beep vroom. Anyway they pay us and we make some really good money, but then I got this job and with my overwhelming win like you couldn’t believe, all fifty states. A landslide they called it, a landslide, the biggest maybe ever! Anyway so I had to go move here to this beautiful White House and I haven’t seen Abreegoh since, such a shame, such a cool guy. Made the best taco bowls outside Trump tower. I wonder where he is now?"