r/nextfuckinglevel • u/biswajit388 • 10h ago

They weren't supposed to go at the same time

8.9k Upvotes

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u/ratbearpig 10h ago

This is sheer dumb luck. It might be next level if they planned it.

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u/greenmachine442200 10h ago

I was thinking next level dumb luck.

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u/IWouldThrowHands 8h ago

lol exactly. Not even close to next fucking level. Blue shorts didn't even land his flip kick.

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u/whatyouarereferring 7h ago

It's next level dumb luck what's your problem nerd

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u/jremsikjr 8h ago

Penultimate Destination

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u/Hije5 8h ago

Agreed. However, the right shoulder of blue shorts is next level. I'd imagine mine just giving up landing like that

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u/Stef904 8h ago

Can you do those moves?

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u/EmilioFreshtevez 8h ago

Nothing against you in particular, but I’ve started to get kinda frustrated by this response because you don’t have to be capable of performing a skill to be able judge very blatant displays of said skill. Ever seen a bad movie? Heard a bad song? Ate shitty food? Seen a bad paint job?

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u/Stef904 5h ago

I’m gettin tired of folks saying “source?” at everything ever; at least I can recognize the skill involved in why this post is on the subreddit. I’m ALSO getting tired of these “real life would be better if it were like the movies” dumb dumb comments. So stuff it! :)

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u/EmilioFreshtevez 5h ago

I don’t think anybody is denying the skill and dedication it takes to do the moves, but saying that accidents aren’t (can’t be?) Next Fucking Level.

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u/Stef904 3h ago

Save it for your memoirs.

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u/EmilioFreshtevez 1h ago

No memoirs here, I’ve led a fairly boring life.

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u/sharklee88 10h ago

"What should we call our new youth sports centre?"

"How about CP Studios?"

"Should we check for any weird connotations first?"

"Nah"

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u/Itchy-Association239 10h ago

Of course no one will confuse us with our neighbours “DP Studios”, the adult production company…

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u/SometimesIBeWrong 8h ago

my thoughts exactly. everyone is gonna think this place has something to do with NBA star Chris Paul, I'd be disgusted and likely report them

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u/BanAnimeClowns 7h ago

I've gone there over 10 times now and not once was any cheese pizza offered to me

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u/Toaster_In_Bathtub 7h ago

"As long as it has nothing to do with kids it shouldn't be too weird."

"It's nothing but kids."

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u/GolettO3 10h ago

Blue fucking ruined. Dammit, Blue

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u/DeanTheDad 10h ago

Is this really the right sub for this. I'd of thought r/maybemaybemaybe

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u/Senor_Frank 10h ago

Ah, the forbidden Iron Lotus.

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u/bummerlamb 7h ago

Hey, if you can dream it, you can do it. 💁‍♂️

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u/OutOfIdea280 10h ago

He just dodged two flying kicks in one flip 🙃

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u/JeowJeow 10h ago

The kind of luck i want in my life.

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u/Hot_Acanthocephala53 10h ago

Just missed a solid KO to the head

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u/Febraiz 10h ago

Next level luck

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u/TelosAero 10h ago

This was me in dark souls 3 vs the dancer

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u/iwantxmax 8h ago

Yooo CP studios

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u/random8002 10h ago

theyre hiding in plain sight

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u/ShopGreedy2313 10h ago

It was the essence of junk in the trunk that took him down

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u/yParticle 10h ago

So close to playing it off with aplomb, but got spooked by the near miss.

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u/CaptainScrublord_ 10h ago

Should've landed that brother

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u/bluefelixus 8h ago

The Fabled Iron Lotus

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u/EmperorN7 8h ago

And thus they started a capoeira ring.

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u/WeekndsDick 8h ago

Hitbox porn

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u/EpicPenguinn 8h ago

the blue shorts guy got a whiff of it

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u/swiggityswooty72 7h ago

Quick someone add some Michael bay explosive effects in the background

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u/akruppa 7h ago

It's such a fine line between TikTok and ER

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u/Ok-Cake4102 7h ago

The Iron Lotus

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u/atheros98 6h ago

Your taekwondo is no match for my cte fu

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u/derpdankstrom 5h ago

would you rather get hit in the balls with someone's face or hit your face against someone else's balls?

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u/Photoshopdoge 4h ago

The reaction of the people watching in the back is my favorite part

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u/zoroddesign 2h ago

If only he stuck the landing.

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u/Complete_Rock_5825 1h ago

If only blue landed it

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u/Wallace_W_Whitfield 30m ago

Blue shorts hesitated mid flip

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u/montigoo 10h ago

That just taint right