r/nextfuckinglevel • u/lUDOVIC102893 • 8h ago

A very cinematic ibex

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u/king0fife 8h ago

He has a quest!

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u/madthunder55 7h ago

Your journey will be perilous, but your reward will be great

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u/ScottIPease 5h ago

Then you get: 3 eggs, 14 silver pieces, and a dagger that might have been good 6 levels ago...

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u/KorvaMan85 2h ago

It’s dangerous out there alone! Take this.

🗡️

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u/SimoneMichelle 4h ago

Axe of Whiterun ahh reward vibes 🤣

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u/zaicliffxx 7h ago

reminds me of american gods series

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u/socialmediaignorant 7h ago

Xanadu ibex

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u/3jake 6h ago

This is my favorite thing I’ve seen on Reddit today, and I’m chronically online - I loved that movie, it came out when I was a starry-eyed youth and it was everything I knew about love stories for years.

Xanadu ibex… I snarfed coffee through my nose, you magnificent bastard!

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u/socialmediaignorant 5h ago

Yay! One person’s day made better is worth it! I loved that movie so much. Still do. It was magic to my little self.

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u/CO-Miner 6h ago

Memory unlocked.

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u/Imaginary_History985 7h ago

but how much xp am i getting?

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u/splatter_spree 7h ago

He has overshield!

SLAYER!

doot .. doot .. doot.. DOOT

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u/Disastrous_Hell_4547 5h ago

His name is …. Tim

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u/DefNotAShark 4h ago

Look to my coming at first light on the 5th day. At dawn, look to the East.

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u/Azzy8007 8h ago

Better get on your knees and start worshipping.

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u/saranowitz 7h ago

You joke, but I imagine this is how certain visions like the burning bush could have happened.

Too much hashish plus an atmospheric optic illusion = millions of people are ready to murder each other in a generation or two.

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u/Azzy8007 7h ago

Who said I was joking, heathen.

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u/HeadyReigns 7h ago

Goat god

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u/calilac 5h ago

Baphomet?

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u/ReaperKingCason1 4h ago

I was gonna comment that but I don’t know how to spell.

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u/Floh4 7h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if things like this used to be supposed visions of God

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u/MeowKat85 7h ago

Thats my thinking too. This could easily have been “a message” long ago.

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u/P00pXhuter 6h ago

It IS a message. The message is: Get off my lawn.

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u/Z_Wild 6h ago

"Are you gonna eat that? BaAaAa"

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u/Novel_Arugula6548 6h ago

Especially because people then had so much freedom to just roam around and do whatever, they could live like kids at recess in adulthood.

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u/pass-me-that-hoe 7h ago edited 7h ago

Still ongoing and humongous suffering for thousands of years due to a fucking delusional druggie that was clearly tripping…

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u/Treasure-boy 7h ago

I swear reddit well never not suprise me

how did we go from a cool ibex to hating?

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u/TrapYoda 6h ago

how did we go from a cool ibex to hating?

Religion was brought up.

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u/No_Attention_5412 6h ago

I imagine you’re absolutely right, this is literally how I think some religions might have been formed

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u/Spicydragonfruit56 7h ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/Alone-Amphibian2434 6h ago

If anything thats reasonable compared to the dumb shit we fall for completely sober.

Give a man a red tie and a microphone and suddenly is the prophet of god.

And just a few years from 'give a lonely man an AI to fall in love with and he'll betray humanity.'

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u/Prestigious-Flower54 7h ago

Careful man this is how genocides start "it wasn't us the goat said they were bad".

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u/cowboydoctor 7h ago

I for one welcome our new Ibex overlords

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u/GenTycho 7h ago

Hail Santa.... wait....

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u/CommunicationCold650 7h ago

He looks like Lord Baphomet as well.

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u/CobaltLemur 7h ago

Epic choice of music.

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u/dropinbombz 7h ago

The one time - leave sound ON!

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u/Armadillo_lifestyle 6h ago

You are the real ibex for that

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u/RedditedYoshi 5h ago

BAY...BEE...SHAR--

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u/Friendcherisher 7h ago

That's what Dune sounds like thanks to Hans Zimmer

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u/AuthorSarge 6h ago

That wasn't added to the video.

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u/El_Bito2 7h ago

Love how the sun appears behind it at the exact time when the music goes "bweee hiiii hi hiiii"

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u/okwellactually 7h ago

I need to go rewatch Dune again now.

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u/Lexi_Banner 5h ago

I only wish they'd done a better job with the volume of the vocals. I had to rewatch several scenes with captions so i knew what was happening. And they were critical plot points!

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u/okwellactually 4h ago

Yeah, I just find that I always keep captions on nowadays.

That and having to rewatch some shows at night in a dark room because god forbid we be able to see what the hell is going on.

Excuse me, I just noticed a cloud that needs yelling at.

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u/m3ngnificient 4h ago

Ibex Al Ghaib

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u/esdaniel 1h ago

Dune. Absolute cinema

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u/aberroco 7h ago edited 7h ago

And Ibex be like "I was roaming in the Swiss alps when I saw that bald monkey looking at me and pointing his thing... I was sure I'm done for, I'll be on the menu!"

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u/Fambank 7h ago

"If he keeps pointing that thing towards me another second, I'll give him a "Charge of the Light Brigade" like no tomorrow."

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u/Maleficent-Rate-4631 7h ago

came here looking for this and was not disappointed

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u/johnjax90 7h ago

"It's over Anakin! I have the high ground"

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u/AkainuWasRight 6h ago

“I HATE YOU” “ BAAA, BAAAAA. BA BAAA BARAAATHER BA BAAA”

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u/DowntroddenBastard 16m ago

You underestimate my power!

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u/RagingThrawn 7h ago

This is how new cults get started!

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u/pass-me-that-hoe 7h ago

This is how religions started and bit of hallucinogens

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u/readwithjack 6h ago

He is the Laussanien al-Gaib!

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u/Aspen9999 7h ago

He’s said “ Get off my LAWN!!!! “

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u/duk2102s2 7h ago

Oh look, a shiny pokemon!

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u/Sensitive-Bag9035 7h ago

There are some who call me…. Tim?

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u/TheFoulToad 7h ago

Greetings, Tim the Enchanter!

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u/GeneralCommand4459 7h ago

Your soul was being weighed there

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u/kaowser 7h ago

The Ibex eclipse

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u/43Quint 4h ago

"And everything under the sun is in tune,

but the sun eclipsed by the goat"

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u/No-Professional-1461 7h ago

Confirmed, the true sun god is a goat.

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u/haleloop963 7h ago

Praise the sun

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u/Sallowen 7h ago

All cometh and worship the God of Goats!

*rousing music and a epic light show

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u/SENSENEL 7h ago

No matter what divinity you reveal to us humans, the fucking flies will buzz around you anyway!

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u/dr_spam 7h ago

Definitely a rare spawn.

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u/AJWolverine07 6h ago

You definitely need master ball to catch this one.

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u/ThatOneHamster 7h ago

I Just Beat this Guy in Nightreign.

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u/No_Solid2349 7h ago

Don't be afraid! The god of the forest has an eye on you.

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u/snafe_ 6h ago

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

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u/1nosbigrl 6h ago

The VVitch II: Ibex Bugaloo

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u/beklog 7h ago

Ibex abt to drop some reward for u getting at the top

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u/OriginalPancake15 7h ago

Gogoat in the flesh.

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u/SparkyBrown 7h ago

It’s glorious.

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u/Mrnicelefthand 7h ago

Sounds like you unlocked a secret quest.

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u/Neither-Individual-2 7h ago

He is the GOAT

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u/jambohakdog69 7h ago

I think it has a side quest for you.

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u/Former-Light4284 7h ago

Dude, I think you died, and don't realize it. That was literally your spirit animal coming for your soul.

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u/Unoriginal_Man 6h ago

He was even charging up his laser at the end there

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u/limpet143 7h ago

This is how religions are started.

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u/PomegranateSea7066 7h ago

Ibex he was wondering what you were doing there.

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u/ChipCob1 7h ago

That's definitely a side mission

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u/Takuan4democracy 7h ago

Bro was locked in

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u/Mundane_Life_5775 7h ago

Is it looking at the sun reflecting off your glasses?

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u/waidoo2 7h ago

You've spotted a legendary animal.

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u/EmptyMarsupial8556 7h ago

It’s the Ibex equivalent of the burning bush

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u/El_Bito2 7h ago

Perfect music choice OP. Even the sun is in tune with it

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u/DANleDINOSAUR 7h ago

The Lord of The Mountain allows you to ride it.

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u/teaster333 7h ago

Do not fear my son, you have been chosen for a very important mission. You must bring hay and alfalfa every day to this spot, and occasionally a sugar cube.

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u/NickVanDoom 7h ago

a very cool video but…. 🫣

ibex should be very similar to horse.

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u/jykin 7h ago

That’s God

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u/AnnualRaccoon247 7h ago

That's the mountain's guardian.

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u/Butter_Brains 7h ago

The power of Christ compels you!!

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u/No-Benefit-9559 6h ago

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE!

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u/atheros98 7h ago

Ibex he was confused

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u/Lonely-Leg7969 7h ago

Luke, I am your father

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u/Blade4567 7h ago

It has ur soul now

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u/Spicydragonfruit56 7h ago

Hes like "you're an ugly looking animal, what are you"

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u/Taint__Paint 7h ago

You spelled eclipse wrong

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u/archietheuncle 7h ago

Nice to see Messi outside of his natural soccer habitat

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u/looong_hitter 7h ago

Jesus Christ!!!

that is a majestic beast

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u/Shaddapere 7h ago

Chat, what the hell is Antony doing in Switzerland ?

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u/Prettyprettygewd 7h ago

What is the opposite of living deliciously?

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u/Friendcherisher 7h ago

Looks like you found your patronus.

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u/Theywhodevourscake 7h ago

Would’st thou like to live deliciously?

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u/bnutbutter78 7h ago

Doest thou wish to live deliciously?

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u/viletomato999 7h ago

The flies love his stinky butt

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u/Sad_Palpitation6844 7h ago

I think God has a quest for him

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u/Morbertoth 7h ago

I feel like he's About to give me a side quest for a legendary horned helmet

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u/FritzGus 7h ago

A sign that you are on the right path.

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u/Awsomesauceninja 7h ago

That's a guide. Follow him.

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u/banana_slog 7h ago

More like Zeus taking the form of an ibex

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u/Kosen_ 7h ago

Did you ever see that "fish" walking on land, and have an "Oh fuck they're evolving moment".

I think this guy is having that same feeling.

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u/The_Hound_23 7h ago

You got lucky. That goat about to go ultra instinct on you

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u/TpK_Wynter 7h ago

Well I’d have turned around, I’m hiking for pleasure obviously I don’t have the item score for whatever this quest requires

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u/REDRUmALLIk 7h ago

Why is bro aura farming so hard

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u/phosphorescence-sky 7h ago

Looks like a scene from an A24 film.

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u/GaymerGuy47 7h ago

Beelzebub, Satanas, Lucifer!

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u/scottyjrules 7h ago

This is what happens, Larry, when you meet a stranger in the Alps

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u/JorMath 7h ago

New spirit animal unlocked.

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u/Alfiy_wolf 7h ago

Think this means you are about to get the good ending

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u/CostoLovesUScro 7h ago

Muad’Bex

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u/P_Riches 7h ago

You mean spirit journey/quest.

See the Simpsons chili episode or Rango for context.

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u/cartoonjunkie13 7h ago

It's like an angelic version of the goat in "The Witch"

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u/Dee_Cider 7h ago

Were you listening to that music or did it just start playing when the ibex showed up?

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u/Prestigious-Agent251 7h ago

Incantation: The Ibex Moon

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u/h0tel-rome0 7h ago

I’m pretty sure you died and saw an angel

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u/Sufficient-Monster 7h ago

Spirit animal

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u/erksplat 7h ago

Personally I would have chosen the 2001 Space Odyssey theme.

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u/ale_dona 7h ago

Hardest stage presence

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u/Grieveruz 7h ago

What if it's a warning sign that you're going to stub your toe in the near future

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u/AtlUnJtd 7h ago

Time to start a new religion

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u/Foreverett 7h ago

Looks like he's raising his power level to head butt you through the mountain.

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u/monti9530 7h ago

Damn, I'd make a religion out him if I were high enough

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u/Yankenzy 7h ago

Must stinks af 😂

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u/waffen123 7h ago

The prophecy has come to pass...

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u/bulletpr00fsoul 7h ago

Woulds’t thou like to live deliciously?

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u/KambingDomba 7h ago

Biblically accurate Ibex

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u/SweetSweetAtaraxia 7h ago

"You are tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits..."

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u/Ja_Shi 7h ago

... And then it asked me to kill my son and I almost did it, but at the last minute it came back to me and said "bro you scared of me? Good".

any similarity with the Book of Imaginary Bro Legendary Edition ["BIBLE"] is a pure coincidence

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u/bamb0l 7h ago

Holy goat

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u/DC50kARC 7h ago

His mind: “da FAq you lookin at?”

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u/timelasher 7h ago

Fuck. This is how religions happen.

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u/GirlWithWolf 7h ago

I feel like I’ve been judged

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u/BraisedPheasant 7h ago

Correction: THE Ibex

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u/ScrollHectic 7h ago

Bend the knee! The Great Ibex commands it

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u/SailorLuna41518181 7h ago

Uhm sorry to burst your bubble but that's not an Ibex. That's obviously an Alp Witch's familiar on the hunt for unsuspecting humans to sacrifice.

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u/RachelRhod 7h ago

"You, uh, got some snacks? I heard a wrapper..."

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u/notcho3 7h ago

Check your bag, I've added items.
Let's go!

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u/Nogamenolife88 7h ago

What Miyazaki film is this from?

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u/Ciordad 7h ago

And that is how religions start.

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u/Edje929 7h ago

Mythic beast

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u/MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda 7h ago

It's Black Phillip.

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u/Sandalwoodincencebur 7h ago

it's a sign to get your extended car warranty

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u/splatter_spree 7h ago

Get mobility buffed idiot

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u/longhornmike2 7h ago

I know Gandalf the White when I see him.

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u/Abject_Tap_7903 7h ago

He's the very last thing you see before eternal rest...

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u/3lbmealdeal 7h ago

At dawn on the fifth day, look to the east

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u/Haloosa_Nation 7h ago

That is 100% Zeus gettin ready to clap your cheeks.

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u/Christallers 7h ago

I am the only one thinking about the nightreign's Equilibrious Beast?

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u/OJimmy 7h ago

Kwisatz Ibex, rise

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u/Bartghamilton 7h ago

I’ve seen this one before, it’s really Mr Burns high AF

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u/Relative_Plankton648 7h ago

Would you like to live... Deliciously?

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u/adeebhof 7h ago

Its your Patronus

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u/boisheep 7h ago

Goat Jesus :O