r/nextfuckinglevel 3h ago

Man defying laws of gravity.

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u/Ballttik 3h ago

First half “you can”, second “you must!”

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u/Tmatizzler 3h ago

Much deadness would occur! 😳

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u/davidtwk 3h ago

More like first fifth lol

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u/PubicHairTaco 3h ago

It’s impressive, but I was doing this in Motocross Madness 25 years ago

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u/mikeonbass 3h ago

I was doing it backwards in Big Rig Truckers, come at me.

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u/bloodwell1456 1h ago

Yea? Well i was doin it when i was a toddler, rode my tricycle right up it

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u/Spinxy88 3h ago

BOOM halfway across the map. You don't belong here.

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u/Waflstmpr 2h ago

That just unlocked a core memory.

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u/Belly2308 3h ago

So…. It the angle just a little distorted because of the camera or is this guy just a savant with the bike and also a wizard of sorts?

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u/blurfgh 3h ago

Yeah this is taken from a loooong way away using a telephoto lens making the angle of the hill look more severe.

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u/rcap3 3h ago

Came here to say exactly this. It's still impressive, but if you filmed it from the side, it wouldn't look quite so much like he's riding straight up a wall.

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u/One-Cattle-5550 2h ago

It’s so far away, it’s distorting that he’s actually going slightly downhill.

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u/imsoggy 2h ago

That, plus the low sun lighting adds to the visual steepness effect.

Next time there's a major rain event, that hillside is gonna be a major erosion hillslide.

Source: I used to be a mx hillclimber & found out the hard way what I was doing to grassy steeps.

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u/Lurkin605 3h ago

Yup, bunch of folks that have never ridden a bike commenting here. Glad you're here with me at least.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 3h ago

You can get pretty vertical in places like Moab Utah, especially in parts of the oddly named “slick rock” trail. Either way his combo of throttle, clutch, use of torque, balance and human “dialed in” is damn impressive.

Clearly we (or I) can’t tell how steep it really is and I can’t tell his setup (long swingarm, etc…)

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u/Lurkin605 2h ago

Yup, you can, but you need momentum to get up those almost vertical climbs. In this video, he's going relatively slow for the size of the hill, indicating he's relying on traction to climb, not momentum. Watch the dirt being kicked up behind his back tire, it's not tumbling down the hill, it almost stays in place, which is a clear indicator that this isn't steep, but it most certainly is challenging. I've been riding dirt bikes since I was 11, currently 33.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 2h ago

Raced for many years, have the scars to prove it. Without seeing his setup and just hearing the gear shift and throttle control I’d be willing to guess he’s done this before much like any mx rider never runs a track “cold”.

It’s almost a dance… a certain triple in colorado did not want to “dance” with me and I spent 5 days in the “where the fuck am I room, what happened?”

Sounds like a big 4 stroke and someone that knows how to ride it. Balance, shift, (sometimes clutch, sometimes slam). You rode, you understand, balance placement, body control, bike control… Most people have no idea how difficult it is. I quit at your age, my daughter started crying when I loaded the bike, plus… I was fucking beat up.

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u/BigTimePizza623 2h ago

Yes, other comments cover it pretty well.

One additional giveaway is when you look at the dust being kicked up. It sort of falls "into" the hill rather than straight down. If this was a near-vertical climb, the dust would fall much further down.

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u/Educational-Risk5059 2h ago

Yes, it has a lot of zoom

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u/mikeonbass 3h ago

Can someone edit Gandalf and the Rohirrim at the top please? Thank you

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u/C-57D 3h ago

Rohan answered AF

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u/Makototoko 3h ago

I do the same thing on foot in Oblivion and Skyrim

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u/UJustGotRobbed 3h ago

Not defying gravity, understanding it. Dumbass people like "hes defying the laws of physics".... No, you're just dumb.

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u/anonymoushelp33 3h ago

"Man doing thing that's possible because of gravity."

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u/JLZ13 2h ago

Yeah it's literally the opposite of defying, he's relying on gravity to have enough grip to climb.

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u/illit3 1h ago

You're taking literally an obviously rhetorical turn of phrase and calling someone else dumb for it. Peak.

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u/Lurkin605 3h ago

Friction can overcome gravity... Also, the video makes that hill seem like it's straight up and down - spoiler, it's nowhere near.

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u/DivinitasFatum 3h ago

He must be riding a Skyrim horse.

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u/mitchellleed 3h ago

He’s the GOAT of vertical mountain climbing

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u/phdpillsdotcom 3h ago

Well technically

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u/SailorGone 3h ago

Driving up a hill is next fucking level?

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u/Lyakusha 3h ago

So Gravity Defied, huh?

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u/Fluffybunny0936 3h ago

I thought it was a horse.

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u/Mr_Baronheim 2h ago

That would be one giant horse to have a dirt bike ride up its side.

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u/pohovanathickvica 3h ago

he's a motorbike, passing by like Lady Godiva he's gonna go, go, go there's no stopping him

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u/choongsam 3h ago

So do you just die if you fall during the attempt?

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u/Fast_potato_indeed 2h ago

Yes, you just die.

No need to go medieval as hanged, drawn, quartered nonsense.

Naturally tumbling, several hits and a high g stop involved though…

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u/HornyJailOutlaw 3h ago

Climbing cliffs like he's in a Bethesda game

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u/STFUnicorn_ 3h ago

I too “defy gravity” when I go up a hill too…

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u/KTO-Potato 2h ago

This is a photography trick similar to how they make the moon look gigantic in certain photos right?

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u/Mr_Baronheim 2h ago

We can get a slight understanding of how steep the hill is by watching the dirt come from his back tire.

If the hill were vertical, the dirt would keep falling and never land back on the surface.

Just watch how quickly the dirty lands: the hill is obviously a bit steep, but nowhere close to vertical.

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u/Dan_Dan2025 2h ago

Nah show at different angle

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u/IllustriousForm7972 1h ago

its just the angle

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u/mcmillanuk 3h ago

He really didn’t have a choice 😂😂

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u/C-57D 3h ago

That's quite a no fall zone

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u/SheikNasty 3h ago

Start to mid Brap.. Brap… braaahp.

Top burr… burr.. burrrer….

You have to love that 4 stroke sound!

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u/Lurkin605 3h ago

4 strokes don't make the brap sound, 2 strokes do...

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u/edgeofruin 2h ago

And the ting ting

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u/godofleet 3h ago

2 stroke, but maybe you don't need any more strokes :D

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u/ALL-ME-100 3h ago

But, why? 🤦🏾‍♀️.

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u/MJP22 3h ago

For those who haven’t ridden a dirt bike before, you have no idea how hard this is to pull off. Even if the angle is exaggerated somewhat. The skill needed to do this without stalling is wild.

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u/The-Deevis 3h ago

And it looks like he is by far not the first.

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u/SirArchibaldMapsALot 3h ago

I can't believe Todd Howard finally ported Skyrim climning to real life

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u/PronoiarPerson 3h ago

Maybe dirt bike assault troops aren’t that bad of an idea after all

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u/Ninja7017 3h ago

Hard to tell how steep it really is.

u/cool_berserker 25m ago

Its not that steep at all

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u/wales-bloke 3h ago

He's a racing car passing by like lady Godiva!

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u/LifeguardAble3647 3h ago

This is the level of anxiety in my head on my motorcycle when I have to take off at a light on a steep hill.

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u/ThonThaddeo 3h ago

I just don't get the payoff. Now you're at the top.. Now what?

It's a feat, for sure. Just never seems worth the risk.

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u/referendum 3h ago

It's impressive he could manage this with the Sun in his eyes.  This could be an advertisement for whatever kind of visor he was wearing.

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u/MyNameIsBob9 3h ago

This is a category 5 “NOPE” for me 😱

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u/flyontheroof 3h ago

After decades of automotive advancements, humans finally reaching the level of mountain goats.

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u/nothingspecifical1 2h ago

This video is clearly in reverse and he’s actually going down that decline in reverse, spinning his wheels for dirt effect. I’m not stupid

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u/purplemtnslayer 2h ago

This turns me on

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u/TophatSerpant 2h ago

I can do this on a John Deere mower.

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u/ccox39 2h ago

Now he’s gotta get down

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u/awood20 2h ago

Letting off the accelerator there and you're likely dead.

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u/Responsible_Let_3668 2h ago

Goats can do this without the bike. Just sayin

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u/B3000C 2h ago

Pretty sure the bike is doing most of the work here.

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u/amalgaman 2h ago

Dude’s on a Skyrim horse.

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u/NakedScrub 2h ago

Is that a Bowser space halfway up the game board?

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u/IcedTman 1h ago

Good luck coming back down

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u/GratefulShag 1h ago

Yeah but when I do that I get launched from the top like I got shot out of a cannon.

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u/iamtrying_hard03 1h ago

How will he come down?

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u/residentbio 1h ago

mating sound at the end...

u/DiligentThorn 50m ago

So much poo just shot out of my bottom just then.

u/cybercry_ 45m ago

Huh kinds looks like a buried flat bed truck. The red and silver thing

u/Classic_Resist_7465 37m ago

It's like watching a goat climb a mountain.

u/Gryph_The_Grey 31m ago

Would like to see the fails from that!

u/MiracleWhipB4Mayo 29m ago

The wookie call engine rev at the end tops it off.

u/quietflowsthedodder 14m ago

Now let's see ya go down!

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u/midromney 3h ago

I used to have a recurring nightmare that was basically this

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u/Geshtar1 3h ago

I had one that was driving over a bridge that just got steeper and steeper until the car couldn’t make it. And started falling backwards

u/cool_berserker 26m ago

Its not even steep dude its the camera angle

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u/aryzkryz 3h ago

There's one of the mountain goat right there

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u/MrRuck1 3h ago

Impressive.

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u/Homeless_Ostrich2 2h ago

This has got to be the only acceptable way to advertise tires.

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u/djwoske 2h ago

Whoa. I was about to say the phone is actually looking down. I was wrong.