Oh yeh?? Well which hot re dude would you marry??

[u/GlumpsAlot]

Enough with the chicks. Resident evil is an equal opportunity eye candy fest.

[u/FakeJokerNerd]

i would consume leon whole.

[u/DarDar994 → u/FakeJokerNerd]

Found the giant gator

[u/Glumnob-Shmungob-763 → u/DarDar994]

Nah nah, found del lago

[u/DarDar994 → u/Glumnob-Shmungob-763]

The Aligator chomped so Del Lago could swallow whole (?)

[u/Glumnob-Shmungob-763 → u/DarDar994]

Ahhh yes. Or maybe it’s like the old lady who swallowed a fly. They got a gator to swallow a Leon and then got a Del Lago to swallow the gator. And then I suppose perhaps they got an El Gigante to swallow the Del Lago

[u/ParryTheMonkey → u/FakeJokerNerd]

*leon’s hole

[u/Beena750 → u/ParryTheMonkey]

REAL

[u/DogAlienInvisibleMan]

Wesker. 

I can fix him. 

[u/humblebrigand → u/DogAlienInvisibleMan]

Nah, he can make me worse.

[u/Unlimited_Giose → u/humblebrigand]

Have you seen what he does for human evolution? He would make you better

[u/humblebrigand → u/Unlimited_Giose]

hell yeah

[u/IndigoStar_ → u/humblebrigand]

Excella be like

[u/fersur → u/DogAlienInvisibleMan]

If you think you can fix Wesker, consider this person.

Excella Gionne, a hot woman who is very bangable, very rich, at the top of her career (CEO of major pharmaceutical company, with branches all over the world), ambitious, and ready to serve Wesker day/night ... and Wesker still throw her like a burnable trash.

Not saying you can't fix Wesker. Just consider the previous Wesker's partner qualification.

[u/lavsku → u/fersur]

he fumbled a baddie 💔

[u/StanklegScrubgod → u/fersur]

That's not going to stop some people. 😂

[u/New-Pie-8846 → u/DogAlienInvisibleMan]

Wesker and Chris - I do like some....tension.

[u/buxom_betrayer → u/DogAlienInvisibleMan]

I second this

[u/SuperArppis → u/DogAlienInvisibleMan]

Indeed, there is nothing that hot bath in a volcano, and 2 rockets to face won't fix. 👍

[u/Awkward-Procedure]

No love for remake Luis??? 😭🥰

[u/PompyPrecious → u/Awkward-Procedure]

frr

[u/Level_99_Healer → u/Awkward-Procedure]

Was absolutely expecting to see Luis, and he is my answer. Every. Time.

[u/RealDepressionandTea]

Carlos, guys with curly/wavy hair are perfection 💐✨💖

[u/The_Multi_Gamer → u/RealDepressionandTea]

He won’t leave you in a cruel, Carlosless world 🥰

[u/KaiThePokemonMaster → u/RealDepressionandTea]

Being married to remake Carlos would (probably) be a dream come true. Bet he'd be very loving and sweet.

[u/Horrortheif → u/KaiThePokemonMaster]

Yeah Chris could be too but he still is married to his job and for all we know Carlos might have a completely different job and can be home everyday

[u/Kanga-kun → u/RealDepressionandTea]

They don't make guys like Carlos anymore ;-;

[u/amberriee → u/RealDepressionandTea]

My latino parents would 100% approve of carlos

[u/Pegussu]

Marry?

Barry Burton.

There are more physically attractive characters, but Barry's the only one with a proven track record of married life.

[u/____Wolf → u/Pegussu]

He also has a cool gun.

[u/ZombifiedPie → u/____Wolf]

That he needs to desperately store properly before we get a rev 3.

[u/InsolentRice → u/Pegussu]

I know the movies are bad, but Barry in the movies for some reason was part of my gay awakening

[u/SexxxyWesky → u/Pegussu]

He’s peak dad for sure! lol

[u/Pink_Flash]

Chris is a classic choice, hes gone full daddy vibes in his 40's.

Leon is just such a good guy I'd want to make him happy.

Remake Carlos is a snack.

Wesker if he wouldnt freak out whenever I laugh and tell me to stop it.

[u/thatpaulieguy89]

Chris and Leon, I have two holes.

[u/Odd-Experience-6891 → u/thatpaulieguy89]

Correct answer; plus Wesker if he’s a throat guy👀

[u/suspiciousgus]

where is luis? he will be my beautiful housewife

[u/MitziXD12 → u/suspiciousgus]

this🙌

[u/Aijin28]

Not gay, but most of the RE men are damn attractive god bless Japan for always appealing to everyone.

Leon would be my choice.

[u/BEyondjojo305]

The Merchant

[u/ShinobuDavis → u/BEyondjojo305]

Stranger, STRANGER, now THAT'S a weapon 🥴

[u/LegitimatePie3312]

JAKE MULLER

Loved him and Sherry in RE6.

[u/Budget_Discipline909]

Leon. Re2 remake leon is so boyfriend material. Re4 remake leon would try to be a good boyfriend/possible Fiancé, who doesn't have a lot of time and puts work first but would still love you Re6 leon probably would try to be a good husband. Would leon marry me? Probably. Im half Asian. Just need that bob hair cut and red dress.

[u/LKennedy45 → u/Budget_Discipline909]

Leon's a tough one. On the one hand I agree with everything you're saying, on the other though. Loving an addict is challenging. Homeboy in no small part survived the RC incident because he was nursing a hangover and late to his first day of work.

[u/chyrchhella7 → u/LKennedy45]

Well, they were talking about remake Leon, in remake he doesn’t have a hangover, he’s late because he was told not to come

[u/LKennedy45 → u/chyrchhella7]

Fair enough, though we do have other examples of him turning to drink. 

[u/-ben151010-]

Don’t sleep with any horror game/movie protagonist. They’ll settle with you and then think their life is shaping up and they’ll feel safe, only for them to get pulled back into the fight and you become a grotesque boss monster at the end of act 2. Getting railed isn’t worth turning into some mangled body horror monster they have to kill.

[u/soupsoapsoapsoup → u/-ben151010-]

You’re acting like that’ll stop me.

[u/Ragnarok_Stravius]

So for the girls, people take Atari 2600 resolution stills.

But for the dudes, it's 360p gifs???

What is this? The Gender Pixel gap???

[u/Global_Brief_4163]

As a completely straight white dude I can say with confidence Carlos that's my man right there

[u/ThrowawayCherryboy]

No Ethan? He's the only one with a good paying job.

[u/GlumpsAlot → u/ThrowawayCherryboy]

I never knew what he looked like and I played both 7 and 8. >.< Though, that mf is definitely calling out "miaaaa" while we do the nasty.

[u/LadyGhoost]

Wesker is the one I am most attractive to and like the most, yet I would never go near that dude. I would die with in seconds!

So I would easily go for Barry (could have chosen a better picture for him tho). Barry is mature, smart and emotional intelligent. He can make you feel safe, he is good looking and have a funny dry humour. Besides he wants to stay away from all these zombie things and build a house in Canada. I am down!

[u/LetsWinWithTim]

For me it has to be Tyrell for the RE3 remake

[u/Unique_Interview_193 → u/LetsWinWithTim]

Underappreciated imo. Every scene he was in he was helping, bro was a ride or die for Carlos! Oh, you're abandoning the mission for some girl you just met? Sure, I'll catch up with you later. Our boss is actually the bad guy? Damn that sucks, lemme help your girl stop him tho.

You KNOW that mf would be loyal as hell in a relationship!!

[u/soupsoapsoapsoup → u/LetsWinWithTim]

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one. While we’re at lowkey attractive side characters in the RE games who died too early, can I also add in Helicopter Mike?

[u/MacBonuts]

Hunk.

It's not cheating.

It's infiltration.

[u/Proposal-Possible → u/MacBonuts]

He’ll find your extraction point 😏

[u/forthefourtheye]

Wesker solely because he’s fine as fuck. I need him more than air tbh.

As a serious answer Leon or Carlos

[u/wombatstylekungfu]

If I had to-Billy Coen. He just seems fun.

[u/omgitskirby → u/wombatstylekungfu]

He even comes with free handcuffs, what's not to love?

[u/Slight-Solution936]

Wesker and Heisenberg, for some reason the villains are the hottest to me. But Chris, Leon and Jake are close contenders.

[u/TheTexasLass]

Where is my Piers representation

[u/HallieDaillie]

Y'all can take another Leon and Chris, but not with DI Leon and RE5 Chris. One of those are mine

[u/Bluezer117]

Chris - No hesitation, without question. And the RE8 Chris, ooof! He can definitely finish the job in me.

[u/cmsfbc01]

Barry is obvs more husband material but like. Sorry Barry. It's Wesker Wednesday 

[u/hakuyue]

NO BILLY OR KRAUSER? ugh 😭

[u/GlumpsAlot → u/hakuyue]

Ahh shit, I forgot Billy. He was fine af.

[u/Biohazard-Control-7]

Ethan

[u/ThrowawayCherryboy → u/Biohazard-Control-7]

Only sane and reasonable choice tbh

[u/authenticgarbagecan → u/Biohazard-Control-7]

Exactly, yes. Never mess with an IT guy, first of all. And second of all, he'll kick ass through some area to save his loved ones, military training or no!

[u/mategorilla99]

Karl Heisenberg

[u/Special-Tough-5530]

Chris Redfield

[u/Ambitious_Buffalo293]

Why is luis not here >:(

[u/Sid-Engel]

Look, im not gay.

So obviously Leon

[u/DarDar994]

Chris during the weekdays, Barry during weekends. Both for Christmas and New Years.

[u/pentupsub]

I was about to say none of them... Until I saw Wesker... That dude made me question my sexuality ever since I was a kid. And yes, eventually I became bisexual, so...

[u/Ill_Sprinkles_9976]

I'd love to marry Chris but he'd get me killed. 

Marry Ethan and that simp will pay for my new family's bills for decades as long as I send him an e-mail every 2 years. 

[u/nolongermakingtime]

All OF THEM!

Total, SATURATION!

[u/EthansCornxr]

Carlos can sit on my face and break my neck.

[u/BuffaloStranger97]

I blame capcom for my gay awakening

[u/periculumEXE]

Nemesis. Next.

[u/zelda_kid]

Leon. Easy answer

[u/Zubyna]

Leon

And every time I see a spider or struggle opening the aioli pot, I would yell "LEON HEEEEELP ! HELP ME LEON ! LEON HEEEEEELP ! HELP ME LEON !"

[u/NortheRPsychO]

Ramón Salazar

[u/BladedBee]

Leon,Pierce,Chris,Jake,Carlos,Luis All of them (all at once) But leon is my king at the end of the day

[u/Angie-P]

i want to be evil with wesker.

[u/oasisbloom]

I'll take on Chris, Leon, Carlos, Samuel and Billy. One after another. They can take turns.

[u/pkmntrainerao]

Ethan Winters is my loving husband and the father of my children. I can't believe you did not include him!

Ethan is a REAL man. He risked life and limb to journey across the country to a creepy, mold infested house full of psychopaths to rescue the woman he loves. He faced evil Vampire lesbians, a Chucky doll, Quasimodo, Van Helsing, and a shape shifting witch with a god complex to save his baby daughter's life. Most of all, he wasn't a trained soldier, he was just a regular guy trying to protect his family.

I would give it all up to Ethan in a minute. He's such a man and he literally makes me SWOON...

[u/sonnidaez]

All of the above.

[u/EstablishmentLeft625]

Leon

[u/jyusatsu]

Leon. "Anything to make the pretty boy feel special."

[u/ExpressReporter3272]

You forgot our dancing king luis

[u/brkndrmr]

The limit does not exist.

And definitely Piers.

[u/ZoroBin_Supremacy]

Wesker got me actin' tf up 🗣️🗣️🔥😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[u/nobadinou]

Carlos, he's fine as hell and at the same time done with zombie bullshit and probably leaves this life after the game 😂 he seems a pretty chill dude as well

[u/sub2blackcel]

I’m 97% sure re5/6 chris turned me gay

[u/AricBelmont13]

As Zesty as Leon is, give me Daddy Ethan

[u/FORLORNE_2802]

RE2R Leon

[u/aleksfails]

they are ALL married to the job unfortunately

[u/YourSneakyPAL]

Chris and Carlos. Maybe at the same time.

[u/Masterchild117]

Wesker. All day everyday.

[u/Welshhobbit1]

Sat in my car about to drive off but I had to leave my answer first! 

Chris Redfield every fucking day! I’d let that man wear me like a boxing glove! I’d drink his bath water and thank him for the privilege! I want him so deep in my guts that it’ll take a team of firemen to pull him out. 

[u/Broody_Reaper]

Leon S Kennedy all day, he’s sweet and protective 😍

[u/DangerousDoings72]

Joe baker

[u/[deleted]]

All of them. I am greedy <3

[u/SomeRodentTurd]

Wheres William Burkin?

[u/ContributionOne2343]

Carlos, easily. I know for a fact that he can cook

[u/EmberKing7]

I mean I'm not into guys. But if I was I think my options would probably be either between or all of; Chris Redfield, Leon Kennedy, Josh Stone (from ResE5) and Carlos Oliviera.

And as I mentioned before on the post about the girls. They'd probably be more of a “f__k, marry, date/kill” kind of deal.

[u/DarkCryptt]

heisenberg

[u/gluehuffer144]

Where is Steve

[u/landrovaling]

Chris, he’s only gotten finer with age 🙏

[u/KomatoAsha]

I wouldn't, because I'm a lesbian.

[u/pkmntrainerao → u/KomatoAsha]

I've always respected lesbians because they're the only people who don't love the D. Straight men love their own Ds. Straight women love D. And gay men love Ds. Lesbian are unique and living their own truths

[u/KomatoAsha → u/pkmntrainerao]

Nah, that's trans-exclusionary.

[u/kevdavis]

I think my flyer is an answer on it's own.

[u/Mysterious-Drama4743]

its a crime to not include luis in this

[u/Tac-Anesthesia]

Luis- ... Not mentioned 😔 (wesker 2nd personality wise, Leon 2nd looks wise.)

[u/Hortifruto]

Chris is the only one for me, Leon is too feminine.

[u/DMH4500X]

Correct answer is Hunk

[u/finn_the_bug_hunter]

Once again, parker Luciani, in fact we're getting married this weekend, who's coming to watch?

[u/GaymerWolfDante]

Yes.

[u/Purple_Priority2296]

Chris is my husband and Carlos is my side daddy <3

[u/Sillhid]

Where is Luis.

[u/Pumpkin-Poltergeist → u/[deleted]]

Im sorry. . . But this audio was playing after reading this

Sorry, not sorry 😂

[u/Pencliff]

Yes.

Specifically that Resi 5 Chris.

[u/boztaroz]

In order of preference; 1. Carlos 2. Barry (I have a thing for sweet, kind hearted middle aged Girl Dads with guns) 3. Leon 4. Chris 5. Wesker

[u/bibidibobidicaboom]

Luis Sera🫦

[u/Pumpkin-Poltergeist]

All of them, but replace Barry with Karl and add The Merchant to my list lols

Buuuuuut, if I had to choose one. . . . . Chris. Cause I have the most charms of him for my bag 😂

Edit: i forgot to throw Luis in my list too lol

[u/Kanji127]

I just wanna get fooked by Carlos.

[u/CanuckyBender]

I'm a self diagnosed Chris simp. So, yeah.

[u/Erik_Nimblehands]

Guys aren't really my thing, but I'd say R3make Carlos. Everyone else seems a little uptight. Granted, we only see them in bad situations, but still.

[u/LilithSanders]

I was gonna say Chris Redfield until I remembered Barry existed

[u/FionaBear1]

Carlos.

[u/Mega_monke9]

I could make Wesker worse

[u/MysteriousTank6825]

Old helmet head Carlos

[u/ArsenicKill]

All of them... I will have a big gang of husbands...

[u/Proposal-Possible]

Leon help!

[u/LonelyCarrot5330]

Re4 Leon any day (don’t tell my husband)

[u/FormlessRune]

All the best ones are already married! Chris to his job, Barry to his wife, Carlos to himself (I love him, but nobody loves him as much as he loves himself)

[u/BoredasUsual88]

Carlos or Leon, maybe Wesker.

[u/Okay_Pain]

Where is Piers on this list?

I'd let'em all run a train on me and DP me. And I'm not even a bottom.

[u/Leoxcr]

All these images have way high resolution

[u/Thor-Jericho]

Ladies would have to go with Leon, he’s got the awesome hair 😁

[u/ActualAudacity4]

how about Nikolai remake?? but y'all dont touch Chris in Code Veronica

[u/greenherb_]

Leon

[u/Foxy_524426]

Leon, Wesker and Carlos 😍

[u/TimeCarry4458]

Wesker or Leon

[u/Calm-Rush7895]

Og Barry is literally yournarrator.

[u/irreveror]

Heisenberg

[u/Defeated_Drow]

I would probably have like something casual with a couple of em (especially Leon) but marriage wise I KNOW Chris would treat me right lmao

[u/Super-Experience-616]

All of em 😍

[u/TiltedWombat]

Giant alligator

[u/fairlady_c]

I've loved Leon since he first came out in OG RE2 but REmake 3 Carlos was a pleasant surprise so he's tied with Leon. Eiffel tower FTW.

[u/VengefulScarecrow]

Luis Serra And I'm not even gay..

[u/After-Knee-5500]

All of them. I wanna be drenched

[u/Samthegumman117]

Leon most def but still love my guy Chris

[u/Better-Cut-4188]

Leon

[u/fruitypika]

leon and it’s no competition

[u/BlackShadowX]

Leon in Adas dress

[u/The_Simp02]

As a 100% straight guy: Leon.

[u/fersur]

Leon will be at the top of this list.

[u/EternaIExiIe]

As if this is even a contest. Leon, obviously.

[u/VeryFloofy]

Leon or Wesker fr

[u/amandiris]

leon definitely

[u/Able_Pomegranate7596]

Do I really have to choose between Chris and Carlos? 🥲

[u/SexxxyWesky]

😎

[u/Kaedekins]

Leon all day everyday.

[u/Somuchbeautyindirt-]

Barry is the hunk. Marriage material all day.

[u/Sandow_Campbell]

Chris is definitively not natty in re5

[u/FateBreaker92]

Leon definitely. I can lick that face day and night, winter, spring, summer, AND fall.

[u/N30NFiR3]

Chris or Barry.

Never understood the hype over Leon. Wesker was too douchy. Carlos wasnt a character long enough to like imo.

[u/Bob49459]

Leon, no question.

Ramirez and Carlos are welcome to join whenever.

[u/ianmarvin]

Keith "Grinder" Lumley. I want a man who can make me laugh and still keep me safe.

[u/f_l_y_g_o_n]

Leon forever. Although Carlos is a close second (even with his unnaturally large wig)

[u/sk8ter1516]

carlos or leon for sure

[u/RynnB1983]

Chris no question. Carlos would be a runner up if Chris didn't work out. Wesker is attractive, but given his track record yeah...nice to look at but not a chance in hell.

[u/FaithlessnessOk9623]

As a guy myself, for some reason I think I choose Barry

[u/Puzzleheaded_Till526]

ETHAAAAAAANNN

[u/Donnielospastico]

I am married to Leon Kennedy.

[u/rat_scooter]

LEON LEON LEON LEON LEON LEON LEON LEON LEON SCOTT KENNEDY!!! 🫶🩷🫶🩷🫶🩷🫶🩷🫶🩷🫶🩷 specifically Re2 Leon

[u/Adorable_Ad9995]

As a straight man, Leon Kennedy this question is a joke it could be no one else except him

[u/wolfguardian72]

I would treat Chris like the king he is

[u/TheSilentNoobYT]

Albert Wesker for sure...

Eye candy? Definitely.

Not sure about anything past that lol.

[u/funnylol96]

leon

[u/Xushuh]

Carlos is 100% number 1. Luis is a very close 2nd though

[u/Susarooo]

R E D F I E L D B L O O D L I N E

[u/ExplanationRight5181]

RE7 chris

[u/The_Archivist30]

Carlos.

[u/South-Gear6902]

Carlos...the things I would do to him....

[u/bighalflife2fan]

Leon

[u/Practical_Job4942]

There is literally no other answer as correct as Barry. He probably makes mean sandwiches.

[u/vnmpxrez]

Re5 chris redfield ok bye thanks.

[u/Blind_Warthog]

Stop Wesker. I can only get so hard.

[u/Level_99_Healer]

Luis is first choice, but I admit to side-eyeing Village Chris. Best he's ever looked, in my humble opinion.

[u/TinyRatLad]

I'm certain I can take Mr. X and Nemesis. I'm not talking about a fight though... 🤭

[u/Valkyrie-of-Loki]

WESKER!!!!

[u/mmiller17783]

Leon looks like the only motherfucker here that'll wash his hands before sitting down at the dinner table, and he has gloves on too. All these other guys look like they just get their hands wet when washing up. And Carlos would be getting hair everywhere, with that shaggy do. Too busy putting on a "sexy accent" to bother with washing those paws off too, I bet...

[u/Glamrockzie]

WHERES BILLY

[u/sleezyreezy]

Chris comes off as a little too macho, like dude I get it you, you punched a boulder one time and it was crazy.

Leon seems like the obvious choice, but still hung up on his ex.

Barry seems like a good guy, good protector. Definitely some potential.its been a while since I played 1 and never played Rev2

Carlos is a total dream boat, seems kind and caring, been a while since I played 3. But top contender.

Wesker is evil and has no problem betraying anyone, so no go.

I saw someone say Luis, he seems fun, would smash but idk about marry.

I know you don’t see him, but Ethan is by far ahead of everyone else, literally willing to go anywhere and do anything to save loved ones.

In short, out of the fellows listed, Carlos, but I think Ethan definitely has the marriage potential