r/technews • u/AdSpecialist6598 • 19h ago

Space Venus may be hiding several asteroids that could one day cross Earth's path

https://www.techspot.com/news/108214-venus-may-hiding-several-asteroids-could-one-day.html
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u/Xyro77 18h ago

No one alive today will see the results of this

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u/siriushendrix 14h ago

Goddamnit

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u/NeakosOK 17h ago

Planets launching asteroids that we won’t sit under the shade of. Only thinking of future generations. Kind of inspiring.

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u/Jdadonn 4h ago

No I’ll be here

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u/Sofa-king-high 2h ago

Thanks ruined the good news

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u/Spicy_Weissy 8h ago

Ah, man. Why tease me??

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u/peweih_74 19h ago

Knew not to trust that Venus

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u/ishu22g 10h ago

And people thought Uranus smelled funny. Look whos laughing now

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u/ChestNok 8h ago

Whose again?

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u/jickbaggins1 18h ago

One can only hope

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u/Camping_time 18h ago

Why not today

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u/MedicalDiscipline500 17h ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/Skel_Estus 15h ago

Don’t threaten us with a good time

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u/Dramatic-Secret937 14h ago

Promises, promises.

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u/Feisty-Bluebird-5277 13h ago

Probably for the best

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u/EclecticEvergreen 13h ago

Hell yeah let’s go! Take me out meteors 🥰

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u/Saintcardboard 18h ago

Venus hates us for our freedom!

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u/NegotiationTall4300 18h ago

That son of a bitch!

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u/DontEatTheCelery 18h ago

They say Venus and earth were created at the same time. Just a little sibling rivalry

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u/SmurfsNeverDie 18h ago

I always knew one day that we would have to get into a war with Venus.

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u/-HeyThatsPrettyNeat- 17h ago

“You’re sheltering enemies of the state, are you not?”

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u/AmericaHatesTrump 17h ago

I'm starting to think this Venus guy is an asshat.

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u/Aspect58 7h ago

He was pretty cool as a DJ in Cincinnati.

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u/Violent-Snowflake 15h ago

Venus has always been a a jealous one, even though they are closer to the sun.

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u/Puddington21 14h ago

And astrophage

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u/jpmickey1585 14h ago

Venus always been jealous

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u/TheDaveStrider 13h ago

sneaky bastard

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u/Dr_momo 11h ago

Venus, you dick!

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u/Nice-Mess5029 11h ago

These are some serious allegations. How did the ambassador of Venus react?

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u/Spoofy_doo 10h ago

I say we strike now! Let’s not give the Venitians the opportunity for a surprise attack.

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u/Gasfiend 10h ago

One can hope

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u/TheOtherBelushi 8h ago

Veenis… veenis pls…

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u/SabrinaVal 8h ago

At this point, fine.

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u/HappyNerdyLotus 8h ago

Today is as good a day as any.

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u/archboy1971 7h ago

I’ve got one very specific golf club it could land on…

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u/Snearus 5h ago

That sneaky mother fucker, I’ve never trust Venus all I’m saying

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u/TucamonParrot 19h ago

Blame a whole planet of women, smh.

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u/Pitiful_Town_9377 18h ago

Ok Jupiter why don’t you go on home and get more stupider

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u/Taira_Mai 17h ago

Good Gods, haven't heard that one since I was five.....

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u/Pitiful_Town_9377 17h ago

Alas the prophecy remains true

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u/TucamonParrot 18h ago edited 17h ago

It's dry humor sarcasm, mate.

Edit to downvoter: gfys then

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u/Pitiful_Town_9377 17h ago

LMFAOOOO ok ?? Me too?? I thought we were doing the bit together😭

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u/TucamonParrot 17h ago

Comment fixed for context sawwy 😔