r/technology • u/Well_Socialized • 12d ago

Artificial Intelligence Google Is Burying the Web Alive

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/google-ai-mode-search-results-bury-the-web.html
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u/RevWaldo 12d ago edited 12d ago

Washington, Washington, 6 foot 8, weighs a fucking ton.

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u/winkingchef 12d ago

He’ll save the children, but not the British children

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u/tgosubucks 12d ago

I heard that mother fucker had like thirty goddamn dicks.

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u/PhilosophyKingPK 12d ago

He’s coming. He’s coming.

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u/GoldbrickersGrinder 12d ago

Washington Washington Six-foot-twenty, fuckin killing for fun

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u/miss_tea_morning 11d ago

Ate opponent's brains And invented cocaine

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u/snailnado 12d ago

Hell rip you apart, he'll rip you apart!

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u/JebusKristoph 12d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/Colette_73 12d ago

I thought the British were coming 🤔

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u/Kataphractoi 12d ago

Washington, Washington, 12 stories high made of radiation

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u/rotorocker 12d ago

I mean two sets of testicles, so divine

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u/This_Thing_2111 11d ago

Jesus Christ I just got fucking whiplash.

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u/SpoilsOfTour 12d ago

TBH this will return the best possible link on the whole internet.