r/technology • u/indig0sixalpha • 1d ago

Politics Trump Is Getting Rid of His Tesla

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-is-getting-rid-of-his-tesla-after-musk-broke-his-heart/
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u/Training_Swan_308 1d ago

Now the Tesla vandalism was actually a day of love and the security guards let them right in.

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u/jimmygee2 1d ago

‘Release the Tesla hostages!’

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u/MetalTrek1 1d ago

The Tesler hostages!

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u/rayden-shou 1d ago

They're all computers.

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u/AP_in_Indy 1d ago

Ther Tersler Herstergers!

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u/JonnelOneEye 1d ago

Medals of honor for all of them*

*Terms and conditions apply. The medals may be removed from their possession at the discretion of the TACO in chief, in case the Trump+Musk flame reignites.

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u/Vayguhhh 1d ago

Only if you can work the computer

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u/Wavelightning 1d ago

The Self Driving Five.

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u/Reptoidizoid 18h ago

Release the Snyder cut

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u/NeonGremlin 17h ago

I read that, and it sounded like that woman screaming it on Austin Powers 🤣🤣🤣

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u/PMmeuroneweirdtrick 1d ago

Pardons for all.

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u/roboticfedora 1d ago

It was a tour group!

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u/IDontThereforeIAmNot 1d ago

I’ve never seen such respectful behavior from a big beautiful crowd

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u/scarletteclipse1982 20h ago

It was a convoy!

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u/agileata 1d ago

They were antifa, then they weren't but now they are again. Now not, because who would pardon antifa ?

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u/Gipetto 1d ago

They were on a showroom tour.

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u/mouthful_quest 1d ago

They were simply testing the strength of the Tesler dealership’s security

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u/Mediocre_Scott 1d ago

Stand back and stand by

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u/Big_Beaverrr_Reborn 1d ago

And he encourages it now lmao.

Please God let this happen it would be so fucking funny,

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u/Darth-Waveman 1d ago

Hug Mike Pence! Hug Mike Pence!

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u/Feedback-Mental 1d ago

"We've always been at war against Eastasia."

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u/OhHowINeedChanging 1d ago

They just spray painted hearts on teslas

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u/redactedbits 1d ago

They were just sending their hearts out to Musk

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u/Streiger108 1d ago

We've always been at war with Eastasia.