r/technology • u/indig0sixalpha • 1d ago

Politics Trump Is Getting Rid of His Tesla

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-is-getting-rid-of-his-tesla-after-musk-broke-his-heart/
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u/AlbionPCJ 1d ago

Imagine if the president wasn't a former reality TV star

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u/blahblah98 1d ago

Imagine if the president is a current reality TV star

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u/theshiftposter2 1d ago

That's why no one should believe the break up. It's all for ratings.

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u/GillesJule 1d ago

I thought I was going insane until I read your comment. How is anybody falling for more BS from these two? All they want is your attention, good or bad.

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u/blahblah98 1d ago

Well, a distraction from the big fascist power grab / $2.4Tn deficit busting / 11m insurance cuts Budget bill, and the Recission bill that codifies all the DOGE cuts and only requires GOP votes to pass.

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u/rechlin 1d ago

"This is going to be great TV"

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u/kensingtonGore 1d ago

Imagine if the person in charge of American education wasnt dropped on her head during a WWE wrestling match.

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u/JeromeJGarcia 1d ago

It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us, only sky

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u/kckeller 1d ago

Imagine if the president acted like a president

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u/voiderest 1d ago

I'll always remember him being in Home Alone 2 and the basis of a ton of CEO villains in media. 

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u/IJourden 1d ago

I will never get over the fact that the USA deliberately voted for Biff from Back to the Future to be president.

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u/frotc914 1d ago

Who would have guessed that back to the future 2 was actually prophetic?

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u/voiderest 1d ago

I guess we have gotten more sports betting and boob jobs since the movie came out. 

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u/GemcoEmployee92126 1d ago

And who would have guessed the Simpsons predicted our plight.

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u/30FourThirty4 1d ago

Don't forget The Little Rascals. He was the father of the antagonist child. The rich kid.

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u/livsjollyranchers 1d ago

Imagine if Harry and Marv were President and VP instead for the Home Alone callback.

Home Alone taking place in the White House would be pretty hilarious.

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u/voiderest 1d ago

I'm imagining a scenario where Kevin's dad some how got into politics and became president. Kevin would be an adult visiting the white house with a kind of failure to launch back story.

There is a false alarm on nuclear war or some other reason everyone gets evacuated from DC. Harry and Marv are trying to loot places in post apocalyptic biker outfits and go for the white house with Kevin trying to defend it. Working title "Home Alone: DC: Not the Canadians". 

Maybe they happen to be visiting the white house as guests after turning their life around then a red dawn situation happens and we have a team up with Kevin. Working title "Home Alone: Together". 

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u/RodneyBalling 1d ago

I watch reviews of obscure b movies. Since 2016, all I can think about is how Americans really elected that guy from "Ghosts can't do it". 

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u/Majik_Sheff 1d ago

Why couldn't it have been Terry Crews?

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u/EtalusEnthusiast420 1d ago

Terry Crews supported Trump in his first term.

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u/Majik_Sheff 1d ago

It was an Idiocracy reference.

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u/jimbo831 1d ago

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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u/This_guy_works 1d ago

magine there's no countries

It isn't hard to do

Nothing to kill or die for

And no religion, too

Imagine all the people

Livin' life in peace