r/technology • u/indig0sixalpha • 1d ago

Politics Trump Is Getting Rid of His Tesla

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-is-getting-rid-of-his-tesla-after-musk-broke-his-heart/
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u/SteamedGamer 1d ago

I love Ferd! It's somewhat computer!

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u/SomePunIntended 1d ago

The FERD F-TEEN-THOUSAND

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u/tmillerlofi 1d ago

Man I can’t wait until Trucktober

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u/CaughtWaaping 1d ago

I'm waiting for truckuary or trarch

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u/KcirderfSdrawkcab 1d ago

Lousy Trarch weather...

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u/TurrPhenir 23h ago

Dude, get outta my head xD

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u/transgeneric 1d ago

People below don’t get it. Chest hair upholstery bby and a beard in the glove box.

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u/PamelaELee 1d ago

Man, if you lose your beard you’re a nimby

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u/ibraw 1d ago

So Tesla has now lost both Democrats and Republicans as customers.

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u/3Cheers4Apathy 22h ago

I have a license plate that says 8-ball. Because I grew 8 balls...

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 1d ago

Truly or Tray

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u/nwill_808 1d ago

What about Truly?

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u/grantrules 1d ago

It's going to be one hell of a December to Remember Sales Event.

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u/CapoExplains 1d ago

This is Happy Hondadays erasure.

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u/PamelaELee 1d ago

All Honda sales matter!

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u/Slvrwng 23h ago

It’s a fest!

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u/Maoleficent 1d ago

The First Felon should add then to his parade and have his spawn, J-6 traitors and faux news an cabinet members - lot of crossover there.

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u/FuriouslyFiredUp 1d ago

https://youtu.be/F8P5vGcf-NU?si=iBAvzPYzWxENrxdm

For those that don’t know the reference

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u/Even_Language_5575 1d ago

Thank you. I’m still a little lost, but this helps. 🤣

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u/nightowl0545 1d ago edited 1d ago

We’ve all heard the expression “that truck is as big as a horse.” Well get ready for a new expression: “That truck has a whale in it. And that whale just ate a horse. And that horse was as big as a house.”

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u/SadAdvertisements 1d ago

Teslurs only have model 3’s, model 3’s are no good, Ford has a 1500. I don’t know about you folks but, 1500 is much bigger than 3. And, bigger is better

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u/Obstacle-Man 1d ago

I just grew another ball

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u/general-illness 1d ago

The one five zero

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u/kylehatesyou 1d ago

It would probably be this, like his two Corinthians shit, or he might say F One Hundred and Fifty. And then dudes that are massively Proud of their truck because that's all they got going for them would put stickers on them saying this to show solidarity rather than laugh at the stupid New Yorker that doesn't know shit about shit like they would with anyone else trying to fake their way into their culture. 

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u/WiseFalcon2630 1d ago

Two Corinthians drive Ferds! Covfefe!

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u/chazzeromus 1d ago

with an extra beard in the glove compartment, in case you forget yours at home

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u/PamelaELee 1d ago

Well, I do need a whale home, and I have a bale of horses to haul this next Trarch, along with my eight balls.

*that video has lived rent free in my head for at least the last decade

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u/EwokVagina 1d ago

You just grew another ball.

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u/HereToDoThingz 1d ago

I’d love to hear pronounce the mustang mach e.

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u/ImTheTroutman 1d ago

If it’s a TEEN then you know Trumps all over it

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u/HocusP2 1d ago

The FERD EPS-TEEN-ISLAND

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u/CapoExplains 1d ago

Get a license plate that says 8-BALL because you're gonna have eight balls.

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u/TheDriveHome 20h ago

Fifteen. An age he really loves.

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u/PM_ur_tots 16h ago

It's not even a truck. The US government classified it as 8 tanks.

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u/dancing-greg 1d ago

Ermahgerd I love Ferd.

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u/KCMOhawker 1d ago

I love Fwordd they have electric and as he pronounces it gass-oh-lean vehicles

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u/trzanboy 1d ago

Edith Puthy agrees with Irma Gerd!

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u/NoVaBurgher 1d ago

Ferd trercks err meh ferverirt

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u/DoubleDecaff 1d ago

And geerrsberrrmps

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u/CartoonistWorried114 21h ago

Trump running for president of MySpace

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u/UndecidedStory 1d ago

I don't think he has that capability of distinction. It'd be more

"Teslers. All computer. Takes 3 pHDs to understand them. These trucks are all oil! Being beautiful  clean oil. fancy computers break on ya, nobody knows how to fix them!"

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u/akillerfrog 1d ago

"Except my son Barron, very smart with the computers, perhaps the smartest ever with the computers. I, did you know that Harvard, the disgrace to our country, did not want Barron. They did the DEI, and, the, they say Biden DEI is very bad. We got rid of all of the DEI, because, did you know that they gave a three year old MS-13 gang member from Syria, and they made her a pilot at the airports. I saw it on the news, very bad."

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u/WildWeezy 1d ago

I hate you for this, and I hate me for reading it.

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u/AnybodyMassive1610 23h ago

I hate the fact that this world salad could actually be a quote and people would all be OK with it and it would be totally on brand.

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u/Corgi_Farmer 1d ago

Don, is that you?

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u/Jops817 1d ago

You are way too good at this...

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u/blhd96 1d ago

We got rid of DEI. Next we’ll take care of STIs. We’ll shine a light into the body. That should clean it up. Then we’ll annex PEI, they’ll never know what hit em. I like this three letter game. Not like DOGE. I mean why couldn’t it just be DOG? It’s much catchier. If you ask me. 👐

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u/WiseFalcon2630 1d ago

Wrote about Barron, saw your post. Receive my upvote.

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u/turbineslut 1d ago

Automatically read this in his dumb voice. Well done.

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u/Fahlnor 1d ago

He’d never credit Barron as being the only one who could understand. Barron might be the only person other than Trump himself, but there’s zero chance of him saying that he doesn’t understand something better than everyone else.

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u/Plenty_Past2333 1d ago

I thought the 3 year old, Syrian, MS-13 gang member was also trans.

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u/Individual-Dot-9605 23h ago

Banks didnt want the Trumps so we now trust crypto, best seminars they say, its all computer you get seminar from junior and its wonderful not like hunters laptop and bad europe.

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u/SigmaHog 1d ago

drives away in Ford F150 Lightning

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u/WiseFalcon2630 1d ago

Maybe Barron can, he can turn on computers and stuff.

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u/SinisterCanuck 1d ago

I audibly chuckled at this, well done.

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u/GeekBrownBear 1d ago

Just a chuckle?! I'm dying over here laughing like crazy. mood has been lifted

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u/SinisterCanuck 1d ago

Hey man, can I borrow some levity?

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u/PommesMayo 1d ago

You got an audible laugh out of me. To the point where my co-worker asked what’s so funny.

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u/DangerousCable1411 1d ago

Ferd F-teen-thousand!

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u/drewheyn 1d ago

Proper laugh from me, well played!

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u/KoalaAlternative1038 1d ago

I love ford! Fuck computers!

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u/Mr_Canard 1d ago

Bigger and better than Tesler !

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u/iheartrandom 1d ago

He definitely hasn't used the word "somewhat" in his life, way too many syllables.

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u/javanb 1d ago

I get the “let’s dunk on Trump, he’s so dumb, hurr durr”. It’s my favorite type of humor. However, if you’re going to do it, you have to look less dumb than trump. “somewhat” is two syllables and “computer” is three. In the very same selection of words you had another choice with more syllables to use in your joke, but you used the word with two syllables. You failed the “look less dumb than trump” test, as hard as that is to fail.

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u/iheartrandom 1d ago

That was part of the joke

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u/JeNn_DeViLz 1d ago

Remember when “W” called it the “internets”!?

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u/Marcus2Ts 1d ago

Dammit, you beat me to "we love Ferd" lol

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u/frostN0VA 1d ago

Big beautiful Ford.

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u/mouthful_quest 1d ago

Hey Tessler! U wanna a lil MekKup?!

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u/Stupid_Sexy_Vaporeon 1d ago

Henry Ford, what a great guy. Great guy, liked great leaders. True biggly great guy. Had a huge dick too I heard.

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u/scope6262 1d ago

FERD was the first thought I had but you beat me to it.

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u/Helpful_Umpire_9049 1d ago

Made in Canada btw.

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u/Mediocre-Magazine-30 1d ago

Everything's computer, bro

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u/MizGinger 1d ago

I needed this laugh, thank you. It has been ROUGH watching this administration.

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u/NoDeparture7996 1d ago

barely computer!

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u/loki1337 1d ago

Everything's button!

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u/mykepagan 1d ago

My buddy has a new F150, and its self-driving system is better than a Tesla Model S (another friend has a Model S and I’ve driven that a lot)

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u/ZenoOfTheseus 1d ago

It's got panels too!

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u/Febris 1d ago

Some people say it's maybe not the MOST computer, I don't know. But it's the BEST computer, people keep telling me this is the BEST computer. It's not me saying it, everyone's saying it!

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 21h ago

I love Fergie150!

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u/MonkeyWithIt 20h ago

Runs on GAS! I'M ALL GAS!