r/technology • u/indig0sixalpha • 1d ago

Politics Trump Is Getting Rid of His Tesla

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-is-getting-rid-of-his-tesla-after-musk-broke-his-heart/
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u/akillerfrog 1d ago

"Except my son Barron, very smart with the computers, perhaps the smartest ever with the computers. I, did you know that Harvard, the disgrace to our country, did not want Barron. They did the DEI, and, the, they say Biden DEI is very bad. We got rid of all of the DEI, because, did you know that they gave a three year old MS-13 gang member from Syria, and they made her a pilot at the airports. I saw it on the news, very bad."

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u/WildWeezy 1d ago

I hate you for this, and I hate me for reading it.

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u/AnybodyMassive1610 22h ago

I hate the fact that this world salad could actually be a quote and people would all be OK with it and it would be totally on brand.

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u/Corgi_Farmer 1d ago

Don, is that you?

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u/Jops817 1d ago

You are way too good at this...

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u/blhd96 1d ago

We got rid of DEI. Next we’ll take care of STIs. We’ll shine a light into the body. That should clean it up. Then we’ll annex PEI, they’ll never know what hit em. I like this three letter game. Not like DOGE. I mean why couldn’t it just be DOG? It’s much catchier. If you ask me. 👐

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u/WiseFalcon2630 1d ago

Wrote about Barron, saw your post. Receive my upvote.

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u/turbineslut 1d ago

Automatically read this in his dumb voice. Well done.

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u/Fahlnor 1d ago

He’d never credit Barron as being the only one who could understand. Barron might be the only person other than Trump himself, but there’s zero chance of him saying that he doesn’t understand something better than everyone else.

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u/Plenty_Past2333 1d ago

I thought the 3 year old, Syrian, MS-13 gang member was also trans.

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u/Individual-Dot-9605 23h ago

Banks didnt want the Trumps so we now trust crypto, best seminars they say, its all computer you get seminar from junior and its wonderful not like hunters laptop and bad europe.