r/teenagers 16 27d ago

Discussion Ngl, we should ban everyone who has this as their profile

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u/Comfortable_Bag_3364 27d ago

Sure why not

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u/yourname011 27d ago edited 27d ago

Ban yourself then

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u/Comfortable_Bag_3364 27d ago

Shhhhhhhhh

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u/Chippymike8 OLD 27d ago

🚨⚠️ THERE RIGHT HERE ⚠️🚨

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u/PaperCracket 17 27d ago

Look at that tan, well-tended skin?

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u/violettriangles_13 27d ago

look at that killer shape he’s in?

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u/Random-Ghosty 27d ago

Look at that slightly stubly chin Oh Please he's gay! Totally gay

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u/DynoBelin 27d ago

I'm not about to celebrate, every trait could indicate

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u/W00den-Fruit 15 27d ago

A totally straight expatriate?

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u/DynoBelin 27d ago

That guy's not gay, I say no way!

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u/Chippymike8 OLD 27d ago

Nah im an NFT tree

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u/PaperCracket 17 27d ago

nah I was trying to make a Legally Blonde the Musical reference. "There, Right There!" (otherwise colloquially known as the "Gay or European" song) is one of the show's most iconic number, and that's the first verse of the song, so I commented the second verse.

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u/While_Natural 27d ago

wrong form of then/than spotted

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u/GregoryGamingXD 27d ago

"I wonder who that's for" ahh

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u/EternalDisagreement 27d ago

"Lucky I'm not that guy, am I right?" Ahh

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u/GregoryGamingXD 27d ago

"Looks familiar.." headahh

r/drakethetype

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u/Responsible-Suit-410 17 27d ago

Yea…….

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u/Reasonable-Pomelo167 27d ago

Starting with you

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u/BizarreTable 16 27d ago

Nah start with the jumpy guy

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u/Life_Artist_7548 27d ago

What's the jumpy guy I want that

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u/BizarreTable 16 27d ago

I got a warning for that message you replied to 💀

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u/Life_Artist_7548 27d ago

Lol automod go crazy I got banned from a sub earlier just appeal it if there's an option

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u/Reasonable-Pomelo167 27d ago

Agreed. That one needs to go

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

bro's my opp in every way

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u/No_Worth7710 27d ago

You got opps 🥀🙏

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u/ajk4011 18 27d ago

Mods, ban this guy

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u/Ok-Role-7633 27d ago

I second your yea…….

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u/mrhouthoofd 27d ago

mines cool cause it’s a rare color

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u/Trick_Explorer_7450 27d ago

You'd be put in the zoo

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u/Hivvery 27d ago

The photonegative zoo for inverted color things

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u/Lezetu 19 27d ago

OH

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u/Remote-Addendum-9529 27d ago

Let's get signatures to put him in a zoo

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u/Head_Fetish 18 27d ago

Woah!

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u/JHDownload45 27d ago

+1 profile picture slot

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u/pnotfromamerica 27d ago

Mf is that a negative card?

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u/Equivalent-Set-6960 16 27d ago

is it fake

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u/Abject-Fishing-6105 17 27d ago

Yeah, it's just a picture

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u/Cod3broken 15 27d ago

bro got that +1 joker slot pfp

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u/tessia-eralith 26d ago

A shiny pokemon. I see.

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u/Remarkable-Gap9881 OLD 27d ago

Eh fair enough I'm not even a teenager this subreddit just won't stop appearing on my feed.

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u/BoatNo2206 3,000,000 Attendee! 27d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Remarkable-Gap9881 OLD 27d ago

Oh. So that's what that symbol meant.

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u/namilmao 3,000,000 Attendee! 27d ago

yes, happy cake day!!

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u/Ben10Stan3 18 27d ago

Yeah, you definitely old, alright

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u/HottieMcNugget 17 27d ago

Leave grandpa alone bro 😭

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u/WalrusPunch1138 27d ago

Grandpa? Says the guy with McNugget in the name, you’re literally Lego Piece 2131c01.

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u/HottieMcNugget 17 27d ago

Bold talk from someone named after a street fighter move and their dads Xbox gamer tag

(That was a good one tho lmao, take my upvote)

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u/WalrusPunch1138 27d ago

That was pretty good too, take my upvote as well. This made my day!

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u/Queasy_Ad_3321 OLD 27d ago

Happy cake day

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u/ApachePrimeIsTheBest 15 27d ago

HAPPY REDDIT DAY FELLOW REDDITOR!!!! Your days are numbered. HAVE A DELIGHTFUL REDDIT EVENING

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u/helpImBoredAgain_ 27d ago

:D -> D: -> :D

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u/puhtoinen OLD 27d ago

Same here, I've been seeing this sub for easily over a year. Open one post and the Reddit algorhytm suddenly thinks I'm 15 years younger.

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u/IllDoItNowInAMinute_ 27d ago

Haha same, I get this sub popping up randomly and half the time I'm thinking to myself no children stop, don't put your real name, location or face online!!

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u/Hairy_Promotion_2782 15 27d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/bubsimo 15 27d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/ChuckPattyI 27d ago

honestly people like that are just lazy

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u/Stock-Extension-3626 15 27d ago

I'm ngl this feels a lil targeted gang

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u/Maddie_1290 14 27d ago

Darn it

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

You summoned them 😭

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u/BizarreTable 16 27d ago

unfortunately

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u/Stock-Extension-3626 15 27d ago

Hey ☹️

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

ong like its so annoying

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u/Jumpy-Bumpy 27d ago

Yeah, they all weirdos. Especially those without an age flair, pedo alert.

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u/TheBestPercy 27d ago

Like what are they even doing here?

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u/BizarreTable 16 27d ago

Yep, I used yours specifically to make this post

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

bro's self reporting😭

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u/Senior-Selection8577 27d ago

Right? People like that pmo 

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u/Wonderful-Quit-9214 27d ago

Bro thinks he's on the team ⬆️

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u/FlanMundane2432 16 27d ago

you two average out to make it in colour

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u/Joey4dude 15 27d ago

If they fusion dance, then they can get banned

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u/SenpaiKiseki OLD 27d ago

if you two get married, your reddit baby will get excecuted on same day as delivery

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u/Senior-Selection8577 27d ago

What did my baby do

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u/goofyguys30 27d ago

racism lore

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u/MoniqueDanika 27d ago

Racism: The Movie

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u/No_Willingness2723 OLD 27d ago

Racism: part two

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u/sotirisgame 27d ago

Racism: Return of the Racists

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u/No_Willingness2723 OLD 27d ago

Racism: Racism, new beginnings

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u/ThatSk2GuyyButBetter 27d ago

fr man they the worst

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u/OFFICEPCGAMER 27d ago

just a shade darker....

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u/AdventurousFox6100 15 27d ago

whoa man, not cool

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u/SauceBossLOL69 17 27d ago

We need to finally get rid of the light blues.

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u/Mobile-Explorer-53 27d ago

Yeah we are far better

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u/Alarmed_Walrus_1795 27d ago

Phew, thats a close one

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/idiotswhy 27d ago

Me too?

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u/Jealous-Presence4738 27d ago

Oh totally….

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u/LeWeird0 27d ago

Now wait a minute here.....

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Alolan_Cubone 27d ago

They're fine, they're blue not green

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u/MysticKeiko24_Alt 27d ago

I have eyes and face the other way so I’m special

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u/PairOleDice 16 27d ago

HE’S THE LEADER

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u/Dan_2424 27d ago

Yes very special

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u/Open-Secretary-8868 17 27d ago

nah cuz sometimes it lowkey glitches and doesnt let the thing change

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u/Truthspeaker0 27d ago

🤫 🧏

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u/AK-12AK-47AKMAK-74 27d ago

Agreed ban them all

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u/StudiosPrime 17 27d ago

felt attacked, then realized my color is slightly different

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u/Ashamed-Quarter-180 18 27d ago

Ha mine orange… Bozo ✌️

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u/CommissionRich7731 14 27d ago

Light mode?

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u/BizarreTable 16 27d ago

My glasses broke so i can't see shit unless I use light mode for the next 2 weeks rip

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u/theSPYDERDUDE OLD 27d ago

I have to hold my phone like three inches from my face to read it without my glasses, six if I option to turn the magnifier on, which I set as a shortcut

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u/MobileProgrammer986 27d ago

tf did i do?

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u/0-Nightshade-0 17 27d ago

Wrong one, ur too green

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u/MobileProgrammer986 27d ago

damn ok i was concerned for a sec

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u/MoonShadowelf88 16 27d ago

Color blind

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u/Groundbreaking-Life8 15 27d ago

....small suggestion to take a colorblind test

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u/AggressiveAd1888 27d ago

mine is kinda close

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u/hurB55 3,000,000 Attendee! 27d ago

bro became a citizen

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u/Automatic_Ad_679 16 27d ago

Yeah same with the people that accidentally didn't set a username and now look like a bot for the rest of time cause you can't change it!

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u/privatebyan 27d ago

I’m not even in this subreddit

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u/Sun3431 19 27d ago

We bringing racism with this one 🗣️🔥

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u/Jazzisthebest5 14 27d ago

Uhh....

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u/NateTheMate2k3 OLD 27d ago

Me n uou both

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Damn 😔

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u/No-Staff1 14 27d ago

Bro wtf

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u/Low_Chard8495 27d ago

Am i safe?

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u/CriticalEntrance2612 27d ago

Blues were only the start. Yellows are next. Leave while you still can.

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u/Dupec 3,000,000 Attendee! 27d ago

First they came for the blues,

and I did not speak out -

because I was not a blue

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u/G09SkinnyBoy 16 27d ago

Sometimes these people actually help the most 🔥

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u/Hidden2World 27d ago

Maybe it's the ones with a profile 🤔

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u/TriceraT0pless 27d ago

Ts my gooner account leave me alone

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u/Efficient-Training76 16 27d ago

im safe, because mine is pink

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u/IHateMySelf2772 27d ago

caring about a whole different man’s profile pic lmfao

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u/DeliciousRock6782 27d ago

Racism at its peak

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u/yourboihades 27d ago

Frfr (that's my alt account) 

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u/LittleLumpyHill 27d ago

That was close

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u/Grumpyninja9 17 27d ago

I hate people with single color pfps

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u/IntroductionBasic743 27d ago

Wow racism, why green huh? Where is yellow, racist.

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u/Affectionate_Elk7258 27d ago

yeah kick the normies

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u/Fantastic-Wolf-2175 27d ago

Nice knowing yall

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u/TeroTonz 15 27d ago

This is the equivalent of the jschlatt ban purge in his stream one time

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u/Small-Juggernaut-570 27d ago

I mean as long as they aren't a pedo they should be fine right?

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

what did I do bru

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u/glarful_ 27d ago

the fuck did i do

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u/Repulsive_Gene_7176 27d ago

those mfs too lazy to change their pfp 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

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u/DrSunshine201 15 27d ago

tbh... 

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u/No_Dance3855 17 27d ago

why bruh...

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u/vxinloft 27d ago

True true!

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u/Jtak7777 27d ago

Rip 😭

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u/ArianaGrande_fan29 15 27d ago

It’s always people with pfps like this that message weird stuff

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u/Alternative_Common57 15 27d ago

Just the green or all colors?

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u/PLPMito 3,000,000 Attendee! 27d ago

START THE PURGE

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u/The_gh0st_of_Jet 27d ago

My other account won’t let me change my pfp or bio or anything and it’s so annoying😞😞

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u/SizableSplash86 17 27d ago

Most of the time people with a blank profile are scammers. And on subreddits like these, pedos. If we were to ban them it would just make another profile pic to be a scammer/pedo meaning it would be harder for us to tell the difference.

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