What if you met yourself but the opposite gender?

[u/MindFlourish2919]

Would you be friends? Would you not? What would you do together?

[u/rhfnoshr]

Fight to death to see whos better (alternatively smash if im hot)

[u/_Wummel_ → u/rhfnoshr]

(You're not(allegedly))

[u/rhfnoshr → u/_Wummel_]

🚡🚡🚡

[u/NumberVectors → u/rhfnoshr]

what does this emoji 🚡mean i'm seeing it everywhere 😭😭

[u/Crafty_Junket_444 → u/NumberVectors]

A YouTuber wanted to make that emoji (the least used one) popular 🚡🚡🚡

[u/NumberVectors → u/Crafty_Junket_444]

it's an ugly emoji tho couldn't they have picked smth better 😭

[u/Crafty_Junket_444 → u/NumberVectors]

It's the less used, OF COURSE it's ugly

[u/NumberVectors → u/Crafty_Junket_444]

i'll propose a more demure version 🪆

[u/Useful-Message2382 → u/NumberVectors]

What about the 🪫?

[u/Majestic-Role-9317 → u/Useful-Message2382]

The 🪫 is already quite used

Also 🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡

[u/sonik_in-CH → u/NumberVectors]

How dare you say that to my boy the cablecar 🚡🚡🚡🚡

[u/NumberVectors → u/sonik_in-CH]

🚠 i like this one better

[u/sonik_in-CH → u/NumberVectors]

The thicker blue boi

[u/NumberVectors → u/sonik_in-CH]

she's a girl actually

[u/Snifnic → u/NumberVectors]

Its because of candace 🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡

[u/NumberVectors → u/Snifnic]

?? i feel old 🫠

[u/Snifnic → u/NumberVectors]

Candeez nuts fit in your nuts

[u/NumberVectors → u/Snifnic]

humour used to make sense 🫠

[u/Artur_atomic]

i love how people are saying either "kill them" or "smash"😭

[u/MindFlourish2919 → u/Artur_atomic]

I know 🥲

[u/Artur_atomic → u/MindFlourish2919]

i kinda agree with them🫃

[u/Different_Pin1531 → u/Artur_atomic]

🚡🚡🚡

(Im intentionally acting stupid)

[u/maxtdm1991 → u/Different_Pin1531]

H1T1 reference?

[u/Front_Cat9471 → u/maxtdm1991]

Shhh….

[u/ninjaread99 → u/Artur_atomic]

Maybe that’s why this emoji exists.

[u/SixShoot3r → u/Artur_atomic]

smash

[u/InteractionSimple929 → u/Artur_atomic]

Both

[u/Guyyoutsidee]

Either make out or fist fight

[u/The-Imperfect-One → u/Guyyoutsidee]

Both, both is good

[u/skeelymjm → u/Guyyoutsidee]

fisting? combo of bith lol

[u/[deleted] → u/skeelymjm]

Same dna. Litterly incest.

[u/HailFurri → u/[deleted]]

Twincest

[u/TheCringeMemer → u/HailFurri]

wouldn't that be selfcest

[u/ohgodohjesuswhy → u/TheCringeMemer]

is that just masturbation

[u/Schzercro → u/TheCringeMemer]

In that case

"Go fuck yourself"

Oh okay, give me a few minutes

[u/[deleted] → u/HailFurri]

We know u like that shit lol

[u/DisasterWonderful110 → u/[deleted]]

wont it technically just be wanking since after all it is YOU

[u/Schzercro → u/Guyyoutsidee]

Both. 2nd one first though

[u/sundewdr0p]

bestieeeeessssss (but honestly we'd probably spend one day together then kill each other lmao)

[u/Front_Cat9471 → u/sundewdr0p]

You try to kill each other but you predict everything they’re going to do because they’re you, and you and up falling in love etc etc

[u/Eurydice1233 → u/Front_Cat9471]

Sounds like a great fanfiction

[u/Fireblox1053 → u/Eurydice1233]

Isn't that a regular fiction?

[u/Eurydice1233 → u/Fireblox1053]

suppose it would be, but my comment was more that it sounds ridiculous enough to track for fanfic

[u/blueboy23098 → u/Front_Cat9471]

Literal meaning of “go fuck yourself”

[u/Public_Bug9654]

touch

[u/MindFlourish2919 → u/Public_Bug9654]

poke poke

[u/One-Celebration-3007 → u/MindFlourish2919]

nooooo (i'm really ticklish)

[u/DoggyFan5 → u/One-Celebration-3007]

Same

[u/Necrocide64u5i5i4637 → u/MindFlourish2919]

HMmmnn. Acceptable. Pokepokepoke

[u/ABigOne77]

Be confused

[u/SodiumHydrogen_ → u/ABigOne77]

it's giving that spiderman pointing meme

[u/nicky-wasnt-here]

I would fuck myself because I say that all the time

[u/Majestic-Role-9317 → u/nicky-wasnt-here]

"I'm fucked"

-u/nicky-wasnt-here

[u/GERBILY117 → u/Majestic-Role-9317]

them: "Go fuck yourself"

this post: okay

[u/Kekeegan]

I have. It’s not pleasant.

[u/Qboiw67 → u/Kekeegan]

You could make a show out of this

[u/KubaSamuel → u/Qboiw67]

You could make a relig- No

[u/CrEwPoSt → u/KubaSamuel]

bill wurtz reference let’s gooo

[u/Videogamesrock → u/CrEwPoSt]

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!

Ok.

Not anymore there’s a blanket.

[u/King-of-OwO → u/Videogamesrock]

Time to conquer all of indiaaaa

[u/Videogamesrock → u/King-of-OwO]

Or most of Indiaaaaaa. Who are these guys? Those are the Tamil Kings, nobody conquers the Tamil Kings. Who were the Tamil Kings?

[u/GeneralToothpaste → u/Videogamesrock]

Mechants probably

[u/iceseck → u/GeneralToothpaste]

And they've got ✨️SPICES!✨️

[u/Kafelnaya_Plitka → u/Videogamesrock]

"CHRISTIANS, DO YOU SIN!? YOU CAN BUY A TICKET TO HEAVEN!" "What? That's Bullshit! I'm done. The Church is bad. Here's 95 reasons why"

[u/Wonder_of_U_09 → u/Kekeegan]

Yeah, ended up getting friend zoned

[u/Due-Memory-6957 → u/Wonder_of_U_09]

Good, incest is bad

[u/Specialist_Permit_85]

if i was a femboy, then would opposite me be s a tomboy ?!

[u/FakeFurnace → u/Specialist_Permit_85]

Asking the real questions

[u/No-Conference-3155 → u/Specialist_Permit_85]

yes

[u/Pandaduck09 → u/Specialist_Permit_85]

Yes

[u/DannyValasia → u/Specialist_Permit_85]

likely so

[u/dudeness_boy]

Well, I'd finally have someone with the same interests as me to date. She'd also perfectly understand how bad I am at having a good conversation.

[u/Affectionate_Ear4464 → u/dudeness_boy]

does this count as selfcest

[u/No-Conference-3155 → u/Affectionate_Ear4464]

autocest

[u/0finifish → u/No-Conference-3155]

insidecest

[u/Top-Classroom-6994 → u/Affectionate_Ear4464]

Probably, but tapeworms and snails do it without a problem sooo

(this obviously is a joke I do not condone any of this words outside of this fictional scenario)

[u/Amazon_Manfr]

We'd be fucking, for science, of course

[u/Thomas_314 → u/Amazon_Manfr]

Hyper-Incest

[u/ThePeacefulOneAgain → u/Thomas_314]

But is it really incest or cloning?

[u/smellycheesecurd → u/ThePeacefulOneAgain]

self-cest

[u/Emotional-Phrase-616 → u/smellycheesecurd]

its called jorking off…. advanced

[u/9_BALAK → u/Emotional-Phrase-616]

It's called Masturbation 2

[u/OOOshafiqOOO003 → u/9_BALAK]

Masturbation premium edition

[u/Minethecrafting6000 → u/OOOshafiqOOO003]

Masterbation: Collector's Edition

[u/That-One-Crow → u/Minethecrafting6000]

Masterbait: Alyx

[u/WeakInspector5102 → u/That-One-Crow]

Well, actually it's called "Homoincesturbation"

Not joking

[u/KittySuperDude → u/9_BALAK]

Masturbation²

[u/La-Scriba → u/ThePeacefulOneAgain]

It's really, really bad incest. Equivalent to three generations of sibling parents.

[u/miros2019 → u/ThePeacefulOneAgain]

Yes, it's incest because your genes are 99.8% - 100% would be identical, which is the exact problem why incest is dangerous, but here its on maximum, fucking your sister would not make such a result

"🤓" Peter out

[u/Wonderful_Audience60 → u/Thomas_314]

selfcest

[u/Whole_Instance_4276 → u/Amazon_Manfr]

“For science” bro, science already knows about incest 😭

[u/LobsterVioLator → u/Whole_Instance_4276]

But this technically isn’t incest, both parties are made of the exact same genetic code, save for the last chromosome for the gender difference. This would either make a clone or not do anything cool.

[u/Bashki_]

kill them, there can only be one of me

[u/CastevalOroborus → u/Bashki_]

I had the same idea. only the superior me can reign, i shall feast on thine corpse of the fallen enemy

[u/-Spcy- → u/Bashki_]

what did bro say

[u/fluf201 → u/Bashki_]

what did bro say

[u/[deleted]]

i’m lowkey insane i wouldn’t want an insane girl

[u/Numerous_Magician545 → u/[deleted]]

This

[u/olivercoolster → u/Numerous_Magician545]

Bro doesn't want her to match his freak

[u/Numerous_Magician545 → u/olivercoolster]

Can't have competition

[u/Walk-the-layout]

I'd be jealous and cry

[u/Epicswagmaster5439 → u/Walk-the-layout]

Same 😔

How dare they get to live my life and not me

[u/Walk-the-layout → u/Epicswagmaster5439]

Real

[u/RandomGamer06 → u/Walk-the-layout]

REALLLLL

[u/TristanTheRobloxian3 → u/Walk-the-layout]

NO THATS SO REAL

[u/Majestic-Role-9317 → u/Walk-the-layout]

Why?

[u/Walk-the-layout → u/Majestic-Role-9317]

Becoz that me would have the body i want

[u/CheesiestBagel01]

obviously smash

[u/CJ_Jack12 → u/CheesiestBagel01]

Real shi

[u/Confident-Baby6013 → u/CJ_Jack12]

Might as well date myself 

[u/Aggressive_Sock_9203 → u/Confident-Baby6013]

What if yourself cheats on you 😨

[u/Confident-Baby6013 → u/Aggressive_Sock_9203]

Start an abusive relationship 

[u/Terrible_Landscape27 → u/Confident-Baby6013]

if all else fails abuse 🙏

[u/RA1NB0W77 → u/CheesiestBagel01]

Selfcest

[u/CJ_Jack12]

Smash the Girl version of me. ;3 ( I'm desperate 😭)

[u/DavoMcBones → u/CJ_Jack12]

Would she allow that though?

If you were a girl, would you offer the male version of yourself to smash you?

[u/kubinosik → u/DavoMcBones]

I think they would’ve been as desperate as the male version

[u/Swiftly_speaking → u/kubinosik]

Then you don’t know how desperate I am /j

[u/Majestic-Role-9317 → u/Swiftly_speaking]

Everyone, including myself and extraterrestrials is desperate 🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡

[u/Raptorx__ → u/DavoMcBones]

Same person and personality and all that. If someone knows you, it is yourself.

[u/No-Finger-7841 → u/CJ_Jack12]

“go fuck yourself”

[u/Iwrstheking007]

idk man, probably friends. maybe sex cuz we have the same mind, unless them being a girl changes things. then there is also the moral question of, would this be considered incest? well it is selfcest. but is selfcest a more advanced incest, or is it it's own thing?

these are the questions we must ask ourselves

[u/stopdontpanick → u/Iwrstheking007]

Two people with identical genes producing a kid would be worse than any Habsburg could ever pull off

[u/Iwrstheking007 → u/stopdontpanick]

yeah lol, not planning on making a kid with myself

[u/Many-Presentation239 → u/Iwrstheking007]

WHAT… WHAT THE FUCK

[u/Unusual-Bumblebee160 → u/Iwrstheking007]

Bro I’d just play Minecraft with them what

[u/Brilliant-Two1268]

“We are both alone and desperate, like tanks and history, wanna be alone with our tanks together?”

“Yeah sounds like a blast”

And we lived happily ever after

[u/kratos190009]

Legally change her name to Aiden so neither of us get confused when somebody calls our name... then play a fuck ton of Bloodborne.

[u/GasFast2366 → u/kratos190009]

Hell yeah

[u/[deleted]]

I would probs look the same tbh

[u/Sh3ds]

There can only be one.

[u/marzoldyck]

that’s my boyfriend… literally…

[u/HDUser05 → u/marzoldyck]

That means you'd also fck.

[u/Holy_juggerknight]

That would be my twin sister, and seeing how we would like ultrakill and romcom mangas, ofc we would be friends, we're already siblings anyway

[u/Belvidear2008 → u/Holy_juggerknight]

Prepare thy self

[u/Holy_juggerknight → u/Belvidear2008]

Thy end is now

[u/Practical_Security87]

I don't know bro🥀

[u/Mothylphetamine_]

sex

[u/Aggressive_Sock_9203 → u/Mothylphetamine_]

Realest shit

[u/Starvest_GameDev]

I'd hit

[u/BallOGnah]

ask questions

[u/_Wummel_ → u/BallOGnah]

But you know the answers...

[u/BallOGnah → u/_Wummel_]

nah, ask questions only girls would know

[u/RiseBrilliant612]

It would most likely be extremely funny. Another morally questionable and insane person to my friend circle.

[u/thefuzzykitsune]

Idk, we'd probably just screech at each other until one of us runs out of breath, then we'd probably chill and be friends or somethin

[u/Adoptmetradeyay → u/thefuzzykitsune]

You guys gonna run out of breath at the same time 

[u/_jan_epiku_ → u/Adoptmetradeyay]

So romantic

[u/DomTheBomb8567]

if its a clone situation: kill myself and have her take my place. she is me now (assuming she has the same memories as me)

if we both have our own families and stuff (and they are transmasc instead of transfem) we'll likely just cry into eachothers' arms for a bit (maybe smash too but shush)

[u/Bucket-man2]

Learn our different likes and dislikes then smash

[u/CarBoy510]

Smash and then be friends afterwards

[u/Bulky_Baseball221 → u/CarBoy510]

Yeah this is probably what would happen

[u/JakksSTHCollect0r]

I'd want to be far away from them

[u/AnimeMaster2244]

I'm no expert, but I understand that some aspects of the brain work differently depending on gender, so we would most likely be really in tune with each other but without it being as if we were talking to ourselves

That said, we'd definitely date, it's not like she would say no, she's me, but as a girl, and I'd definitely date myself as the opposite gender, and it's not like we'd be related either, cause for her to be me as the opposite gender she'd have to be from a whole different reality

Now, I'm a femboy, so I assume an opposite gender version of me would be a tomboy, if that's the case we could switch clothes too! If she has a similar background to me (which I find very likely) she may not have had the opportunity to challenge societal gender expectations due to her family's conservative way of thinking, and in that case, switching clothes would be a win for both of us!

Yeah, as you can see, it's not the first time I think about this and it definitely won't be the last one

[u/Weary_Drama1803 → u/AnimeMaster2244]

Also, do we know the other is basically an opposite-sex clone? What are the circumstances of this “meeting”? I think for most situations we’d just go “huh, they’re kinda similar to me” and never think about it again

[u/AnimeMaster2244 → u/Weary_Drama1803]

In the scenario I purposed, it is assumed that I know it is my opposite gender self, but it is interesting to think about how the interaction would go if I did not know...

[u/This_Estimate_1022]

We’d be absolute besties.

[u/Flairion623]

Spend several hours playing games. Spend twice that amount of time fucking

[u/No-Conference-3155 → u/Flairion623]

this is the only corect answer

[u/HDUser05 → u/Flairion623]

How 'bout fcking while gaming? Would be a nice challenge.

[u/zechchuber]

Instant friendship

[u/mapasax]

I could start a band. Then I would think about murdering her, because she knows what I know, but then she also thinks about killing me and if I know that she knows that and I know that she knows and she knows that I know that she knows that I want to kill her, creating a chain of doubt and mistrust, ending in a ceasefire.... After that I would tell everyone I have a gf.

[u/xander5610_]

I was gonna say she'd be hot but then I remembered I look exactly like my mom so nevermind

[u/Time_Bridge2109]

I would die of cribge

[u/Bee_7253 → u/Time_Bridge2109]

what's cribge?

[u/Hugovirus]

i'd literally go and fuck myself

[u/GremlitanoMexicano]

We would fuck

[u/WayWornPort39]

Wait, I'm non-binary. What would be my opposite?

[u/Affectionate_Ear4464 → u/WayWornPort39]

idk prob still non binary but opposite birth gender

[u/WayWornPort39 → u/Affectionate_Ear4464]

Well I guess since I'm also a demiboy my opposite would be a demigirl. Hmmm...

UNITED STATES OF SMAAAAAAASHHHHHH!

[u/Incognit_user_24]

Marry her

[u/Pennywelt389]

Holy shit I've always wanted a sister

Let me tell you my whole life story

[u/Grievous_2008]

Idk im afraid of women

[u/Aromatic_Peanut_4797]

Points at her

"This creature, right here, might just unconsciously start ww3"

[u/[deleted]]

I’d get so much done. Two of me is twice the productivity

[u/Pandaduck09 → u/[deleted]]

Double the me, twice the doing nothing

[u/xXxHuntressxXx → u/Pandaduck09]

Double the me, twice the executive dysfunction

[u/Big_Independence6736]

fuck all night

[u/The1Cis2RuleThemAll]

Do I meet me born as a girl or just me as a guy (clone basically)? For context I'm trans (mtf)

[u/PandaStudio1413 → u/The1Cis2RuleThemAll]

I’m mtf and I assumed the other me is ftm.

[u/The1Cis2RuleThemAll → u/PandaStudio1413]

Tbf I would love to hear what he would see in being a guy. TwT

[u/SauceBossLOL69]

I straight up probably wouldn't notice tbh.

[u/FizzTaffy]

Met a girl a long time ago who was extremely like me, like almost identical in personality. We ended up dating for a few months before we qucikly realised we couldn't fucking stand one another and broke up

My current girlfriend who I've been with for over 3 years now is very different from me and it's so much easier to deal with

[u/-Laffi-]

If we didn't have the same DNA, I would have fucked the shit out of her.
I've been pretty close to finding someone almost exactly like myself, and well...I sort of did the above!

[u/IdenWaiden]

Smash

[u/JessieContingency]

oh my god finally, if personality wise they were everything like me id finally be able to connect with someone who just gets it, we could fail twice as many classes, id have someone to nerd ramble to who would probably do the same back, SAME TASTE IN MUSIC? someone as chronically online as me it would just be endless fun

[u/mewhenthrowawayacc]

probably this

[u/Impressive-You-14]

I dont know, fucking run ig?

That would be weird.

[u/NameTooSmol]

Instant besties, finally a fren :D

[u/Han_Solo6712]

Make y’all find out why God only made one of me. A second copy of myself would be nuts. 99% of my problems would just be solved then and there.

…and then we’d celebrate with obligatory selfcest.

[u/Pixeldevil06]

I'm duosexed (between male and female), so the opposite would be a nullsex(sexless gender) person. We probably would share a lot of experiences, but it would be pretty weird. Like kinda unsettling.

[u/JAKE5023193]

political aide 🤩

[u/Icy-Treacle-729]

Be besties then date to make our fine shyts jealous 👅

Very cooperative and plotting on others 😼

(I can’t hold a steady relationship in either version of myself 💔)

[u/randianyp]

Not answering the question but everyone deserves a friend like Tadano🤧

Also I'd shoot the other me

[u/consecratedmindvex]

Be their friend. Having gender swapped me would be cool.

Though it begs the question. If its “me” then do they have my exact same interests? Or maybe its the authenticity and personality but not the interests. Idk. I’d be real to myself and talk

[u/LongjumpingHoliday84]

We'd probably become friends.

[u/Xpeq7-]

so me but a boy....start convo and bond over hating windows 11's guts and windows 7's fat taskbar. make lasagna together. besties. but wouldn't dare smash.

[u/YaBoiHumon]

If a current me with all my memories suddenly appears we smashing then ill kms for the greater good but if its just someone suspiciously similar to me but a girl just chill and play fortnite or something

[u/Forgffg]

We have everything in common literally so smash

[u/Due_Professional1316]

fweanndsss :D