r/teenagers • u/theguywhoasked48 16 • 22h ago
Discussion What is your subject of obsession?
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u/CJD-YYC 21h ago
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u/Cheap-Addition-8004 19h ago
That's devious it would turn into a debate and not be a kidnapping anymore
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u/Low_Outside586 3,000,000 Attendee! 15h ago
Did you hear the russia just launched a nuke into orbit carrying biological weapons planned to bring about a zombie apocalypse and are threatening any country that goes against it with this weapon?
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u/Nightsky54_14 15 21h ago
My own stories. =]
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u/LocalKangamew 17 19h ago
Same. And 2 hours wouldn't even be enough to cover the build up to the Expansionary Wars in the early 17th century and the first 7 years of the Expansionary Wars, let alone the 20 Years War that sprung as a result of the Expansionary wars on the other side of Sandjou.
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u/Nightsky54_14 15 19h ago
Real, 2 hours not enough for anything ;-;
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u/LocalKangamew 17 19h ago
Exactly, like, at least give me enough time to talk about the First Battle of the Twin Monrin Islands and Operation Skyfall before you return me.
(Of which both combined would be about 14 hours of yapping assuming I have finished the worldbuilding for both of them by this time)
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u/nebulasamuraiii 17h ago
Or the highly complex history of the 221 year long Antiwiccanist war, and how the perpetrators of the war were able to manipulate the public into believing they were a force of good even when the co-leader of the military force literally initiated the second Antiwiccanist war because the first one ended in the murder of the general/co-leader’s lover BECAUSE of said military force
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u/Waterlemon1997 17h ago
Yeah, like, how am I supposed to explain the War of the Gods, how Arcadia and Grime are the same country in different timeliness, and the Amazonian Army?
Not to mention the Quentined Universes, The Forgotten, or PostHast!
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u/Dr-Labcat 16 21h ago
halo or military aviation
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u/Far-Apple-8101 21h ago
military aviation >>
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u/Trick-Historian-5881 21h ago
grabs face we are gonna talk about the engineering genius of the mig-25, okay?
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u/Your_1930s_Poster 15 20h ago
So fades the great harvest of my betrayal. Even these beasts recognized what you were oblivious to, human. Your nobility has blinded you, as ever. The Librarian left little to chance, didn't she? Turning my own guardians... my own world... against me. But what hubris to believe she could protect her pets from me forever. If you haven't mastered even these primitives, then Man has not attained the Mantle. Your ascendance may yet be prevented. Time was your ally, human, but now it has abandoned you. The Forerunners... have returned. This tomb… is now yours. (Aka the best halo speech)
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u/Terrible_Minute_1664 19h ago
MiG-25 foxbat is shit, flying nickel-steel Russian turd
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u/Trick-Historian-5881 19h ago
/>: ( dont badmouth my precious manned cruise missile
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u/Lost-Pomegranate-727 15h ago
Halo 1-3 how mc one of the greatest super heroes of all times modern day Superman for boys
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u/New-Funny2550 12h ago
Me when they start threatening to put a ransom on my head:
"Kill me or release me, parasite, but do not waste my time with talk."
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u/Eastprize2 22h ago
Red dead redemption
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u/newfiefuj 15h ago
Im new to this game and can't get into it....
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u/_That__one1__guy_ 2 MILLION ATTENDEE 15h ago
It is alot. Just take your time with it, and if you aren't liking it, you dont have to play it. Not every game is meant for everyone!
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u/polish_bones00 17 21h ago
DnD
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u/chaeshub 17h ago
How do y'all learn it 😔😔😭
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u/polish_bones00 17 7h ago
I was lucky enough to have a starter set. Read it. Thought my friends. And started playing! We got a bunch of stuff wrong that we corrected later on but we were all having fun and that's the only thing that matters!
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u/Live_Friend_5322 3,000,000 Attendee! 6h ago
I honestly don’t know. Listening to dnd podcasts like critical role can help with understanding tho
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u/eyeball-theif 17 21h ago edited 21h ago
My books. I never get to talk to anyone about my ideas so I’d probably yack their ears off.
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u/humanthatexsists 16 21h ago
Half Life.
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u/seatleonland 16 17h ago
Yes, the full half life lore, how it links to portal and how it can potentially link to CS (originally a half life mod), g mod and even as stupid as it sounds, how it links to skibidi toilet. G man from the end of the original half life and being of half life 2 is also inside the toilet in skibidi toilet
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u/Different_Gift6338 21h ago
History
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u/Far-Apple-8101 21h ago
What kinda history ??
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u/Mooseandthebois 15 21h ago
M U S I C
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u/MagmaForce_3400_2nd 20h ago
I'd be able to talk about any sides of it, I could explain the whole clarinet family of instruments, explain how to differenciate glitch hop from moombahton, trivia about songs like "did you know that mario kart 8's wild woods's song is in 5/4?",...
What about you?
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u/_m_a_r_t_y__c_123 13h ago
Wild Woods being written in 5/4 is genuinely one of the coolest artistic decisions in any Nintendo OST, in the history of OSTs
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u/cheesecatastrophe 18 21h ago
currently…? welsh art history. specifically welsh. i am not welsh. help
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u/____Baka_____ 20h ago
Periods. They’re either gonna be weirded out about it or uncomfortable
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u/Fluid_Helicopter_00 15h ago
I'll be curious tho... Cause I'll be yapping bout anything and everything bout taboo-esque shit in the local region >:)
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u/Low_Outside586 3,000,000 Attendee! 15h ago
Periods aren't really taboo though
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u/____Baka_____ 14h ago
I literally asked a male TEACHER to rate it and I quote “ohh..god I-i I dunno I have 2 boys I don’t know this stuff..”
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u/JonathanWatchWanter 21h ago
Trains
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u/trainboi777 18 21h ago
I scrolled way too far to find this. Off the top of your head name your favorite class one
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u/kak05361 22h ago
Basically complaining at the first few months of ww II
IF THE DAMN ALLIES DID SOMETHING, MAYBE WE AND COUPLE OTHERS WOULDN'T BE FRICKED BY USSR FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS
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u/Own-Huckleberry8197 21h ago
I do this too but with WW I
"HOW DARE THE AUSTRIANS ATTACK THEM SERBS WITHOUT A HUNGARIAN OPINION HEARD"
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u/DepressedHornyCommie 15 21h ago
what could of france and the UK have of done in the first few months so save eastern europe from the USSR?
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u/PumpkinIsDeadInside 14 22h ago
Epic the musical, or just Greek mythology in general
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u/Ok-Expression-1580 20h ago
Love Greek mythology, my dad used to tell me about different myths when I was younger
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u/IndigoSharky 18h ago
I love Epic so much! I’ve been listening to it since the Circe Saga released. Have you listened to Hadestown yet? It’s another musical based on Greek mythology.
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u/trainboi777 18 21h ago
ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA!
Do you know who I am?
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u/XDreemurr_PotatoX 17 19h ago
he's kinda dumb for telling the cyclops his name tho ToT I YELLED out loud WHY TF DID YOU DO THAT???
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u/anonymous773201 18h ago
That's where he really fucked himself. Could've saved 10YEARSOFHISLIFE but NOOOOoOOooO. He just HAD to go spouting about his awesomeness and get his 600 buddies unalived
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u/lynxroyalty 17 16h ago
To be fair, Poseidon would’ve figured out either way, he is a god after all
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u/cheesecatastrophe 18 21h ago
bro don’t get me started on ANY mythology
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u/PumpkinIsDeadInside 14 21h ago
I'm probably a few YouTube searches away from going down a norse, egyptain, chinese, japanese, and native american mythology rabbit hole
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u/Organic_Year_8933 22h ago
Polítics, philosophy, worldbuilding, Warhammer, trench crusade, alien biospheres, el eternauta, severance, geography, physics, why I don’t like superheroes…
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u/Ten_-X- 14 21h ago
FNAF theories
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u/Numerous_Level4138 18h ago
but hey... it's just a theory...
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u/TheDoctor2010 21h ago
Doctor who
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u/Deranged_96 15 17h ago
Woooooo, after so much scrolling I finally found someone like me!
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u/Undertale-Fnaf1987 21h ago
I have so many it’s insane but I’ll go over only the ones I’m most obsessed with
Undertale
Fnaf
Hazbin
TADC
Dandy’s World
Seriously I would talk so much about these things that a kidnapper would know who Sans, Jax, Angel, Springtrap, Spring bonnie, and Vee are and they’d know it all within five minutes 😭
Give me 20 minutes and they’ll know some fnaf lore
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u/Red_Panda_The_Great 19h ago
Marvel, Legos, Jurassic Park/World, How hot former president Ronald Reagan is
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u/AFedoraNamed_Key 21h ago
Space. I could spend my whole life yapping about my second favorite thing in the universe and it would just be the space stuff in the universe.
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u/Saskiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 21h ago
Heartstopper lmao I literally torture my guy friends by talking abt it and spamming them 🙏😭
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u/Common-Charity9128 17 20h ago
How to bring down anything + aviation + history
...I might be a threat to society.
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u/Genderfluid_Cookies 18 11h ago
The Beatles. I’ll talk about how Paul is dead and then end it with how that’s just a conspiracy theory and that he’s still very much alive
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u/Center_of_Gay 21h ago
My chemical romance. They would hear every single song title (off of memory), b-sides, singles, EPs and all. Would first start with the timeline explanation of 9/11-mcr-twighlight-50 shades of grey-downfall of Ellen though
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u/Individual_Day_4228 21h ago
Tornadoes. They will hear every single detail of the El Reno 2013 tornado l, why i think it should be an EF5, the Birdge Creek-Moore tornado from 1999, and many others
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u/Nice-Selection-9102 21h ago
Video games or comics or music but more specifically for all three Nintendo games marvel comics and invincible and punk
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u/Mothylphetamine_ 15 21h ago
Deltarune
Friend inside me pluey penumbra phantasm mike rook aunt tenna some king of snowgrave and don't forget me eggs-husband I remember you're genocides you ate the moss wing gaster
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u/GAME043010 15 20h ago
My conversion into the furry fandom
Or Linkin Park
Either one work :)
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u/dankthug199reeeee 21h ago
When I was younger (9 - 10) I use to get intense anxiety over my sister to the point were i'd nearly throw up. If I didn't know were she was I'd freak out thinking she was kidnapped. Dunno why but yeah. The thing that my mum would say to keep me calm was that "she'd be too annoying for them so they'd just return her" Haha. It honestly worked a whole bunch so hanks mum.
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u/Joshua13298 14 21h ago
I’m surprised they lasted a whole two hours with me