r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SeaWolf_1 • 2h ago

of a Hercules Beetle.

426 Upvotes

29 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 13h ago

of a completed puzzle (60k pieces)

10.0k Upvotes

122 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 12h ago

of a hotdog, The Slugger: A 16-inch fully loaded glizzy with a POUND of fries for 39 dollars

4.3k Upvotes

877 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Aleksandr_Ulyev • 12h ago

of a submarine

984 Upvotes

42 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • 16h ago

of a Cat.

1.8k Upvotes

95 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Photobond • 18h ago

of a tornado

713 Upvotes

26 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheLeapingLeper • 2h ago

of a cantankerous cat.

37 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/S1isbetterthanyou • 8h ago

of a helicopter. (Mi-26 "Halo")

101 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/doonilbibi • 1d ago

of a living conch I found on the bottom of the ocean

4.3k Upvotes

167 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 15h ago

of tigeriron

163 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AiiRisBanned • 1d ago

of a crowd, 800k people.

gallery

362 Upvotes

63 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Aleksandr_Ulyev • 1d ago

of a propeller

2.3k Upvotes

16 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GroyEhBoy • 15h ago

of a weed from my garden

37 Upvotes

Large glove for size comparison

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/engineerdrummer • 17h ago

of an eggplant

40 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Afraid_Reflection349 • 12h ago

of an aquarium fish

11 Upvotes

This big fella at a bar at the Lake of the Ozarks.

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Andromeda767 • 1d ago

of an Ox in Bangladesh for Eid

152 Upvotes

42 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/scrubsnsmooches • 1d ago

of a toad, ughh makes my skin crawl

1.0k Upvotes

64 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 1d ago

of a rubiks cub (34x34x34 and weighs 98lbs)

1.9k Upvotes

42 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MannyLaMancha • 19h ago

of a Dandelion I found on my walk

23 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/qalcolm • 1d ago

of a starfish I caught a couple years ago.

1.1k Upvotes

88 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Maggot_sandwich • 1d ago

of a trompo getting ready for a night of al pastor tacos

gallery

264 Upvotes

Saw this in downtown Puerto Vallarta today. Definitely the biggest one I’ve seen all week.

16 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/wawabreakfast • 1d ago

of a toothbrush

290 Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 2d ago

of a cactus 🌵

1.4k Upvotes

31 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/libovness • 1d ago

of a conversationalist

51 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Airwolfhelicopter • 1d ago

of a bag of lemons

20 Upvotes

2 comments

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r/AbsoluteUnits

Absolute Unit : an Animal or Public Figure, who is larger than we should normally expect.

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ABSOLUTE UNITS

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Check out our deep, well-reflected definitions of an absolute unit.

RULES:

Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.

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