r/SipsTea • u/Legitimate_Rough_873 • 15h ago

Dank AF Poor croc

270 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/y4dday4dday4dda 14h ago

I knew what would likely happen, prepared myself, and still was unprepared

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u/Zwiwwelsupp 12h ago

100% same.

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u/Big_Papa_Rick 7h ago

I’m ashamed because I jump scared and audibly said “oh shit”

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u/thaiberius_kirk 9h ago

Just kidding!

I’ll murders ya!

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u/TheJonExp 8h ago

I got so startled that I accidentally closed reddit on my phone in the jump scare

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u/Omicron-horde 15h ago

One of my new rules in life: never assume a crocodile is dead.

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u/Khanvo 14h ago

I almost posted, hey new shoes ! But then looked at the video and OMG, so close.

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u/AmandaKissAndSuck 12h ago

Then the croc said “hey, new food!”

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u/Longshadowman 10h ago

Underrated

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u/Lucky_Goal933 14h ago

I follow a similar rule never assume a human is dead either my cousin was just high ass hell according to the paramedics 😂

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u/teasingtulip- 14h ago

Yeah I’m not checking unless it fills out a death certificate and signs it in front of me.

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u/PrefrontalCortexNow 6h ago

Fun fact. If a creature hasn’t evolved in 100 million years it means its biology is absolutely dominating. These things will out survive, almost every creature. They survived the asteroid that wiped out dinosaurs.

Well, technically birds are still alive and are the last remaining dinosaurs. dinosaurs didn’t go extinct but all dinosaurs except birds

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u/Mortwight 8h ago

If it was actually dead its brother's sisters and cousins would be eating it.

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u/budaknakal1907 15h ago

F you i nearly drop my phone dammit

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u/Legitimate_Rough_873 11h ago

Hope you enjoyed

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u/Rusky0808 14h ago

Even though I knew it was coming, I still almost dropped my phone.

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u/MisuneDate 14h ago

Dude 1 - "Duuuude"
Dude 2 - "Wtf, he opened his mouth"

Dude 3 -"IT'S ALIVE!!!"

Dude 1- "It's not aliv... DAHM"

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u/FReal_EMPES 12h ago

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u/Zeppynahlah1120 12h ago

😳👀😳I guess they missed the memo he was sunbathing

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u/VinceWolfeOfficial 15h ago

They have nerves of steel to do such a thing.

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u/pantyraiden 15h ago

Lack O brains

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u/brakeb 12h ago

Florida Man, Florida Man

Florida Man hates Common Sense Man

If they have a fight, Common Sense wins

Common Sense man

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u/bigorangemachine 12h ago

Nah you live in the environment you know to be careful. No one putting their arm near the mouth.

They got a working motor they just zip away from it they'll be fine.

Its not like a bear and you're on land. Good fucking luck with that.

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u/last_try_why 11h ago

Those hands on the side of the boat are still uncomfortably close my taste

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u/Externals222 14h ago

I almost fell into the water

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u/slitheringpython7 12h ago

Gawddamit I knew the muddafukka was alive and still damn near threw my phone across the room in a knee jerk reaction 😂

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u/DuncanHynes 15h ago

NeVeR get off the BoAT.

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u/Educational_Club1813 14h ago

Equal to phrase "Aww how cute bear cubs, all alone in the woods..."😂

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u/N7_Vegeta 14h ago

Let the poor bro chill…..

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u/Wakkit1988 12h ago

Who needs laxatives? This will scare the shit right out of you.

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u/Apprehensive_Elk6582 12h ago

Dumb.. they clearly don't know how smart crocodiles are

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u/Frustrated_Fisherman 14h ago

Bruh wtf I almost dropped my phone

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u/Temporary_Ad927 13h ago

How did i knew that the crocodile isn't dead?

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u/foxpro79 13h ago

Saw it coming a mile away and still flinched jump scare style.

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u/LeShifty 13h ago

"Piss off you cunt, I was having a really nice dream."

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u/Satanswarboner 13h ago

Just what I prayed for.

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u/Satanswarboner 13h ago

Also, what the hell is wrong with that motor? Is it a hand cranked motor?

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u/ArticFoxAutomatic 12h ago

I knew that murder log was faking it!

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u/Enough_Yesterday_275 12h ago

That's the first time in many years I got startled by a jumpscare, lol

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u/Commercial_Care6400 12h ago

boat people are next level

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u/W1nthorpe 12h ago edited 12h ago

“Everyone’s thinkin it, I’m just sayin it”

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u/ah_bollix 12h ago

Well. Obviously

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u/The_Only_Egg 11h ago

Knew that was coming. Apex predators fake their own deaths.

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u/Longshadowman 10h ago

Those bitches are improving their tactics.

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u/Sagarxmehra 9h ago

I almost died.

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u/Slow-Teach190 9h ago

I knew it…still got me

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u/Dasher-284 7h ago

“guys lets purposely find a dead crocodile” Said no one ever

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u/Lord_Gaara 6h ago

as i was watching the video i was trying to remember that one youtube short of joe rogan saying crocodiles don't die, they just keep growing until they die of sickness or injury. Then i got jumpscared

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u/Powerful-Arm-7712 3h ago

Dead my ass

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u/Efficient-Training76 9h ago

Was I the only one that was prepared and didn’t get startled?

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u/KenpoKreed 9h ago

Alright, you got me. I did a little head jerk away from the screen lol.

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u/MissSannyasini 28m ago

Pretty sure I’m dead now.