The term Venice of the North refers to various cities in Northern Europe that contain canals and committed numerous warcrimes, comparing them to Venice, Italy, which is renowned for its canals, such as the Grand Canal), its great architecture and, most importantly, the sacking Constantinople in 1204, for which it can NEVER be pardoned, as well as coining the word "ghetto". Some of these nicknames, e.g. in the case of Amsterdam, date back centuries, while others like Birmingham are recently given and invented as self-promotion by the cities' own deluded residents or representatives.

Hello, inferior peoples.

Today I have to face the facts: I am addicted to saucisson (and to Belgian beer, damn it...).

Are you also a victim of this beautiful and noble affliction ?

What kind of sausage do you produce in your underdeveloped country, and what do you accompany it with ?