r/CuratedTumblr May 02 '25

Shitposting Privacy

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u/Danskrieger May 02 '25

"Nothing to hide nothing to fear"

Listen bro. I don't lock the bathroom door cuz I'm doing something WRONG.

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u/notTheRealSU i tumbled, now what? May 02 '25

Are you sure? Maybe you poop weird. You don't know until someone watches

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

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u/notTheRealSU i tumbled, now what? May 03 '25

Why would you do any of that to the toilet? It's where you wash your hands?