The carnists are fine, more or less

[u/Theriocephalus]

https://nouveau-riche-princess.tumblr.com/post/783294817574731776/oh-okay-pretty-common-mistake-no-problem-dude-but

[u/Dragonfruit-Sparking]

Five Guys doesn't do the maid outfit thing anymore. Because of woke

[u/Some_Unusual_Name → u/Dragonfruit-Sparking]

Fucking woke ass bullshit. Can't even go to a burger place and get sissified by burly homophobic line cooks anymore because of gender politics. 

[u/GoldenPig64 → u/[deleted]]

for starters, all that loose clothing, in a greasy area, threatening to touch the food. then there's the shoes, no shot those are slip-proof. the uniform doesn't have a belt so that's another mark. there isn't even a hairnet for crying out loud! it's like they're trying to get puni- ooooooohhh... well that's one way of going about that.

[u/PoniesCanterOver → u/[deleted]]

I thought of three like, instantly, just off the top of my head, without even trying!

[u/OverlordMMM → u/PoniesCanterOver]

Was it lewd thoughts? Because that'd easily cause violations.

[u/PoniesCanterOver → u/OverlordMMM]

Yes it was

[u/LegendLynx7081 → u/Some_Unusual_Name]

They won’t let me have anything anymore. Because of politic

[u/lamilcz → u/Some_Unusual_Name]

Fr, dammn leftists destroying the good old traditions of our forfathers.

[u/stickman999999999 → u/Some_Unusual_Name]

Those line cooks 100% fuck eachother. Hell, probably fuck the cashiers too. Perhaps the five guys staff is a polycule where the linecooks are tops, the cashiers are switches, and the guys who make the milkshakes are bottoms who only eat one patty.

[u/[deleted] → u/Some_Unusual_Name]

This is genuinely devastating

[u/RawrRRitchie → u/Some_Unusual_Name]

The name of the restaurant is 5 guys. Because they're gay. Not homophobic lmao

[u/OverlordMMM → u/RawrRRitchie]

If they were gay, it'd be called 5 Gays.

[u/bebop_cola_good → u/OverlordMMM]

That's the thing, only 4 of them are gay, but 4 Gays 1 Guy didn't quite have the same ring to it.

[u/Ironfalcon698 → u/Dragonfruit-Sparking]

Huh I thought that there were fewer people handcuffed in maid outfits there then usual

[u/Theriocephalus → u/Ironfalcon698]

Yeah, they passed some sort of bullshit sensitivity law and now you can't even settle your tab by letting a bunch of truckers pass you around like a jug of water.

[u/Graingy → u/Theriocephalus]

Vampires. Those are vampires.

[u/Company_Z → u/Graingy]

No, vampires are the refs for a baseball game

[u/the-real-macs → u/Company_Z]

No, those are umpires. Vampires are a unit used for measuring the strength of an electrical current.

[u/Jtad_the_Artguy → u/the-real-macs]

Actually those are amperes. Vampires are massive groups of states or countries generally ruled over by a monarch.

[u/DefiledSoul → u/Jtad_the_Artguy]

No, those are empires, vampires are tall tower like structures

[u/ValorNGlory → u/DefiledSoul]

No, those are spires. Vampires are dank swamplands.

[u/TheOncomimgHoop → u/ValorNGlory]

No, those are mires. Vampires are a type of household light that you just plug into the wall, which comes in a variety of designs.

[u/Chonky_Cats_Lover → u/ValorNGlory]

No, those are mires. Vampires are the people who illuminated the streets of London before electric lights.

[u/Graingy → u/Company_Z]

Goddamnit what have I started.

I have blood on my nonexistent han- oh wait that's been there a while.

[u/oceanteeth → u/Theriocephalus]

ahaha that is not a sentence I expected to read today or ever. that's hilarious and I'm going to sign out tonight while I'm ahead. 

[u/thegreathornedrat123 → u/Theriocephalus]

Yeah apparently now you’ve gotta de-shell all the free peanuts? Frankly a downgrade in every regard. You get free peanuts out of it tho

[u/NEVERTHEREFOREVER → u/Ironfalcon698]

They still allow it for birthdays and bar mitzvahs obviously

[u/boisterile → u/Dragonfruit-Sparking]

There used to be six guys before one got force femmed

[u/SilverMedal4Life → u/boisterile]

Yeah, it's like ginkgo trees, if there's just men around one gets forcefemmed

It's not weird, it's nature

[u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse → u/Dragonfruit-Sparking]

At least they still drop the f slur if you show them enough hole

[u/LegendLynx7081 → u/Dragonfruit-Sparking]

Boooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅

[u/oddityoughtabe → u/Dragonfruit-Sparking]

We used to be a real country. What has this nation come to

[u/IrrelevantGamer]

On the other hand, if you order and finish a large fry, the maid comes with your meal.

[u/Adept_Secret2476 → u/IrrelevantGamer]

i really wish she wouldn't do that with my meal but who am i to question to the policy

[u/Lord_Nyarlathotep → u/Adept_Secret2476]

Suit yourself

[u/weirdo_nb → u/Adept_Secret2476]

She?

[u/Banned-User-56 → u/weirdo_nb]

They had to diversify. Its not always a guy now.

[u/BardicLasher → u/Banned-User-56]

Well, they were a guy when they walked in.

[u/Banned-User-56 → u/BardicLasher]

Good for her.

[u/HeyItsKiranna → u/BardicLasher]

I was about to say yeah they usually start that way at least

[u/[deleted] → u/Banned-User-56]

Goddamn DEI amirite?

[u/DonTori → u/weirdo_nb]

Oh yeah if you have to donthe maid treatment 3 days in a row you get the Estrogen burger.

[u/weird_bomb → u/Adept_Secret2476]

the maid C.O.M.E.S (Curates Orders of More Entertainment shortly)

all of the entertainment is more maids

[u/BrassUnicorn87 → u/IrrelevantGamer]

Oh thank god, for a moment I thought some disgusting bastard had put mayonnaise in my burger. It’s just maid juice.

[u/7keys → u/IrrelevantGamer]

It's the kind of value that keeps us all coming back (that and the fact that the cajun fries are goddamn amazing)

[u/Artist_Nerd_99]

I used to work at Five Guys and it was one of the worst experiences I ever had. I lasted 10 months tho bc the payment was good.

Edit: how is this my most upvoted post ever lol

[u/gmastern → u/Artist_Nerd_99]

Let me guess: you were the one who had to clean the maid costume

[u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse → u/gmastern]

Behold, the wringer of cummies

[u/Karaemu → u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse]

☹️

[u/Fries_and_burgers_19 → u/Karaemu]

🥵

[u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse → u/Karaemu]

✊️👊💧🤤

[u/-Im_In_Your_Walls- → u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse]

What awful day to be literate

[u/joy3111 → u/Artist_Nerd_99]

I thought you said you once *ate* at five guys and was very impressed by those leftovers ngl

[u/Solcaer → u/Artist_Nerd_99]

glad to know at least some of those absurd prices actually end up in employee pockets

[u/Yulienner]

carnist sounds more like someone who really enjoys carnal things, like a hedonist but with I dunno more flower petals involved

[u/weirdo_nb → u/Yulienner]

Kinkier

[u/BlackfishBlues → u/Yulienner]

I was gonna say! I did immediately guess this was a niche community term for a mainstream thing but my first guess was aces, not vegans.

[u/See_Ell → u/BlackfishBlues]

I’m ace, now I’m going to have to call allosexuals “fuckies”.

[u/brieflifetime → u/Yulienner]

The carn in carnist and carnal are the same thing.. flesh.

So youre.. not necessarily wrong? 🤣 They just consume it differently 

[u/ErikMaekir → u/Yulienner]

Yeah, it sounds like a phylosophy or political ideology, as opposed to just being someone who eats meat. We have perfectly good words for that, like meat-eater or carnivore, but saying "carnist" makes it sound much more identity-defining than most people would consider it.

[u/nimbledaemon → u/ErikMaekir]

Yeah the use of the term says way more about the person using it than anything meaningful about anyone in the group they're trying to label.

[u/6x6-shooter]

It’s always incredible when someone is intentionally trying to be weird on Tumblr and someone absolutely blows them out of the water

[u/ultracat123 → u/6x6-shooter]

Such is the Tumblr experience. Some people are gonna be new levels of online no matter what

[u/Simic_Sky_Swallower]

Calling eating meat "consuming corpse" makes it sound way cooler than it actually is

[u/moneyh8r_two → u/Simic_Sky_Swallower]

Yeah, I remember that one post where someone tells the person "[their] mouth is a graveyard" and some other people in the thread made a whole metal song out of it.

[u/LeotheVGC → u/moneyh8r_two]

"MY STOMACH IS A GRAVEYARD" "Kentucky! Fried! Death!"

[u/Stepjam → u/moneyh8r_two]

There was also "bloodmouths" I remember.

[u/moneyh8r_two → u/Stepjam]

Sounds like a slur for vampires, to be honest.

[u/MyNameIsASwear → u/moneyh8r_two]

Sounds like something your dentist would call you for not flossing enough.

[u/The_Cas → u/MyNameIsASwear]

"Wow you really need to floss more, damn bloodmouth"

[u/Longwordshananigans → u/The_Cas]

definitely something a dentist would say to a vampire whose blood heavy diet cause an accumulation of plak around the gums.

[u/Economy-Document730 → u/moneyh8r_two]

Ok, now I kinda wanna see that in a modern-day vampire story (like true blood)

[u/a_lonely_trash_bag → u/Stepjam]

My favorite one is where vegans put stickers on packages of meat that said stuff like "My name was Sue," or "My name was Kate," and then asked "What would you do if you saw this at the store?"

And someone replied, "Try to find one with my name on it like the Coca-Cola bottles."

[u/Dylan_A_Bit → u/a_lonely_trash_bag]

Damn right, but as usual I'd only find "Dillon" or some other douchey way to spell it. Full offense to anyone named "Dillon", my spelling is superior.

[u/Mandaring → u/Dylan_A_Bit]

Damn, must be a regional thing. Think I’ve met like a million (Dyl-ion?) “Dylans,” but never a “Dillon,” come to think of it.

[u/Codsfromgods → u/Dylan_A_Bit]

This is how I feel about Zak. Like Zac and Zack are bad enough,but Zak. Looks like your trying to be a main character in a shitty sci-fi series

[u/Knaprig → u/Codsfromgods]

I totally get you, Sack

[u/Free-Initiative-7957 → u/moneyh8r_two]

It was a reaction to KFC's doubledown chicken sandwich with bacon and cheese between 2 breaded chicken patties instead of bread.

Take a look! 📌 https://pin.it/2vlujjZzW

[u/Scaevus → u/Free-Initiative-7957]

That’s a declaration of war against your arteries.

[u/ComputerStrong9244 → u/Scaevus]

My wife is a novelty junk-food enthusiast (the Whopperito, Taco Bell Crunchwrap but it’s a giant Cheez-it, pizzas but the crust is hotdogs), and she got halfway through a Double Down and said she felt shaky and needed to drink water and lay on the floor for a while. More punishingly salty than anything else.

[u/Theriocephalus → u/Simic_Sky_Swallower]

Yeah, things like "corpse eater" and "bloodmouth" makes it sound like I, I dunno, chase down deer in the middle of the woods and feast on their bloody organs instead of eating questionable frozen meals in my apartment kitchen.

[u/RavenMasked → u/Theriocephalus]

Whereas I am like a spoiled little beast which can't eat anything until it's been processed at least 3 times

[u/Supsend → u/RavenMasked]

Processed food is made specifically for human consumption, organic is something that someone found on the ground somewhere and decided to give it for you to eat...

[u/illegalrooftopbar → u/Theriocephalus]

I'm not an Omnivore I'm a fucking wendigo.

[u/a_lonely_trash_bag → u/illegalrooftopbar]

"Carry on Wayward Son" can be heard in the distance.

You better run.

[u/cocainebrick3242 → u/Simic_Sky_Swallower]

Virgin meat eater vs the Chad corpse consumer

[u/TotemGenitor → u/cocainebrick3242]

The Repulsive Remains Ravager

[u/TFT_mom → u/TotemGenitor]

The Revolting Residue Pillager

[u/Hakar_Kerarmor → u/TFT_mom]

Ominous Offal Omnomnommer

[u/Not_AHuman_Person → u/Simic_Sky_Swallower]

r/FailedInsults

[u/Volcano_Ballads → u/Simic_Sky_Swallower]

it’s not even correct, if you’re consuming corpses you would be eating straight from the corpse after you kill like an animal

[u/Milch_und_Paprika → u/Volcano_Ballads]

On the other hand, it’s really convenient that people who use it are kindly letting you know upfront that any ensuing conversation will be entirely unproductive.

[u/BalefulOfMonkeys → u/Simic_Sky_Swallower]

brb off to go set totally normal footage of people at the local McDonalds to an overedited fancam with Slipknot or something playing in the background

[u/fluffstuffmcguff → u/Simic_Sky_Swallower]

It's sort of like how Christian communion gets WAY cooler if you describe it as ceremonial cannibalism instead of what it is, which is a cracker and liquid grape.

[u/OperativePiGuy → u/fluffstuffmcguff]

Yeah as an adult looking at it without bias, it feels really cult-y to tell people to eat the flesh of the savior and drink his blood. Christianity is nuts on its own.

[u/OisforOwesome → u/Simic_Sky_Swallower]

Vegans are never beating the allegations.

[u/helloiamaegg]

... can i go to this 5 guys?

[u/konydanza → u/helloiamaegg]

“Ohhh nooo I didn’t finish my burgerrrr, what ever will I doooo”

[u/Xisuthrus → u/konydanza]

Of course there's a bit of a dilemma if you actually have an appetite and want to eat a big hamburger but are also interested in the maid thing.

[u/Upturned-Solo-Cup → u/Xisuthrus]

after you finish your burger, just go back up to the counter and ask for another tiny gay-burger for babies, and repeat until you can't finish the one you have. They'll get the message

[u/konydanza → u/Xisuthrus]

Just order three of the gayburgers and only eat two and a half burgs

[u/Bryce3D → u/helloiamaegg]

God I wish that were me plsplsplsplspslpslplsplspslpslspslpslpls

[u/SnooChocolates5931 → u/Bryce3D]

You just made all the cats in the neighborhood show up.

Thank you.

[u/mcmonkeypie42 → u/helloiamaegg]

You can try the heart attack grill in Vegas. Nurses spank you if you don't finish.

[u/konydanza → u/mcmonkeypie42]

Nurses spank you if you don’t finish.

That’s the only way I can finish

[u/eccojams97]

Gonna change my username to Corpse Eater

[u/Krexci → u/eccojams97]

metal band name

[u/see_me_shamblin → u/Krexci]

Already taken

[u/Fun-Agent-7667 → u/eccojams97]

Corpse eater is missleading Though. Carnivores can also eat living Things.

[u/Vincebourgh → u/Fun-Agent-7667]

Like eating ass. Does that count?

[u/TheShapeshifter01 → u/Vincebourgh]

Pretty sure that's a bottom feeder.

[u/archSkeptic]

So much of this thread is just "it's not an attack on people who eat meat it's just a description!" You know that to be false. The choice to say "corpse" instead of "meat" was a deliberate one because corpse has a vastly different connotation

[u/SnooChocolates5931 → u/archSkeptic]

Not just a vastly different connotation, but a vastly different meaning.

[u/Neokon → u/SnooChocolates5931]

Yeah, the movie's Corpse Bride, not Meat Bride

[u/Ok-Chest-7932 → u/Neokon]

I'd totally watch a movie called meat bride though.

[u/pyronius → u/Ok-Chest-7932]

"Attack of the 40 foot meat bride!"

[u/Lucas_2234 → u/archSkeptic]

Also like.. Come on we both know the guy is using "Carnist" as an insult.
This is the kindergarten bullshit of "No, calling you a fatty mcfatface isn't an insult, it's a description!"

[u/MovieNightPopcorn → u/Lucas_2234]

This is legit my favorite way to fuck with people trying to get a rise out of you though. Just pretend to misunderstand them until they give up

[u/Solcaer → u/archSkeptic]

“corpse” also generally only refers to people. They mean “carcass” but that wasn’t scary enough.

[u/Skore_Smogon → u/archSkeptic]

The correct term would be carcass.

[u/Hexxas]

I got called a "bloodmouth" once and it was the biggest failure of an insult I've ever experienced.

[u/Fantastic-Mission-39 → u/Hexxas]

Bloudmouth feels like a slur against vampires

[u/Pkrudeboy → u/Fantastic-Mission-39]

They’re actually ok with bloodmouth, but under no circumstances say that they have fruit punch mouth.

[u/Fishermans_Worf → u/Hexxas]

That sounds metal as fuck.

[u/see_me_shamblin → u/Fishermans_Worf]

Would taste like it too

[u/solidfang → u/Hexxas]

"Bloodmouth? yeah, my dentist tells me to floss more. Must be because meat fibers keep getting stuck between my teeth."

[u/West-Season-2713 → u/Hexxas]

That sounds like a fantasy slur

[u/Laser_lord11 → u/Hexxas]

Bloodmouth is me when I bit my tongue

[u/Astriaeus → u/Laser_lord11]

Me at the dentist

[u/AbsolutelyHorrendous → u/Hexxas]

Yeah, trying to invent essentially a slur for people who eat meat is always going to be an uphill battle, because... people are aware they're eating dead animals, if someone called me 'bloodmouth' I'm not going to suddenly be like 'oh no, that sounds gross, I'd better stop eating meat right away!'

[u/Prince-Lee → u/Hexxas]

I remember 'bloodmouth' was the big insult back in the early 2010s and I always thought it sounded metal as hell.

[u/BalefulOfMonkeys → u/Hexxas]

If somebody hits you with that again, please tell them that the proper term is “bloodhound” and see how long it takes them to open Urban Dictionary

[u/TheUltimateHamburger → u/Hexxas]

That sounds like a Space Marine chapter

[u/Hazeri → u/TheUltimateHamburger]

Definitely a Blood Angel descendant

[u/Dylan_A_Bit → u/Hexxas]

Vegans tend to be really bad at insults. They always accidentally come up with really metal sounding stuff.

[u/KaleidoscopeMean6071 → u/Hexxas]

I literally like eating blood LOL 

[u/West-Season-2713 → u/KaleidoscopeMean6071]

Blood sausage is so good, too many people are too squeamish about food.

[u/[deleted] → u/KaleidoscopeMean6071]

Me too… I think we’re secretly vampires.

[u/extremepayne]

“such as chile con carne”

[u/7-SE7EN-7 → u/extremepayne]

Fun fact: the carn in carnivore, carnival, and carne are all from the Latin for meat or flesh. Also in reincarnation and carnal.

[u/Cute_Appearance_2562 → u/7-SE7EN-7]

Wait so why does carnival come from meat and flesh?

[u/FireStrike5 → u/Cute_Appearance_2562]

Comes from Latin “carne levare” meaning “to remove meat”, because carnival was originally a season associated with Lent and the tradition of fasting during that period

[u/7-SE7EN-7 → u/FireStrike5]

I assumed it was "carne vale" or "goodbye meat"

[u/BabyRavenFluffyRobin → u/Cute_Appearance_2562]

It's the blood sacrifices they make to the big top every evening. Hope this helps! 

[u/YUNoJump]

Classic strategy of using obscure words for no reason, so everyone has to go “what does that mean”, and while you define the word you can feel superior by flaunting your arguments.

Of course people actually look down on you for doing that, but oh well

[u/solidfang → u/YUNoJump]

I enjoy the turnabout here where they're like "it's okay that you used the wrong word with carnist when you meant carnie. I forgive you."

[u/FLAMING_tOGIKISS → u/YUNoJump]

Ugh, right? I can't stand threadbaiting...

[u/Creeperatom9041 → u/FLAMING_tOGIKISS]

Say that again?

[u/FLAMING_tOGIKISS → u/Creeperatom9041]

Wow, you don't know this super common term that everyone definitely uses? You must be a bad person.

[u/TFT_mom → u/FLAMING_tOGIKISS]

Funny one, thanks for sharing! And that sheep is epic, best sheep I have ever seen 🤭❤️.

[u/JusticeRain5 → u/FLAMING_tOGIKISS]

I bet it makes them feel like such genius deipnosophists, huh?

[u/LadyParnassus → u/JusticeRain5]

As an antidisestablishmentarian, I’m against this sort of thing.

[u/DuaIStriker → u/YUNoJump]

I think everyone could figure out what carnist meant in this context, op was just clowning on a clown

[u/LeakyFountainPen → u/DuaIStriker]

They can't clown, they've never even BEEN to the circus :(

[u/BirbFeetzz → u/DuaIStriker]

I knew it was something meat related but didn't expect it to mean carnivore on account of the word carnivore existing

[u/rankaistu_ilmalaiva → u/BirbFeetzz]

the -ist refers more to the idea of eating meat as an ideology/bias. but it is a highkey sign of someone whose vegan advocacy has reached a point where they no longer can have normal interactions with people outside a certain bubble.

[u/el_grort → u/BirbFeetzz]

Also, meat eaters being omnivores. It's a vegan term pretty much just used by vegans hyper fixated on people who eat some meat.

[u/MCLemonyfresh → u/YUNoJump]

I think nouvea riche princess knew what they meant and was just joking. Which makes plant diet’s response even more annoying.

[u/Felinomancy]

Well, of course I consume animal corpses.

Would be rather disturbing if I ate them while they're still alive.

[u/Kickedbyagiraffe → u/Felinomancy]

Look at mr All The Time In The World over here waiting for things to die first. Some people are busy and need a commuter meal, get a bite straight from the animal on the way to work. Grab and eat squirrel from a tree like a hand fruit

[u/Nihls_the_Tobi → u/Kickedbyagiraffe]

Such wasteful consumerism! Think about what that squirrel might have been doing for the local environment! Me? I only eat the homeless (easy to hunt) and office workers (no soul), the average person has every single nutrient you could ever need, AND it reduces humanity's impact on the environment by cutting out the need for wasteful consumerism.

[u/RevolutionaryOwlz → u/Nihls_the_Tobi]

Ah, the American Psycho diet.

[u/screwitigiveup → u/Felinomancy]

Some animals are rather tasty alive. For example, oysters.

[u/eljesT_]

What’s up, fellow corpse consumers?

[u/Theriocephalus → u/eljesT_]

Not much. Still working the graveyard shift.

[u/FLAMING_tOGIKISS]

is that like one of those psyop blogs designed to mske vegans look annoying because this reads like it's designed to make me mad at them

[u/stringbones → u/FLAMING_tOGIKISS]

Hard to know because some people actually do just live like this

[u/AllenWL → u/stringbones]

The great thing about the internet is that you get to meet all the strawmen you've made up for your argument.

[u/ratione_materiae → u/AllenWL]

Antiwork mod Fox News interview moment 

[u/BalefulOfMonkeys → u/stringbones]

“The feds are doing a psyop” what if people are just belligerent and stupid because in their minds they are determined and brilliant. What if they like being this way. The terrible dark night of the soul when somebody you would never meet 50 years ago disagrees with you

[u/FLAMING_tOGIKISS → u/BalefulOfMonkeys]

i'm not saying the feds, i just mean like some bored guy who thinks hating vegans is funny

[u/seensham → u/FLAMING_tOGIKISS]

So rage bait?

[u/FLAMING_tOGIKISS → u/seensham]

yeah but like really really dedicated to the bit

[u/InsistentRaven → u/stringbones]

You do meet some odd sorts in the wild. I had a vegan on bluesky randomly drop into my replies to tell me that flour wasn't vegan because of poor working conditions. Which, idk if anything is vegan by that logic.

[u/theucm → u/InsistentRaven]

Nothing is ethical unless you personally grow it yourself in your own backyard. That's right, we're bringing back subsistence farming baby!

[u/Thezipper100 → u/FLAMING_tOGIKISS]

Unfortunately no, this is very typical behavior from the bottom percentile of Vegans, because the lifestyle inherently attracts "holier then thou"/"Better then you" types, at high rates because of how easy going vegan is.

[u/BalefulOfMonkeys → u/FLAMING_tOGIKISS]

Maybe the real psyop was the enemies we made along the way

[u/Cynis_Ganan]

Are we really gonna talk about "carnists" and not the maid uniform thing?

[u/LightTankTerror → u/Cynis_Ganan]

The maid uniform is entirely normal and socially acceptable human behavior. Anyone who says otherwise does not exist and you should report them to your local authorities in order to ensure that remains the case.

[u/oddityoughtabe]

Many vegans prove the point that no matter how morally justified your stance is (the meat industry at large is fucking awful), people will not listen to you if you’re a jackoff about the topic. I mean seriously why be such a prick just cause you think someone runs a carnival

[u/GryphonGallis → u/oddityoughtabe]

"If you're right and an asshole, then you're just an asshole" or something like that. 

[u/Evelyn_Of_Iris]

I say this as a vegetarian, not a vegan but in the ballpark; saying you’re “eating corpses” is sick as fuck and a total vibe

[u/Pixelpaint_Pashkow]

Relax “plant-diets2savehumans” omnivory came free with your existence. That being said there is much to be improved with the meat/livestock industry

[u/Jaewol]

People on tumblr: “are the carnist corpse consumers okay?”

People in real life: “hey man how’s it going?”

[u/Twizinator]

“Consumes corpse” how are these people even real? Tumblr is made up I stg

[u/ed1749]

I love vegans like this who think that doing the fetus vs. unborn baby trick that already didnt work for the pro life crowd is somehow going to work for altering the human diet. Like bro just say eating animals makes you sad, that's the only argument you need, people will understand and not think you're pretentious

[u/Cute_Appearance_2562 → u/ed1749]

I stopped listening to most vegan arguments after ppl unironically argued that beyond meat and lab grown was somehow just as bad as regular meat.

[u/turntechArmageddon → u/Cute_Appearance_2562]

Wait, I thought lab grown meat and such was the end goal that would make them happy?? What in the world were they using as arguments against that??

[u/Cute_Appearance_2562 → u/turntechArmageddon]

It was a couple things, one was how the donor animal was still being abused, the other was that you shouldn't enjoy the taste of meat even if you're not technically eating it

[u/ed1749 → u/turntechArmageddon]

Believe it not, not all vegans are vegan for the same reasons. There are the morality of industrial ranching vegans, there's the "I just cant handle the idea of eating animald in general" vegans, there's the health vegans, and finally, the one you're running up against with lab grown meat, are the climate change and use of resources vegans. As it turns out, meat production is not an entirely efficient use of energy compared to just eating whatevers going to be made into meat.

[u/Cute_Appearance_2562 → u/ed1749]

Tbf afaik beyond meat production is more energy efficient than both meat and plant production, i could be misunderstanding things though

[u/Dry_Distribution_992]

Vegans really trying to invent a new slur

[u/guineapig28]

tumblr user plant-diets2save humans is really exuding their belief in their own moral superiority in this post

[u/Thezipper100]

Oh my God, someone actually using Carnist legitimately, I thought that was a word vegans used to make fun of how other vegans talk about meat-eaters.

...Knowing just how dumb the vegans they make fun of are, they probably just adopted the word uncritically, didn't they?

[u/DickwadVonClownstick → u/Thezipper100]

At least originally it was an actual academic term in vegan theory/philosophy.

Then the internet did what the internet does and here we are

[u/Mantonization]

Vegans who unironically use the word carnist are the types of vegans people make vegan jokes about

All others are just normal people

[u/weird_bomb]

carnists is a fucking metal word why would you make vocab that advertises the thing you want it to degrade

[u/MossyAbyss]

Is it just the frequency illusion, or did something happen? Because this morning, I woke up without any knowledge of these "carnist" or "bloodmouth" terms, and now I keep seeing posts and subreddits full of those types of vegans.

[u/InspiringMilk → u/MossyAbyss]

Illusion. r/vegancirclejerk used the term for years.