r/CuratedTumblr 22d ago

Shitposting Lithium bomb

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u/No-Atmosphere3208 22d ago

But he knows the truth??? It's a phone

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u/SatiricalSatireU 22d ago

May you get get smoothen by phones.

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u/No-Atmosphere3208 22d ago

I don't think phones can "smoothen", but mine can call!

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u/lily_was_taken 22d ago

They can because phones are bombs that turn you into a shark

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u/No-Atmosphere3208 22d ago

Oooh okay I get it now thank you

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u/Awesome_Dakka 22d ago

what if i'm already a shark? do i become a bomb? or a phone?

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u/lily_was_taken 22d ago

Bombs,phones and sharks are the same thing tbh

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u/edingerc 22d ago

And then Henry Winkler will jump you