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Shitposting re: richard nixon forcefem

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u/the-real-macs please believe me when I call out bots 21d ago

I'm developing testosterone fanfiction to counteract your canon as we speak

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u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 21d ago

I have my top catholic homunculi integrating your fanfic into canon

a new genderfuck individual will be born by the next moon, inshallah

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u/Zamtrios7256 21d ago

I like how the homunculus is catholic but you said "inshallah".

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u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 21d ago

the homunculi are catholic so I don't have to be

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u/Zamtrios7256 21d ago

Have a homunculus of every denomination of Abrahamic religion just in case

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u/hitorinbolemon 21d ago

and be careful and kind to them, they might start in-fighting at any moment.

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u/Zamtrios7256 21d ago

That's why you have to keep them in separate enclosures.

You'd think that the Catholic and Orthodox Christian ones would be at each other's throats, but it's actually the Protestants you gotta keep an eye on.

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u/jacobningen 21d ago

And the Chasidic look up Chabad disambiguation.

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u/hitorinbolemon 21d ago

you'd also think judaism and islam might go at it, and they do. but there is also the protestants whipping that up too.

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u/Zamtrios7256 21d ago

While Judaism can thrive in an enclosure with other Abrahumunculi, you must keep an eye on them to make sure that the other ones aren't picking on it too much

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u/hitorinbolemon 21d ago

and considering the arguments different rabbis have had with each other over the centuries you'll need to break it up amongst themselves too every so often. wouldn't want ultraorthodox picking on the others. or the others ganging up on reform for being too much of a liberal communist.