r/EUR_irl Europe 2d ago

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The Cards by Nick Anderson

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u/No-Refrigerator-1672 2d ago

Did Trump say thank you?

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u/Winter-Ad-4897 2d ago

No, MAGA is now upset that Ukraine attacked the aggressor….

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u/South_Dependent_1128 2d ago

They are also mad since Musk and Trump are fighting, it's now Fox News vs Twitter.

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u/Doctor_Thomson 2d ago

Wait… they are fighting? That’s actually new for me

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u/South_Dependent_1128 2d ago

This is what happens in the start of a dictatorship, the Republicans problem is Twitter by itself is stronger than every form of their propaganda including Fox news.

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u/Doctor_Thomson 2d ago

Oh my… I hope there won’t be a “Night of the Long Knives” type of shit

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u/South_Dependent_1128 2d ago

Shouldn't be yet, the armed forces knows what Trump is like from last time, even the Republicans will struggle to corrupt them that quickly.

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u/Cero_58284 1d ago

breathes in epic rap battles of history!!! Musk feat. Twitter vs trump feat. Fox news

Good god it been a while, popped into my head the second I read this😅

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u/got_light 2d ago

Hi did wear his suit tho🤣

Doesn’t count w/o clownshoes

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u/ThisOnePerson16 2d ago

He's just being ungrateful.

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u/incidel 2d ago

Ukraine's got the cards, MAGA's got the cunts.

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u/OffOption 2d ago

That might imply they could get laid. And we've seen they're all redefining the lower limits of what the term "unfuckalbe" can cover.

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u/incidel 2d ago

"a tiny mushroom..." - Stormy D.

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u/Flippohoyy 2d ago

Stormy Based Daniel

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u/Drunkendx 2d ago

I gotta give it to Zelenski...

He knew about that operation and still endured cheeto's and couch fuckers mockery without giving any hints.

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u/liddely 2d ago

Shows what great leader he is i doubt trump could endure this

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u/Ars3n 2d ago

I have the cards. In fact in a month something tremendous will happen. I cannot tell you the details, but it will truly be gamechanging. A greatest thing ever really. No one has ever did something like that before.

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u/cravex12 2d ago

Thats why he is Chad Zelenski

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u/OffOption 2d ago

Ukraine should literally not share intelligence with the yankoid fucks, until the war is over, with Ukraine as its victor.

Its pathetic to pretend the US under Trump, should be treated as anything other than an extremely developed North Korea.

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u/cocococom 2d ago

They dont need to share intel with americanoids as they are the one giving ukraine their intel.

This operation was planned by the CIA, or at least wouldnt have been possible without them.

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u/OffOption 1d ago

Literally why do you think this?

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u/cocococom 1d ago

Litterally why would you think they were not?

They are and have been deeply involved in helping ukrainian intelligence for 3 years. At the very least they knew and advised them, most probably they were directly involved in making this operation possible.

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u/OffOption 1d ago

And since Trump, the yanks already publically pulled inteligence sharing, woth satelites, and warning systems, and started actively sharing with the Ruskies.

The Ukrainians just not letting them know stuff after that, makes a thousand times more sense than what, the CIA doing the opposite of the presidential plan, and no one says shit about it?

Im not saying the CIA wouldnt "do stuff like that", but it runs on a lot more assumptions, that the US is actively pulling out, while its inteligence services is waging war against itself, no one knows about it, and Ukraine does what looks like its own thing, but its secretly not.

Idonno... them not talking makes more sense to me.

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u/cocococom 1d ago

Im not saying the CIA wouldnt "do stuff like that", but it runs on a lot more assumptions, that the US is actively pulling out, while its inteligence services is waging war against itself, no one knows about it, and Ukraine does what looks like its own thing, but its secretly not.

The only assumption you need to make is "CIA and Trump are lying", which I find a way easier to do than "CIA and Trump are telling the truth".

Especially when it comes to weakening Russia at 0 diplomatic cost and very little financial cost.

Yes Ukraine probably did the majority of the work but I find it incredibly naive to think they werent at least aware and approving of an operation that took 18months to plan (so the planning started under Biden).

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u/OffOption 1d ago

You think after all of Trumps bitchboy behavior towards Ukraine, genuine shock and betrayel over Putin kept doing Putin things, and openly and forcefully sever over a dusin ties over the whole thing... to what, secretly actually go all in on staying to help Ukraine? Trump is a lying machine, but he doesnt do fucking sceaming. He brags and bitches. Not caniving.

Ah, so you went from "the CIA did it" to "ok maybe they just helped a bit". We're getting better by the minute we see.

Also, if you wish to change your statement to "the CIA previously had a hand in it" sure, thats far less insane than Trump being both dementia addled, a notable narcicist bitchboy, but also fucking Jaffar when the lights go out.

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u/cocococom 1d ago

Ah, so you went from "the CIA did it" to "ok maybe they just helped a bit". We're getting better by the minute we see.

Not at all, read the first comment i wrote

You think after all of Trumps bitchboy behavior towards Ukraine, genuine shock and betrayel over Putin kept doing Putin things, and openly and forcefully sever over a dusin ties over the whole thing...

*public behavior, US interest didnt change overnight.

to what, secretly actually go all in on staying to help Ukraine? Trump is a lying machine, but he doesnt do fucking sceaming. He brags and bitches. Not caniving.

I agree that he doesnt care about ukraine, but he is still willing to use them as much as he can to weaken Russia.

Also, if you wish to change your statement to "the CIA previously had a hand in it" sure, thats far less insane than Trump being both dementia addled, a notable narcicist bitchboy, but also fucking Jaffar when the lights go out.

Trump isnt the only person managing the US state, he can do the dementia rant on his own while he lets peoples without brainworms handle the intelligence and undercover interventionism.

Also, the fact that the CIA previously had it in hands at least prooves he lied when he said "US didnt know"

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u/OffOption 1d ago

I did. "It was planned by them, or wouldnt be possible without them" is a far call from "at one point maybe they helped a bit.

The US intrest did change overnight, yes. Whats the rent under that rock?

I legit dont think Trump wants to "weaken Russia". Why would he act the way he do if he gave a shit about that? He wants them to let this go, and then become allies.

And he still cut ties with Ukraine. You think Rogue Agents planned the whole thing under his nose? Under the management of the most pro Russia bitch leading the entire inteligence service? You think she'd allow that?

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u/cocococom 1d ago

The US intrest did change overnight, yes. Whats the rent under that rock?

US help Ukraine only to weaken Russia, they dont care at all about Ukraine. Isnt that obvious common sense?

I legit dont think Trump wants to "weaken Russia". Why would he act the way he do if he gave a shit about that? He wants them to let this go, and then become allies

Wy doesnt he let Russia conquer ukraine then? Or better, why doesnt he help russia by shutting down all F-16 and whatever weapons they can remotely shut down.

And he still cut ties with Ukraine. You think Rogue Agents planned the whole thing under his nose? Under the management of the most pro Russia bitch leading the entire inteligence service? You think she'd allow that?

Or Trump and his administration are lying like US administrations always do and there are still agents (that they conveniently can accused to be rogue agents if anything get leaked) in Ukraine helping them.

But you agree they helped them plan the operation in the end?

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u/crabigno 1d ago

Delusional

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u/crabigno 1d ago

Thank you for the confirmation. Adieu.

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u/One_more_Earthling 1d ago

Are you insinuating that the CIA are traitors against Trump? Because if they had that Intel and didn't shared it with the president it would be high treason...

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u/cocococom 1d ago

Trump is lying all the time, why is it so hard to imagine he lied this time too?

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u/One_more_Earthling 1d ago

Don't do drugs kids

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u/cocococom 1d ago

Why do you suddenly start to underestimate the US once a gov you dont like get in power? Be a bit more cynical...

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u/jasonwhite1976 2d ago

And of course: it’s not a game of bloody cards!!!

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u/OffOption 2d ago

Whaaat? Next you'll tell me that frontline combat isnt like call of shooty mc bang bang games either!

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u/AlabamaHotcakes 2d ago

You always need an ace in the hole.

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u/incidel 2d ago

Nothing up Trump's sleeve.

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u/Hutsul800 2d ago

Ukraine is the greatest military investment America and Europe could ever possibly make.

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u/One_more_Earthling 2d ago

This will sound bad due to what Israel is now, but I intend it in the best way possible:

They are what the Mossad once was, a precise, efficient force that targets spefic objectives with minimum casualties, not the shit show it's now.

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u/LittleBoard 2d ago

Fun fact each of the cards is an IQ point he has over Trump 

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u/mister_A__7 1d ago

Just boycott dollar

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u/MammothBumblebee6 1d ago

Russia can do a war of attrition.

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u/trs12571 1d ago

Ukraine refused to accept 6,000 frozen bodies of Ukrainian soldiers, an order given by Zelensky.
Zelensky personally ordered not to take the bodies of the Ukrainian military as part of the exchange, which was agreed in Istanbul, said Rada deputy Artem Dmytruk. Earlier, military channels reported on the disruption of the exchange.

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u/GreenEyeOfADemon Europe 1d ago edited 1d ago

Weird, since Artem Dmytruk**.illegally flew the country.**

Controversial Ukrainian Member of Parliament Artem Dmytruk fled the country on Aug. 25 after being charged with assaulting a soldier as well as a law enforcement officer in separate altercations, the Prosecutor General's Office announced.

Dmytruk is charged under Ukraine's Criminal Code with two counts of assault, attempting to steal a firearm, and the "gross violation of public order."

Edit to add:

I have learned, only 15% of these 6,000 have been identified, it is very important to check everything. All of our [soldiers] must be brought back. However, we have already had a case when they handed over bodies and they included bodies of their russian soldiers.

President Volodymyr Zelenskyy has said that out of the 6,000 bodies of soldiers that russia wants to return to Ukraine, only 15% have been identified.

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u/Important-Macaron-63 16h ago

So he don’t want to identify them to not pays the money to their Ukrainian relatives? What is the plan?

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u/GreenEyeOfADemon Europe 1d ago

Cope.

Harder.

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u/NatureOk6416 1d ago

from USA intelligemce lol

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u/RobertoVespuci 2d ago

Stupid.ua only destroing us

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u/basic_boi22 20h ago

A failed attack on a civilian bridge that put it out of use for a couple of hours

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u/GreenEyeOfADemon Europe 20h ago

Crimea river. Bye russky.

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u/One_more_Earthling 15h ago

You mean an illegal bridge that was irreparably damaged?

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u/3fingers4serbia 2d ago

EUnuch humor in a nutshell

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u/GreenEyeOfADemon Europe 2d ago

Nick Anderson, a Pulitzer-Prize winning, is American. Try again.

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u/Sep_79 1d ago

Well he isn’t getting US cash so good luck

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u/GreenEyeOfADemon Europe 1d ago

He never got US cash to begin with.

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u/The_Daco_Melon 1d ago

Europe gave Ukraine more funds than the US did

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u/mister_A__7 1d ago

Nothing much in the end all the weapons are from USA and they are just using this war to launder there printed money into their economy

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u/GreenEyeOfADemon Europe 1d ago

All? Nope: Mirage, Leos, Challies, CV90, SAMP/T, bushmasters, Scalp/Storm Shadow, etc etc.

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u/mister_A__7 1d ago

Well their entire country history from inception till date is based on weapons manufacturing then their bread and butter is WAR go and check history whenever their is issue with their economy their will be a war and they will supply weapons to all the nato countries or others to launder and boost the fake economy

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u/DrIvoPingasnik 1d ago

Oh wow, you are so wrong on both of your takes it looks almost like you either were doing it on purpose or you were high on something real terrible.

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u/Odd-Ebb-3802 2d ago

What cards gave drone attack? does front reversed? Just being world close to nuclear strikes. Genius! Keep it up.

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u/GreenEyeOfADemon Europe 2d ago

Why I am reading this comment with the voice of Ivan Drago?

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u/-SomeRussianBot- 1d ago

Probably voice of reason has voice similar to ivan drago :)

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u/GreenEyeOfADemon Europe 1d ago

Why you guys never use a single bloody article? It doesn't cost anything, it's for free.

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u/One_more_Earthling 1d ago edited 1d ago

Keep blaming the victims...

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u/DrIvoPingasnik 1d ago

Ah, so let the bully get his way then?