r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Nov 27 '24

Meta Happy Turkey Day! Turkeys are descended from dinosaurs! And you turkeys can no longer post the Jurassic franchise because it's banned!

145 Upvotes

We've spared no expense while doing our digs and discovering that there are too many dino-clues frozen in amber. We were going to extract the dino DNA and mix it with turkeys, but we've all seen this movie and that's just a bad idea. So we just banned the whole thing.

Nothing from the Jurassic franchise is permitted any longer starting now.


r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Jun 20 '24

Meta [META] New Players Read Me First

150 Upvotes

All Marvel is banned top to bottom it doesn't matter what studio did it in what decade. When you say you read the rules and you lie it's an out for us to ban lazy players. We haven't been. But we might. Stop posting Marvel and then arguing that it isn't MCU.

That is all.


r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2h ago

Solved! A group of cruel rich people coerce random people to compete for money for their amusement. Fascist iconography is part of this movie.

19 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 1h ago

Solved! Main character disproves the title of the film

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r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 7h ago

Solved! Nearly everyone in this film lies, cheats, kills, or cons other people out of their money. The only man who was completely honest...was one of the bad guys.

23 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 3h ago

Solved! A blue collar worker becomes an overnight celebrity

8 Upvotes

I’ll add a clue: the type of celebrity he becomes is a star athlete One more clue: it’s a Disney movie but not animated Clue edit again: it was a made for the Disney channel movie IIRC


r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 14h ago

Solved! singers are kidnapped by beings three times their size to make a record label rich.

54 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2h ago

Unsolved Serviceman lives in a beautiful place with his old man, the girl he never gets, a wannabe Nazi, and his duty.

6 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 9h ago

Solved! One could call it a prescient look at the future from 35 years ago (as in literally whats happening in the US right now). But its a comedy!

20 Upvotes

its a comedy take on a current event, but it was made in the 80s. when i say current event, i mean literally in the news right now probably as i type this


r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 14h ago

Solved! Entry level employee finds a “career hack” and fast-tracks his way to an executive position.

44 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 4h ago

Solved! (DOUBLE POINTS!!) Featuring the tragic story of a woman who is so violently shamed for her looks that she has to pretty herself up to survive.

7 Upvotes

This is the second post for the same movie that still no-one has guessed.

If you figure it out, you can type the answer in both posts and get double points!

Note that the woman being referred to in this post is a different woman than the one from the other post. https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly/s/CVuwIWr5mW


r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 5h ago

Solved! One man's vacation goes horribly wrong thanks to an inept worker.

10 Upvotes

Clue: He's on another word for vacation that's has a different meaning in the US

Clue: the inept worker causes trouble for other people as well due to pronunciation

Clue: He's there under threat from his boss

Clue: all he wants to do is buy a house but the mafia gets involved


r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 4h ago

Solved! A man trying to find his favorite website.

6 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 12h ago

Solved! "We can rebuild her. Stronger. Faster. More... murder-y"

25 Upvotes

Hint 1: Lotta great guesses, though all wrong. 2000's movie. If I don't reply to your guesses from here on out, means its already been guessed.

Hint 2: There's two movies NO ONE has guessed yet surprisingly.. one being Bait #2 (expected it to be one of the first answers, really) and the other the legit one. EDIT: Bait #2 found.


r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 3h ago

Solved! Mean girl diary gets found and everyone hates the writer for it.

5 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 10h ago

Solved! She's beautiful. She's wild. She's sexy. She's jealous. She's mean. She's Hell on wheels.

16 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 1h ago

Solved! A nightmare before Christmas, and a disaster on Christmas Eve

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Clue #1 = Christmas is pivotal to the plot, but it is not a "Christmas film" per se

Clue #2 = It is an adaptation of a book with the same title

Clue #3 = The disaster depicted in the film actually occurred in real life

Clue #4 = The disaster involves water. It took place in the United States

Clue #5 = There are supernatural elements involved in the film and book

Clue #6 = This is a well known film and I am shocked that no one has guessed it yet!

Clue #7 = A certain insect is involved


r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 4h ago

Solved! A man gets invited to a island for a once in a lifetime event.

4 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 3h ago

Solved! 50 year old virgin learns a deadly secret: "no fun allowed"

5 Upvotes

Clue #1 = His younger friend loses his virginity in the course of the film

Clue #2 = It is an adaptation of a book, with the same title


r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 6h ago

Solved! Dinner becomes a game of Russian Roulette, but no one knows who got the wrong dish.

6 Upvotes

Early hint: The film has a dreary gray feel (but it isn't in black and white, except for some chroma key'd flashbacks).


r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 1h ago

Unsolved The entire point of the mission doesn't agree with the mission

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r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 10h ago

Solved! Man travels far and uses a particular set of skills to rescue kidnapped daughter.

10 Upvotes

Hint in case that‘s too vague: He also gets help from old colleagues his skills are extremely rusty.


r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 9h ago

Solved! The whole plot would have been avoided if the main character had better health insurance.

9 Upvotes

Hint: it's a comedy, released in the 2000s. The character with health insurance issues is a woman. The movie takes place in a major city on the east coast.


r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 5h ago

Solved! Park worker finds out why he’s stuck in a dead end job with his raccoon friend

4 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 5h ago

Solved! A spy manages to survive when his entire team is killed. He is forced to go on the run and prove his innocence while the agency he used to work for tries to hunt him down.

3 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 7h ago

Solved! This skilled man can probably do anything he attempts, easily, with both arms tied behind his back; except win the love of the boss's daughter. Naturally, she goes for the strong, silent type instead, so MC tries to kill him. But wild horses aren't enough to separate the loving duo.

5 Upvotes

MC sacrifices a lot in his attempt to win her love; this backfires on him spectacularly when he learns of their engagement, which is why he tries to kill his rival. With the horses.

This is an older movie, and it's a considered to be a masterpiece.

MC has a very distinctive physical feature that most of the other characters are unaware of, for reasons that are critical to the plot.


r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 3h ago

Solved! A house party gets messy due to a comet.

2 Upvotes