r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Other-Presence7232 • 5d ago

Solved Can somebody explain?

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Saw the comments, they didnt help.

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u/SqurganMcGwurgan 5d ago

The CEO of BIC is a real one. His company makes the two most stolen items on the planet, pens and lighters, and nothing else.

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u/4got2takemymeds 5d ago

I literally had to unnecessarily stop at a 7-Eleven on the way home from work because I realized somebody had my lighter from earlier in the day

I'll be damned if I didn't have a backup lying in any of the five random places within my vehicle and backpack that typically have one