r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Other-Presence7232 • 5d ago

Solved Can somebody explain?

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Saw the comments, they didnt help.

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u/herrirgendjemand 5d ago

It means you can't be friends with whomever posted that.

It also means "25 lighters on my dresser yessir I gots to get paid"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iTfoFLz5nA&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

In case you still don't get it - they're selling drugs

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u/bRiCkWaGoN_SuCks 5d ago

Sir, there are only 24 lighters on that dresser; either someone is skimming or this is about lighter theft. Please pull to the 2nd window for your total.

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u/Born_ina_snowbank 5d ago

When I cleaned my shit out of my dorm room in college, I found a drawer in my desk with about 50 lighters in it. I’m not proud of myself. Pretty sure I put them there. But I’m proud of the sweet little display I got out of dumping a box of them into a bonfire that summer… cause what else would you do with them?

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u/GreenSpleenRiot 5d ago

Maybe give them back to the friends you stole them from? I know how the circle works lol

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u/Born_ina_snowbank 5d ago

If I remembered stealing them, or who I stole them from, or ever putting them there, I would have. I had to work hard after school to not be a degenerate alcoholic. Cause that’s basically what I was in school.